All pokemons are equal

But some pokemons are more equal than others

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOO A BRANCHING EVOLUTION HAS TO BE EITHER ALL 3 STAGE OR ALL 2 STAGE BECAUSE...I JUST SAID SO OKAY!!!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do you write like this? did you forget how to get your point across normally?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Indeed, I'm glad that you agree.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >All pokemons are equal
    Said no one

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now they have no reason to not give Eeveelutions evolutions now that they don't have to do 8 at once

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You’re just releasing this now? Not when Game Freak created megas for the sole purpose of confirming that all but 46 Pokémon are worthless fodder not worthy of being aces (while CHARIZARD any Mewtwo got two Megas because KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOO), not when Game Freak created regionals for the sole purpose of making certain Pokémon completely obsolete, not Game Freak erased over half all all Pokémon from the franchise in Gen 8 so that CHARIZARD would have less competition?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Game Freak created regionals for the sole purpose of making certain Pokémon completely obsolete
      name 5 regional form that do that. They all have different typings and stats than their original version making both fit into different niches that fulfill a different role rather than competing against one another

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ninetales, Raichu, Muk, Exeggcutor, Darmanitan, Corsola, Raticate, Persian. Hell it's easier to list the ones who didn't get overshadowed.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah yes, ninetales, the offensif fire mon built for sun team totally got its niche stolen by its defensive ice type variants that set the snow amarite.
          play the game next time instead of crying like a b***h about things that only exist in your head.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Typhlosion and Samurott have effectively nothing over their counterparts

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          They probably wouldn't even get along

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off

    What triggers me is his evolution is over the place on the dex

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just like the Chansey line

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean the difference is 4 gens to introduce it

        This one got his middle evolution in between paradox legendaries and the final Evo a few numbers after, both introduced in the same gen

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this shitty foodmon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Worms are food
      What did he meant with this?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's an apple you homosexual.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's an apple
          No it's not turbo autism

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >worms are food
        this just makes me want a gummy worms fairy-type mon

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Milcery is born from sweet smelling particles in the air

          Geez probably shouldn't breathe too hard in the pokemon world pokemon life energy is fricking air born

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            What do you think pollen is?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pokemon fart infinity energy and sometimes if the circumstances are right it makes a brand new pokemon

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are birds posting on this board, right now.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I disagree!

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yet all of them are shitmons cept maybe Appletun which is(was) somewhat useful for raids

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hydraple stats just make it appletun but less shit

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        So still bad
        Appletun can at least sweep raids with Apple Acid
        Ik vgc and smogon they all suck

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Smogon is for gays and trannies.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        appletun has thickfat, which negates its fire weakness and downgrades its 4x ice weakness to 2x. i think hydrapple is just a bog standard ooga booga

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    But they’re all cute.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plural form of "Pokemon" is "Pokemon"

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is worse than Vanillite.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pleas like muh icecream now
      shut up Turner. You got fired for a reason.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny how /vp/ demands a lot of stuff but then proceeds to hate everything that GF does that isn't the usual rehash

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >apple becomes small dragon
      >apple becomes apple pie
      >apple becomes larger apple becomes apple big hydra
      I'd like Hydrapple more if it felt more unique

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that vp is full of the same morons who threw a tantrum for BW focusing on the new pokemon and actaully trying something new even though that decision was a direct result to hate HGSS got for Johto dex being a glorified expansion pack. But Genwunners just had o shit on Masudas's Magnum opius because they need their CHARIZARD, so Game Freak stopped trying.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pokemons
    Frick I'm so glad it's this easy to tell when it's an ESL post

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like that they're playing with alternate evolutions, and desperately want them to follow suit with older Pokemon. Examples:
    >A Koffing that doesn't evolve with a conjoined twin
    >Weezing evolution that brings in the triplet, aptly named Chokking
    >A Charmeleon evo that doesn't have wings

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes we need more kanto pandering

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't give a frick, I've waited over a decade for those Weezing triplets and they squandered that opportunity with that dumb top hat variant.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        giving evolutions and forms that change the dynamic of one of the 151 pokemons forever by turning them into nfe shitmons is anything but kanto pandering, anon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A Charmeleon evo that doesn't have wings
      Cool idea but would absolutely never ever happen for obvious reasons

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chokking is perfect

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people make evolutions a bigger deal than it needs to be treat them them like the individual species that they are

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that form changes don't mean a pokemon can't evolve further

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokémon the only franchise where a green dog and green caterpillar are dragons but not a literal dragon like Charizard or Gyarados

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Charizard and Gyarados are dragons

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >くさリザードン

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the only time a branching evolution has higher BST than the rest?

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