>jb server has no slowdown plugin >bind mwheelup +jump >abuse that shit on T side >cause chaos by rushing to the guards room and spawning weps >CTs lose their shit because they cant spray a homie phoonin at 900 units per sec >next round >get killed by an angery CT before the cells have even opened
I really want to try jailbreak but I feel like I'm going to get filtered by CS:GO's aimming mechanics. I've never played before and b-hopping also looks pretty hard.
>Guards do a gun check please
>jb server has no slowdown plugin
>bind mwheelup +jump
>abuse that shit on T side
>cause chaos by rushing to the guards room and spawning weps
>CTs lose their shit because they cant spray a homie phoonin at 900 units per sec
>next round
>get killed by an angery CT before the cells have even opened
I'M THE LAW
I'M THE LAW
I'M THE LAW
>Leave through the breakable wall in my cell.
>Roams map mindlessly
Breaking vents is KOS. Guards get that guy
I really want to try jailbreak but I feel like I'm going to get filtered by CS:GO's aimming mechanics. I've never played before and b-hopping also looks pretty hard.
CSS and CS2 have jailbreak servers, they are pretty fun if u stay out of the community and just remain unknown but cause chaos,
>all terrorists form a capital J.
>Someone tosses a smoke inside of you.
Dude shut the frick up. You WISH you were the law but ur probably some freakin nerdy warcraft player who wishes he could do SOME SHIT,.
You forgot to say "no delay."
No delaying no ninja steppping no homosexualry of any kind
>alright guys here's the rules:
>no vampires
>no demons
>no werewolves
I dont know what yu mean cuz u FRICKIN DUNT EXPLAIN BICH!!!!!
>knifes the cell bars at u
I played a ton of CS Source and still have no idea what this game mode was about
its cops vs robbers but u were caught and arrested
Its for the friends of the server owner to powertrip as a coping mechanism.
And also for prisoners to feel a sense of acomplishment as they each try to rebel.
for me, it's
that song was in so many servers. everything fricking sucks now
>warden is a homosexual and starts doing tongue twister simon says bullshittery that he himself can't even follow
>(Terrorist) ANON : RUSH TEH BACK WALL!!
The only good JB maps were one's where lucky T's could break out and fight to free everyone else.
Otherwise it was just a gay simon says simulator.
How can 5 cts contain 22 prisoners without them rebelling so easily without nazing out?
Not my problem.
5 CTs with guns vs 1 or 2 equipped escapees shouldnt be a problem.
you are a fat ass piece of shit granny head motherfricking two bag dip shit tea bagger homosexual
Any good servers to join?
SOMEBODY END THE DAMN ROUND OR IM GONNA END IT
hello?