A jobber would be a Pokemon that only appears to be defeated without doing anything significant like team support or dealing any actual damage (Ash's Torterra).
A jobmon would be a Pokemon that may as well have an actual job (Cinderace).
Not every water type manifests a sniper rifle to shoot with
2 months ago
Anonymous
>Not every water type manifests a sniper rifle
Neither does inteleon that's just water
2 months ago
Anonymous
keep coping and seething
2 months ago
Anonymous
Where's the sniper rifle? inteleon is just holding water in it's hand s
2 months ago
Anonymous
Where's the argument? you're just posting cope in this thread
2 months ago
Anonymous
>Where's the argument?
Where's the sniper rifle? i only see water
2 months ago
Anonymous
It's sniper rifle made of water
This is like saying pic related isn't a sniper rifle but metal
2 months ago
Anonymous
They look nothing alike even in comparison
2 months ago
Anonymous
>condensing entire lines
[...] >holding water
And that water is taking what form? You can do it anon. We're all waiting patiently.
It's still a gun you idiot. You're in denial and everyone sees right through it. Stop the cope.
Why are you guys arguing with a troll? If he wants to roleplay as a brainless idiot, let him
2 months ago
Anonymous
Just define sniper rifle if you guys are so confident.
He's literally holding a water-energy-based sniper rifle and sniping with it. The move is called snipe shot you moron. He's perched up on a tower LIKE A SNIPER and SNIPES with it while holding it LIKE A SNIPER.
How does this even look like a rifle?
2 months ago
Anonymous
Because it's the same general shape and is used the exact same way ?
2 months ago
Anonymous
>Because it's the same general shape
But they don't?
2 months ago
Anonymous
Yes, that's the same general shape.
2 months ago
Anonymous
It's still a gun you idiot. You're in denial and everyone sees right through it. Stop the cope.
This thing is so cringe
2 months ago
Anonymous
It's still a gun you idiot. You're in denial and everyone sees right through it. Stop the cope.
2 months ago
Anonymous
>It's still a gun you idiot.
No that's just water idiot even in the one you just posted
Where's the sniper rifle? inteleon is just holding water in it's hand s
>holding water
And that water is taking what form? You can do it anon. We're all waiting patiently.
2 months ago
Anonymous
>And that water is taking what form?
Definitely not a sniper rifle
2 months ago
Anonymous
He's literally holding a water-energy-based sniper rifle and sniping with it. The move is called snipe shot you moron. He's perched up on a tower LIKE A SNIPER and SNIPES with it while holding it LIKE A SNIPER.
>inteleon being called a jobmon just because the water slightly kinda resembles a rifle >But this one is never called a jobmon for having literal weapons
Why?
>she's falseflagging as someone else to make herself look pitiable in order to further validate her blastoise post
Removing poster counts was a mistake.
you need at least 3 pieces of human clothing to be considered a jobmon. blastoise only has her pvc pipes, it's not enough compared to empoleon's collar, triden, and waistcoat
>inteleon being called a jobmon just because the water slightly kinda resembles a rifle >But this one is never called a jobmon for wearing literal ufc shit
Why?
Empoleon works because it looks like a fricking penguin and not a man in a penguin suit. That's the only thing you need to consider. It's why even a design as busy and overworked as Skeledirge still gets a pass from people.
Who's gonna tell him?
>allegedly a "jobmon"
Poseidon is a job?
Shed’s a jobmon because she’s a big fat fricking obese ugly fatass wearing human’s clothing and is named after one of the most evil men in history
How'd you know Barry nicknamed his Empoleon Hitler?
what did shedinja ever do to you
>Shed's
When did Empoleon become a farmer?
only complete schizos think empoleon is a job mon. Emperor penguin is not a job. It's a penguin.
only complete schizos think inteleon is a job mon. Basilisk lizard is not a job. It's a lizard.
What is Empoleon's job? Inteleon is designed to be and has a moveset based on a spy.
What is Inteleon's job? Empoleon is designed to be and has a moveset based on napoleon
Nice try Galarvae but Empoleon doesn't have job moves unlike inceleon.
It learns swagger and swords dance by level up.
in what world do these correlate to an emperor?
Are you fricking serious, Inceleon's literal signature move is Snipe Shot
Napoleon is a job?
You missed SM season where Kukui’s got one tapped by a 4x resist at the end.
Go back to Ganker
Jobmon and jobber are two separate shits.
A jobber would be a Pokemon that only appears to be defeated without doing anything significant like team support or dealing any actual damage (Ash's Torterra).
A jobmon would be a Pokemon that may as well have an actual job (Cinderace).
>being an emperor isn’t a job because….it just isn’t ok!!
He does literally nothing relating to being an emperor
It's just a metal penguin
He does literally nothing relating to being a spy
It's just a water lizard
>shoots water bullets from his finger gun
>has a water sniper rifle
Lol
water bullets from his finger gun
nope it just shoots water out of its body like any other water pokemon
>resorts to rejecting reality
It's over, I win
>shoots water bullets from his finger gun
All water type can shoot water from their body does that mean every water type is a jobmon?
Not every water type manifests a sniper rifle to shoot with
>Not every water type manifests a sniper rifle
Neither does inteleon that's just water
keep coping and seething
Where's the sniper rifle? inteleon is just holding water in it's hand s
Where's the argument? you're just posting cope in this thread
>Where's the argument?
Where's the sniper rifle? i only see water
It's sniper rifle made of water
This is like saying pic related isn't a sniper rifle but metal
They look nothing alike even in comparison
Why are you guys arguing with a troll? If he wants to roleplay as a brainless idiot, let him
How does this even look like a rifle?
Because it's the same general shape and is used the exact same way ?
>Because it's the same general shape
But they don't?
Yes, that's the same general shape.
This thing is so cringe
It's still a gun you idiot. You're in denial and everyone sees right through it. Stop the cope.
>It's still a gun you idiot.
No that's just water idiot even in the one you just posted
in what world is that a rifle?
Its a spear gun
Empoleon if she wasn't an overdesigned jobmon
It's about time someone starts fixing these diaper designs
What's with your diaper obsession?
Gen 1 wasn't without jobmons, Machop line, Abra line, Jynx, Mr. Mime, Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan and Farfetch'd are all jobmons.
Jobmons in gen 1
>Machop line, Abra line, Jynx, Mr. Mime, Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan
Jobmons in gen 4
>Empoleon, Infernape, Rhyperior, Mismagius, Lickilicky, Honchkrow, Vespiquen, Kricketune, Dusknoir
Gen 1 has a 50% bigger dex mind you
You forgot dugtrio
Also forgot Ambipom
>condensing entire lines
>holding water
And that water is taking what form? You can do it anon. We're all waiting patiently.
>And that water is taking what form?
Definitely not a sniper rifle
He's literally holding a water-energy-based sniper rifle and sniping with it. The move is called snipe shot you moron. He's perched up on a tower LIKE A SNIPER and SNIPES with it while holding it LIKE A SNIPER.
what job could you possibly think Infernape has? Monkey wearing armour?
>Vespiquen
>Dusknoir
I don't think bee and weird ghost thing are jobs
>queen isnt a job
>grimreaper isnt a job
meds&BBC
isnt a job
do you know what a queen bee is
isnt a job
where do you go to apply to get a job as the grim reaper?
>BBC
>nothing relating to being an emperor
Holy copium
What empire does he rule? Where is his throne?
The holy empire of Sinnoh, and obviously its throne is the Spear Pillar.
>anon doesn't know the difference between an emperor penguin and an emperor
Is this a jobmon to you?
His job is to make white trainers fragile.
with his wiener up their ass!!!
>nidoking is a jobmon
There is official media of Inteleon being a spy in the anime.
There is no official media of Empoleon ruling a kingdom.
Just define sniper rifle if you guys are so confident.
/vp/ really is the easiest board to bait.
>inteleon being called a jobmon just because the water slightly kinda resembles a rifle
>But this one is never called a jobmon for having literal weapons
Why?
>job: fat turtle with guns
I would be so good at that job.
Genwunners, thats the problem
Gen 1 defense, just like how no one ever talks shit about the Hitmons, especially Hitmonchan who's literally a boxer in a skirt.
Harder to bait gen 1 chads. We all know it's full of jobmons and don't care.
Kaiju and military vehicles aren't jobs.
>Having weirdly shaped water that uses as a weapon makes you a jobmon but having literal weapons doesn't
Hypocrisy at it's finest
no the pokedex description makes one a jobmon and the other one not
>Secret Agent Pokemon
I hate this piece of shit even more now, it's the Jobmon of all Jobmons
This has to be the dumbest reason to dislike a Pokemon.
>This has to be the dumbest reason to dislike a Pokemon.
You were expecting an inteleon hater to be smart?
I don't dislike Inteleon, I'm arguing with the morons in the thread who think it isn't a jobmon.
>Secret agent pokemon
>Is never potrayed as a secret agent
Good bait anon you got me actually replying
Inceleon is shit
>Incel
But enough about you
So, Empoleon a jobmon, then?
Yes.
Now kneel.
breeding hips
Emperor penguin
Fricking kek, what a dumb pokemon
How is that dumb?
Being a tank isn't a job, moron.
It's an objectmon. Get your terminology right.
how many times is she gonna samegay her blastoise post? it won't stop your fatass jobmon penguin from going to work as an emperor
>she's falseflagging as someone else to make herself look pitiable in order to further validate her blastoise post
Removing poster counts was a mistake.
you need at least 3 pieces of human clothing to be considered a jobmon. blastoise only has her pvc pipes, it's not enough compared to empoleon's collar, triden, and waistcoat
>can expertly tell who's who and if someone is falseflagging
>still cries about the poster count removal
Remember when it was called samegayging?
there's a reason why piplup doesn't evolve in the anime. no one wants to see that fat fricking jobmon abomination napoleon cosplayer
Jobmons aren't automatically bad for me, an emperor penguin is alright and make sense, but a football player rabbit? gross
Do you ever realize that some people here hate Pokemon designs just because they look too Japanese in sensibilities
>inteleon being called a jobmon just because the water slightly kinda resembles a rifle
>But this one is never called a jobmon for wearing literal ufc shit
Why?
Its so obvious it hardly needs pointing out. Like Mr Mime.
Empoleon works because it looks like a fricking penguin and not a man in a penguin suit. That's the only thing you need to consider. It's why even a design as busy and overworked as Skeledirge still gets a pass from people.
Empoleon looks big enough to actually be a mascot costume unlike some other mons
If Piplup line was made now the final evo would just be a girly ballerina with breasts like the girl penguin from happy feet.
>If Piplup line was made now the final evo would just be a girly ballerina with breasts
>Now