>allegedly a "jobmon". >is never shown "jobbing"

>allegedly a "jobmon"
>is never shown "jobbing"

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who's gonna tell him?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >allegedly a "jobmon"
    Poseidon is a job?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shed’s a jobmon because she’s a big fat fricking obese ugly fatass wearing human’s clothing and is named after one of the most evil men in history

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How'd you know Barry nicknamed his Empoleon Hitler?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what did shedinja ever do to you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Shed's
      When did Empoleon become a farmer?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only complete schizos think empoleon is a job mon. Emperor penguin is not a job. It's a penguin.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only complete schizos think inteleon is a job mon. Basilisk lizard is not a job. It's a lizard.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What is Empoleon's job? Inteleon is designed to be and has a moveset based on a spy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What is Inteleon's job? Empoleon is designed to be and has a moveset based on napoleon

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nice try Galarvae but Empoleon doesn't have job moves unlike inceleon.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It learns swagger and swords dance by level up.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                in what world do these correlate to an emperor?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are you fricking serious, Inceleon's literal signature move is Snipe Shot

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Napoleon is a job?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You missed SM season where Kukui’s got one tapped by a 4x resist at the end.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go back to Ganker

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jobmon and jobber are two separate shits.

    A jobber would be a Pokemon that only appears to be defeated without doing anything significant like team support or dealing any actual damage (Ash's Torterra).

    A jobmon would be a Pokemon that may as well have an actual job (Cinderace).

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >being an emperor isn’t a job because….it just isn’t ok!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is Inteleon's job? Empoleon is designed to be and has a moveset based on napoleon

      He does literally nothing relating to being an emperor
      It's just a metal penguin

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He does literally nothing relating to being a spy
        It's just a water lizard

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >shoots water bullets from his finger gun
          >has a water sniper rifle
          Lol

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            water bullets from his finger gun
            nope it just shoots water out of its body like any other water pokemon

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >resorts to rejecting reality
              It's over, I win

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >shoots water bullets from his finger gun
            All water type can shoot water from their body does that mean every water type is a jobmon?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not every water type manifests a sniper rifle to shoot with

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Not every water type manifests a sniper rifle
                Neither does inteleon that's just water

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                keep coping and seething

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Where's the sniper rifle? inteleon is just holding water in it's hand s

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Where's the argument? you're just posting cope in this thread

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Where's the argument?
                Where's the sniper rifle? i only see water

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's sniper rifle made of water
                This is like saying pic related isn't a sniper rifle but metal

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They look nothing alike even in comparison

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >condensing entire lines
                [...]
                >holding water
                And that water is taking what form? You can do it anon. We're all waiting patiently.

                It's still a gun you idiot. You're in denial and everyone sees right through it. Stop the cope.

                Why are you guys arguing with a troll? If he wants to roleplay as a brainless idiot, let him

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just define sniper rifle if you guys are so confident.

                He's literally holding a water-energy-based sniper rifle and sniping with it. The move is called snipe shot you moron. He's perched up on a tower LIKE A SNIPER and SNIPES with it while holding it LIKE A SNIPER.

                How does this even look like a rifle?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because it's the same general shape and is used the exact same way ?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Because it's the same general shape
                But they don't?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, that's the same general shape.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's still a gun you idiot. You're in denial and everyone sees right through it. Stop the cope.

                This thing is so cringe

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's still a gun you idiot. You're in denial and everyone sees right through it. Stop the cope.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It's still a gun you idiot.
                No that's just water idiot even in the one you just posted

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                in what world is that a rifle?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Its a spear gun

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >anon doesn't know the difference between an emperor penguin and an emperor

        Is this a jobmon to you?

        >nidoking is a jobmon

        Empoleon if she wasn't an overdesigned jobmon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's about time someone starts fixing these diaper designs

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What's with your diaper obsession?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Gen 1 wasn't without jobmons, Machop line, Abra line, Jynx, Mr. Mime, Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan and Farfetch'd are all jobmons.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Jobmons in gen 1
            >Machop line, Abra line, Jynx, Mr. Mime, Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan

            Jobmons in gen 4
            >Empoleon, Infernape, Rhyperior, Mismagius, Lickilicky, Honchkrow, Vespiquen, Kricketune, Dusknoir

            Gen 1 has a 50% bigger dex mind you

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You forgot dugtrio

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Also forgot Ambipom

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >condensing entire lines

              Where's the sniper rifle? inteleon is just holding water in it's hand s

              >holding water
              And that water is taking what form? You can do it anon. We're all waiting patiently.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >And that water is taking what form?
                Definitely not a sniper rifle

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's literally holding a water-energy-based sniper rifle and sniping with it. The move is called snipe shot you moron. He's perched up on a tower LIKE A SNIPER and SNIPES with it while holding it LIKE A SNIPER.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              what job could you possibly think Infernape has? Monkey wearing armour?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Vespiquen
              >Dusknoir
              I don't think bee and weird ghost thing are jobs

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >queen isnt a job

                >grimreaper isnt a job

                meds&BBC

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                isnt a job
                do you know what a queen bee is
                isnt a job
                where do you go to apply to get a job as the grim reaper?
                >BBC

                [...]

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nothing relating to being an emperor
        Holy copium

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What empire does he rule? Where is his throne?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The holy empire of Sinnoh, and obviously its throne is the Spear Pillar.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >anon doesn't know the difference between an emperor penguin and an emperor

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this a jobmon to you?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His job is to make white trainers fragile.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          with his wiener up their ass!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nidoking is a jobmon

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is official media of Inteleon being a spy in the anime.
    There is no official media of Empoleon ruling a kingdom.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just define sniper rifle if you guys are so confident.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /vp/ really is the easiest board to bait.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >inteleon being called a jobmon just because the water slightly kinda resembles a rifle
    >But this one is never called a jobmon for having literal weapons
    Why?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >job: fat turtle with guns
      I would be so good at that job.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Genwunners, thats the problem

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gen 1 defense, just like how no one ever talks shit about the Hitmons, especially Hitmonchan who's literally a boxer in a skirt.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Harder to bait gen 1 chads. We all know it's full of jobmons and don't care.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kaiju and military vehicles aren't jobs.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Being a tank isn't a job, moron.

        >Having weirdly shaped water that uses as a weapon makes you a jobmon but having literal weapons doesn't
        Hypocrisy at it's finest

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no the pokedex description makes one a jobmon and the other one not

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Secret Agent Pokemon
            I hate this piece of shit even more now, it's the Jobmon of all Jobmons

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Secret Agent Pokemon
            I hate this piece of shit even more now, it's the Jobmon of all Jobmons

            This has to be the dumbest reason to dislike a Pokemon.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >This has to be the dumbest reason to dislike a Pokemon.
              You were expecting an inteleon hater to be smart?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't dislike Inteleon, I'm arguing with the morons in the thread who think it isn't a jobmon.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Secret agent pokemon
            >Is never potrayed as a secret agent
            Good bait anon you got me actually replying

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Inceleon is shit

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Incel
              But enough about you

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So, Empoleon a jobmon, then?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes.
              Now kneel.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                breeding hips

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Emperor penguin

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fricking kek, what a dumb pokemon

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How is that dumb?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Being a tank isn't a job, moron.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's an objectmon. Get your terminology right.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how many times is she gonna samegay her blastoise post? it won't stop your fatass jobmon penguin from going to work as an emperor

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >she's falseflagging as someone else to make herself look pitiable in order to further validate her blastoise post
      Removing poster counts was a mistake.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you need at least 3 pieces of human clothing to be considered a jobmon. blastoise only has her pvc pipes, it's not enough compared to empoleon's collar, triden, and waistcoat

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >can expertly tell who's who and if someone is falseflagging
        >still cries about the poster count removal
        Remember when it was called samegayging?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there's a reason why piplup doesn't evolve in the anime. no one wants to see that fat fricking jobmon abomination napoleon cosplayer

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jobmons aren't automatically bad for me, an emperor penguin is alright and make sense, but a football player rabbit? gross

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you ever realize that some people here hate Pokemon designs just because they look too Japanese in sensibilities

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >inteleon being called a jobmon just because the water slightly kinda resembles a rifle
    >But this one is never called a jobmon for wearing literal ufc shit
    Why?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its so obvious it hardly needs pointing out. Like Mr Mime.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Empoleon works because it looks like a fricking penguin and not a man in a penguin suit. That's the only thing you need to consider. It's why even a design as busy and overworked as Skeledirge still gets a pass from people.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Empoleon looks big enough to actually be a mascot costume unlike some other mons

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Piplup line was made now the final evo would just be a girly ballerina with breasts like the girl penguin from happy feet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If Piplup line was made now the final evo would just be a girly ballerina with breasts
      >Now

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