Alola is my favorite region and Im sad there isnt a cute word to call me like Unovabortion or Kalosperm :(

Alola is my favorite region and I’m sad there isn’t a cute word to call me like Unovabortion or Kalosperm 🙁

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alolasome

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alolasome, moron

      I don't even know what that's supposed to be

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is but everyone just laughed you guys off the board and you barely exist. People only care about the dicky and Lusamine / the OC mom from the ashnime.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alolasome, moron

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alolasome

      That isn’t funny

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        In my opinion Galarva is the most demeaning one, you got off easy

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's because people just say "shill"

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not meant to be funny, fricking homosexual

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That just sounds like a portmanteau of Alola and Awesome.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s what I first thought too but I guess it’s for lonesome

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s what I first thought too but I guess it’s for lonesome

        It's for chromosome, to continue the trend

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s stupid. What does it even mean? Is it supposed to imply that Alola-enjoyers have an extra chromosome? The fact that people are struggling to figure out what it even means shows how bad of a pun it is.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's supposed to play on the fact that anything after Gen 1 is for babies, so you're so far regressed that you're still just chromosomes in your dad's nutsack.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not very hard to understand. IIRC it's
            >Genwunners
            >Johtoddlers
            >Hoennbabies
            >Sinnohfetuses
            >Unovabortions
            >Kalosperms
            >Alolasomes
            Then the trend got broken with Galarvae and I haven't been here enough to know the other shit

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Changing it to Alolosome might cause less confusion - "Alolasome" is very clunky and weird, implying

            That just sounds like a portmanteau of Alola and Awesome.

            or

            That’s what I first thought too but I guess it’s for lonesome

            ; I haven't even seen it used until today.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Probably because it was a made up term

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    just take X + troony or X + Black person like
    Alolatroony or AlolaBlack person

    works every time

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alola is the genwunner's retirement community.
    The final destination for those who carried their whole world in their pocket.
    GameFreak's last love letter to fans like (You).

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was no "love" in this letter, just handholding, obnoxious characters and fades to black.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >handholding
        >not love
        Take your blood pressure meds.

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