>Alola: Your rival is a retard who picks the starter weaker to yours, the final boss of the game picks the starter stronger to yours, except for th...

>Alola: Your rival is a moron who picks the starter weaker to yours, the final boss of the game picks the starter stronger to yours, except for the definitive edition of the gamel lmao, then your rival and his weak starter is the final boss
>Galar: Your rival is an idiot who also picked the stater weaker to yours, but at least the final boss of the game picks the stronger one, for real this time
>Paldea: Your rival is purposely handicapping herself to groom you and that's why the picks the starter weaker to yours, one of the endgame bosses of the game pick the starter that's stronger, and in the post-game your rival Teras to her starter's secondary type so it always has natural advantage over yours (unless you Tera as well, then you may have a neutral match up), ALSO she will get a second starter with the same primary type as yours, but a secondary type at advantage, to extra frick you up
Are other rivals even trying?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Female Hop sucks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And fricks

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I’d feed female Hop with my seed, or my name isn’t Sneed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She's literally nothing like Hop. Like not even one bit of similarities between them. Are you genuinely moronic or just baiting?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Probably both. Nemona is a sweetheart.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hop and Hau are the same character and I'm tired of pretending they're not

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hop was neat.
      >arc with development
      >teamed up with the most broken legendary on his gen
      >makes bede seethe on daily basis
      >wooloo enjoyer
      >catchy ost
      >became sonia’s personal shota

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Are other rivals even trying?
    Pokemon is a game for toddlers ofcourse they don't

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this. people think this means pokemon is a game for "kids" or "all ages", but in reality it's a game for toddlers. If you're 8 the games will already be too easy.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hau didn't care about being your rival in S/M, dude was set for life being the grandson of a Kahuna and just wanted an excuse to keep hitting Malasada shops. Gladion was the rival.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hau is higher leveled, is the one who starts the adventure at same time as you, the one who gets another starter, the one who becomes the final boss in USUM, the scripted first post-game boss (challenger) in SM and is the one who helps the MC make a Red-Blue parallelism for the 20th anniversary.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    long gone are the days when rivals felt like rivals and were actual jerks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why would anyone miss a edgelord who makes big talks just to job like a loser every time?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He has a small penis and likes to be dominated

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because it makes you want to beat him. He doesn't just talk big, Blue is pretty talented, he beats the Elite Four faster which places him among the strongest trainers in Kanto, but the player is just better in the end. Rivals used to be jerks in the 90s 😉

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Rivals used to be jerks in the 90s 😉
          To be fair, HEROES used to be jerks in the 80's - see characters like Spyro or Sonic. If you pay attention to Blue's dialogue, it's pretty clear that Red is also being just as much of a dick to him - but since he's a silent protagonist, we don't actually hear his side of the conversation, just the responses to it from seeing Blue's reactions.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            90's, not 80's (though the 80's had some buttholes as well), but you get the point.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kieran is literally the antagonist of the second part of the DLC and a fricking schizo who wants god power just to crush you for being such a perfect protagonist

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cool! Makes me want to check out SV a bit more now

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Are you gay, are you into being dominated by a men?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No, I just want to teach that little brat a lesson and ideally see his salty meltdown after defeat : )

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You'd love the DLC then, he goes full schizo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >long gone are the days when rivals felt like rivals and were actual jerks
      The only actual "jerk" rivals are Silver and Bede.
      Not quite friendly rivals are Gladion and Kieran.
      Blue is a friendly rival, much like every other early gen rival outside Silver.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hop picked the weaker starter because he already had Wooloo, he was just trying to be fair

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love Nemona so, so much.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no you don't

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I absolutely do.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm gonna ask you how you feel about her in 10 years

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You are fully aware you can do the same with irl people, right? One can legit love someone and not do it a fricking decade later, you stupid moron.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Okay, I’ll be here when the time comes.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Okay, I’ll be here when the time comes.

          NO YOU DON'T DO IT!! SHUT UP!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            She’s my treasure. Why do you have a problem with that?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No she isn't.
              >noisy
              >dumb
              >autistic
              >can't read the fricking room
              >typical college girl
              >rich but behaves humble
              >literally born lucky
              >has freckles
              >brown
              >cringe combination of Spanish and English in her dialogues
              >lame simple hair style
              >she is jealous for stupid reasons
              >big forehead
              >Most of her fanarts have to do with feet.
              >most of her straight rule34 is the MC eating her
              >She's a fricking Ace and it's unfair, she tears Kieran up even though Kieran is the living example of hard work.
              >le "goku girl"
              >unfinished character arc
              now kys

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Cope and dilate. I love her.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >kieran out of nowhere
                Hah, the edgy little homosexual got what he had coming.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >noisy
                Cute
                >dumb
                She's a top student
                >autistic
                Cute
                >can't read the fricking room
                Cute!! And it makes for really funny interactions with the others
                >typical college girl
                ???
                >rich but behaves humble
                Literally the best
                >literally born lucky
                She deserves
                >has freckles
                CUTE
                >brown
                Delicious
                >cringe combination of Spanish and English in her dialogues
                That one's weird but the English localisation is to blame here
                >lame simple hair style
                Perfect
                >she is jealous for stupid reasons
                When?
                >big forehead
                Kissable
                >Most of her fanarts have to do with feet.
                Not true you fricking weirdo, where are you looking?
                >most of her straight rule34 is the MC eating her
                BASED
                >She's a fricking Ace and it's unfair, she tears Kieran up even though Kieran is the living example of hard work.
                She teaches Kieran that battles can be fun and that his passion for battles is a good thing if used properly, which is literally the finishing touch to his character arc.
                >le "goku girl"
                Goku is fricking based
                >unfinished character arc
                How so?

                I love Nemona even more now, thanks <3

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                she's the cutest gen 9 girl by far. she's a little overbearing but it's kinda cute.

                plus she gives me sapphic vibes and we need more lesbian characters

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nemona is definitely bisexual, yeah.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I really hate Nemonagays

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She’s my treasure!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What did I do wrong? Say factual things?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They’re just incapable of accepting how amazing, wonderful and beautiful she is.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >noisy
                Cute
                >dumb
                She's a top student
                >autistic
                Cute
                >can't read the fricking room
                Cute!! And it makes for really funny interactions with the others
                >typical college girl
                ???
                >rich but behaves humble
                Literally the best
                >literally born lucky
                She deserves
                >has freckles
                CUTE
                >brown
                Delicious
                >cringe combination of Spanish and English in her dialogues
                That one's weird but the English localisation is to blame here
                >lame simple hair style
                Perfect
                >she is jealous for stupid reasons
                When?
                >big forehead
                Kissable
                >Most of her fanarts have to do with feet.
                Not true you fricking weirdo, where are you looking?
                >most of her straight rule34 is the MC eating her
                BASED
                >She's a fricking Ace and it's unfair, she tears Kieran up even though Kieran is the living example of hard work.
                She teaches Kieran that battles can be fun and that his passion for battles is a good thing if used properly, which is literally the finishing touch to his character arc.
                >le "goku girl"
                Goku is fricking based
                >unfinished character arc
                How so?

                I love Nemona even more now, thanks <3

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The autismo shit ruined Nemona unironically

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lol who cares Nemona should have had a check for each starter
    Houndoom-Skeledirge
    Heracross-Meowscarada
    Exeggutor-Quaquaval

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >*protean play roughs u*
      try again

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Every character in the game: WOOOOAHHH SHE'S SO STRONG I CAN'T EVEN-
    >MC chokeslams her whole team with ease

    They could have at least made her a bit challenging. She's just another Leon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i like what they were going for with nemona, the execution isn't perfect but the idea is great. she's already beaten geeta iirc, but she's *bored* because she's the strongest, so she starts over with you to give herself something to do. the postgame could have had a rematch with her that brings back whatever team she fought the elite 4 with before, since you beat her at every turn. give her an actual competitive set that actually challenges you in the rematch, let her comment about not playing around anymore, it'd be cool.

      Why would anyone miss a edgelord who makes big talks just to job like a loser every time?

      Silver has an actually good character arc, the main theme is that treating pokemon with kindness is good, being cruel is bad, but it isn't beaten over your head 50 times like modern entries. if Silver came out now he'd probably be irritating but the original GSC Silver is peak rival

      sapphic rival, she's great even if her execution isn't the best

      >game tells me over and over that she's just raising a fresh team as a handicap for herself and she's actually the strongest most unbeatable trainer ever
      >tells me she's going to go all out with her real full strength in the final battle
      >just uses the same shitmons she's been using all game
      >fricking orthworm
      Literally just female Leon, constantly gassed up by everyone in the narrative but doesn't live up to her hype. Cynthia mogs

      everyone knows queen cynthia clears, nemona could have been cool if they gave her a comp set for the final battle

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't find Nemona attractive
    >I don't want to have sex with her
    >I dislike /ss/
    >Nemona is still my favorite rival by far

    Yes we exist.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love her so fricking much it’s unreal

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      would mating press and make her a single mom

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She’s amazing, beautiful, adorable and precious.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shitty and ugly character. Also it's funny how nemonagays have to make up fanfiction to pretend she's a good character.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      but she is a good character, let's mention your favorite pokegirl, let me guess Marnie?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >fanfiction
      Literally everything in the OP is visibly shown and/or stated in the game.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cool and beautiful character. but hair down is not an improvement.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > but hair down is not an improvement.
      speak for yourself

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >game tells me over and over that she's just raising a fresh team as a handicap for herself and she's actually the strongest most unbeatable trainer ever
    >tells me she's going to go all out with her real full strength in the final battle
    >just uses the same shitmons she's been using all game
    >fricking orthworm
    Literally just female Leon, constantly gassed up by everyone in the narrative but doesn't live up to her hype. Cynthia mogs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That just means her new team surpassed the original one, are you stupid? Don't answer that.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    god nugen rivals are pathetic lmao
    ENTER

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Barrygay even trying
      lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're right, my bad, i should have posted his canon team

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Replace that Shitzel with Milotic and this is a decent team.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            floatzel is basically his pikachu, so you cannot get rid of it

            she's the cutest gen 9 girl by far. she's a little overbearing but it's kinda cute.

            plus she gives me sapphic vibes and we need more lesbian characters

            > plus she gives me sapphic vibes and we need more lesbian characters
            one bug has been deposited into your anus

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >staraptor used brave bird

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Accelerock

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Like holy fricking shit how hard is it for these devs to give the rivals type balanced teams?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love and adore Nemona more and more with each passing day.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nemona looks so cute with hair down

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She’s cute no matter what!

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Nemona looked like that.

    SV is such an incredibly UGLY game.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wife

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