>already forgotten

>already forgotten
Why did TotK flop in spirit?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    People wanted a sequel and not a dlc

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too much forced soul

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >flop in spirit
      >forced soul

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >forced soul
      oxymoron

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    We just had this thread.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just like how we just had BotW.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cute onahole.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        masterful post

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i don't get it
        didn't botw come out in like 2017

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        And just like BotW we have endless seethe threads like OP so it will never be forgotten

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't get it

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's nothing to get.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy frick

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        jej

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the 2nd "why is this game forgotten" thread I've seen now in just a couple hours.

    Shut up already

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*hits cuban cigar and adjusts wrist cuffs*
    A new mainline Zelda game is always an era-defining cultural event. Each game is a time capsue for a certain place and a certain feeling, and just by looking at them you can get a taste of what emotions and sensations the developers were trying to evoke. They are all distinct, memorable, and almost ephemeral gaming experiences. TOTK being "mostly BOTW" is a significant departure from the series' typical landmark releases. It evokes nothing and represents nothing, besides post-Covid stagnation and cynical corporatism.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      shut up gay

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      best post ITT

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      nail on the head

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      can it atleast be compared to majoras mask or is it just that shit?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        no you absolute fricker. anyone who thinks mm and totk are comparable should understand this. mm had 1 year, so the devs focused on the more important stuff, aka the overworld and dungeon. they said oot dungeons were as good as they could be, and made another game. anyone who didn't get turned off when they heard totk would use the same map is a Black person who should be executed publicly

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Majora's Mask was lightning in a bottle, we're never getting something like that out of Nintendo ever again

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        MM had one single year of development and it had more things to differentiate it from OOT than TOTK has to differentiate it from BOTW

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        bump

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your gonna play BOTW 3 and LIKE IT! Now go to your room.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I disagree. TOTK feels like it mas MUCH more intent behind its desgn that BOTW does. BOTW was the proof-of-concept, TOTK was the game they originally planned to make.

      The game is a masterpiece. Where are you getting cynical corporatism from? For me it's the complete opposite. The game feels like a passion project. Nintendo handing Aonuma a blank cheque and saying "make whatever you want".

      What's crazy to me is how the game blends the core concept of absolute player freedom (as stated by the devs many times) with what are obviously crafted sequences and experiences. Look at how difficult it is to make Metroidvanias How hard it is for developers to make games that are open-ended and have branching paths, and trust the player to make their own way. Most devs can't do it. It's too hard to account for all of the possibilities, it's too hard to make it work with the story they set out to tell, it's too hard to give up control and let the player go wherever without breaking something. Metroid Dread should have been the breakout success of the genre, but Mercury Steam failed for whatever reason.

      Then you have TOTK. A game that's much more story-heavy than BOTW, that has a sequence of playable story events, yet it's completely open-ended you can do almost anything in any order, go anywhere, skip half the game if you want. The devs don't force you to sit through the content they made. They don't insist that certain things happen at certain times. Like Hollow Knight and Team Cherry, they seem to take a more lax approach. They know not everyone is going to see everything, and that's okay.

      When people say that nobody else could make TOTK, I imagine this is the sort of thing they're talking about. It's just not possible for most studios, what with the suits breathing down their necks.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What's crazy to me is how the game blends the core concept of absolute player freedom
        So where's the "skip tutorial" button?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They didn’t add that just to piss you off. I bet Nintendo staff were laughing their asses off.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            So they're just like western devs who will refuse to improve the gameplay to "spite the chuds". So much for Nintendo being a better dev.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nintendo staff was like “haha I bet that guy on Ganker is gonna hate this!!! Lmao!!!”. Trust me.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pity, since they could've fixed any of the thousands of problems. But that would've been too much for a small indie company.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pity you bumped erictroony's thread again.
                sounds like you worship him

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, they did it on purpose just to antagonize you because they love how you complain about their games every day on Ganker.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pity you bumped erictroony's thread again.
                sounds like you worship him

                ACsnoytroony, remember the time you tried to "prove" you have played ALTTP?
                I do 😉

                And another troony bump from you

                So this is what movie games do to your average poster.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Another troony thread bump from you, I accept your troonycession

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          After knowing it took you 30 minutes to leave the first building in ALTTP, they knew you couldn't handle it.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >making up things for no reason

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              ACsnoytroony, remember the time you tried to "prove" you have played ALTTP?
              I do 😉

              And another troony bump from you

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            ACsnoytroony, remember the time you tried to "prove" you have played ALTTP?
            I do 😉

            And another troony bump from you

            QRD?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              From an old thread talking about how every single Zelda prior to BOTW forced you down a straight line with zero movement options. I booted up LTTP and showed that you can walk in multiple directions, even if you're still directed to the castle ultimately. Apparently this was supposed to be a speedrun and they chastised me for not immediately going through the game during the thread.

              Just ignore it, the posters you're replying to are just making up schizo ramblings.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Apparently this was supposed to be a speedrun
                Half an hour and you failed to get into the castle.
                Proving you have never played a video game before and are just a larping snoytroony that worships games you have watched on youtube

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Half an hour and you failed to get into the castle.
                You didn't tell me that you wanted me to go to the castle.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where else would you go?
                literally everything else is blocked.

                But good job proving you haven't play it, again.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              ACsnoy tried to claim it played a Zelda game before, and after half an hour failed to get into hyrule castle in ALTTP

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Show me a single post in that thread that indicated that you wanted me to play through the game and get to the castle. I was showing how the game let you travel along multiple paths, even if you couldn't explore the whole world yet.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Show me a single post that has proven you have played ALTTP before, considering 30 minutes is the most pathetic thing in humanity.

                And nice Eric worshipping bump, ACsnoytroony.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                How about the one that shows off all of my romhacks, including the randomizers that I enjoy? Why would I have all of those, for a game I suppopsedly never played?

                When did this happen?
                I love when ACgay makes a fool of himself, just like when he showed his Xeno save where he never swapped out party members, weapons or skills.

                Wait anon, you said I never played Xenoblade. now you're acknowledging that the save file I posted was indeed legitimate? You shitposters can't keep a consistent narrative for even a second.

                Where else would you go?
                literally everything else is blocked.

                But good job proving you haven't play it, again.

                >where else would you go
                I didn't even want to start another playthrough of the game. I was demonstrating a point. Context is lost on you people.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                A folder isn't proof you have played anything.

                And ACsnoytroony, if you think entering the castle is a playthrough you have never played Zelda before.

                And bumping is worshipping Eric, disavow him

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he replied by the minute
                Ohhh good job anon, it's getting affraid

                See [...]
                ACsnoytroony, stop trying to troony wiggle out of this.

                I'm not even sure what kind of shitposting you're trying right now. This is a level of deflection I didn't think possible. Do you think I'm incapable of beating the intro section in a short period of time? Should I speed through it right now and prove that it isn't even close to a challenge? On a new save file and everything.

                Or will you deflect and say "nuh uh that isn't good enough"?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >more schizo rambling
                seek help dude

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >avoiding the argument
                concession accepted.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                there needs to have arguments in the first place lol

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                What argument, ACsnoytroony?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Do you think I'm incapable of beating the intro section in a short period of time
                Yes, because you have never played a game before.
                you are a dilating troony seething about Nintendo after worshipping Sony for years by watching the games you Youtube.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Yes, because you have never played a game before.
                Then put your money where your mouth is. If I start up a new playthrough right now, and get through the castle in a short amount of time, I expect an apology.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, because you had weeks to prepare now.
                I accept you to apologize for bumping this thread first, BTW.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I accept you to apologize for bumping this thread first, BTW.
                >I accept you
                Good morning.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                dumb ESL

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oops, typo.
                ACsnoytroony, didn't you claim even entire sentences and arguments could be typos? 😉

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Wait anon, you said I never played Xenoblade
                Let's be honest, it doesn't really matter either way if you did or didn't because you produced a save that showed that the person who made it, be it you or someone else, didn't know how to play the game.

                Basically your two options are
                >you played Xeno 1 and ignored literally everything the game tried to teach you
                Or
                >you didn't play the game and claimed that an absolutely abysmal save was yours
                It's embarrassing for you either way.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Let's be honest, it doesn't really matter either way if you did or didn't because you produced a save that showed that the person who made it, be it you or someone else, didn't know how to play the game.
                Tell me why I should "learn the meta" for a game I despise. If I don't like the game in the slightest, there is no reason for me to care about it. Anything else is absolute insanity on your part. Maybe the game shouldn't be filled with grating anime stereotypes and cliche MMO combat where you mash abilities whenever they aren't on cooldown? Hmmm?

                >you played Xeno 1 and ignored literally everything the game tried to teach you
                Not my fault the game was cliche anime shit. should've stopped trying to be a Hollywood movie.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lots of cope to hide that you are a troony that has never played the game.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                dumb ESL

                Oops, typo.
                ACsnoytroony, didn't you claim even entire sentences and arguments could be typos? 😉

                >can't decide if I've played Xenoblade or not
                >can't decide if I've played Zelda or not
                >can't type basic english, but won't stop spewing insults like "troony"

                I apologize for mindbreaking you guys this badly. It was not my intention.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>can't decide
                Nah, you definitely haven't played Zelda, ACsnoytroony

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                And yet you believe me when I say that I played Xenoblade. Why the disconnect? You'd think it would be either or.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No I don't.
                ACsnoytroony, you are terrible at this.
                I don't believe you have ever actually played a game before.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >learn the meta
                The meta?
                For Xeno?
                What?
                For starters, there is no meta. It's a single player game.
                Second, if that really is your save them that just means you don't know how to play the game period.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Second, if that really is your save them that just means you don't know how to play the game period.
                Because I don't want to know how to play it. It was boring. Do you know why I dropped it? Because it was at the beginning of YET another boring fetch quest to open up prison island. I had already been through 100 of them at this point, it was tiring. and it's not like me not caring about the game mechanics actually hampered me. Every fight went the same way.

                >button mash
                >button mash
                >button mash
                >occasionally stagger
                >occasionally use monado to weaken mechons
                I think the only fight i even died in was against Xord, and even then that's because I was trying to do a low level run.I hated fighting trash mobs in this game. Yet somehow I still ended up getting overleveled, even though I couldn't have been bothered to do more of the sidequests or the disgusting heart to heart moments. ugh, such cinematic filler left a bad taste in my mouth.

                Nobody’s talking about following some “meta”, not changing characters, weapons and abilities in a fricking RPG means you are braindead. Everything else you said is cope.

                Maybe the characters shouldn't have been braindead 1 dimensional cliches. Maybe I would've cared enough to change them if the game was better.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                ACsnoytroony, you haven't played the game.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he showed his Xeno save where he never swapped out party members, weapons or skills.
                Looks like you beg to differ. 🙂

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                mash
                mash
                mash
                stagger
                use monado to weaken mechons
                See this is the kind of thing that gives it away.
                Xeno isn't a button masher, it's all about positioning.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                What positioning? You wait for cooldowns, button mash them, and then you win the game. funfact, I found out that you don't even have to be aiming in the direction of your enemy for your attack to hit. If you use a special ability with Sharla, for instance, she can be aiming her gun in the complete opposite direction of an enemy, and the bullet will magically turn around and hit them with pretty much 100% accuracy. I've also had Shulk use his abilities, HIS MELEE ABILITIES NO LESS, to hit enemies half-way across the battlefield. For a game about being non-turn based, all of your attacks pretty much have auto-aim, so an enemy can't dodge an attack that's already been cast.

                Funny how Xenoblade fans never bring up this curious trait of the game.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What positioning? You wait for cooldowns, button mash them, and then you win the game.
                Holy frick you’re bad at video games.
                Each character has a maximum range, there’s also accuracy that comes into play vs the enemy’s agility stats. You’re complaining that early enemies are easy to hit? Damn you really suck.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                If everything up to Prison Island is an "easy enemy" then maybe the game should've worked on implementing a better difficulty curve. But we need those wacky and epic anime jokes about love and friendship. guess that was more important.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn’t say they were easy enemies, I said they were easier to hit aka accuracy isn’t a big deal. Later on you will miss most of your hits if your team/weapons/arts/skills and affinities are shit. You would get demolished by enemies with spike.
                You just suck at video games and cope about how you didn’t care anyway because le marvel or something stupid.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I said they were easier to hit aka accuracy isn’t a big deal.
                Maybe accuracy should be a big deal, in a game that isn't turn based? If enemies can freely move during battle, then I should be missing them if my character isn't facing them. My bullets shouldn't be magic JFK heat seekers, because that's boring and defeats the whole point of it not being turn based.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s an RPG, moron, hitting or missing is based on stats and accuracy isn’t an issue in the early game. You’ve proven once again that you don’t know shit about video games.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wait you got to prison island without using other characters, changing abilities or weapons? How fricking bad are you at video games?
                It’s not even about liking the characters, each has a different function.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Wait you got to prison island without using other characters, changing abilities or weapons? How fricking bad are you at video games?
                More like "how bad is Xenoblade if I can get so far without interacting with the game"?

                >w-well the other characters
                Maybe if they stopped making snarky marvel capeshit jokes during battle, I would've bothered trying them out more.

                >DUDE WHAT A BUNCH OF LE HECKIN JOKERS XD
                Repeat 5000 times.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cope, you’re just bad.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Says alot when a "bad player" can reach Prison Island without breaking a sweat.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >DUDE WHAT A BUNCH OF LE HECKIN JOKERS XD
                >Repeat 5000 times.
                You heard that because you fought mostly easy battles and never switched out Reyn you dumbass.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                And who would've been better? The Jar Jar binks furry character, who's actually heckin subversive old man with a family? wow, Bravo rian Johnson! That totally redeems this rabbit meatball thing that never shuts up.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >And who would've been better?
                Building a team to your liking, I’m not saying Reyn is bad but switching characters is good to raise affinity.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                There isn't a single likable character. Where's the Robo equivalent? Where's the Alphus equivalent? A character that just does their job without snarky marvel quips? Is that so much to ask?

                It’s an RPG, moron, hitting or missing is based on stats and accuracy isn’t an issue in the early game. You’ve proven once again that you don’t know shit about video games.

                >sitting or missing is based on stats and accuracy isn’t an issue in the early game
                So there's no reason it couldn't have just been turn based, since it didn't do anything to warrant the open battle system. It doesn't even take advantage of the environment FFs. Every battle is just a flat plain. Maybe you run into small hallways (like on the way to colony 6) but that just results in you fighting annoying, but not challenging, flying enemies. Even rogue Galaxy had the insight to implement verticality into its open style RPG combat.

                >More like "how bad is Xenoblade if I can get so far without interacting with the game"?
                You can literally get through any game by brute forcing it. That doesn't mean the game is bad.
                >Maybe if they stopped making snarky marvel capeshit jokes during battle
                They don't do that in any Xeno game, they say a line when the battle starts usually referring to the strength of the enemy in relation to your own and a line at the end.
                In battle it's purely just attack names.

                >You can literally get through any game by brute forcing it.
                And yet games I like will punish me if I try to brute force them. I can't just sit in one spot and kill every enemy in Terraria, for instance. Even those epic sick kill vids on youtube require you spending hours just to build an arena, which doesn't even work half the time.

                >They don't do that in any Xeno game, they say a line when the battle starts usually referring to the strength of the enemy in relation to your own and a line at the end.
                And when did I give them permission to open their mouths at all? They are video game characters, their job is to shut up and kill the goombas and collect coins. I didn't give them permission to open their mouths.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Meds.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >And yet games I like will punish me if I try to brute force them.
                Except they don't.
                I'm fact the best strategy to play Terraria is just making a set up that just constantly heals you so you can brute force it.

                >And when did I give them permission to open their mouths at all
                Are you under the assumption that they're real people or something?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >More like "how bad is Xenoblade if I can get so far without interacting with the game"?
                You can literally get through any game by brute forcing it. That doesn't mean the game is bad.
                >Maybe if they stopped making snarky marvel capeshit jokes during battle
                They don't do that in any Xeno game, they say a line when the battle starts usually referring to the strength of the enemy in relation to your own and a line at the end.
                In battle it's purely just attack names.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you really expect ACgay to understand something so obvious?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                True.
                The more we scrutinise the save he produced the more it's clear that he most likely took a save from somewhere or just edited one to be much later in the game.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody’s talking about following some “meta”, not changing characters, weapons and abilities in a fricking RPG means you are braindead. Everything else you said is cope.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                When did this happen?
                I love when ACgay makes a fool of himself, just like when he showed his Xeno save where he never swapped out party members, weapons or skills.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/646719674/#646727854
                And then half an hour later, he posted his next screenshot still not being in the castle.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Show me where you wanted me to beat the game.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                See

                A folder isn't proof you have played anything.

                And ACsnoytroony, if you think entering the castle is a playthrough you have never played Zelda before.

                And bumping is worshipping Eric, disavow him

                ACsnoytroony, stop trying to troony wiggle out of this.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he replied by the minute
                Ohhh good job anon, it's getting affraid

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he showed his Xeno save where he never swapped out party members, weapons or skills.
                No way lmao

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                But you just said it wasn't my save file. Which is it?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. TotK makes BotW look like a first draft. And nobody has been able to make a game like BotW except Nintendo. TotK takes every which was next-level from BotW and then expands on it. Better mainquests, better sidequests, bigger world, better content, better exploration, better rewards, better boss battles, better everything.

        Shit posters struggle to find anything to complain about so instead they cry about the story.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          when the story drags the entire game down and turns it into movieshit, that's kind of a legitimate issue.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >when the story drags the entire game down and turns it into movieshit, that's kind of a legitimate issue.

            No sweetie it was kino as frick. And that final button press only makes sense and context because of the story. It was beyond epic and beyond satisfying. So get fricked and go play PONG.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >watching a cutscene is kino

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                that literally is what kino means

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >it was kino as frick
              We may never get such a kino ending ever again..

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Everything about that ending - from the confrontation at Hyrule Castle, to the descent into depths underneath, battling through the gloom hoards, the 1-on-1 sword fight with Ganondorf (when his 2nd form kicked in and his energy bar extended off the screen I fricking cheered), the final confrontation in the skies above and that last epic dive to catch Zelda (in open gameplay) was just absolutely stunning. Hard to see how Nintendo can ever top this.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Except it cancelled out the only interesting story twist in the entire Zelda history, with Zelda transforming back. Would've been better if she stayed freaky

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah it's KINO

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, I prefered saving Zelda. Whats a Zelda game if you're not saving the princess?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can save her without her transforming into a normal girl. Would be much cooler if she became a speaking sentient dragon or a humanoid with some dragon stuff in her design. That way the story would have some impact. As it stands we just go full circle and return back to BotW with nothing happening basically. Kind of lame

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Agree, but i can complain about Sage implementation. It could be done better. And there cluster frick when you summon all of them.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Shit posters struggle to find anything to complain about so instead they cry about the story.
          True, you know a game is great when they only screech over inconsequential shit like this

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A new mainline Zelda game is always an era-defining cultural event
      Only Zelda OoT did that

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A new mainline Zelda game is always an era-defining cultural event
      Imagine saying this when skyward sword is a thing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      /thread
      Even the worst Zeldas like Twilight Princess and Skyward Sword have more soul than TotK.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you dilating, Erictroony?

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    While being better than BOTW it was basically the same game

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's literally just a $70 DLC. As shit as BOTW was, it at least had the novelty factor of being a genuinely new take on Zelda going for it. TOTK really doesn't have that. The lego cars are a gimmick, not a feature. And gimmicks get old fast. All you're left with is the same BOTW world that we already played ad nauseum six years ago

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does this version of zelda piss me off so much?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      American doing an English accent.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Canadian, actually.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Has the complete triforce
      >Has the most powerful magic in the series when compared to other Zeldas
      >Extremely intelligent when compared to other Zeldas since she's a scientist
      >Yet still can't do shit on her own as Link needs to save her ass constantly
      >Got turned into a dragon and then easily reverted back because Zelda isn't allowed to have bittersweet endings anymore
      >Also really awful VA
      I really hope the next Zelda after the BotW era isn't this much of a shitty moron.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Midna was forced to have the shitty "bye-bye forever" ending
        >One of the blandest and least likeable Zeldas ever gets to be with Link

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. We know she has the complete Triforce so how is she not more powerful than Ganondorf?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Zelda isn't allowed to have bittersweet endings anymore
        It never really did, it's just cutesy fairy tale shit.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The closest thing to a bittersweet ending in Zelda is probably TP right?
          Maybe LA.
          I can't think of any other games other than those.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>Got turned into a dragon and then easily reverted back because Zelda isn't allowed to have bittersweet endings anymore
        we have had 2 happy endings, Skywards Sword and TotK.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like I should like her but I just don't, and genuinely I think most of it is because of her shitty voice.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Voice is horrible in english
        >Hey, I should switch the language to Japanese, this fixes most games
        >Voice is barely barely better

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          If I don't have to hear that fake English accent it's superior

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Hey, great Sages? I know you're already planing on fighting to the death for my sake, but would you guys mind having your spirits imprisoned on the mortal plane for millennia so you can send a minor message to some guys I know from the future?"
      >"Oh by the way my big sad sacrifice turning into a dragon was literally painless and passed instantaneously from my perspective because I don't remember any of it"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably the :3 smug face. For me it's the VA, god I changed that shit to japanese thr moment I could.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think she's a well-written, likeable character, but... I think it's the english localization. The godawful voice, the stilted speech patterns, plus the devs' refusal to have her and Link kiss or show any sort of contact or affection. It's good and bad.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literally the same shit, but with shit nobody asked for or wanted, made certain things worse while fixing nothing
    It is a mystery.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it’s essentially BOTW2 so people can’t claim it’s revolutionary for doing the same shit everyone else did anymore and it launched at $70.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's basically the same game as BotW

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pikmin 4 was better.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whoa, a sale for every Korok shit in the game they expect you to find

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they expect you to find
        no one expects you to find all 999 Korok Seeds.
        there are 999 Korok Seeds so you can easily stumble on them and then trade them for equipment slots.

        Will you prefer instead that its only 60 Korok Seeds and you have actively hunt down were they are to be able to upgrade said slots?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Will you prefer instead that its only 60 Korok Seeds
          Yes. Make them an exceedingly rare commodity. If you do not want to commit to improving your inventory, you do not get it. You will suffer with a small inventory, and you will be happy.

          >And yet games I like will punish me if I try to brute force them.
          Except they don't.
          I'm fact the best strategy to play Terraria is just making a set up that just constantly heals you so you can brute force it.

          >And when did I give them permission to open their mouths at all
          Are you under the assumption that they're real people or something?

          >I'm fact the best strategy to play Terraria is just making a set up that just constantly heals you so you can brute force it.
          Which might work on normal mode, but enemies will outdamage you otherwise. It's why I always laugh at casuals who complain about the moon lord being too hard, and then re-logic just buffs him even more because they were finding exploits around his damage. Based re-logic filtering the casuals.

          >Are you under the assumption that they're real people or something?
          They made the fatal mistake of talking and having feelings, something a video game character is not allowed to have, unless it's anger. humans are allowed to feel emotions, and even then you're not allowed to overdo it, unless you end up with those brand slave consoomers who cry whenever fortnite gets a new skin. Blegh.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Which might work on normal mode
            It works on hardcore too. Not a single enemy in the game can out damage the regen a basic set up provides.

            >They made the fatal mistake of talking and having feelings
            Oh my god you do think they're real organisms.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >It works on hardcore too
              You do realize that the only difference between normal and hardcore is the ability to respawn, right?

              Oof, someone hasn't played the game.

              >Yes. Make them an exceedingly rare commodity. If you do not want to commit to improving your inventory, you do not get it. You will suffer with a small inventory, and you will be happy.
              >Make inventory a commodity in an open world with perishable goods
              This is why you are not a game developer.

              >Make inventory a commodity in an open world with perishable goods
              This but unironically. Git gud.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You do realize that the only difference between normal and hardcore is the ability to respawn, right?
                You do realise that this has no bearing on your argument right?
                Also that's false given that enemies have increased stats.
                You don't even know anything about your favorite game.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Also that's false given that enemies have increased stats.
                That's expert mode, anon. Once again exposing yourself as a phony.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                In other words you concede the argument. After all hc still gives those boosts.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Only two things are different, a special item, and you only have one life.

                https://terraria.fandom.com/wiki/Guide:Hardcore

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Yes. Make them an exceedingly rare commodity. If you do not want to commit to improving your inventory, you do not get it. You will suffer with a small inventory, and you will be happy.
            >Make inventory a commodity in an open world with perishable goods
            This is why you are not a game developer.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Make them an exceedingly rare commodity. If you do not want to commit to improving your inventory, you do not get it. You will suffer with a small inventory, and you will be happy.
            You're making something that should be a basic upgrade tedious to obtain for literally no reason whatsoever.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              The world is fun to explore, isn't it? Why would it be tedious?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It has nothing to do with exploration you jackass. You're just forcing limited items on a player for no reason.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you're forcing weapons to break for no reason
                Oh wait, it adds depth to the game by removing your safeguards and making you rethink encounters. Sorry you need crutches.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't do that either since you can just get items as you use them. Again, it's just arbitrary limitations.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Arbitrary limitations can be good. You're just afraid of change.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      millions of soulles nintendodrones bought it, but it spiritually flopped

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >already forgotten
    you are b***hing about it though

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why are you people complaining, someone reminded you about the forgettable game and now you're remembering why you didn't like it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >someone reminded you
        lol don't lie. this shit lives in your head rent free.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pre-TotK
    >Non-stop BotW & TotK-hype threads on Ganker

    >Post-TotK
    >*crickets*

    What caused this?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what caused this
      lazy expansion disguised as sequel for quick profit from Nintedrones cult.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      People realized BotW was never good to begin with after playing TotK which is essentially the same game

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >flop in spirit?

    Doesn't matter homie cause Zelda made that frickin bag, more money than any fricking mother fricker

    GOTY and fricking ballin out in dollas

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >in spirit
      only losers like OP need to apply mental gymnastics to imagine a W when you just out yourself as a L

      >zoomers like cashgrabs
      imagine my shock

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >flop in spirit
    It's called time flop.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that pretty much every successful seasonal anime, unless it's tied an existing LN/Manga now?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know if I'd call Madoka for pedos a cult classic.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It happened because Video Games are a hype machine now and the economics around it focus on making as much money with as little effort as possible. It's just like design vs art in the modern day...artists still exist and create things they're passionate about but designers are making the bag with big advertising projects for corporations. Same with video games. Indie shit exists, passion projects exist, but hype surrounds games until people move on.

    Twitch and internet culture enables this, people can find a garbage indie title to latch on to for a couple of months and it goes forgotten like nothing.

    Gaming is evolving. It's no longer about memorable, long-lasting titles that'll stand the test of time. It's about flash in the pan, make as much money as possible in the moment preying on people's FOMO.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Should we improve the lacking parts of BOTW?
    >No just add more sandbox shit
    The latter would be fine, if they also did the former.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in spirit
    only losers like OP need to apply mental gymnastics to imagine a W when you just out yourself as a L

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because of morons like you it will never be forgotten, keep making threads about it, thus, keeping it alive even more.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genshin Impact is like straight up better at this point

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess if you're just starting out and not stuck in the shitty daily loop.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Japan used to make some great games like persona 5,dark souls 3,FFXIV,FF7R,BoTW,Animals crossing,Sekiro,Nier Automata,Xenoblade 2,DE,Super smash bros uli, Lost judgement, Nioh 2,Like a dragon 7,MH world,RE 7, Judge eyes,Death stranding and DMC5,(according to metacritics)
      from 2017 to early 2020, but how can they fall so soon and gets mogged by Hoyoverse so easily, for having no good game with metascore higher than genshin(81-84) since 2021?

      Genshin,Starrail,Lies of P,Scarlet desert,Black Myth Wukong and Zenless zone Zero reduces DMC5,Dark souls 3,Sekiro, FFXIV,MHW,Elden ring,RE4,ToTK into a mediocre slop.

      En taro Liu Wei. My life for Mihoyo. Mihoyo will kill Entire Jap subculture industry completely.
      Mihoyo never collabs with inferior Jap IP unlike Activision,Fall gay, Fartnite,Ubi,Yostar,Nexon,Proxima,Netease.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Japan used to make some great games like persona 5,dark souls 3
        stopped reading there

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          According to Metacritic which is the most accurate and fastest metric of good game.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy based

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        But Genshin has no Vocal song like this.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. Japan used to make some great games like persona 5,dark souls 3,FFXIV,FF7R,BoTW,Animals crossing,Sekiro,Nier Automata,Xenoblade 2,DE,Super smash bros ultimate, Lost judgement, Nioh 2,Like a dragon 7,MH world,RE 7, Judge eyes,Death stranding and DMC5,(according to metacritics)
        from 2017 to early 2020, but how can they fall so soon like Sandcastle and gets mogged by Hoyoverse so easily, for having no good game with metascore higher than genshin(81-84) since 2021?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Genshin,Starrail,Lies of P,Scarlet desert,Black Myth Wukong and Zenless zone Zero reduces DMC5,Dark souls 3,Sekiro, FFXIV,MHW,Elden ring,RE4,ToTK into a mediocre slop.

        Mihoyo never collabs with inferior Jap franchises.
        Unlike Yostar,Nexon,Activision,Fartnite,Fall gays,Ubi, and Netease.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it flopped because it was made as a cheap cashgrab in mind first and not as a fun game for gamers, simple as.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it flopped

      One of the most acclaimed games of all time.
      Declared a masterpiece by the entire industry.
      Sells 20 million in its first month on a single system.
      Dead cert for Game Of The Year.

      >flopped

      Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        it did in the spiritual theme of things, it is already forgotten by 90% people and didn't bring anything new to the table that wasn't done 2 decades ago by Valve or other games.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it did in the spiritual theme of things

          LOL WUT? You have to invent fantasy logic to cope.

          >it is already forgotten by 90% people
          Nope.

          >didn't bring anything new to the table that wasn't done 2 decades ago by Valve or other games.

          Name a single video game which is doing anything like TotK. The only game even remotely comparable is BotW.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            What does TOTK add to the gaming genre ?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gmod
            Darksiders
            Terraria
            yes you can pat yourself on the back when i concede that TotK is propably the only game that does all of these things at once in a single game but in terms of new genuine invention there were exactly 0 (ZERO) things.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Gmod
              Thats not a game

              >Darksiders
              lmao how the frick is anything like TotK

              >Terraria
              A 2D pixelshit game? Are you absolutely moronic?

              Not a single game. Not one. The only thing within touching distance of TotK is (hilariously enough) BotW. Nintendo raped your brain yet again.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                ah so you know absolutely nothing and are just trolling okay good to know mr.cultist

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >flop in spirit
    Holy cope

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably the best adventure game of all time. There's an almost complete lack of shitposting about the game because haters can't think up a single convincing argument against it, so they just avoid making threads.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    But you're still crying about Zelda.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in spirit
    Holy shit, Tears of The Kingdom broke OP's mind.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      But you're still crying about Zelda.

      Probably the best adventure game of all time. There's an almost complete lack of shitposting about the game because haters can't think up a single convincing argument against it, so they just avoid making threads.

      How did practically indie studio by budget standards manage to perma BTFO Nintendo at their own franchise? They made games actually closer to Zelda than Nintendo ever did past 2010, embarrassing for nips really.

      Japan used to make some great games like persona 5,dark souls 3,FFXIV,FF7R,BoTW,Animals crossing,Sekiro,Nier Automata,Xenoblade 2,DE,Super smash bros uli, Lost judgement, Nioh 2,Like a dragon 7,MH world,RE 7, Judge eyes,Death stranding and DMC5,(according to metacritics)
      from 2017 to early 2020, but how can they fall so soon and gets mogged by Hoyoverse so easily, for having no good game with metascore higher than genshin(81-84) since 2021?

      MH Rise,PSO2:NGS,FF origin, Soul hackers 2,FE engage,Wild hearts, Wo long,FFXVI and SD gundam Battle alliance has shown the fall of the Japanese game. And so does Shin Megami Tensei 5, which was just an utter garbage. Even Worse, Honkai starrail ,Zenless zone zero and Lies of P will mog any Japanese video games.
      Genshin,Starrail,Lies of P,Scarlet desert,Black Myth Wukong and Zenless zone Zero reduces DMC5,Dark souls 3,Sekiro, FFXIV,MHW,Elden ring,RE4,ToTK into a mediocre shovelware.

      Elden ring was just a Fraud garbage like Cyberpunk because of shit optimization.
      Xenoblade 3 is a Metascore manipulated because Japanese dev feared genshin so they manipulated metacritics like TLOU2.
      At least we West still makes good game like Avowed, MS flying sim, D4 and OW2,Halo infinity, AoE4,Elder scrolls 6,STARFIELD,Modern warfare 2,BG3,MK1,Remnant 2. Phil Fish was right. Japan has no where to stand in gaming.

      Japanese games are dead. The time is for Chinese game, scarlet desert and lies of P.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hoyoverse
        Are you people still trying to act like genshin isn't gacha shovelware?
        I finally tried that shit the other day and it was fricking abysmal especially when it comes to adventure rank. Once you hit rank 5 you start feeling the grind and that isn't that far in the game.
        Not to mention all of the fricking invisible walls before you finish the temple missions, I had a chest spawn just barely beyond a wall, thought I could grab it only for paimon to take my controls away and force my character to walk back.
        Oh and that shit has no real fricking lock on just some auto tracking shit when you're close to am enemy which doesn't even have a proper reticle like games like kingdom hearts.

        And before I started playing it I thought primogems were the currency you use to summon. No, you use them to buy the actual currency which is like 160 for 1 and you need 10 for a multi. That's a lot of fricking grinding when you're only getting like 2 to 5 in a chest or mission.
        But they alliviate it with codes but that couldn't be simple either because most of them are on their streams and they expire after 24 hours.

        Then there's the gliding, on top of the wings being fricking stupid design wise IF YOU CANCEL IT IN THE AIR YOU LOSE ALL MOMENTUM AND DROP LIKE A FRICKING ROCK. It's just straight down, no turning.
        Who thought that was good game design?

        How can you people tolerate such an abhorrent game? The only good part to it was that I summoned an elf girl with wind powers who had a garterbelt but if I wanted waifus I'd just play a better game where I can do that without the fricking grinding

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's funny how all the genshills ignored this

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            When you see people enjoy Genshin and Star rail, just ignore.

            These people are legit fricked in the head.

            The real funny thing is the actual chinese play japanese games instead while chink shills trash the japanese games.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah. Jap game first made vocal song on video game: chink and west game won't have vocal song in game:
              Korean game had vocal song in DFO,Grandchase,Nova 1492 though...

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah. Genshin has no vocal song with lyrics. Because Chinese accent will make it pure gibberish.
            No western game has vocal song with actual lyrics, either. Right?
            Japanese game first added vocal song on game.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Genshin has no vocal song with lyrics.
              All Genshin vocal songs are in Latin, though?
              Chinks' Engrish is better than Japs', anyway (see Honkai 3rd songs)

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    'member when Elden Ring was forgotten?

    Me member.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did practically indie studio by budget standards manage to perma BTFO Nintendo at their own franchise? They made games actually closer to Zelda than Nintendo ever did past 2010, embarrassing for nips really.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >...in spirit?
    Kek, OP, you will be here crying about TOTK for the next 7 years.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in spirit
    TotK is essentially a troony trying to pass as a real sequel and a real brand new game but it will never become one.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys still mindbroken over Tears of the Kingdom, huh?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They'll never get over it. These schizos have no arguments so they try to pretend it "flopped spiritually" whatever the frick that means in their heads.

      >I'm imagining that it flopped!!

      lma0o

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based Nintendo spanked the entire industry twice in 6 years.

    Remember when troons like OP spammed for months that there was no hype and thennit sold 10 million in its first 3 days. Top kek I'm still pissing myself over that.

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    forgotten
    Repeating it endlessly won't make it true.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >flop in spirit

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I dreamed it flopped!

    Top zozzle.

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well I finished most of it but I got burnt out before finishing all the side quests and upgrading all the shit.

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Completely mogged by Elden Ring

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      based thats how you make an actually passionate soulful vidya game.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shadow of the Erdtree can't come soon enough

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >outsells Elden Bing's multiplat lifetime sales in its first month

      XDDDD

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        sales don't equal quality zoomie

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >sales don't equal quality zoomie

          Yeah the overwhelming universal acclaim from every corner of the industry doesn't equal qaulity either huh?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >praise from literal whos on Twitter
            >overwhelming universal acclaim from every corner of the industry
            no wonder Switch owners are trannies in large % they're so delusional.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Holy cope lmao

              I just want to say that TotK is one of my favourite games of all time. I love seeing how mad you schizos get over my favourite game. With no way to argue, you have to indulge in delusional fantasies like "it flopped spiritually" just so you can sleep at night.

              BWHAHAHAHAHAH!

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no way to argue
                >no arguments were made blah blah
                it seems Zelda fans are illiterate not surprising tbh or they're just zoomers with bad attention span, so many arguments and points were made in various threads across the time and not a single one was refuted.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >so many arguments and points were made in various threads across the time and not a single one was refuted.

                No they were. Lies and shitposting are not facts. You cannot make a single convincing argument against TotK and you never will.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The industry is fricking trash now days, why should I take what they say seriously?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're a schizo ranting on a hentai pedo image board. Nobody is even aware of what you think, nor would they care.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            you mean like winning twice the GOTY awards and setting a record with over 75% of them won in a single year?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          What about Drake? you fricking idiot.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aonuma could beat his wrinkly Japanese dick off into an empty Switch case, let the cum dry, slap a Zelda sticker on the front, and it'd sell 10 million copies in a week

        Most moronic zoomie fanbase next to Pokegays. Just look at how well Shitward Sword HD sold

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s much more soulful than BotW 2.0.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Had to move the release date a whole year so they wouldn't compete against Elden Ring.
      Lmao

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont know why does your dick flop in front of women

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bait aside, the game is good but it really just felt way too redundant imo. What perplexed me was how the game is a direct sequel to BoTW but the plot is more or less exactly the same. Like it doesn't even really acknowledge BoTW happened and then they just remade the exact same plot but with fanservice Ganondorf instead of making a new protagonist or some new region in the same vein as Termina.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spoiler: Princess Peach gets kidnapped by Bowser in the next Mario game.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        not every Zelda game's villain is some incarnation of Ganon and it felt weird to bring him back when Ganon was just defeated in the previous game. Especially when there's nothing even there to differentiate him from calamity ganon.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          What games weren't? It's been a while but i think it's majoras mask, minish cap, and the choo choo games. No idea about link between worlds as it's the only one i never played

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            link's awakening

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nope you fight ganons shadow. I think that qualifies as some incarnation

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            triforce heroes
            albw antagonist is kind of a "opposite" version of ganon

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mario has a shit plot, so it’s okay for Zelda to have one

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's not kidnapped in Wonder, hell we don't even know if Bowser is the only antagonist
        Mario is more willing to change than Zelda

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the cutscenes are also literally re-used from BotW

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the cutscenes are also literally re-used from BotW

        The frick are you talking about?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          search in the archives
          the cutscenes for the ''memories'' were re-used side by side in comparison.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What perplexed me was how the game is a direct sequel to BoTW but everything is more or less exactly the same
      FIFY

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fanservice
      The opening was the best part of the game when it made it seem like it was still OoT Ganondorf
      >namedrops Rauru and the Imprisoning War like it's nothing
      >actually it's a different Rauru, a different Imprisoning War, and the backstory is just Ocarina of Time but with less details, LOL
      Such a strong opening/prologue and then the story just falls apart the further you go on, six year development reusing the same world and assets as the first game and it still felt fricking rushed

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great game, definitely among best ones. Just beaten Ganondorf yesterday. I wonder if live long enough for next game.

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    how can it have flopped if it sold over 18.5 million faster than BotW and has daily seethe threads over it?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn she hot.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >daily
      the only truly daily threads that are Zelda connected are fricking NTR ones.

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >trashing Zelda
    >trashing Armored Core
    >trashing RE4make
    >trashing Street Fighter
    >trashing FFXVI
    There's an all out assault against hit japanese games on this board, but why?

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Felt like it existed to make money instead of a game backed by someone with a new idea and a strong vision. Yea all games are supposed to make money but this just felt like a cashgrab retread thought up by people who saw that BOTW physics glitches were popular.

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So that was the imprisonning war

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I bought a copy and regret my decision. Pretty mid game IMO.

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Im not getting out of bed to take a photo of my switch with it installed. You'll have to take my word on it. I didn't pirate it but i should have and probably will next game if its going to be open world junk again.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      TotK is one of the best games ever made. Nobody cares about shit taste,sorry.

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yfw you realize hylian royalty fricks goat people

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that Sonia and Rauru both die without any children despite being Zelda's ancestors

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >flop in spirit
    We're reaching levels of cope previously unknown to man.

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh eric
    Mindbroken.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zelda Black folk are so brainwashed by brand loyalty they make snoys look sane in comparison really pathetic and sad fanbase of manchildren and now that the main troony ''Eric'' obsessed schizo is here its time to leave the thread.

      This is really organic.

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zelda Black folk are so brainwashed by brand loyalty they make snoys look sane in comparison really pathetic and sad fanbase of manchildren and now that the main troony ''Eric'' obsessed schizo is here its time to leave the thread.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you're just pretending that this universally acclaimed and award-winning game is good!

      Never change Gankerirgins.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        so last of us 2 is a masterpiece right? won tons of awards and is universally acclaimed

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll be honest, I'd rather play tlou than genshin.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Explain why TLoU2 is a bad video game? You can't. Funny how that works.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            what you even mean? i love both tlou1 and 2
            people who hated on 2 were absolute tards

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Explain why TLoU2 is a bad video game? You can't. Funny how that works.

              >you're just pretending that this universally acclaimed and award-winning game is good!

              Never change Gankerirgins.

              >movie apologists also love Zelda
              lol

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you can't explain why its bad. There you go. Now go cry yourself to sleep kiddie.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >hours of cutscenes
                >walk and talk segments
                >story is recycled hollywood pigslop, complete with snarky quips and LE SAD CINEMATIC DRAMA
                >gameplay is just cowadoody shootan, but with a zombie here and there

                Movie lovers make me feel sick in the stomach.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                lol you never even played it

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can't play a movie.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not every game should be Tetris. I play a broad spectrum of games, giving a wide range of interactive entertainment experiences. My palette is richer than yours.

                You wallow in a tepid puddle of 2D pixelshit block games. You are like that weird kid in class who only watches the Wrestling on TV and nothing else. Your infantile rants don't even register on my radar as 'opinions'. You are beneathe me.

                You could go make yourself a PONG thread but instead you waste your life seething in threads about games you don't like. Maybe speak to your GP or something.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Not every game should be Tetris.

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I WANNA LICK Black person BUTT LIKE IN THIS VID
    https://www.xvideos.com/video61682301/schwarzer_kuss

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Do you really want to play this game?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eric, that doesn't work when you're the only one spamming "Erictroony".

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >30 seconds reply time
        you're on this thread like a HAWK

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Zelda starts talking
    >want to viciously beat her with a tire iron

    Marvelslop and Borderlands have been a disaster for the medium.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Took you long enough.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      We get it, ACgay, you're a future mass shooter

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it flopped...in spirit
    You guys are reaching hard

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Who the hell said you could respond to my post, movie-lover?

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genshin Fontain is better than TotK already

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Japan used to make some great games like persona 5,dark souls 3,FFXIV,FF7R,BoTW,Animals crossing,Sekiro,Nier Automata,Xenoblade 2,DE,Super smash bros uli, Lost judgement, Nioh 2,Like a dragon 7,MH world,RE 7, Judge eyes,Death stranding and DMC5,(according to metacritics)
      from 2017 to early 2020, but how can they fall so soon like Sandcastle and gets mogged by Hoyoverse so easily, for having no good game with metascore higher than genshin(81-84) since 2021?

      Honkai starrail ,Zenless zone zero and Lies of P will mog any Japanese video games.
      Genshin,Starrail,Lies of P,Scarlet desert,Black Myth Wukong and Zenless zone Zero reduces DMC5,Dark souls 3,Sekiro, FFXIV,MHW,Elden ring,RE4,ToTK into a mediocre shovelware.
      At least We West have Starfield,BG3,remnant 2 as Genshin killer.
      Was Japanese game's glory and revival in 2017-2020 a liar?
      Pathetic to see Japanese game falling so soon by a single indie company.
      For Not having Game which has higher metascore than genshin!!!
      En taro Liu Wei!!

  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >acgay forcing tendies to defend tlou
    How the frick did this happen?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nintendo fans argue that metacritic is perfect and that sales and game journo praise are the signs of a good game
      >accuse anyone who disagrees of being a jealous snoy
      >gently point out that TLOU and God of War also have high metacritic scores, and are beloved by a majority of game journos
      >breaks their brains, they now have to defend these games by proxy, or else their metacritic shitposting loses all of the wind in its sails

      I could probably get them to defend Genshin Impact if it had a high enough metacritic score.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doug, you had to defend genshin yourself to get people to defend tlou.
        You literally had to defend a game that has nothing to it other than waifus. That's not something you should be proud of.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Doug, you had to defend genshin yourself to get people to defend tlou.
          What are you talking about, schizo? I hate both games. I just think it's funny that you have to constantly defend bad games, or else your argument falls apart. By your logic, Genshin can't be bad BECAUSE it has waifus. After all, if it has waifus, then it can't be pozzed, right? It must be le heckin based and redpilled.

          >b-but they're just using waifus to manipulate people into buying season boxes and gacha!
          Oh my, that sounds eerily similar to one of my arguing points. You wouldn't be giving credence to one of my arguments, are you?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >hate both games. I just think it's funny that you have to constantly defend bad games, or else your argument falls apart
            Then why are you defending Genshin?
            Surely you should be calling that shit instead if you hate both games? Instead here you are defending it with your life because it's not on a Nintendo system.
            >By your logic, Genshin can't be bad BECAUSE it has waifus.
            Huh?
            That's your logic buddy. I never said waifus made a game good. In fact I was the one who made this post

            >Hoyoverse
            Are you people still trying to act like genshin isn't gacha shovelware?
            I finally tried that shit the other day and it was fricking abysmal especially when it comes to adventure rank. Once you hit rank 5 you start feeling the grind and that isn't that far in the game.
            Not to mention all of the fricking invisible walls before you finish the temple missions, I had a chest spawn just barely beyond a wall, thought I could grab it only for paimon to take my controls away and force my character to walk back.
            Oh and that shit has no real fricking lock on just some auto tracking shit when you're close to am enemy which doesn't even have a proper reticle like games like kingdom hearts.

            And before I started playing it I thought primogems were the currency you use to summon. No, you use them to buy the actual currency which is like 160 for 1 and you need 10 for a multi. That's a lot of fricking grinding when you're only getting like 2 to 5 in a chest or mission.
            But they alliviate it with codes but that couldn't be simple either because most of them are on their streams and they expire after 24 hours.

            Then there's the gliding, on top of the wings being fricking stupid design wise IF YOU CANCEL IT IN THE AIR YOU LOSE ALL MOMENTUM AND DROP LIKE A FRICKING ROCK. It's just straight down, no turning.
            Who thought that was good game design?

            How can you people tolerate such an abhorrent game? The only good part to it was that I summoned an elf girl with wind powers who had a garterbelt but if I wanted waifus I'd just play a better game where I can do that without the fricking grinding

            Heavily criticising the game something no one here has an argument for because it's all true.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Then why are you defending Genshin?
              I'm not. Genshin IS a shit game. see

              [...]
              I hate Chinese malware, why are you bringing it up?

              Or do you consider "chinese malware" to be a compliment?

              >That's your logic buddy. I never said waifus made a game good.
              Then you wouldn't have a problem with me wanting to remove the waifus in Xenoblade or Zelda or Persona. Good to hear.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Isn't Zelda a name of twink hero? Not princess.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly, the disgusting princess is not necessary for a Zelda game. Link's Awakening didn't need her, Majora's Mask didn't need her (Link could've remembered the song of time through any other method). The individual oracle games didn't need her. She's become superfluous, like Ganon.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Genshin IS a shit game
                Then why won't you criticise it? This entire time you've been avoiding saying anything remotely negative about it other than "it's shit". That's not criticism, that's avoiding doing it entirely.
                In fact you haven't criticised any game with that level of detail.

                >Then you wouldn't have a problem with me wanting to remove the waifus in Xenoblade or Zelda or Persona.
                Sure, well, Zelda doesn't really have waifus but they won't lose much if you remove them since they aren't used to give incentive to play like they are in genshin. It's just a nice bonus.
                That's said, games shouldn't be censored just because you dislike what you see, either you should accept that they exist or have a nice day like you want to kill women.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                But Why does Genshin lack bikini despite being a waifu gacha?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because China.
                But then they have characters like this so it doesn't matter.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                How to fap with this if it is not moddable? It is not on steam. Fan arts are not Mihoyo approved so non canon. Genshin is declining because of lack of body type 2 fanservice and too much body type 1 twinks. Even Koreans are vocal and calling this as Doo-chang. Low booth number on comicket.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                genshin has more body type 1's than body type 2's as well

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah. I used new gweilo term to mock Chinkshit bigots who are the biggots whose mind is binded by Earth's gravity. China fears Newtypes like Char and Kamille who understands gender theory.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Then why won't you criticise it?
                What part of "chinese malware" do you not understand? I could go on about how the waifus are shallow trash designed to sucker in people to spend money to skip the loot treadmill that's just an even more brainless and repetitious JRPG grind. I could go on about the endless empty overworlds and how combat is just mashing x to do flashy cinematic action moves. I could go on about how the story is an abhorrent and cliche anime nightmare. However, I wanted to emphasize something a little more important, namely that a game shouldn't have KERNEL LEVEL ACCESS TO YOUR PC. All of these things are bad, but I think one of them is alot worse than the others.

                >games shouldn't be censored just because you dislike what you see
                I'm not censoring them. I'm removing clutter and garbage and improving the medium. Would it be censorship for me to rip out elements of BOTW and TOTK (graphically) until the games ran at a consistent 60 FPS? Sacrifices must be made.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What part of "chinese malware" do you not understand
                What part of "why won't you criticise it?" don't YOU understand? Screaming your head off and name calling isn't criticism. It's just being a petulant child while showing everyone how little you actually know about the subject matter. Even now I don't need to read the rest of this point because I can see that it's just generic trash that doesn't actually talk about the game itself.

                >I'm not censoring them
                It is, they don't affect the game negatively in any way so you're just saying you don't like it the way they want and as such they should change it to what you deem acceptable.
                That's censorship.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Even now I don't need to read the rest of this point because I can see that it's just generic trash that doesn't actually talk about the game itself.
                Then show me something that you would consider criticism, if nothing I said was actually talking about the game itself.

                >It is, they don't affect the game negatively in any way
                Yes, they do. They're time and money wasted on non-gameplay, which must be destroyed. Honestly, I don't care if you consider it censorship. Evil things must be kept in line, or destroyed. Take your pick.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Then show me something that you would consider criticism,
                I already did. I made a post criticising Genshin's gameplay.
                But it doesn't matter, if you didn't read it then that only shows everyone that you're here to defend genshin.
                >Yes, they do.
                No they don't. If you cover the characters up or replace them the game and it's story plays out the exact same way.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I already did. I made a post criticising Genshin's gameplay.
                Let's see it. Come on.

                >No they don't.
                Look at you defending Genshin right now, you hypocrite. If you truly hated it, you'd despise the very concept of a waifu and want to see them all removed and destroyed. It doesn't matter if you think it affects the game or not, they're being used to sell the game on dishonest grounds, so they have to go.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Let's see it. Come on.
                You mean the post I already linked you to that you ignored?
                The one with the jack frost gif?
                The one you could have ready and replied to but refused to acknowledge?
                You want to see that?
                Scroll up.

                >Look at you defending Genshin right now,
                This part of the post was about Zelda, Xeno and Persona, but nice try. You're not going to make people think you aren't defending Genshin here. You're trying your best to move away from it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Does Genshin even have Vocal song with lyric like bottom? Genshin has no character song despite being a Waifu gacha.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah. How to fap with Genshin waifu if it lacks actual bikini despite being Waifu gacha? Too bad that there is no bikini mod either.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't understand what you're trying to say because of your broken English.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Genshin has no value as waifu gacha, which are mainly for sexualization, for lacking bikinis. But Nikke has actual bikini and Wholesome, based.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no don't play the gachashit with gameplay
                >that's lame because the fat anime tiddos aren't in bikinis
                >play this 2D screen-tapping game instead
                >it has tweened 2D models instead of 3D models that actually move in their environments
                >obviously that's much better
                >because bikinis

                I don't understand asians.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                And glorious Live2d with Superior proportion. Kim Hyung Tae's being Chad.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                they are genuinely morons

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Weeb gacha needs hot bikini in summer event for sexualization. That's why. Too bad that BA has no bikini this year....though.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but Genshin is a fantastic game.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                ACgay is defending Genshin. The guy he's arguing with is shitting on it.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Genshin and Starrail has no nice vocal song like this, for Chinese accent would make terrible gibberish. Western game cannot have vocal song in game.
              Jap games had vocal song on video game first.
              This is the nice vocal song with lyrics which Chink and Western game cannot have.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's all about perspective. In a debate about Genshin vs tlou even tlou will win out because almost all of the negatives are shared between both games but tlou doesn't require monetary investment or ridiculous grind like genshin does.

      Basically "tendies" (see: everyone because the term is meaningless) don't go by brand or metascore just facts.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's okay for TLOU to have constant remakes and ports and remasters, even though they literally take out content in each release
        >why?
        >because Genshin is a worse game

  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    If you stopped devoting every second of your life to combatting the evil Erictroony you'd be much happier

  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Both Genshin and Star Rail are amazing games.

    Japan didnt made anything even remotely as good as them this year.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      But Chink game cannot have a nice vocal song like this. So does Western slops.right?

      https://youtu.be/QP5g9aZmHVg
      https://youtu.be/rvLFH0aMP2I
      https://youtu.be/LkuyO0cU3tQ

      https://youtu.be/RcP91tQ4ZSM
      Genshin and Starrail cannot have nice vocal song with lyrics like these. Right? No Western game has nice vocal song.

  62. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I hate Chinese malware, why are you bringing it up?

  63. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i don't play genshit nor Zelda shit but remind me what game out of those 2 have actual crossdressing mechanic because... ''uh lore said so!'' ?

  64. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Zelda vs TLOU vs Genshit
    We are hitting schizo level thought impossible.

  65. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you lose GOTY to belgian crpg

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does BG3 have vocal song? No western game has nice vocal song.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you clear have never heard this masterpiece

  66. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bikini schizo chink, Eric and ACgay all in one thread
    What did Nintendo threads do to deserve these schizos

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot to mention arthur and the erictroony schizo for some reason.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He did though. Arthur and Erictroony are Eric.
        He made Arthur to create an enemy like he did with Darren and he spams Erictroony to turn himself into a boogeyman. I think this is the right screenshot.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That sure is convenient.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, he's just a schizo.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      by selling out their soul

  67. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I always do disavow him because he doesn't represent me. But for you my baby biscuit, I'll do it again. *ahem*

    Eric does not represent any sane or sensible person who criticizes Nintendo, since he resorts to insults and wojaks and console war slurs. He definitely doesn't represent me, and I do not support him.

    >but you didn't do it earlier
    My posting style should've made it obvious that I do not support him. Actions speak louder than words.

  68. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Go check OpenCritic, BG3's score is back up to 97. homosexual 😉

  69. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    By refusing to partake in his style of posting, I already pre-disavowed him. 🙂

  70. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >continues to support eric by using his same manner of posting style, aka wojaks and insults and console war lingo

    lol

  71. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you guys doing all this samegayging and stalking just to defend megacorpos that don't even know you exist no matter how much of their products you buy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why are mentally ill people mentally ill
      It is a mystery.

  72. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >thread bumped to page 1 as soon as this was posted

    oh no no no no

  73. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"already forgotten"
    >still daily seethe threads about it like this one and people seething about it every hour in unrelated threads

  74. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You posting in here encourages non-sage posts. So even if both of us are saging (and that's a big if) others will see your post and respond. All you have to do to win this argument is to simply stop posting.

  75. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genshin on the other hand is still great and keeps improving. Take the Genshin pill, tendies!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >submerged level
      >nothing is floating in the water
      >everything is sitting static on the bookshelves, almost like they repurposed a regular level and just flooded it with water

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It literally is a regular level flooded with water, plus it's magic.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >if we hide the game's laziness by saying that it's magic, then more people will buy the gacha
          >brilliant!

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're really reaching with this argument, man. Video games are not realistic.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              It literally is a regular level flooded with water, plus it's magic.

              Genshin has no Mod available. Despite being PC game. And Not on Steam, which is the best gaming platform.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://gamebanana.com/search?_nPage=2&_sOrder=best_match&_idGameRow=8552&_sSearchString=bikini

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Genshin has no nice vocal song like these.right? Their terrible Chink accent will result in terrible gibberish.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            what? chinese gacha games have shitty devs? i would've never thought so!

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >if we hide the game's laziness by saying that it's magic, then more people will buy the gacha
              >brilliant!

              can I see BOTW's underwater gameplay?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                i'd like you to know i'm shitting on both games

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Genshin and starrail cannot have nice vocal song like this. Right? Because Chinese accent would result in pure gibberish. And no western game seem to have vocal song.

  76. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >genshit shills piggybacking on every single Zelda thread
    It's so tiring.

  77. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Im posting to destroy Eric's arguments by refusing to partake in his shitposting. I also want to discuss the games. You are supporting him by using namecalling and console warring.

  78. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >And by accusing me of lying earlier, you were arguing in bad faith 😉
    You were never arguing in good faith in the first place, as demonstrated when you called people trannies left and right. Reminds me of eric calling everyone tendies. It's like I'm seeing double.

  79. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's okay for me to call everyone trannies
    >but eric is bad for calling everyone tendies
    No self-awareness on this guy.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fun part is that he's the one calling himself and ACgay trannies.

  80. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It has so much soul it must be forced, there's so many fun things you can do it's overwhelming and feels fake, and it got such a good reception that there's nothing to say about it, so it failed in spirit and failed to stay in the discourse like outrageous games like BG3. It's weird, I actually feel that TotK is so good that it's bad.

  81. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's botw all over again
    same game same problems
    >story is done in the most moronic way possible
    You can't defend this saying "it's for kids," my smooth little first grader mongoloid brain understood what was going on in OoT and I was behind my class on the reading level. Nintendo doesn't have any serious writing talent in this franchise anymore, and their treehouse localization staff are thumb sucking morons.
    >character design is god-tier but character writing is non-existent
    >sages are just jojo stands for the majority of the game, at least until you get sick of them covering the screen and turn everyone off
    >keep Bird for pure utility and occasional bird archery (name literally forgotten)
    >keep Riju to draw aggro (and also ghost girl abs)

    The fact that they stubbornly dug their heels in and kept the weapons durability in, only this time with some lame half-hearted bitmap filter excuse. The fact that they went on to take the most potentially fun building part, wings, and made them fricking dissolve after a minute, only to be totally circumvented by player creativity AGAIN with the hovercycle. All while shit-for-brains fun-haters all screamed at it and said "NOOO YOU HAVE TO WAAAALK IT'S PART OF THE EXPERIEEEEEENCE!"

    The fact that the Sheikah are just completely written out of the story and replaced by furries.

    There is no integrity in this company. There is no integrity in the franchise. What we actually need is a Legend of Zelda Dread, that shows both the series and its characters, and the fans who've enjoyed it from childhood to adulthood, just a single grain of respect. As it stands I'm done with it, Fromsoft delivers everything I personally wanted from Zelda as a kid and as an adult: a fun hack-and-slash swordplay system with cool enemies to fight in interesting environments. Zelda seems less interested in being that than it is in being a baby toy for the mentally challenged.

    TL;DR Elden Ring >>> TotK
    It's just science.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      People who think elden ring is a Zelda game baffle me. The gameplay is just combat, there's nothing else, that's not and never has been what Zelda games are about.

  82. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I "bump" eric threads to destroy his arguments. You're defending him by focusing on me and calling me a troony, when you should be focusing on the OP.

  83. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >sees more than three words
    >twitterbrained moron stops reading and starts hyperventilating

    I actually typed all that, all by myself. You can fill another diaper if you think it's that impressive.

  84. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Genshin has no vocal song with lyrics like

      Genshin has no nice vocal song like these.right? Their terrible Chink accent will result in terrible gibberish.

      Right? Chinese and Western games have no vocal songs.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Serious question: are you guys seriously playing this shit or is it just a massive discord shitpost? It's literal gacha with little girls

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        And Nikke is way better as waifu gacha cuz genshin has no actual bikini despite being a waifu gacha. How to fap with this burka gacha? Nikke has actual bikini.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Considering the webms are just players wandering around and doing nothing, I have this sneaking suspicion that they're only doing it for the panty shots, which would just be embarrassing but something I expected from the fandom.

        >Let's see it. Come on.
        You mean the post I already linked you to that you ignored?
        The one with the jack frost gif?
        The one you could have ready and replied to but refused to acknowledge?
        You want to see that?
        Scroll up.

        >Look at you defending Genshin right now,
        This part of the post was about Zelda, Xeno and Persona, but nice try. You're not going to make people think you aren't defending Genshin here. You're trying your best to move away from it.

        >You mean the post I already linked you to that you ignored?
        You supported the waifushit and thus defended the game as a masterpiece by proxy. Whoops!

        >The one with the jack frost gif?
        So you're the one who said this:

        >The only good part to it was that I summoned an elf girl with wind powers who had a garterbelt
        Literally circlejerking the game as a masterpiece because of muh waifus. Nice criticism you got there, pal!

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You supported the waifushit and thus defended the game as a masterpiece by proxy
          So you consider genshin a masterpiece? After all you won't actually criticise anything other than the waifus so that must mean you think the rest of the game is absolutely amazing right?

          >So you're the one who said this:
          >The only good part to it was that I summoned an elf girl with wind powers who had a garterbelt
          Yes!
          But I also said this.
          >Once you hit rank 5 you start feeling the grind and that isn't that far in the game.
          >Not to mention all of the fricking invisible walls before you finish the temple missions, I had a chest spawn just barely beyond a wall, thought I could grab it only for paimon to take my controls away and force my character to walk back.
          >Oh and that shit has no real fricking lock on
          >And before I started playing it I thought primogems were the currency you use to summon. No, you use them to buy the actual currency which is like 160 for 1 and you need 10 for a multi. That's a lot of fricking grinding when you're only getting like 2 to 5 in a chest or mission.
          >on top of the wings being fricking stupid design wise IF YOU CANCEL IT IN THE AIR YOU LOSE ALL MOMENTUM AND DROP LIKE A FRICKING ROCK.
          And finally to counter the waifu part
          >but if I wanted waifus I'd just play a better game where I can do that without the fricking grinding
          If saying the character designs are good invalidates all of that legitimate criticism then by your logic, saying the character designs are bad but refusing to criticise the game means that your criticism of the character designs is also invalidated and you think it's amazing.

          Now if that doesn't make sense to you, step back, take a deep breath, delete Genshin, stop defending it and let your brain heal enough to realise that your logic does not work.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >After all you won't actually criticise anything other than the waifus
            I criticized how the game is style over substance movieshit that only cares about muh heckin graphics and story.

            >B-BUT THAT DOESN'T HECKIN COUNT AS CRITICISM
            This coming from the guy defending the game because it has his garterbelt waifu in it. lol

            >But I also said this.
            Pointless and meaningless criticisms that don't address the major issues in the game. Might as well have just slammed your head on the keyboard for a minute, it would've made just as much sense.

            >but if I wanted waifus I'd just play a better game where I can do that without the fricking grinding
            You shouldn't have defended the waifu in the first place. You outed yourself as someone who will defend a game as long as it gives him waifus.

            >If saying the character designs are good invalidates all of that legitimate criticism
            YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DEFENDED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE. Why would you look at a non-game element, like a waifu, and say that it's a good thing. That indeed completely destroyed your point. If you want to hate Genshin, you have to hate everything about it, since nothing it does actually makes a good game. that means you need to take back your previous comment about the waifu being good. Disavow that comment and maybe I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >games are not allowed to have good character designs
              >female character = waify
              What do you call this mental illness?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Video games shouldn't even have female characters, if you want me to be honest. They shouldn't have males either. The only ideal video game character is a soulless, emotionless robot.

                You don’t disavow Eric’s spam, hypocrite. He still posts daily. Eric’s shitposting is 100% your responsibility.

                For the 50th time, I disavow him. Now it's your turn.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >For the 50th time, I disavow him. Now it's your turn.
                And yet he still shitposts daily, curious!

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I disavow him.
                Like how you're disavowing genshin by avoiding listing criticisms of the game?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                And even worse, Genshin has no bikini which is neccessary in waifu gacha. Too much body type 1s though. No bikini and bath scene for body type 2s(female in bigot term) how to fap with Genshin if it lacks bikini mod too?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              And Genshin has no fap material for lacking bikini unlike other waifu gachas. Despite waifu gacha need bikini.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I criticized how the game is style over substance movieshit
              Which is a completely meaningless statement. It doesn't convey any actual problems with the game as much as its just showing your own impatience.
              I talk about the controls, the grinding, the lack of explorative freedom. That's criticism.
              You're avoiding that ergo you are defending Genshin from criticism.

              >This coming from the guy defending the game because it has his garterbelt waifu in it.
              Hate to break it to you but I quite literally said
              >>but if I wanted waifus I'd just play a better game where I can do that without the fricking grinding
              Do you understand what that means?
              That means that not even the character designs can save an ultimately terrible game.
              >Pointless and meaningless criticisms that don't address the major issues in the game
              So gameplay doesn't matter to you anymore? Huh, that explains why you also defend movieshit like tlou and GoW then.

              >You outed yourself as someone who will defend a game as long as it gives him waifus.
              >>but if I wanted waifus I'd just play a better game where I can do that without the fricking grinding
              No matter what you say you can't change the meaning of this sentence.

              >YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DEFENDED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE
              If tearing it apart is defending it then what are you doing?
              You haven't said a single negative thing about anything that actually relates to the gameplay. You're just avoiding going into any kind of detail trying your hardest to deflect.

              Is it because you love the game?
              Do you have a waifu in it?
              Do you like the generic button mashing gameplay because it has that same faux challenge Terraria does?
              I'm genuinely curious as to why you're defending it because I can't see a single redeemable quality in it as a game.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It doesn't convey any actual problems with the game as much as its just showing your own impatience.
                Pointing out the medium's sickening obsession with being hollywood is more important than anything you brought up. It is the core problem with the medium today. Nothing you said even amounts to being half as important.

                >>but if I wanted waifus
                You shouldn't want waifus in the first place. that's not up for discussion.

                >So gameplay doesn't matter to you anymore?
                There is no gameplay in genshin. It's just a giant glorified movie with fake button prompts.

                >No matter what you say you can't change the meaning of this sentence.
                Shouldn't have defended the waifus being a good thing. That's on you.

                >If tearing it apart is defending it then what are you doing?
                why did you say it was a good thing? Doesn't sound like you're tearing it apart.

                Stop defending waifus, and then maybe we can continue this convo.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The one with a sick obsession is you.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Pointing out the medium's sickening obsession with being hollywood is more important than anything you brought up.
                No it's not. If you like video games first and foremost your focus should be on the game and nothing else.
                On that note you could have even mentioned the unskippable cutscenes but no, you didn't because you love genshin too much to actually criticise it.

                >You shouldn't want waifus in the first place. that's not up for discussion.
                Waifus ultimately don't affect a game, they don't add to the development time or take away from the gameplay any more than a more modest design does. It's just visual eyecandy.
                But again, they can't save a game that's poorly designed. You'll constantly struggle with the grind and the controls but you don't want to accept that genshin is a bad game.

                >There is no gameplay in genshin. It's just a giant glorified movie with fake button prompts.
                Then why are you defending it so much? You can't even talk about the game at all now because you know that I can bring up something that will destroy your perception of the game as perfect.

                >why did you say it was a good thing? Doesn't sound like you're tearing it apart.
                You can't even register criticism in your mind because of your love for genshin, sad.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he still thinks it's nothing but gacha
        How are you so ignorant after all these years?

        Since you don't like little girls you can play as a man, gay.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like shit. Why would I play a worse abzu?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's way more fun than Abzu.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              There's only two kinds of people who play this shit: pedophile coomers and gambling addicts. Which one are you? I'm guessing the former

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Genshin is one of the most popular games ever game and is one of the highest budget games of all time. There are more than two kinds of people who play it, closeted gay.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >poorgays so desperate to play Zelda they had to resort to the moblie chink knockoff.

                Can't make it up.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Zelda is free.

                The writing is deep if you are 14 years old.
                Otherwise is just random depressing shit for asian people.

                Deep in a literal sense not the moronic sense you're thinking of. There is a massive amount of lore in the game, open up the in-game archive and you can get lost for weeks reading.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wait, I'm talking about Genshin writing

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                DFO earns more. And has 24+skills per subclass with 3 ranks for promotions(Subclass-Awakening-Second awakening-Neo Sublclass). And Customizable avatar as well. Why is genshin not on world's highest grossing franchise list though?

                https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_media_franchises

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          But Genshin has too much body type 1s recently. So that it is mocked as homosexual even in Korea. Lacks body type 2 fanservice like bikini which is neccessary in waifu gacha.

  85. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >b-but troony tho
    >tr-troony???

    No, /misc/, no troony. Bad /misc/. Go back.

  86. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >daily snoy seethe thread

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but sony
      yikes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >supposedly hates sony and genshin impact
      >supports waifushit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nikke is Waifushit. Genshin is Closer to Doo-chang(pox)shit for having too much body type 1s recently. And Nikke has vocal song unlike Genshin.

  87. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Eric!
    >There's a troony in my head and shis name is Eric!!

    I'm sorry to hear that, /misc/shart. You'll feel better after you take your anti-psychotics.

  88. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >tfw not that anon the schizo keeps screaming at

  89. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Zelda bad!
    >fail to provide any argument to this thesis
    >say gacha games are better, when they're not even comparable
    >"I don't like Zelda because I like game x more"

    every single time

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zelda and Genshin rely on waifus on sell, therefore they're worse games as a result
      >games shouldn't have waifus or storytelling, infact they should barely even have graphics or music.

      Tetris is as close to a perfect game as we'll ever get in this medium, and I say that without a hint of irony. Death to hollywood.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zelda is the name of the Twink hero in tunic, though. Not Princess's name.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          [citation needed]

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Zelda and Genshin rely on waifus on sell
        No, that's just genshin.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Zelda and Genshin rely on waifus on sell
          >zelda
          >waifus
          Huh?

          Then disavow the disgusting fanservice and Zelink threads.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You don’t disavow Eric’s spam, hypocrite. He still posts daily. Eric’s shitposting is 100% your responsibility.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Zelda and Genshin rely on waifus on sell
        >zelda
        >waifus
        Huh?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        ACgay has arrived. Go on buddy, shit up this terrible thread!

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          ACgay is a hypocrite, Eric still spams his schizoid consolewar shit and ACgay sits idly by instead of disavowing it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I came here to say that Genshin is better because they're both exploration focused action games with big open worlds and stories. Genshin is just better in basically every way.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's really not.
        It's fun, has good music, but the writing is lame and the gacha formula is tiring after 3 years.

        >t. Ganyu and Hu Tao enjoyer

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          [Open]

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          https://youtu.be/QP5g9aZmHVg [Open]
          https://youtu.be/rvLFH0aMP2I [Open]
          https://youtu.be/LkuyO0cU3tQ [Open]

          https://youtu.be/RcP91tQ4ZSM [Open]
          https://youtu.be/JUZvEgWQIm4

          But Genshin and Starrail has no vocal song like these. Because Chinese accent will result in terrible gibberish.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >post full of lame ass music

            huh?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dank ass Vocal songs with lyric. Which Chinese and Western games cannot have.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              *full of dank ass vocal song which Chink and Western game cannot have.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes it is. The writing is enjoyable and deep and the gacha formula can be ignored at your leisure.

          I wish Genshin let you explore freely. Just about everything is gated by your adventure rank meaning grinding upon grinding.
          I thought it would be like every other open world game just letting me go where I want from the start, instead there's invisible walls around every area that's rank gated, you can't do certain missions and temple challenges until you hit a certain rank, you can't level up past 20 until you hit a certain rank.

          And farming is so incredibly long.

          >filtered at AR10

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The writing is deep if you are 14 years old.
            Otherwise is just random depressing shit for asian people.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish Genshin let you explore freely. Just about everything is gated by your adventure rank meaning grinding upon grinding.
        I thought it would be like every other open world game just letting me go where I want from the start, instead there's invisible walls around every area that's rank gated, you can't do certain missions and temple challenges until you hit a certain rank, you can't level up past 20 until you hit a certain rank.

        And farming is so incredibly long.

  90. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    somehow this gacha vs gacha shitposting in an improvement compared to how Zelda seethe threads usually go

  91. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >”already forgotten”
    >zelda

    YOU ARE VIEWING PAID CONTENT!

    YOU ARE VIEWING PAID CONTENT!

    YOU ARE VIEWING PAID CONTENT!

  92. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it was a shitty, lazy assetflip.

  93. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why this game make so many gays angry?
    >pure focus on gameplay instead of trash like cinematic experiences or drama
    > a love story older and better than 99.9 % of the games
    >the hero journey with a cast of good or even great characters
    >no politics, homosexualry, etc

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pure focus on gameplay

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >less than 3 hours in a game that took me 170 hours to beat and I didn’t even go for 100%
        Woah

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's okay for someone to mix shit into my food, they only put a little bit into it

          >I disavow him.
          Like how you're disavowing genshin by avoiding listing criticisms of the game?

          I already pointed out the major issues. Your criticisms were nothing in comparison.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >food analogy

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I already pointed out the major issues
            Saying
            >oh I don't like the waifus I'd consider the game good without it
            Is the exact opposite of disavowing it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they focused on making a fun game with memorable characters instead of pushing a political agenda. I’m not a weeb but I tend to gravitate towards Japanese/Nintendo games lately.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. ToTK is not pozzed unlike Xenoblade 3 with too much political agenda. No Unisex design and Non binary female in ToTK. About Hero looking like twink, he has girl's name,Zelda. Prease understand.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          i thought XB3 was pozzed with a nonbinary party member and a bmwf relationship and censored outfits???

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah.because Kishdia banned bikini from Jap console games in 2022 summer.
            No Jap console game since 2022 summer.
            Pic not so related, man.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            But ToTK is free from these issues. No Non binary humanoids. No unisex outfit in ToTK.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kishida banned bikini from Jap console game since 2022 summer about costume issue. That's why. Is Xenoblade 3 released after Abe's death?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Frick Kishida for banning bikini from Jap console games since 2022 summer.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            that'd be ff16

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some people are just angry someone's enjoying games but not them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >forced through unskippable cutscenes if you want to experience major parts of the game
      >some of those cutscenes are literally repeats
      >story is moronic time travelling shit
      >combat is still simplistic and janky
      >half of the shrine are jokes
      >most of the side quests are boring

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        THIS is what you think is "criticism"?

        Holy kek.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cutscenes are never a good thing. This is not up for discussion. You can like a game in spite of the cutscenes, but not because of them. That is a wrong opinion.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >That is a wrong opinion.
            Bumping and worshipping Eric is the wrongest opinion

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            have you ever played a Kojima game?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              What are you talking about? Kojima doesn't make games. He makes movies.

              Did you ever get mad at Valve for making those Meet the X videos for TF2? They were nothing but glorified cutscenes. They could've spent that time coming up with guns and hats and maps

              >Did you ever get mad at Valve for making those Meet the X videos for TF2?
              Kinda, yeah. Their priorities are kinda messed up, when they'd rather put make wacky meme comics instead of fixing the bot problem and balance issues. I'd gladly give up the entire TF2 cinematic universe if it meant even one single weapon received a proper balance change. Particularly the Dragon's Fury. That POS.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, just as I thought: filtered by Death Stranding. Many such cases

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did you ever get mad at Valve for making those Meet the X videos for TF2? They were nothing but glorified cutscenes. They could've spent that time coming up with guns and hats and maps

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I DON'T FRICKING REMEMBER BEING INTERRUPTED BY MEET THE SNIPER WHILE IN THE MIDDLE OF A MATCH OF TF2 YOU FRICKER

              IF THAT HAPPENED THEN YES I WOULD FRICKING HATE THEM, CUTSCENES ARE THE WORST PART ABOUT VIDEO GAMES AND IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Another bump, ACsnoytroony?
                pathetic, and so is ignoring replies to your comments.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Cutscenes are never a good thing. This is not up for discussion.

            This isn't an argument. Sorry.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cutscenes are good sometimes, I like a game that is immersive and makes me care about the world and characters. Maybe you just don’t like vidya. The problem is that you consider everything a cutscene.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I like a game that is immersive and makes me care about the world and characters.
              Good news, a competent game can accomplish this solely via gameplay.

              >Pointing out the medium's sickening obsession with being hollywood is more important than anything you brought up.
              No it's not. If you like video games first and foremost your focus should be on the game and nothing else.
              On that note you could have even mentioned the unskippable cutscenes but no, you didn't because you love genshin too much to actually criticise it.

              >You shouldn't want waifus in the first place. that's not up for discussion.
              Waifus ultimately don't affect a game, they don't add to the development time or take away from the gameplay any more than a more modest design does. It's just visual eyecandy.
              But again, they can't save a game that's poorly designed. You'll constantly struggle with the grind and the controls but you don't want to accept that genshin is a bad game.

              >There is no gameplay in genshin. It's just a giant glorified movie with fake button prompts.
              Then why are you defending it so much? You can't even talk about the game at all now because you know that I can bring up something that will destroy your perception of the game as perfect.

              >why did you say it was a good thing? Doesn't sound like you're tearing it apart.
              You can't even register criticism in your mind because of your love for genshin, sad.

              >No it's not.
              Yes, it is. Every single problem in the medium stems from this.

              >Waifus ultimately don't affect a game,
              You literally entertained the game being good just because of one single garterbelt waifu. If you actually believed any of your other criticisms, you wouldn't have even entertained the thought of this waifu being even slightly good. You'd be too disgusted by the game to ever want such filth.

              >It's just visual eyecandy.
              EYECANDY IS NOT GAMEPLAY.

              >Then why are you defending it so much?
              Hey, you're the one who said, and I quote,

              "Genshin is a masterpiece because my garterbelt fox femboy waifu is in it".

              Sorry chum.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Good news, a competent game can accomplish this solely via gameplay.
                Not from your point of view because you consider everything a cutscene and you want every character to be a genderless blob of pixels. Also no music, no graphics, no voice acting, no text. Your perfect game is some pixels shooting pixels at other pixels that can instakill you and boot you back to the main menu.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Your perfect game is some pixels shooting pixels at other pixels that can instakill you and boot you back to the main menu.
                And yet this is far more emotionally stimulating than listening to anime prettyboy #2364843794903 talk about his feelings, before magically winning the day with love and friendship.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >emotionally stimulating
                You said you hated emotions, so that is a bad thing.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Video game characters aren't allowed to have emotions, since they aren't people. I am.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You’re a deeply depressed individual who seeks out ways of punishing yourself and want others to partake in your own misery.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Every single problem in the medium stems from this.
                Nope. Every single problem with modern games stems from the western obsession of realism and/or milking consumers with gacha mechanics and tons of dlc.
                One of which your favourite game, genshin does.

                >You literally entertained the game being good just because of one single garterbelt waifu
                >>but if I wanted waifus I'd just play a better game where I can do that without the fricking grinding
                English isn't your first language is it? This means that even the waifus can't save it.

                >EYECANDY IS NOT GAMEPLAY.
                Yeah, it's pretty much nothing hence why it doesn't take away from anything.
                But you won't shit on genshin because you waifu is in it. Which one got you Doug? Be honest.

                >Genshin is a masterpiece because my garterbelt fox femboy waifu is in it
                Oh, we're getting somewhere. I never said anything about a femboy after all.
                So you're into the effeminate boys, now I know why they call you AC"gay".

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Genshin is a masterpiece because it has a garterbelt half-binary demisexual waifu in it

                Okay pal. You enjoy that then. Some of us prefer non-gacha, non malware video games.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Some of us prefer non-gacha, non malware video games.
                And yet you can't criticise genshin because it has your favorite femboys in it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you defending Genshin Impact? This is a Zelda thread.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doug, you can't hide it.
                We all know you play genshin for that femboy bussy now.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                wtf is this shit lmao

                >"Genshin is a masterpiece because my garterbelt fox femboy waifu is in it"
                Dude, I looked up the character he's probably talking about and I got this one.

                This is a girl.

                What kind of femboy shit are you into ACgay?

                >the state of genshin fanboys

                Funny that you hate Zelda fans, when you both seem to love femboys so much.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fun fact, the only femboy lover in Zelda threads is ACgay.
                He also revealed that he loves femboys in genshin and that's why he can't shit on it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >acgay loves genshin
                >acgay loves snoy
                >acgay loves femboys
                Based well poisoner

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                For Waifu, BA and Nikke suits the purpose more for having bikinis.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"Genshin is a masterpiece because my garterbelt fox femboy waifu is in it"
                Dude, I looked up the character he's probably talking about and I got this one.

                This is a girl.

                What kind of femboy shit are you into ACgay?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                wtf is this shit lmao

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                A girl.
                Have you never seen one before?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >A girl.
                lmaooooo
                fricking chinks can't into character designs

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >draw a girl
                >call it a boy
                China has fallen

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, that's just a girl.
                If you want it to be a boy then I have some bad news for you.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, the game just has little to no memorable moments. The physics gimmicks are a novelty that wear quite quickly, and exploring the world is quite tedious because of the stamina bar and the weapon durability.
          I did enjoy parts of it, but it's the same kind of enjoyment I got out of Horizon Zero Dawn.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah. Japan used to make some great games like persona 5,dark souls 3,FFXIV,FF7R,BoTW,Animals crossing,Sekiro,Nier Automata,Xenoblade 2,DE,Super smash bros ultimate, Lost judgement, Nioh 2,Like a dragon 7,MH world,RE 7, Judge eyes,Death stranding and DMC5,(according to metacritics)
            from 2017 to early 2020, but how can they fall so soon like Sandcastle and gets mogged by Hoyoverse so easily, for having no good game with metascore higher than genshin(81-84) since 2021?

            Erictroony, stop trying

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no homosexualry

  94. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Purah so much

  95. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never seen this bikini schizo before, what a weird thing to obsess over.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's been at it for years, between vocals and bikinis. It's fricking weird.

  96. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didnt get a Zelda game with BOTW and now years later I didnt get a Zelda game again.
    Its bitter. I'm just sad.

    Open world homosexualry is the worst thing that happened to videogames and its sad to see Nintendo jump on the fad.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This except I like open world games, but Nintendo didn't make a good one with BOTW.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just play it dumbass.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is your favorite Zelda game?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        probably Links awakening.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's time to look towards redder pastures my friend.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ys is good but it isnt much like Zelda.

  97. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    bad game design nothing to do shallow gimmick

  98. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >release the same extremely mediocre game twice
    there's only so much goodwill the name nintendo can carry

  99. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    ok schizo nobody cares about your beef with some rando and totk blows donkey dick

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You do, Erictroony 😉

  100. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    snoys mental illness out in full force itt

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just surprised that ACgay let out that he likes femboys.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you ninteBlack folk shit on snoys but you are one and the same
      both like trannies and movie games

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        least mentally insane snoygger

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you ninteBlack folk shit on snoys
        No one actually shits on sonygays though.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          then why does every thread has schizo trannies like

          least mentally insane snoygger

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            What?
            Anon, calling them out isn't shitting on them.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              ? the frick you're talking about

              are you moronic?
              lurk more then you will see things

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                ??? you're not making any sense moron

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, if there's a Sonygay in the thread going
                >Hahaha Nintendo and Snoys are the same but Nintendo bad!
                Then calling them out as what they are isn't shitting on them, it's just calling them out.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                i said both snoytards and nintentards are equally bad you illiterate monkeys.
                They're the same coin just different sides.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i said both snoytards and nintentards are equally bad you illiterate monkeys
                Yeah, which is something only sonygays believe because any poster who's been here for a long time knows that nintendogays, pcgays, xbots, literally every other fanbase don't rally under a single flag like sonygays do.

                There's no "two sides of the same coin" because they all act differently. Nintendogays for example keep to themselves while sonygays are known as being the fanbase equivalent of bedbugs, invading just about every thread.
                Just look at how they acted with MHW
                They shat on tendies for not having the game
                They shat on pcgays for getting the game and later updates late.
                They shat on xbox for having no players

                They just hate everyone. So everyone saying that they're the same just outs themselves.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Nintendogays for example keep to themselves
                kek if only
                then you haven't seen the shit i did or are just omiting facts.. unless those morons were shazamBlack folk trying to constantly pit fanbases against eachother which is very much a real possibility but in any case it was also revealed quite alot of shazamhomosexuals are in fact Nintendo fanboys as well.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >but in any case it was also revealed quite alot of shazamhomosexuals are in fact Nintendo fanboys as well.
                Erictroony, stop trying.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                hit the nerve huh

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Erictroony, your delusion isn't hitting anything.
                or do you have evidence?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >but in any case it was also revealed quite alot of shazamhomosexuals are in fact Nintendo fanboys as well.
                You're only digging your hole deeper. Nintendo games were frequently shazamed, the only games that weren't were Sony games.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            ? the frick you're talking about

  101. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Worse story that trash the last one, no BOTW flaws fixed like shitty dungeons and combat
    Just some Gmod mode and one of the worse UI I have ever seen that make the game closer to a turn time game than anything else

  102. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women are quick to move onto the next trend.

  103. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Playing TotK and Fontaine back to back I can 100% confirm that it has less new content than a free update that was made in 1 year. They're both fun but how can anyone not be disappointed with TotK, it could've been so much more if they didn't go full moron with the map

  104. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some of you people are so obsessed with one upping acgay you don't see how you're making yourselves look moronic.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Erictroony, stop trying to defend your worshipper.

  105. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I-If you don't talk about a game 24 7
    >THAT MEANS NOBODY LIKED IT!!
    kys OP

  106. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    647983543
    >not the first post from this IP
    huehuehue

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's almost like I already posted in this thread.

      Erictroony, stop trying to defend your worshipper.

      Based well poisoner.

  107. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Just finished this
    >now waiting for AC6
    Frick you guys, video games are fun

  108. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does ACgay have any time to play Terraria or TF2 for the 10000th time along with arguing with Ganker all day about cutscenes.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn’t actually play video games. ACgay actually believes that discussion = gameplay. He unironically believes that what people post on Ganker impacts the game.
      >someone posts porn of splatoon
      >ACgay believes it impacts the gameplay of splatoon
      I wish I was joking.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hold the fandom accountable for the game's quality. If the fandom doesn't post in good faith, then the game isn't good. No, I will not apologize for this. Act better.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You’re mentally ill if you believe that whatever Gankertards post impact the actual game.

  109. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >chinks/europoors hate Zelda and spam Gacha trash and Zoophilia 3
    classic

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >europoors
      what does this even mean? where did it come from? is it another amerigolem seethe?

  110. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tears of the Kingdom sucks :

  111. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ff16 is trash btw

  112. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Couldn't finish the game past third dungeon because it was such a snoozefest

    Theres no stakes in this game, the game holds your hand permanently, theres no challenge, no wonder casuals love this thing, the game is extremely boring for anyone wanting a little bit of challenge.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Playing Zelda for challenge

      It's basically Elden Ring, except Elden Ring was also piss-easy and had literally nothing else going for it. At least Zelda had fun shrines.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        weakest bait i have ever seen or the most delusional pathetic post i have ever seen

  113. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >holy heck you build anything!
    >wait... the only worthwhile thing to build is a fan flyer....
    then the toddlers dropped it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Couldn't finish the game past third dungeon because it was such a snoozefest

      Theres no stakes in this game, the game holds your hand permanently, theres no challenge, no wonder casuals love this thing, the game is extremely boring for anyone wanting a little bit of challenge.

      Erictroony, stop trying.

  114. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    SOVL KINO
    O
    V
    L

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >buzzword buzzword
      i still haven't seen a single non buzzword genuine post what people like about TotK

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >seething this much

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no argument
          typical

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >no argument
            concession accepted

  115. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TOTK came out in may
    >still daily seethe threads over it
    >FF16 release in June
    >not even shills talk about it anymore
    what happened sonybros?? why did everyone forget about our exclusive already?

  116. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What positioning?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I lost a few brain cells reading that.

  117. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh I get it he's playing on easy

  118. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think they really didn't need to kill Dragon Ganon. Dragons are harmless and don't do shit most of time. You would just have +1 more angry dragon roaming the sky, in that state Ganondorf can conquer kingdom. But now he will definitely reborn some times later like he always do.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gets killed
      >hundreds of hylians died of the mega beam

  119. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do not mind breaking weapons if they let me repair them and make them. Makes no sense there not a single smith in game.

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