There are people who are too young to remember a time before constant progression systems tacked onto their games. Every fps has a battlepass or some bullshit in-game incurrency you have to grind to unlock cosmetics or characters/equipment.
>Eight months after release >Already forgotten
seriously I think people take it for granted that /vg/ keeps generals for dead games running for 8+ years through ritualposting schizos who don't even talk to each other
Yes, [game specific shitpost] was funny for three weeks. It's over now.
>nephew has never beaten a game before >usually loses interest pretty easily >I go visit for the holidays >find him plying astros toy room >maybe he likes platformers >look through my list of game she can play >see hat in time >tell him if he can beat it before I come back to visit in a month, I’ll give him 50 dollars >month pass >come back >he not only beat the game, he unlocked everything and got all the collectibles >spent part of his money on the DLC
I can't believe how many sick fricks I share this board with. Even if you're just being edgy shitposters, saying hot kid is attractive in a sexual way is fricking disgusting.
The latest DLC added a new sort of modding scence where you can pay for high quality mods as DLC, the first and only one available right now is the Vannesa’s Curse. You think this could breathe new life into the game?
Shit is five years old and doesn't have people shilling it daily like Nobeta or Pedorism. A better question would be what they're up to now, since that's about how long it took to release the first game.
It couldn't keep my attention like Super Lucky's Tale and Yooka-Laylee, even when there's nothing to do in Yooka after beating a level.
Plus they took forever to release DLC on XBOX, so I pirated it on Switch.
it got forgotten on Ganker because some schizo kept spamming its threads with literal childporn because someone told him to stop posting hentai of hat kid which led to the thread being deleted on sight for a while
HiT2 would just be full of pozzed shit and/or try too hard. I will always respect gears for starting a dickycore renaissance, but they aren't the ones to continue it. It's up to games like onirism, nobeta, and demon turf to carry the torch now.
>demon turf
I hope they improve on the artstyle for that in future stuff
Also sad that demon turf is remembered while Ender Lilies is forgotten among dickycore fans
The only thing I don't like about demon turf's art is the incidental npcs look like shit. beebz and her friends look fine. >ender lilies
I see that mentioned enough. I'm waiting for a bigger discount before I buy it during a sale.
The only thing I don't like about demon turf's art is the incidental npcs look like shit. beebz and her friends look fine. >ender lilies
I see that mentioned enough. I'm waiting for a bigger discount before I buy it during a sale.
No one's going to redraw several hundreds sprites that don't even look that good to begin with for a mod that will lose its novelty factor after 10 minutes of gameplay.
Might as well just draw Beebz porn instead, everyone will get much more enjoyment out of it.
Trying to shame me isn't going to change my mind. If you're going to shoehorn gay and trans iconography into your game then I'm not gonna be inclined to play it.
My daughter bought this game with her own money and we played it together on the switch and it was hard as frick using the same screen. We beat it. I got us the dlc. We did the boat dlc and half the city dlc. Was a neat game. Reminded me of crash bandicoot sort of. Great memory made. Will probs play it with her in another 4 years or so for some good Ole nostalgia. 9/10 bantz for a clean kids game.
It isn't forgotten, but by next year it definitely will be.Most mods are low quality meme bait and there hasn't been anything out that really changes the game for anyone. Vanessa's curse is pretty shitty in that you can't just out right play it, it's pretty online party dependent.
Bought this game during sale and finished it but not the DLCs yet.
Imo it is the 101 on how to make a good game. It shows how you don't really need to be groundbreaking in any way. It's fine to be heavily inspired by others if you are creative about it. Put care and polish on everything then you'll get something nice.
My main complain would be voice acting, it's awful and feels out of place. One thing they should have pumped from Nintendo aswell.
HiT2 would just be full of pozzed shit and/or try too hard. I will always respect gears for starting a dickycore renaissance, but they aren't the ones to continue it. It's up to games like onirism, nobeta, and demon turf to carry the torch now.
You shitpost in every e-girl vidya thread because your butthurt that your game is not as popular. You make up scenarios for games like nobeta and a hat in time to make your own game look "based" but you look like a petty shitposting dev desperate to get his game to take off. Frick off gaylord and stop ruining dicky threads.
[...] >im so cool an hip you guise. Do I fit in yet?
[...] >i-it's Ganker culture!
I accept your concession.
Looks like the discord has been summoned.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>pisscord boogeyman
2 years ago
Anonymous
>boogeyman
Heard you lads needed back up.
>this post confirms it
2 years ago
Anonymous
>implying you didn't just falseflag
2 years ago
Anonymous
>falseflagger screams falseflag
2 years ago
Anonymous
So when everyone disagrees with you on game's popularity, they are suddenly from discord? Typical schizoid "logic".
2 years ago
Anonymous
explain this post
Heard you lads needed back up.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>explain this butt
Since when you have to explain e-girl butts posted on Ganker? Are you new here or something?
2 years ago
Anonymous
disingenuous shill, bet you had to rub your hands really hard for that "gotcha"
2 years ago
Anonymous
>no arguments
As expected from mentally ill goblin schizo.
2 years ago
Anonymous
keep screaming how a hat in time is a bad game and how anons should only pay for your game, no one is falling for your israeli tricks
2 years ago
Anonymous
>how a hat in time is a bad game
Going full schizo, I see. Literally no one said that.
2 years ago
Anonymous
ok homosexual
HiT2 would just be full of pozzed shit and/or try too hard. I will always respect gears for starting a dickycore renaissance, but they aren't the ones to continue it. It's up to games like onirism, nobeta, and demon turf to carry the torch now.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Excuse me but I never said HiT was a bad game. I love HiT. It was the last game that sparked pure joy in me before onirism.
What I was saying was I don't trust gears for breakfast to keep their political leanings out of a potential sequel.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>the game is pozzed the devs are pozzed
hurrdurrr buy my game instead
2 years ago
Anonymous
I never said HiT was pozzed or that people shouldn't buy it. Sure it has a troony flag in the sewers, but it can be ignored, or even removed with a mod.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>but what about a hypothetical ahit2
Not only a schizoid, but also a blind homosexual.
Alright dudes, I just fired up my bot farm. Gonna fill the thread with carol posts. Remember to deny autismo anon's accusations that this is coordinated.
>literally the only schizoid complaining and arguing with everyone >everyone is wrong and obnoxious except me!!!!
Take your meds before it's too late, schizo.
>base game was fine, one of the better Mario 64esque clones >keeps its hands off political stuff, outside of the commie dev's disdain for capitalism >pretty memorable characters, but the maps are okay >first DLCs are good, enhance what's already in the game, though the cruise level itself feels really janky and hodgepodged >nyakuza DLC hits, doesn't include any explosively cool shit like the hard mode >trans flag becomes known >most of the people that bought this game in the first place are either in their 30s and grew up with N64 platformers, or are UOOOOOH TUMMY EROTICgays >the former's age bracket hates trans stuff with a passion, the latter doesn't want dicks on their chicks >this, coupled with the lack of HOLY SHIT additions like the hardmode means there's nothing to talk about except b8ing people with the trans flag >all discussion devolves into dickyposting or the trans flag, everyone else is gone, or has already 100% the game
Uhhmmm... Janitors? You've still left a mess here. Better hope these naughty boys don't make an even bigger one or you won't be getting your paycheck this week.
they got their hype stolen by mario odyssey
nobeta is superior
People finished it
Did you want battle pass and constant map updates like every other game ?
There are people who are too young to remember a time before constant progression systems tacked onto their games. Every fps has a battlepass or some bullshit in-game incurrency you have to grind to unlock cosmetics or characters/equipment.
Why do you morons always expect every game to maintain discussion forever? Frick off with your stupidity.
it's not about the video game, it's about posting porn on Ganker
>Eight months after release
>Already forgotten
seriously I think people take it for granted that /vg/ keeps generals for dead games running for 8+ years through ritualposting schizos who don't even talk to each other
Yes, [game specific shitpost] was funny for three weeks. It's over now.
And hat released back in 2017, 5 years ago in a few months
I member it
I heard the DLC sucks though
I thought Nyakuza was pretty good. Other was was meh though.
how the frick can you hate deathwish mode?
I actively hate the cruise ship DLC. The map doesn't work for me and the timed challenges are a pain in the ass.
That said, I think the bonus "extra hard" challenges are really fun and a good change of pace.
The Subway DLC was good, Cruise Ship DLC was shit.
What about Deathwish? That was part of the cruise DLC
Mediocre platformer
Developers weren't brave enough to make this a cute and funny game
Pedo game for pedos
What a unique post.
platformers are fricking dumb and boring
pedophiles can just look at jap e-girl or gwen tennyson comics instead
>nephew has never beaten a game before
>usually loses interest pretty easily
>I go visit for the holidays
>find him plying astros toy room
>maybe he likes platformers
>look through my list of game she can play
>see hat in time
>tell him if he can beat it before I come back to visit in a month, I’ll give him 50 dollars
>month pass
>come back
>he not only beat the game, he unlocked everything and got all the collectibles
>spent part of his money on the DLC
>She/He
???
lol sounds like that little pedo likes little girls.
>she
>he
Which one is it? Or did he transition and then go back?
tried comitting suicide
it didnt stick
collect-a-thon platformers are peak entertainment for kids
Bought it, played it coop with my little sis, finished it, tried a few of the workshop's levels and uninstalled it. Great game
troony propaganda.
What isn't today?
Elden Ring
Top Gun 2
>Already
It's a single player game and it's 5 years old.
Also the newest DLC was shit and no one bought it.
How is a little girl troony propaganda?
if you troon out you can molest girls easier
Whats the point if you chop your dick off
are trannies pedophiles or not, seems like no one truly knows
why is this pedoshit still up
do your jobs dumbfrick mods
Trannies started playing it, so everyone else dropped it.
you might say she grew old
every time
Awlful level design
I will agree that quite a few levels had bad design.
Let me get this straight.
Y'all are telling me this character, that looks like a child, is supposed to be sexy?
only sexy for trannies
Kids can't be sexy, you dummy
It was just pretty mediocre. Mario immediately mogged it.
Its been 6 years
If it was fine/10 and got more conversation than it actually deserved, it is the kind of game no one outside of e-girlgays will really remember.
Goddamn son.
I can't believe how many sick fricks I share this board with. Even if you're just being edgy shitposters, saying hot kid is attractive in a sexual way is fricking disgusting.
nice larp, falseflagger
>hot kid
>kid
Is she funny?
i know for sure shes smug at the very least
stupid fckin loser hatkitty
get bent
yare yare
test
EDIT: it worked
gongratulations
I couldn't find this on gelbooru or rule34. Who's the artist?
baraag.net/@6i6as
>baraag.net/@6i6as
Thank you.
not enough porn
*rape*
The latest DLC added a new sort of modding scence where you can pay for high quality mods as DLC, the first and only one available right now is the Vannesa’s Curse. You think this could breathe new life into the game?
never forget dicky
Base game was fun.
DLC was shit
Peck little girls
PECK
>we are in a time you can go into a building and stuff bills on actual children in America.
Shit is five years old and doesn't have people shilling it daily like Nobeta or Pedorism. A better question would be what they're up to now, since that's about how long it took to release the first game.
>Pedorism
who?
Onirism.
who?
Frech 10yo little girl.
Pretty cool gal, puts enemies to sleep and doesn't afraid of anything.
troony propaganda.
>Last played
>October 13th, 2017
>Play time
>101 minutes
It's boring cutesy shit. Even Yooka-Laylee whilst still a shit game, is better than this pedo trash.
It couldn't keep my attention like Super Lucky's Tale and Yooka-Laylee, even when there's nothing to do in Yooka after beating a level.
Plus they took forever to release DLC on XBOX, so I pirated it on Switch.
Why can't PC into good platformer games?
Literally no one is except occasionally nintendo, it's a dead genre.
it got forgotten on Ganker because some schizo kept spamming its threads with literal childporn because someone told him to stop posting hentai of hat kid which led to the thread being deleted on sight for a while
>onirism
You rang?
Yes!
Post more Carol.
Lord God give me strength, you can put anything in a high cut leotard and my dick gets harder than Fort Knox
Hat in Time feels like the last time I had actual genuine fun in a video game.
I'm not sure what the hell happened to me since then.
considering who made it..
did he leave a comment on the mod's steam page?
>what mod?
you know the one.
I dont know. Tell me
>the trans flag being in the SEWERS is a good thing
I don't understand how they can think like this
Bold of you to assume they think like real Humans.
I was happier when I didn't know it was in the game
Hat in time 2 when?
HiT2 would just be full of pozzed shit and/or try too hard. I will always respect gears for starting a dickycore renaissance, but they aren't the ones to continue it. It's up to games like onirism, nobeta, and demon turf to carry the torch now.
>demon turf
I hope they improve on the artstyle for that in future stuff
Also sad that demon turf is remembered while Ender Lilies is forgotten among dickycore fans
The only thing I don't like about demon turf's art is the incidental npcs look like shit. beebz and her friends look fine.
>ender lilies
I see that mentioned enough. I'm waiting for a bigger discount before I buy it during a sale.
>demon turf
needs a nude mod
No one's going to redraw several hundreds sprites that don't even look that good to begin with for a mod that will lose its novelty factor after 10 minutes of gameplay.
Might as well just draw Beebz porn instead, everyone will get much more enjoyment out of it.
Is the Demon Turf DLC worth buying?
I don't know. I hear it's better but I haven't played it myself yet.
Based samegay shino poster
Carol is a bawd
Don't call her that or her mom is gonna come and discipline us.
Oh no I am so scared
I bet her mom is a bawd too
>reeee pozzed pozzed pozzed
You have a problem, a psychological problem and you need help. Legitimately, lay off the /misc/ shit for a while.
Trying to shame me isn't going to change my mind. If you're going to shoehorn gay and trans iconography into your game then I'm not gonna be inclined to play it.
You are mentally ill, not he.
I juat wish it happened
What's with the bottom row of pixels in this image?
Grown up!
Wtf, don't you fricking dare to grow up, b***h.
No way her butt is that big really?
It is when she sits on your face.
So if she weren't to do that that butt would not be that huge?
Demon Turf came out
hatkid is so kewl... shes so likable
only a smug yoshi is quite likeable
Picked it up in the steam sale and played for 2 hours. I'll definitely finish it, dunno if I want to 100% it.
I don't really know why they aren't making a sequel. It'd sell.
Why is she so smug?
What's that green thing he's pulling out of her outfit? Is it supposed to be some magic trick he's helping the girl with?
>Point-Counterpoint
More editorial sections should be structured like this but I guess everyone loves their echo chambers
WHY do you moronS SAY this about GAMES that have THREADS on here DAMN near EVERY FRICKING DAY?
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
I noticed a decline of interest in the game after a purged of hat kid porn happened on r34, i feel there is a connection there
It's a single player game that came out years ago whose last decent dlc also came out years ago. People don't play the same game forever.
Dick Kid
W-what is going on there?
hat in time 2? Yeah, I'm playing it. It's called onirism
bawd!
>game is fun
>carol is bratty and sexy
it's the complete package
I will play goblinism when it gets an attractive heroine
Looks like it's time for you to buy.
Shiny bum~
shiny tum
Must lick, even at risk of tasting pool chlorine.
Wish I wasnt at work on my phone so I could post a gif of that one Golden Boy scene.
You know the one
CUN CUN NEE CUN CUN NEE CUN CUNNNY CUN! CUNN CUNN dicky CUN CUN NEE CUN!
My daughter bought this game with her own money and we played it together on the switch and it was hard as frick using the same screen. We beat it. I got us the dlc. We did the boat dlc and half the city dlc. Was a neat game. Reminded me of crash bandicoot sort of. Great memory made. Will probs play it with her in another 4 years or so for some good Ole nostalgia. 9/10 bantz for a clean kids game.
hatkid 2 plz
made for aggressive fondling
Hat breasts?
Jannie trannies are super triggered today, deleting even non-porn posts.
as usual
Past 2 days I posted a couple dozen e-girl images, some with visible nipples, and didn't get a vacation lol.
I wonder why.
Why does Carol think it's okay to dress like this??
It's her dream, she can wear whatever she wants
Listen, she can even be naked if she so pleases.
I ain't gonna stop her.
It isn't forgotten, but by next year it definitely will be.Most mods are low quality meme bait and there hasn't been anything out that really changes the game for anyone. Vanessa's curse is pretty shitty in that you can't just out right play it, it's pretty online party dependent.
I miss slag gaming bros.
Bought this game during sale and finished it but not the DLCs yet.
Imo it is the 101 on how to make a good game. It shows how you don't really need to be groundbreaking in any way. It's fine to be heavily inspired by others if you are creative about it. Put care and polish on everything then you'll get something nice.
My main complain would be voice acting, it's awful and feels out of place. One thing they should have pumped from Nintendo aswell.
goblinism discord trannies are so god damn obnoxious
Has Carol's game finally been completed?
Last time i played the last level was the snow area with the James Bond dam segment.
it will never be completed
It was completed just now.
Not yet, but it's still getting massive content updates all the time, which makes the goblin schizo cry like a little girl
>goblin schizo
No, this is a genuine schizo post:
How is it schizo if it's the truth?
You shitpost in every e-girl vidya thread because your butthurt that your game is not as popular. You make up scenarios for games like nobeta and a hat in time to make your own game look "based" but you look like a petty shitposting dev desperate to get his game to take off. Frick off gaylord and stop ruining dicky threads.
>your
I'm sorry but can't take your post seriously with that typo. Do better next time.
>get BTFO
>makes a non argument and avatargays
you are the cancer killing dicky threads
>BTFO goblinism gay
>but you made a typo
>make a meme typo that's common on Ganker
Hello tourist. Frick off back to your discord.
>he doesnt know about Ganker typos
newhomosexual detected
>im so cool an hip you guise. Do I fit in yet?
>i-it's Ganker culture!
I accept your concession.
Yep, that's a typical goblin schizo post.
Looks like the discord has been summoned.
>pisscord boogeyman
>boogeyman
>this post confirms it
>implying you didn't just falseflag
>falseflagger screams falseflag
So when everyone disagrees with you on game's popularity, they are suddenly from discord? Typical schizoid "logic".
explain this post
>explain this butt
Since when you have to explain e-girl butts posted on Ganker? Are you new here or something?
disingenuous shill, bet you had to rub your hands really hard for that "gotcha"
>no arguments
As expected from mentally ill goblin schizo.
keep screaming how a hat in time is a bad game and how anons should only pay for your game, no one is falling for your israeli tricks
>how a hat in time is a bad game
Going full schizo, I see. Literally no one said that.
ok homosexual
Excuse me but I never said HiT was a bad game. I love HiT. It was the last game that sparked pure joy in me before onirism.
What I was saying was I don't trust gears for breakfast to keep their political leanings out of a potential sequel.
>the game is pozzed the devs are pozzed
hurrdurrr buy my game instead
I never said HiT was pozzed or that people shouldn't buy it. Sure it has a troony flag in the sewers, but it can be ignored, or even removed with a mod.
>but what about a hypothetical ahit2
Not only a schizoid, but also a blind homosexual.
calling a game pozzed is a hypothetical?
ahit 2 doesn't exist
pump and dump
Heard you lads needed back up.
Alright dudes, I just fired up my bot farm. Gonna fill the thread with carol posts. Remember to deny autismo anon's accusations that this is coordinated.
Shit wrong chat. How do I delete posts?
Alt+F4
I'm a troony btw if that matters
Disregard that. Just decided I'm going to detransition.
Computer, can I get a Nude Carol?
>call out goblinism discord trannies obnoxious
>they double down bringing the actual discord here
pottery
>literally the only schizoid complaining and arguing with everyone
>everyone is wrong and obnoxious except me!!!!
Take your meds before it's too late, schizo.
>one poster does something
>discord trannies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
yep, that one anon is obnoxious lets ignored the snipped dicks
more like FLAT kid
I don't play woke shit
>2022
>Trolling on Ganker is now feigning concern about people being attracted to drawings of imaginary children.
>exterminates you
Oh noo. Please don't put me in the gad chamber, fraulein Carol.
>base game was fine, one of the better Mario 64esque clones
>keeps its hands off political stuff, outside of the commie dev's disdain for capitalism
>pretty memorable characters, but the maps are okay
>first DLCs are good, enhance what's already in the game, though the cruise level itself feels really janky and hodgepodged
>nyakuza DLC hits, doesn't include any explosively cool shit like the hard mode
>trans flag becomes known
>most of the people that bought this game in the first place are either in their 30s and grew up with N64 platformers, or are UOOOOOH TUMMY EROTICgays
>the former's age bracket hates trans stuff with a passion, the latter doesn't want dicks on their chicks
>this, coupled with the lack of HOLY SHIT additions like the hardmode means there's nothing to talk about except b8ing people with the trans flag
>all discussion devolves into dickyposting or the trans flag, everyone else is gone, or has already 100% the game
>trolling on Ganker is now feigning concern about people being not attracted to real children.
Why the frick do you get off to that? You're not edgy or cool for it, it's cringe.
I have a humiliation fetish
beebz server here ready to support our onibros.
ty discord bros
Time to step up your rule breaking anon. You're too small time to bother with it would seem.
Uhhmmm... Janitors? You've still left a mess here. Better hope these naughty boys don't make an even bigger one or you won't be getting your paycheck this week.
it's ok the thread is autosage
In that case the porn posters should post their best material as a beautiful tribute to a fun thread.
mods are literally asleep so janny is just skimming through what is being reported
Is the hand putting money in or taking it away?
yes
Way too big
POV of her sitting on your face you dum dum