Alright, enough of this shit flinging - let's find out why Super Mario Wonder is really causing all of this controversy.

Alright, enough of this shit flinging - let's find out why Super Mario Wonder is really causing all of this controversy. Cast your votes:

https://strawpoll.com/poy9WjO2AgJ

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only forced thing here is the sex I have with your mother

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the plot of my favourite Korean softcore porn
      https://koreanpornmovie.com/moms-friends-2017/

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >We can't find the file you are looking for. It maybe got deleted by the owner or was removed due a copyright violation.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker needs to stop trying to make forced soul happen it's not happening. even reddit isn't taking the bait that's how you know it's a shit forced meme

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ironically, I think posting it is killing the soul meme as a whole.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Constant threads rife with:
        >Bad game soul
        >New game souless

        Ganker already killed it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Overtime, everything loses it's meaning on the internet.
          I even agree that there is such a thing as Soul/Soulless, but for most of Ganker it boils down to Old = Good, New = Bad

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Exactly, which is why when confronted with a brand new soulful game, Ganker malfunctions and can't compute.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Forced soul

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    charmslop

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's obviously Discord raids. Not only by Sonic shills. But also by people who hate Ganker in general so they're playing along with it. But they are very coordinated and trying to make it seem like the "forced soul" bullshit is an opinion all of Ganker holds

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you need forced meds

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your grave will display your real name

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes and my name is ahmed tyronesaurus rex

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >https://strawpoll.com/poy9WjO2AgJ
    It's another episode of Gankerintenbros cry about anti-nintendo sentiment on a site that doesn't have any

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >spam about 'forced soul' all week
      >"bro there's totally not an anti-Nintendo sentiment on the board"

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    forced soul, simple as

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    None of the above.
    It's a kids game make for little baby kids doing little baby kid things, then people get riled up because they think "wtf this looks like baby kiddy shit"

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gimmicky shit instead of just making a good 2D platformer
    They've caught the Kirby sickness.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly it looks great, I just like saying forced soul because I'm a meme prostitute

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh wow, artificial votes! People will be faux-enjoying the new tendie-core game as ludo-organically as our illusory-president's election outcome!

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    honestly i was legit thrown off by mario not looking perfectly straight to the sides of the screen because i never expected nintendo to want to put in actual effort into the 2d marios anymore

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >honestly i was legit thrown off by mario not looking perfectly straight
      damn gays ruin everything they touch

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, what a shame

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill koopas. Behead koopas. Roundhouse kick koopas into the brick. Tear koopas' limbs off. Trap koopas in an egg. Kick koopas into lava. Urinate into koopas' shells. Slam dunk koopas into the trashcan. Transmogrify koopas into field horse hair plants. Behead koopas. Ground pound koopas. Humiliate koopas. Launch koopas into the sun. Toss koopas into Corona Mountain. Judo throw koopas into a wood chipper. Squish koopas into goo under Kuribo's shoe. Twist koopas' dicks off. Report koopas to Toadsworth. Karate chop koopas in half. Trap koopas in Shifting Sand Land. Crush koopas under a tox box. Stir fry koopas in a wok. Roast koopas with fireballs. Liquefy koopas in a vat of acid. Loose Rambi to gore koopas. Vivisect koopas. Defecate in koopas' food. Make a koopa play Bash 'n' Cash. Cast koopas into Subspace for eternity. Put koopas in the gas chamber. Force-feed koopas poison mushrooms. Tar and feather koopas. Steal koopa identities. Stomp koopas' skulls with a metal cap. Cremate koopas in the oven. Drown koopas in Peach's boiling diarrhea. Rape koopa women, then smash their eggs in front of them. Vaporize koopas with a Shroob ray gun. Drain the life force from koopas. Sell koopas into slavery for one coin each. Defraud koopas. Go back in time and prevent koopas from being born. Drop koopas off the edge of Cool Cool Mountain. Pull koopa eyes from their sockets and leave them hanging out. Strap koopas to bullet bills and fire. Smash koopas with a giant hammer. Kick koopas down the infinite stairs. Torture koopas. Blackmail koopas into transitioning.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Feed koopas to klaptraps. Slice koopas with a katana. Force koopas to choose which of their children live and die via Chance Time. Post koopas' nudes online. Detonate koopas with TNT. Electrocute koopas. Use koopa blood for kart oil. Steal koopa shells and leave them to die naked in Dry Dry Desert. Bury koopas alive. Uppercut koopas. Sit on koopas as an elephant. Steal koopas' stars and coins. Cut koopas' brakes. Scald koopa skin. Strafe koopas from Sky Pop. Lobotomize koopas. Drown koopas in fried huffin puffin grease. Penetrate koopa buttholes with a power drill. Destroy koopa livelihood. Defenestrate koopas. Draw and quarter koopas. Send koopas to the Underwhere. Smear koopa guts across the pavement. Encase koopas in bricks. Beat koopas with golf clubs. Frame koopas for destruction of public property. Grind koopas into the sidewalk with high heels. Leave koopas to freeze in Snowman's Land, then tear their frostbitten bodies apart with pliers. Inject koopas with viruses and confiscate their megavitamins. Hold koopa heads underwater. Inflate koopas with p-ballons and pop them with a needle. Firebomb koopa villages. Rape koopa elders in front of koopa children. wienervore koopas. Destroy koopa artifacts and suppress koopa cultural practices. Gather three generations of koopas into concentration camps. Run koopas down with Wario's bike and let them rot inside his butthole. Dance on koopa graves. Bomb dry bones into dust.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    option 5: the elephant powerup will ruin mario porn for the next 4 years like the super crown did

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >me in the great mario porn drought of 2023-2027

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just another new super mario bros.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's a continuation from SMB3 and SMW.

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