Always the hardest choice in any game.
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>be boy
>pick boy
it's a pretty easy decision, OP.
only straight non dysphoric answers
i try to play myself in every game but for even though i can pick human male most games don't have a "useless computer toucher" job/class.
how can i self insert as a wizard if i'm not one irl?
Are you at least a nerd irl? Wizards are just what nerds do in fantasy because computers don't exist.
okay, antisemite
There is literally nothing wrong eith antisemitism
Only if you're a homosexual. Sex with girls every time.
homosexual.
>having sex with boys
gay pedo
Yes.
And?
So if you had the choice you'd rather play as the korean dude in stellar blade than the hot chick.
I'd rather play as Dante than Bayonetta. I'd rather play as Nier than 2B.
Don't evade the question. Stellar blade. The dude or the chick.
No clue I haven't been following the game.
FPFP
Trannies so uncomfortable picking male they need to play barbie doll dress up instead
Yep.
fax
>he chooses to sex boys
boy if it's an rpg, girl if it's anything else
>choose sex
I'd sex the girl because im not gay lmao
Lol
Lmfao
BASED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
also i like being a girl in video games, why the frick would i want to be a male in a video game when im one irl?
I've got news for you anon.
troony
Op a homosexual as per usual
>Choose sex
>Yes please
Sekusu pleaszu chinko manko idai naaa
>'he' uses the ''staring at a man's ass'' excuse
It's a first person game. You will literally never see your character's ass.
hey twittertroony
Ahem..
YOU
*CLAP*
DONT
*CLAP*
LOOK
*CLAP*
LIKE
*CLAP*
THAT
why do you type like that?
is that how tweeters write to each other?
>t. 'he' uses troony logic validating the troony mindset to imply "others are the real trannies"
i pick boy because i'm a boy
Self-insertion is a mental disorder
I'll self-insert myself into you're ass
t. axe wound victim suffering sepsis
Damn these trannies got so mad they started projecting.
yet you pick a muscular chad even though you are a dyel loser
I've got so many gains Ganker thinks I'm just a roider
i always play self inserts and make dumb jokes like it's the shittiest sitcom
>massacre entire village
>and all i wanted was a cup of sugar!
>laughtrack
I switch around each playthrough because I'm not autistic or insecure
>create a character
guy
>roster of playables
girl because they make them more fun to play
>he picks boy sex
Gay
do you know where you are? gay is the minimum.
what's the maximum?
>romance options
boy
>no romance options
girl ONLY if I can put her in something that shows off her bare legs (with minimal or no stat penalties), if the game doesn't offer that then boy it remains
i always make myself but adjust it to how i wish i looked like. (male)
Girl if the character models look sexy and the cosmetics allow me to be lewd, boy every other time. I don't think I've ever once played as a girl in fallout. Conversely, I used to only play as boys in pokemon growing up, but now that I'm older and a pedophile, I find myself playing as the girl more and more.
Nope. This is the hardest choice
Courier is fine.
Can't say it's what I'd have picked for you, but if that's your name, that's your name.
>90% i use anon
DAVE
All caps.
I am DAVE! Yognaut and i have the balls!
Career
>default name "Courier" doesn't grammatically work in dialogue where you drop your name, e.g. novac ranger having the "The name's courier"
>have to artistically rename the character "The Courier" or "Courier Six" so that the dialogue isn't moronic
Sucks being autistic.
I just type my real name
>link
Courier.
H0RSEF8KR
My head cannon is that the courier forgot his or her name and most of their life, thus making him or her go by just the title of courier. The cannon name and the revenge motivation would make more sense that way.
Plus, if any backstory lore contradicts your play-through, it could say it was due to the brain damage.
This is still easy mode.
Try this with a game without a default name.
It's literally impossible.
Your friends never gave you a nickname growing up?
does homosexual count?
you grew up on the 'chon?
I'm male and i pick the male character. I don't even change the design. i just use the most basic default character and play with it. I don't need to play with female character. porn already exists for this.
if you are mental moronic, yes.
choosing to be a woman is gay
there is no way around it, if you like playing as a girl, you are a homo
UNLESS you've played as a male before and pick a different sex to see more content, but unless you've played for like 200 hours and you've seen every piece of male armor equipped, I just can't take it as an excuse and your brain prioritizing skimpy skirts and tops is still 100% gay
genuinely cannot understand people's obsession with your video game character influencing your personal identity, it is a video game. this goes both ways, trains on the internet have the same mindset
it's not an obsession, it's just a video game in which you choce the female option because you like the same things that females like, aka you're a cumtaster
my sense of identity is not so weak that choosing a female option in a video game is going to influence it
right is the obvious choice, right?
have you heard his voice? He sounds awful
anything is better than listening to a woman
both use female animation, enjoy your nancy boy
Male version is funnier as an edgelord antagonist than a protagonist, so no.
As a 100% straight guy I can say with full conviction that the guy is a far more attractive specimen than that bloated piece of shit on the left.
But that to be expected in western games.
>Be a man
>Like being a man so choose man
Is not that hard
There is practically never a game where you can choose your gender and not have some amount of control over who your party consists of or what they look like so I could not disagree more. Its an easy as piss choice.
You choose male and then have an all female or as close as possible party you ogle. Shits not hard. Exception to it is with MMOs ill give but even then youll love to use the excuse that you dont have to keep up on all the fashion if you just choose male and get to ogle all the P2W dudes carrying you through content with their overpowered avatars. then you quit and are free from that trap of a game genre
>Choose girl
>1/3 the STR
>1/2 the PER
>1/4 the END
>1/2 the INT
>1/8 the WIS
>1/2 the AGI
>1/3 the CHA
Why would anyone ever
S.P.E.I.W.A.C.
kek
I don't know why this is making me laugh so fricking hard
C.A.W.I.E.P.S.
i choose sex with your mom followed by sex with your pa
I pick girl every time.
Girls are cute, I want to look at them. Girl armor is sexy, I want to look at it. Girls kissing girls is awesome, if there's a romance that's the one I want to see.
>western game
pick male because they female models looks ugly
>jap game
female
i always play as a black guy, because i wish i was black
thief build?
that would imply he uses sneak
I self-insert as a girl
usually male unless the coom stuff is good enough
>Not Type A or Type B
What a backwards game, yikes
>choose boy sex
gay
>choose girl sex
straight
it's literally that easy bro
boy sex is gay
and girl sex is straight
how do you not get this
Why do you immediately think about your character getting ravaged by a man when picking your avatar?
why do you immediately think about getting ravaged by a man when I explain that boy sex is gay and girl sex is straight?
my homie we are presented with an orange on black box that asks us what kind of sex we would like with zero additional context and the first thing you do is leap into that gay shit?
Girl sex is only straight if she were to frick a man, and boy sex is only gay if he were to frick a man, don't make me explain why.
Will we ever see this in video games again?
We do, its just called something different.
Nope, even le heckin' based Jap devs gave in to pretending it isn't male and female.
in 2008 we still called it sex, then we started calling it gender. now we call it bodytype A and bodytype B.
always love that there's no bodytype C it says so much
Not in any big studio games that's for sure.
not until things swing back to reality.
ope there goes gravity
Since gender is a social construct you shouldn't get a say in it and the npcs around you socially construct your gender for you : 3
>be girl
>pick girl
seems like a total no-brainer
you should no-brainer
Impregnate or be impregnated. What you prefer?
Male for warriors or thieves, male or female for mages.
>thieves
>male
you mean rogues, right?
>only two options
>no place to choose pronouns
Sisters…
>can't make girl who keeps claiming she's a man
what a tragic world we live in
>I can play as a girl? I've always lamented the fact that I wasn't born a girl, what joy! *picks girl character*
>I can be a girl? Yes please!
>your Elin is so kawaii~ basedjak, how did you get such big thighs?
>there is an item you can buy to make them bigger than the character maker permits, I bought you one too!
>thank you, my friend! Let's go play kuma candies with our big thighs and serafukus!
>pick female option
>has pictures of muscular half naked men save
Hmmmmmm
Ideally I either play as a robotic race or lizard person
which body type are you
Why can't you Black folk just be normal and choose to be represented in videogames by the same gender you're born ass
homosexuals
But I want to play as a girl and be a complete bawd anon
>represented
I'm not a self-inserting homosexual. I want to make up different characters for each game because that pleases my autism.
Sometimes the characters I think up are boys and some are girls.
I hope you don't play as anything but a skinny fat male human NEET in vidya anon it would be troon behavior otherwise
I prefer sex with TYPE B because I'm not gay like op
i wanna have sex with girls so i choose girl.
>troons shrilly screaming 'GOTCHA GOTCHA HAHA YOU PICKED BOY SEX'
The word 'sex' is commonly used in the English language to mean biological traits that indicate if one is male or female, not the act of reproduction. It's obviously used this way in this context
Sorry troons, you're still gays
Lmao guy look at this homosexual
SEX MEANS SEXXX
PENIS IN, CUM OUT
SIMPLE AS
This anon kills itself in 5 years when xhe fails to pass
https://www.etymonline.com/word/gender
The "male-or-female sex" sense of the word is attested in English from early 15c. As sex (n.) took on erotic qualities in 20c., gender came to be the usual English word for "sex of a human being," in which use it was at first regarded as colloquial or humorous.
Gender is your biological attribute. Sex is something a man and a woman do together, or several men and a woman if you're German.
>third person
girl
>first person
random
>the stats/hit box is different
whatever is more convenient
only good post in the thread
>Choosing the sex of a videogame character Is now a charged political move
You guys are exactly the same as leftie trannies lmao, but no surprise there I guess.
>charged political move
Not really, this is just Ganker pretending to be moronic so they can talk about trans people again. Mixed with actually moronic selfinsertgays who can't comprehend making a character that isn't themselves.
I choose to sex the girl ez
I have certifiably a bigger dick than yours, right back at you troony picture haver.
Not if it has multiple saves.
Why would I ever choose to have sex with a boy?
>flip coin
>heads is male
>tails is female
Every problem can be solved with money.
I choose girl cus I'm horny and covet feminine pleasures
Girl because I've always wanted to be a girl in real life but life is cruel so I'll never get to be one. Video games are my cope.
being a girl sucks, i hate having my period a 4th of my month every single month
I'd take it just so I can be a girl, I hate my male body. It feels so pointless taking care of myself because I'll never like what I see in the mirror anyways. I'd do anything to be a girl, but that isn't something that exists irl, only being a troony so I'll just cope with video games and hope I can be a girl in the next life.I don't even know if I like video games that much to be honest, I won't play a game unless I can be a girl in it. I pretty much play them for escapist fantasy...
hrt now
I'd never look like a real girl even with hrt.Life just is unfair. I'd probably end my life but then I feel the universe would punish me by making me male again in the next life.
gender dysphoria is a mental illness caused by an atypical brain structure development, in that your brain may have developed in a manner more similar to the opposite sex. Even if you think it won't have any physical effect, HRT can severely lessen the effects of dysphoria
Go jerk off buddy, not everything enjoyable in life is about sex.
It isn't about sex, I'd gladly give up ever having sex or jerking off ever again in my entire life if I just got to be a girl. I want to see a me in the mirror I don't hate. I want to be able to interact with other people and them not see me as and treat me as a guy.
Idk man, you don't HAVE to interact with people or look at the mirror. Not everyone is built for that.
There is no reincarnation. Seek salvation through Jesus Christ. Don't listen to the troony pill pushers that want you to irreversibly damage yourself. He is the only one who can ease your pain. I hope you find solace, friend.
lol loser, you can't get everything you want in life, grow the frick up and get over it.
with enough efforrt and money you can somewhat look female and even have men lust over you
I'm okay with all trans homies that look like this. god dayum.
effort and money can't undo shoulders/ribs
Which is why puberty blockers are so helpful, and why it's so asinine that conservicucks try to ban them.
It's like they want to force every trans person into not passing so they can single them out better.
Because they have no clue how many passing trans people they meet in a day.
>puberty blockers
you must be 18 or older to post on this website
stfu freak, puberty blockers aren't tested and even if they were there's no way to know if the child is actually mentally ill or just a very feminine boy. you freaks want to fricks people life because they like the color pink. have a nice day.
The adam's apple is a dead giveaway
Depends on how horny I am.
>game has romance, is first person or is a modern western game
Male
>else
Female
simple as
>Sex: Female
>Name: female version of my IRL name
Every time without even a second thought.
>Male
>Caucasian
>Blastback hair
>Survivalist beard
it's gaming time.
It doesn't matter what you pick, you are LGBTQ if you play video gaymes.
They're dropping the LGB now, finally.
SEX WITH MEN
kinda gay ngl
>Choose Sex
why are you posting such unashamed hate speech chudderino!?!?!
>You can romance the girls/there are girls that come across as your lover
>Pick Boy
>Otherwise pick Girl
Woah, so hard
it will NEVER say 'sex' again when refering to your gender again will it?
>when refering to your gender
You're pozzed. Gender for people does not exist. Gender applies to words, objects and interests, not people. Only sex exists as it pertains to the sex of a person.
>sex exists
I've never encountered proof of this.
assuming you're at least 25 the word gender was practically the only term used for differentiating sex outside of courtrooms and doctors offices for as long as I can remember but you already knew that. I'm anxiously awaiting your disingenious gaslighting buzzwordy reply you double Black person
if you play female characters in video games then you should be sent to a death camp.
A healthy guy will never choose to play a female character over a male one if there is such option in the game. Only a mentally ill freak would do that, like a troony or gay. Or a person who doesn't care about the game's setting and immersion, a moronic tryhard wannabe pro streamer who is interested only in mechanics and numbers.
If you play female characters in games then do everyone a favour and cut your balls off with a rusty knife and die from gangrene, tetanus or some shit.
>but i dont wanna stare at males ass whole day thats gay lol!!!
The ultimate troony homosexual excuse used by morons in WoW. You are playing a game about a war in a medieval high fantasy world, if it even crosses your mind to look at ass then you should be euthanized. What does your father think of his son who plays some sissy shit online instead of some troll berserker, dwarf mountain king, orc warlord, etc? Jk, freaks like you grow up without fathers.
Stellar Blade is popular no matter how much you want to gaslight people.
A harsh but accurate observation.
>Game has skimpy bikini armor
>Pick woman
>Game does not have skimy bikini armor
>Pick man
It's really that simple OP.
Kek.
If bikini armor is really effective on women and it is lighter than full plate armor, than the logical conclusion will be so.
I will now play your game
Right has his nipples exposed, left doesnt.
What a self own.
If you're making the conscious decision to cover up male nipples, it's basically you admitting male nipples are erotic and sexual, which makes the outfit that specifically goes out of it's way to cover male nipples even more erotic.
Theres almost always no gameplay difference so i go back and forth
So you're genderfluid
>That HAS to mean some secret twitter word
I'm pretty secure with identity, i just like variety in my charactera
yeah sounds like it...
No lol. Gender doesnt exist. He said he doesnt care he picks men and women.
>when ever im horny tell my boss that i'm female and go into the ladies room to enjoy the stench
maybe i was wrong.....
Humiliation ritual thread so anons will bully the discord sisters into a mass grave.
You gave ~~*them*~~ an inch and they took this from you. You're the very thing that killed video games.
THE NORMAL THINKING IS THIS. IM 99% SURE MOST NORMAL PEOPLE THINK LIKE THIS.
IF YOU WANT TO SELF INSERT -> 99% PICKS BOY (REVERSE IF PORN GAME)
IF YOU WANT TO ROMANCE FEMALES -> 99% PICKS GIRL
IF YOU WANT TO WANT TO DO BOTH -> 99% FEMININE MEN PICKS GIRL - 99% CHADS PICKS BOY
SOURCE:MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE
No it's not. .
i play women when i am doing evil runs because women are evil
Your bait doesn't even make sense, you just pick what you usually pick or based on the factors you usually use to decide which to pick. Nothing hard about it.
FPS: boy
TPS: girl
simple as
I of course play as a man since I'm not a troony freak.
i pick girl because i like looking at girls butts, just because i have dreams in my sleep about being a actual girl doesnt mean im trans ok?
That's normal anon. Grass greener and all that.
I'm perfectly happy being a dude. If I got the magical choice to be a cute girl, not some self-mutilating excuse claiming to be a woman, I would. But solid chance that after a while of that, if I got another magical choice to turn back into a 100% man, I'd probably do it too. And so forth.
Wanting to be something else is perfectly natural.
I always pick a bald slightly muscular white male in my games because that's exactly who I am. I'm just projecting myself into the digital world through my avatar.
I used to make bald male characters in my youth and then I unfortunately actually went bald IRL. Think about that.
Bald men are cool if not ugly or weak
Is it the kind of game where some irl people might see me play it
>boy
everything else
>girl
Does anyone actually give a shit aside from Ganker posters?
Quite a while ago I was playing FF Type-0 in class, and some normalgay asked (not expecting an answer) why I was playing as a girl, then another one cuts in and goes "hey weren't you playing as a girl in <some shit> yourself the other day". They laughed it off and fricked off.
Then there was that time years prior when my dad temporarily confiscated my PSP with Tekken DR running and immediately picked Lili.
Ironically, normalgays understand why someone would do this better than anyone who would consciously question it.
I always pick a fat ugly bastard even though irl I'm fit and handsome.
NOOOOOOOO YOU MUST CREATE A CHARACTER THAT YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO. PLAY AS YOUR HECKIN WAIFU RIGHT NOW OR YOU ARE GAY AND ALSO A SELF-INSERTER WITHOUT CREATIVITY.
If it's a third person game and the female characters are hot girl
Boy otherwise
wrong
Girl. And make her cool.
trans
I used to play both but I discovered I usually enjoy my male characters more so these days I usually just play male unless I have a cool idea for a female character
Normal people just pick theirs, if you dont you have something wrong going on in the head.
Mostly male, to either self insert or make badass character. If there's opportunity to make sexy looking character I could fap to- then female.
>Game has romanceable hags
Pick boy
>Game has romanceable shotas and dog
Pick girl
I always pick girls because guys in games are way too masculine compared to how I am irl
post bussy
>Play woman
>get black widow perk
>80% of the enemies are male
Talk about female privilege
Why would you want to sex the boy? Are you gay?
>Is the girl protagonist hot?
>Yes
>Pick girl
>No
>Pick boy
>Like men and women
Easy decision for me.
>no troony options
AAAAAAAAA IM GOING INSANE SAVE ME ESG MAN
I CHOSE THE IMPOSSIBLE
I CHOSE RAPTURE
I play as both men and women in vidya, but I know I'm a man IRL because I'm not mentally ill.
>1st person
boy
>3rd person
girl
Simple ass.
You homosexual OP, literally ripped this shit from Wilbugur's newest video. Actually fricking sat there watching the video and thought this was shit was some Ganker thread material and screenshot it holy shit
>Choose sex
yes