Am I really the only straight white male in existence that finds this shit to be fricking pathetic?
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Am I really the only straight white male in existence that finds this shit to be fricking pathetic?
Post your nose.
>>>DAH JOOS IS MAEKIN THA HECKIN' SOCIETY SUBVERTIN' PORNORINOS!
>>>DAH JOOS IS AGAINST THE HECKIN' BASED JAPANESEY PORNORINO GAMES!! SHOW ME YOUR NOOOOOSE
You can't have it both ways you fricking schitzo.
Midwit. Of course israelites can be(and are) simultaneously responsible for hardcore pornography and also the censorship of Japanese games. You perceiving these facts to be in opposition doesn't make them less true.
false equivalence as ~~*usual*~~
first post best post
What? battle maids?
You should tell me the name of the game so I can watch the trailer and totally make fun of it with you
Found it
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1685960/Operation_Lovecraft_Fallen_Doll/
Thanks anon. Gonna keep this on my watch list
Boy I sure love getting babysitted by my government.
AHAHAHAHAH, DUETSCHBAG CUUUUNT. SHOULDN'TA LOST THOSE WORLD WARS EH PUSSY!?
>implying getting assfricked by authoritarians (right wing edition) would be any better than getting assfricked by authoritarians (left wing edition)
I'll check it out there.
Just grab it from F95.
What’s the United Parcel Service got to do with anything?
That's what you get for being a UPS worker. Stop stomping my packages and crushing everything. Amazon no longer believes every package arrives damaged.
worked at ups for seasonal, ur packages get stomped because it gets mixed in with other shit that can weigh over 70lbs
Dont know much about amazon but ik the requirement working there was to lift 50lbs at max
average German
thanks partner. time to dust off the headset
>roguelike
what does that even mean?
Randomly generated dungeon crawling.
with next gen 3d pussy in 3rd person? I'm thinking based.
>Unity engine coomer bait
>OP is probably game creator self advertising
four season passes every year plus paid character packs lmao
>These came from a game named Victoria 2 which is one of my favorite.
Unbelievably based.
Oh it's worse
game has been a patreon scam for years, delivering nothing for six months at a time while promising the world. It was supposed to come out ages ago but never did with no word but more paid dlc promises
Bonus
apparently it took them four months to add pubes to the girls (there's two models lol)
and then it took them a month to design a few hats
So wait for it to actually come out and pay for it then? Only idiots shit money into patreons.
A lot of people pay after their wiener
A lot of people also just leave their patreons ticking even if the dev hasn't updated in years
Oh, those morons who spend $200+ a month on subscriptions they don't even use?
here's the absolute state of operation lovecraft as of now
>4 paid season passes a year
>paid character packs
>paid costume packs via patreon(these have been going on for years and several of the advertised characters still aren't in the game)
>"no paying for currency", but patreon donations will turn into ingame currency
>censored for steam
>always online
>mandatory multiplayer
>gacha
They kickstartered a gacha game???
>western erogame
patreon scam that will never be finished
Name of that game?
Holy Knight Ricca
Thanks, man!
let me guess western man
you need more
>GAZE INTO THE ABYSS, AND jerk off WHEN IT GAZES BACK
fricking based
Very smooth shilling guys!
>scroll through page
>monster
>interracial
Another one for the ignore list
pleb
>interracial
I hate WMBF too
Why is OP b***hing about a porn game having porn?
For (You)s
nice
Was this the one that started censoring the game?
where can i see the card building and strategy gameplay all i see is sex
Youre secretly a gay ass homosexual homie
What game
gays are not welcomed
I think its that new Girls Frontline game
You know, I tried playing Girls Frontline. It's boring.
Almost all these no-taste pandering games are boring. If they were good games, they wouldn't need to pander
What's a good non-dead ancient game that doesn't pander so I can laugh at your braindead comprehension of marketability.
Literally any answer I give you will just pretend you don't like because your objective is to argue.
So I won't be answering your question
call of duty
The second one looks like it might be good. Looks like anime XCom.
Instantly, my boner dissappeared.
It's Project Lovecraft you imbeciles
Probably yeah.
It's a porn game, dude.
>NO ITS NOT ITS TOTALLY SERIOUS
yeah like subverse, right?
Its cringy
It's porn. You jerk off to the hot chicks.
If you don't like it, find something else, simple as.
>some shitty porn game
>Nooo! You can't like gratuitous weird shit to be gratuitous and weird because it happens to men too!
It's all fricking pathetic.
>make game intended for male audience
>"NOOO ITS GRATUITIOUS AND WEIRD NOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE ATTRACTIVE WOMEN/BODIES IN VIDEO GAMES"
why don't you do what you fat morons always scream at everyone else to do and
let
people
enjoy
things
🙂
I don't know what that is but why is it pathetic?
Nah. I used to be up my own ass and overly judgmental about sex appeal in media as well. Then I grew up.
No, I feel like there's a fine line between sexy and cringe. Attractive female 2d that is scantily clad is great, but the more blatant you are the more obnoxious it gets. I've felt this way since I was 12 so it's not just my fading old man libido.
Sometimes less is more. That said I'll still fap to it, I just have no respect for it.
You're not straight or white, israelite
Op here, I'm actually a raging homosexual and my boyfriend is in the next room playing my little pony.
You're taking an erotic game way too seriously. I used to be like you, then I realised that not everything has to be gritty and realistic. Sometimes things can be unapologetically ridiculous and that's fine, because it's fricking fantasy. That's the point. Once you realise that, you can enjoy fan service-y games and whacky japanese shit way more without beating yourself up because it isn't realistic.
>Realistic
No, I just think maid outfits with cat ears and tacticool battle gear with glasses and assault rifles to be...
Immature. Beneath what a fully grown adult male should deem enjoyable I suppose.. yeah, yeah, "muh sex" sex is for adults. Not children. Especially not child-brained man children.
>Beneath what a fully grown adult male should deem enjoyable
You mean the adopted persona you have as cope so that you could attract women without them looking down on you.
Uhh, OKAY incel
I'll wait for the grown adult to respond because you clearly have nothing MATURE to say
You are, at most, 25.
>You are, at most, 25.
frick you
If you really thought that you could just ignore it. No need to whine online like this effects you.
>literally stop liking things I don't
have a nice day.
I just want you to grow up anon, that's all.
Children go around being concerned with maturity
Stop being insecure.
Yeah, it's silly, immature even
Coming on here to on this site and this board to make a thread and cry about makes you immature and pathetic in a different way
>normal people
>oh cool that looks sexy, it doesnt seem like my type of game but I support anyone who enjoys it
>you
>THIS IS PATHETIC AND IMMATURE "MUH SEX" FOR CHILDREN BRAINED ADULTS
lol
>Immature.
A word that describes b***hhomosexuals who spend more than an hour a day on social media and hop onto Ganker perfectly, as well as overgrown mutts who still play video games at their age, such as yourself. So the game is tailored for your kind dumbfrick.
You're on an image board dedicated to electronic toys m8.
You are either a profoundly insecure male bordering on homosexuality or you are an insincere woman pretending to be a man.
I don't care to find out which, have a nice day.
I did when I was 12 but then I grew up and realized that sexual attraction is a normal part of being human.
are you seriously complaining about the sex appeal in a porn game
>PropertySex didn't teach me about investing at all! Society is collapsing.
>porn game
>it has porn in it
>how could the be happening to me
Or I guess it's a shill tactic.
You are a man with integrity and taste who likes conviction, substance, and style. You like something to be portrayals of meaning and you value art for what it can present instead of being a thing that titillates and release. You aren't subjected to a need for serotonin release due to low testosterone or fried dopamine receptors. You can separate moments of cooming and moments of experience. When you see a fantasy setting, you see dragons, knights, wizards, and the struggles of medieval life. When a coomer sees a fantasy setting, they only care whether it follows their homosexualry and their shit-eating tranime tropes/fetishes.
Thank you, based dabbing Luigi poster, you are a king.
>MEN
>ANGRY
>ABOUT
>breasts
I don't think there's a lower lifeform than that.
This, It's just an incel under a million layers of denial
>Uhm, acktually women don't look attractive in real life, women actually look like ugly men in drag.
That quote from the horizon devs explaining why aloy looks like nikocado had them flat out say that she was too feminine. And they thought that feminine=weak.
Also see
>literally a porn coomer game
what happened OP you finally pressed "i am 18+" on steam?
There is zero percent chance this turns out even decent. All WEG shit is just low effort cashgrabs, including Wilf Life
you're just gay and a hapa
no it just means you lost your virginity and this shit doesnt have a such a hold on you anymore
I fricked a prostitute last week and I still want to play this coom game.
Yes
>Am I really the only straight
You're not fooling anyone, homosexual.
Probably,
Anyways, moving on....I say the gameplay trailers and I must say everything looks pretty nice, but I think the sex sound effects are too loud and exaggerated. I'm not going to play this, but it looks great.
You're not straight.
Simple as.
>straight
Nuh uh
Thank you for the advertisement, homosexual OP. Downloading the demo as we speak and wishlisted.
Have fun with the demo because that's almost all the content they made before trying to turn it into a gacha game and going on a year long hiatus.
Great ad op
No, because you are not straight but a homosexual. Also some b***hboy who plays video games and spends as much time on social media as you do is in no position to call anything pathetic, especially if you go on Ganker.
>that pic
we are truly in a world of overwhelming decadence
what are you Irish?
>the game part is some turn based card game shit
so close.
Nah, there are plenty of white dudes who are like you OP.
Y'know, the gays who call themselves straight and then get caught sucking dicks in the men's bathroom.
Ok Lil Nas X.
>has pics like this saved on his pc to own the libs
I will never understand.
>own the libs
I don't give a frick about political labels though, you are a dumb Black personhomosexual no matter which political spectrum's balls you suck on for life meaning and identity that you lack.
>you are a dumb Black personhomosexual
Does that mean you have a pic of me saved on your pc somewhere?
I for one, wholeheartedly agree, maid outfits and overly frilly shit in general looks fricking disgusting and it's amazing how overrated it is. I'm of the opinion that tastefully erotic battle armor, Karate gear and athletic wear is infinitely superior.
haha yeah it looks totally lame and bad and cringe
I don't know about pathetic but it does look dumb. And also hot.
No. Actual adults* know it's shallow. (*Does not include SJW's who only cry about it because they want validation and attention from females).
I got $20 says you shapeshift often between "us white people" and "I'm not white." post nose & twitter.
I find WEGs pathetic too but this piece of shit at least has decent monsters I can rip and port into superior nihon h-game
Does this crap still have obligatory multiplayer?
I'm with you. These homosexuals would never admit to liking and playing shit like this in real life because people would look at them like they're lepers. We're on an image board for outcasts and losers though so you can't be surprised when they come here to discuss their nuclear cringe.
your gif doesn't match your post
also I discuss coomer games with my IRL friends and gf btw
sounds like your gf and friends are also losers anon. at least you have them, though
>I'm with you. These homosexuals would never admit to liking and playing shit like this in real life because...
You talk to people about watching porn?
Describe exactly why it's pathetic without sounding like a homosexual or a butthurt woman.
Because it's not actual ass? It's a bunch of triangles tightly packed to represent a drawing some nerds/trannies made at some sweat shop in order to get people like you hard.
It ain't real.
an "actual ass" is just reflected light, no different from a bunch of pixels
I haven't seen this level of cope in a while
am I wrong?
Both male and female asses come from the same chromosome base, so liking male ass isn't gay.
am I wrong?
Male bodies are lower in bodyfat, which gives the ass a different shape.
So yes.
>Male bodies are lower in bodyfat
Not yours though
Projection if I've ever seen it.
>an "actual ass" is just reflected light
?t=96
If this was an ecchi korean game it would be pathetic, but it's explicitly an R18+ porn game so it gets a pass
Sadly yes. Straightoids are extremely moronic.
For me it’s the mixing porn and firearm worship that’s weird, why the frick does your jerkoff material have to include so much military equipment it’s bizarre.
That way we can jack off to the girls and the guns at the same time!
guns are cool
Yes.
Why are you americans like this? Why do you cut off the end of your dicks and hate sex? What's wrong with you?
>americans
From what I've seen, the rest of the western world isn't any better. At least we've got the first amendment and won't jail people for hurting the feelings of a man who chopped his dick off.
>The behavior of people who were born and raised in my country and have never set foot in America is America's fault! We're not responsible for ourselves!
>Also, we're intellectually superior and America needs to learn from us!
>people on this board will still defend genital mutilation most likely due to their permanent brain damage from it
>schizo preemptively arguing against the voices in his head
you will never know what real sex feels like due to being mutilated, get over it
Can you imagine it? Having a procedure done to you so young you'll never remember it and yet it permanently alters your capability of reasoning and emotions. Do they even imagine the kind of person they could have been if they weren't genitally mutilated at birth?
Those are Canadians though, they don't have any rights.
Behind every evil in the world there is an american.
Isn't circumcision illegal in Canada now?
No way. It would make it impossible for israelites and muslims to circumcise their children.
im not white but yeah those asses could be way fatter
Today OP was a gay.
Americans cannot help themselves. Being genitally mutilated as newborns they stay mentally as children their whole lives. This causes them to hate sexuality and instead fetishize violence.
A whole country of mentally ill people.
You're right but your pic has nothing do with american sexual repression.
Yes, Eric, women should indeed all be ugly. Yes, Eric, you definitely speak for women, even though you try to get a woman fired for disagreeing with what you think. With your help the industry can finally become mature and healthy
>accredited video game designer
>accredited
I honestly blame the rise of video game "academies" for a whole lot, from the general cultural shift to a decline in quality, and industry wide homogenization.
Shit was better when it was just a mix of autistic programmers, and literature majors who after failing to get a real job just fell into game writing in the mid 90's.
>A roguelike strategy game featuring squad tactics and deck building, paired with a real-time sexually explicit third person sandbox
this does not bring joy
They cannot help themselves.
>allegedly
Non americans cannot produce anything so this will continue to happen.
Psychologists will tell you that when someone suffers severe sexual trauma they will sometimes stay at that age mentally their entire lives.
This is why child molesters were often molested as children.
Americans meanwhile suffer extreme sexual abuse as newborns. This causes them to become enraged and angry at female sexuality because to them sexuality is pain. It's been burned into their mind just after they were born. This causes them to fetishize the violence of them having their dicks cut off and at the same time have a burning hatred for female sexuality.
What accounts for the change, then? If your theory is correct, then America would never have produced the images on the left
Not that anon but my uneducated guess as to the reason for the change is, back then it was cool to chase your passion for the arts. Now it's uncool to do that. Among rational people, I mean.
EU and UK normal sexualism. Tomb Raider was a UK game. Japan and France were producing sexually charged comics in response to America's very tame violence orientated comics of the 90's. Americans attempting to catch up with them for the sake of sales and profits adopted european and japanese ideals on sexuality.
Of course now americans dominate the market sexuality has been squeezed out as problematic and instead violence fetishism and murder porn have taken it's place.
There is one thing to remember of course. Circumcision will have varying effects. Some will be very deeply effected by it and others not so much. If americans have created and enjoyed sexually explicit video games it is in spite of circumcision. While those who do not most certainly have the reaction they do because of that sexual trauma they suffered after being born.
circumcision rates in the US have been trending down for a long time. its a combination of puritan values, corporate advertisers avoiding anything not deemed "brand safe", and misandrist lesbians taking over the education system
80% of the US population is circumcised.
check the difference between california and west virginia
I don't care? Americans are Americans.
America is like six countries culturally. You've got the west coat, the Mormon area centered around Utah (lots of massive temples), middle America, Texas, the northeast, and the south.
>10% of the US (orange) makes 90% of the money yet we change things an listen to anything (blue) has to say
this game is rigged
Cities don't actually make money. israelites just invented this meme stat called GDP which says if you spend 10 billion and earn 11 billion it's more impressive and important than someone just making 1 billion flat. It costs a lot to live in and support a city so in their meme system it looks like they generate money.
>implying people who live in the city make more than the absolute bare minimum to survive
If minimum wage kept up with the real value of labor it would be $50/hour
Jews have always circumcised their slaves, so this should be no surprise!
what game ?
Gamers are pathetic, get used to it. You are just as bad for letting it get to your head and posting a thread about it.
>Am I the only normalhomosexual?
No
Gtfo of my board, fat frick israelite israelite
I have news for you. You're not straight.
>a real-time sexually explicit third person sandbox supporting up to 10 players on the same map.
What the hell is this even gonna be like? Just some coomer lobby or are people gonna get weird/creative
whats the problem ?
You’re just a simp.
Yea it's degen shit, most guys got no class theses days
Have doubts that you are straight or male.
What you meant to say was "am I the only white male" anon.
In case you haven't noticed, pride month is over you fricking homosexual.