The racoon should be the fire type being that a lot of garbage is flamable, and it could be a fire/poison line.
The skunk should be a grass type, and instead of smelling like shit it uses aroma therapy. grass fairy
The Possom being water type is accurate being that it's found in creeks from time to time. It should be water ghost since it plays dead.
>Skunk
Grass type, just gets bigger. Its signature move is brapping out a cloud of powder and introduces a new Stinky weather type. A skunk starter would have to be grass because they'd never have a pokemon like this farting out fire or pissing out water. >Raccoon
Water type, based around cleaning and evolves into a janny, ability and moves themed around cleaning up garbage, and also eating garbage so it gets a water type HP draining move. >Possum
Fire type, themed around being dead with early access to suicide moves and a lot of recoil moves. Its final form becomes possum-shaped missile that's part steel and gets a signature move where it launches itself at the target and explodes, causing recoil damage but guaranteeing a burn.
me with an F22
Skunk is the waifu, isnt it?
It can be if you really want it
Lel
grass snake (french royalty)
fire pig (based on a chinese tale)
water otter (samurai/shogun)
these would be perfect for american starters
Fat pig
A coon
Another fat abomination
Fat pig ( usual amerimutts)
A coon (Black folk)
Another fat abomination (any other freak of nature Americans)
there is simply no way this would ever happen under any circumstances. you are off your rocker my friend.
The racoon is grass type
The skunk is fire type
The possom is water type
The racoon should be the fire type being that a lot of garbage is flamable, and it could be a fire/poison line.
The skunk should be a grass type, and instead of smelling like shit it uses aroma therapy. grass fairy
The Possom being water type is accurate being that it's found in creeks from time to time. It should be water ghost since it plays dead.
I'd have gone water racoon, fire skunk and grass opossum.
Trash Panda!
American Rat
Learns Dig, Nasty Plot, Payday and Taunt
More like American Coon
With the item leftover fentanyl.
>American starters
>Post your imagination
Burgermon, friesmon and a shakemon
Fire bald Eagle
The raccoon is the obvious choice.
Which is the baramon?
Tunnel rat with a small hat
Grass/Fairy Eagle
Fire/Dragon Elephant
Water/Ice Donkey
Elephant and Donkey don't have any advantage over each other
Eagle beats both
prairie dog
beaver
bald eagle
>Skunk
Grass type, just gets bigger. Its signature move is brapping out a cloud of powder and introduces a new Stinky weather type. A skunk starter would have to be grass because they'd never have a pokemon like this farting out fire or pissing out water.
>Raccoon
Water type, based around cleaning and evolves into a janny, ability and moves themed around cleaning up garbage, and also eating garbage so it gets a water type HP draining move.
>Possum
Fire type, themed around being dead with early access to suicide moves and a lot of recoil moves. Its final form becomes possum-shaped missile that's part steel and gets a signature move where it launches itself at the target and explodes, causing recoil damage but guaranteeing a burn.
>they'd never have a pokemon like this farting out fire
Skuntank can learn flamethrower
I want a possum pokemon so bad. Make it the early rodent mon, but when it evolves it's a normal/ghost type (playing possum).
Are raccoons violent? Can I pick him up?
>Bear
>Groundhog
>Alligator
Bald eagle would be the legendary.