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I like it
Skitarii already cut off their legs, the big scary skitarii assassins add digitigrade legs, here's a guy with big spotter legs
So is
The shill on this board is tragic.
like it too, just wished he had a cape 'cause i have trouble with greenstuff capes
Look up making capes. Much less of a pain in the dick to make.
Making capes with masking tape. Somehow I forgot the actual important part.
>Should a sniper remain stealthy or at least be able to hide in cover?
>Nah lets put them on stilts
No. Individual. Offense. Is. Intended. Meatbag.
>Posts something entirely unrelated
The Abrams is in hull down, not mounted on a giant jack so it can be raised 20 feet into the air.
If you look at the stilts, you can see that they are retractable.
>see farther
>shoot farther
>what could possibly go wrong
Mechanicus logic.
Their is an option of one of the dragoon models that comes with a sniper rifle.
It's a better, more interesting concept than this cartoonish (in a fricking bad way) idiots idea.
Pogo Longshanks
>get on stilts only to die instantly
I though GW was doing away with reddit memetroons and making 40k more tactical and serious but I guess I was wrong.
You must be at least 18 years old to post here
t. reddit troon
This is the most moronic fricking thing I have ever seen. You literally enjoy fan-fiction-tier moronation that some 10-year-old would imagine. It's the most cringe thing I have ever seen and has been the most embarrassing blight on the majestic hobby and art that is wargaming. I actually know ten year old boys who would quickly recognize this as being stupid as hell and dislike it. They are more sophisticated and intelligent than every GW fanboy piggy wiggy.
Nice work on avoiding that copyright there James. If you gave him a bow rather instead of his rifle, Arkane Studios might have thrown a fit
An anon shooped a snipped version for comparisons https://minicompare.info/?sydonian-skatros=&sydonian-skatros-snipped=&skitarii-ranger-a=
I think it's loosely based off of that African tribe known for using stilts to watch over their farms?
Well it definitely looks moronic so I guess that fits.
yeah
I genuinely hate people who draw shit like this
Thye need reddit gold to feed their checking doggo
This is the fanbase you chose. Own it.
no. the fanbase I chose nearly 20 years ago had nothing to do with homosexual shit like this. it's all on you
I like that we can't say the name of the part of r*ddit they come from, but they certainly are homosexuals huh.
if you've been tricked into not liking this because it's casually sexual I actually feel bad for you, please get help and have sex
Imagine genuinely thinking like this massive homosexual. How do you become such a coombrain?
You mindbroken coom-brained homosexual. Transexual furries like yourself need to be rounded up and shot. Keep your perversions away from fun hobbies like tabletop gaming. Christ, imagine unironically defending the image in question. You gotta ask yourself some serious life questions. On a scale from "massively" to "impossible to articulate", how disappointed are your parents in you?
You’re response shouldn’t be that long I’m not even gonna read it because it’s obviously schizo seething
I'm sorry that an anon not sharing your fetish for animated AdMech femboys has insulted you.
Warhammer already attracts unsavoury characters in the form of sweaty, greasy moronic neckbeards. It does not need another group of social pariahs - transexual pedo furries, many of whom I'm sure enjoy checking out the 13 year old boys at their LGS with hopes of grooming them into their pervert cult.
Why do you mind neckbeards? You hold the same views as them.
>if you're not a furry pedo like me you're a neckbeard!!!!!
Don't you have some shota to beat off to? Go ahead, post screens from your 1TB of Tau hentai so we can laugh at you.
I didn't say you were a neckbeard.
Oh I'm sorry. I'll correct myself. You implied I should like neckbeards and that we have the same opinions because I am not in favour of sexualising plastic toy soldiers. Why are you into this stuff? Why can't you just enjoy Warhammer like a normal person instead of shoehorning your degenerate fetishes into the hobby
I also never said I enjoy that stuff.
Then shut the frick up and go away
Before that can you answer my original question which was: Why don't you like neckbears despite holding the same opinions as them?
Because they're cringey filthy fat stinky sexually repressed failures. Sharing a singular opinion with someone doesn't mean see eye-to-eye on everything. Stop being moronic.
See that wasn't so hard. You could have just said that the first time and not insultingly call me a pedophile and out words in my mouth.
I'll stop putting words in your mouth when you stop putting your dick in children.
I already said I don't enjoy that stuff.
>enjoy Warhammer like a normal person
When you mean normal person do you mean people like yourself? Because you don't sound like a normal person.
>Why can't you just enjoy Warhammer like a normal person instead of shoehorning your degenerate fetishes into the hobby
morons will dance around never answering this.
>Enter hobby with a distinct aesthetic
>water it down with the gayest, blandest anime-style art and subject matter possible.
How often do you see "degenerate fetishes shoehorned into the hobby" in real life?
Repressed self-loathing is a thing. Next time you see him, he'll be convincing you he's actually a woman.
>Keep your perversions away from fun hobbies like tabletop gaming
How does that digital picture effect the tabletop game in real life?
You are a porn addicted homosexual. Go outside and touch grass you estrogenic waste of space.
Porn brained degenerates like you disgust me.
Fricking seaman demon furry troony Black person I fricking hate this homosexual shit in everything
>uwu I'm such a cute femboy twink owo
Then a bunch fricking ugly homosexual and ugly fat homosexuals with beards post who fricking wholsome heken Cutearino this gorilla homosexual shit is. I fricking hate this cum Black personhell shit I fricking hate orgasm I hate sax I wish humans reproduced asexual like amibas were a male and female just "touch" each outher to create life. No seman Black person usery or mastorbatory homosexualry required just love and compassion and effection.
Gooner coomer Black folk need death. Total gooner coomer death.
Yes I know some one was already being a sperg but this was the gayness shit imaginable that you deserve more sperging
if humans reproduced like amoebas do I guarantee you there'd be hundreds of artists drawing people sensually holding hands and erotically transferring DNA through skin-to-skin contact
Yes and it would be much more wholsome
What's wrong with that
10/10
In another age, it would have been easy for me to ignore, but these days there's too much homosexualry on this gay Earth as it is.
Idk anon. It seems kinda cute and their creativity isn't hurting anyone else.
They make ridic shit, people make fun of it.
Based
Uooh cute stilt legged twink
CUTE
would
Artist is Archon of Flesh
quality content
This homie kinda cute a little wild he puts his face to all the torture porn he creates
>he
Anon, I know the whole chink sameface thing makes it hard to tell the difference, but...
Is it a troony because he consistently refers theystself as gay and a twink
Makes sense because they don't know how to draw dicks despite it being one of the easiest things to get reference for on the internet.
I thought trannies could be spotted from a mile away.
FTMs are harder to catch
More likely you're full of shit.
It's true. There's not really a female equivalent of the 6ft+, adams apple like a trebuchet shot, and stubble that could be graded like sandpaper. Even a super buxom chick can just wear a big jacket, no makeup, scruffy hair, pow, looks like a twink. I would know because I like that.
But that a degenerate
I can only imagine the staggering number of confused twinks this man is hitting on by accident.
Still waiting for Skitarii Praetorians.
>frickhueg ultra-cybernetically enhanced skitarii as big as a space marine
>covered in crazy kill-tech
>can pump themselves full of combat-stims to go plus ultra on enemies of the omnissiah
>basically just the mechanicus answer to astartes
One day. I have faith we will get them one day.
Nope never will
> 30k Mechanicum took these ideas and ran with them
> butthurt Jes then decreed 40k Admech must look DIFFERENT and UNIQUE
> results in this shit
It's all one man's hubris
Man I love everything about the Mechanicum's aesthetics and unit lineup and honestly kind of despise modern AdMech's aesthetics and units.
I hope if we ever get a DarkMech type codex we actually get a two-in-one codex, with one army being DarkMech, and the other just being rogue forge worlds that use the 30k units & design.
I unironically like the cowboy skittari
It's crazy that GW is such a big company now that you have inhouse rivalries between fantasy, sigma, 40k, 30k and the other games. Except LOTR I guess.
> What if we took those dudes and make them not!space marines?
How? How can you manage to be LESS creative than even GW?
Lame Space marine ersatz
I like him.
Won't happen, because they'd make space marines less special. Why get the boring armor men when you could have the chad mystic cyborg version?
No way that is real.
Its pretty cringe and yet so close to actual kino.
god, dishonored was cool
funniest shit I've ever seen
The difference in model quality between 40k and AOS is staggering.
Guess they know 40k players will slurp up everything.
40k is given to inexperienced sculptors because corporare demands re-poses of existing stuff a lot of the time and competant guys are bored of that
Their best model range is Horus Heresy, mainly because they're capable of restraint (the Primarchs and their scenic bases are still shitty, tho). I have no interest in 30k, but it seems like they actually respect and understand the material.
Let's not pretend AoS models are good now.
why is the lead dorf so symmetrical
is UNITIИU in warhammer now
I don't knwo if you've noticed but 99% of animals are symetrical
It's an actual theme in that faction. Even a bunch of art in their army book is focused on symmetry.
POWERFUL SYMM-MMYS
cope
The final insult is that this pic doesn't even show the actual best miniatures of AoS.
That pic is like 3 years old
There was even cooler stuff around 3 years ago
You know it's one of the best looking models in the range, right?
The sob models all look great, butterfaces but great
>another he-man reference
wrong thread moron, YWNBAW or a grog for that matter
Please speak english.
digging up the same models from 2016 are we ?
>ugly ass models
>nearly 8 years go by
>still not replaced
MANLETS
BTFO
What are the normies saying about it? I can only hope they hate it half as much as I hate it
He kind of stands out in the crowd.
Someone justify to me how this doesn't get you shot easier. I will accept nearly any excuse.
>Someone justify to me how this doesn't get you shot easier. I will accept nearly any excuse.
You can extend and retract the legs, allowing you to dodge in 3 dimensions?
Isn't this thing a stealth unit as well?
>Isn't this thing a stealth unit as well?
Holy shit I'm just now realizing that this is just ripoff of that one upgrade no one chose in Wolfenstein: New Colossus that gives you battle stilts
Reminds me more of the Dishonored Tallboys personally, but yeah, same gist.
if the stiltguy actually looked like a tallboy I would love it, that's way more fitting with admech and 40k's aesthetics than meme clown stilts. The fact they have platforms to stand on and not cartoonish long twig legs (that also are likely to snap to pieces the moment a gentle breeze touches the model), the fact it has built-in cover and shielding so the sniper isn't just purely a sitting duck, and no moronic buttplug tail are all huge improvements.
you could totally insert pic related to 40k basically unchanged, they make for great dystopian enforcers with a unique silhouette. just make them red and give them skitarii hoods.
>admech unit
>looks silly
pick 2
Skiitarri and making non body horror admech was a mistake
It’s still body horror, look at them. They’d be a mess if you removed their bolted on bits.
It’s just overpowered by a long long pair of silly sticks
It's a completely different genre, organ transplantation horror. The real admech should be so overdesigned that you shouldn't even be able to tell what the frick that is when you look at them.
They could have made the legs a bit cooler at least. Maybe standing digitrade etc. so they look less goofy, more predatory, and maybe a little more interesting?
I think this was a lazy sculpt using the cover of zaniness but I could be wrong.
Also Video game logic dictates he should have an explosive weapon not a precision weapon.
uhhh.. nice strap, but how exactly is he planning to sling the rifle over his shoulder/back?
Also lmao at the exaust tube. If they are being moronic on purpose anyway, they should have put it in the front thought for maximum meme factor.
When did 40kids start being such puritan?
>Always like Mechanicus
>Mechanicum comes out
>Disappointed but they grow on me
>Buy some units make an army, convert Ordo Reductor tanks using that plague tank or whatever and a custom magos
>See Mechanicus
>Literally only good units are HQs, karaphrons, skitarii, sicarians, and maybe chicken walkers
>Everything else is a moronic goofy meme
I'm very fond of electropriests.
>a SECOND skitarii sydonian raidum jezail sniper on tall legs
very original, a vital hole in the codex only having the one of them, glad we got it instead of more cult mech
What would you've added?
probably a second legio cybernetica unit since its an getting an entire detachment for just 1 model currently
But they're so boring.
so then make one that isn't boring?
thats the point of new models
Between all the robot models that were released so far, there's no longer a way to make them interesting without breaking the already established aesthetic.
>breaking the already established aesthetic.
i can say with confidence the 40k team don't give a frick about that right now
he's stealthy because the exhaust from his fart pipe makes him hidden in a cloud
I feel like the pose here is unfortunate. If they opted for one mid sprint/stride it would look cooler and maybe a bit more menacing but as it stands it just reminds me of pic rel
Those knee joints are terrible
They either look they only bend at the very top, or can't bend at all
Don’t care. I will always prefer GW to take risks and make weird models than everything become bland and monotonous like primaris.
Turning AdMech into steampunkshit was the second biggest mistake 40k designers have ever made.
Boy, he's hung like a grox
It really is a stupid looking model.
I like the part where his arm is holding the replacement cartridge with its pinky extended.
wait if he's kotted out with goggles and and arm mpunted with a camera tgat's feeding data...why does his rifle need a scope?
This piece of shit literally looks like an amateur conversion
It's definitely amateur.
Why make it stilts though? Baby carrier/backpack seems to be more reasonable. It's just pure grimderp.
I like it. People seem to forget that 40k was never about realism or being tactically sound.