>ancient logitech controller with hot-glued stick enlargements for no reason
No wonder they crashed.
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>ancient logitech controller with hot-glued stick enlargements for no reason
it's bluetooth and they didn't even have a backup
what the frick were they thinking
the computer the controller is connected to could obviously control the sub too
>obviously
I wouldn't count on it.
I thought he said they had multiples of that controller on board.
frick it we gaan
>this inescapable Titanic sub story
YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT'S THE REASON PEOPLE KEEP MAKING LOGITECH CONTROLLER THREADS?!
b***h chill
it's like this every week for a different meme story
should've used a Dreamcast controller instead
Punchline is the wacky controller. It should be the last panel. How do you fail to sequence four panels.
Objectively wrong, last panel of his doomed expression is priceless.
>character looks at thing
>we see it through his eyes
Normal person's comic
>we see thing
>character looks at thing
Schizo's comic
bruh you are a zoomer and have never read comics in your life, stfu.
embarrasing
The punchline is that he knows he's made a mistake
The original of that is older than you are.
made me laugh
lmao, exactly how I puctured this. Why would a billionaire entrust his life into the hands of this mad man?
sus?
Bottom left fish in the left panel
What's with the fricking dildos on the sticks? They just make it awkward as frick to use. Fricking moronic boomers.
?t=30
The issue isn't having extensions on the sticks, it's the shape of the extensions.
You are a dumb moronic schizo homosexual and you need to take your meds. Whenever an event like this happens it gets tons of threads. You're probably too much of a newbie to remember the football team getting trapped in the cave but it was the same shit.
Honestly, I believe he would hold them like you would a pencil, which is why they're so tall and skinny.
That would be an extremely uncomfortable grip.
4u
So, he tucks the controller tightly in his lap while awkwardly fiddling the sticks with both hands? lol
you must have some long as frick thumbs to operate those sticks though
it makes small movements slightly easier to do. you use your index finger and thumb.
you can try similar at home with pencil.
place it vertically against table. now place your thumb and index finger at the base of the pencil (you can imagine it's base of wiener if that helps you). try to make very small motions. now place the same fingers on top and try the same and you should noticethe difference. (again you can imagine it's the head of a wiener if that helps)
It makes it easier to do small, precise movements, which I would assume are needed for a commercial deep-sea sub.
Would make it shit for gaming and quick changes of direction, but that's not the point of it.
Stock standard controller would still do perfectly well, but trust a boomer to DIY glue some needless shit on because he thinks he's always the smartest guy in the room.
Why does the controller matter when they have a above water platform which is responsible for recovering the sub to the surface?
Why can't they find the platform that's very close to the known wreckage of titanic?
it wasn't tethered.....
Sounds strange because all the pictures they have of the sub (somewhere else obviously) show at least one or two lines going outside the frame. Which would indicate some kind of connection to the platform above the surface.
thikn that's to lower it from the ship to the water or tow-line
The plot thickens.
Doesn't Cameron own one too?
Camerons was decommissioned and sent to the scrap yard because of wear and tear accumulated over many voyages
Gabe goes down there and saves the day
It would be the end of Epic Games.
>It's a marketing stunt to present the Steam Controller 2
kek just imagine
>BREAKING: Gabe Newell's Steam Sub, powered by the Steam Controller, saved the day
Am I witnessing a psyop? Why is there a steady stream of these threads over nothing.
What do you mean "over nothing"?
When rich people frick up, its global news.
Because its funny? A bunch of rich morons rode a bathtub to the bottom of the sea and died because they're cheap israelites
Ukraine War is going badly for the West
Trump is stomping on the Swamp once again
Black people are murdering whites daily
You know the usual, don't worry they will probably go back to pushing the UFO psyop again soon maybe even make a truly big hoax this time.
Please stay on your containment board.
Yeah, back to /po/!
This
Go back. You are NOT welcome here.
>You are NOT welcome here.
Cope. Dilate. troony. Ganker was always a right wing board.
Ganker was rightfully racist and sexist but not political, newbie. The entire internet wasn't.
race and sex is ~~*political*~~ now, hence the state of the board
Based, deserves the trips of truth. You were robbed.
>a right wing board
I hate election tourists so much it's unreal.
>Ganker was always a right wing board
You must have joined in 2016.
>Ganker was always a right wing board.
sure triggered the troons, lmao
technically Ganker is just stupid Ganker and Ganker is supremely contrarian, we spammed Obama pics when he won cause Christina repubs always shit on vidya and we laughed when Trump got elected, so it goes
Shut up already autist
Everyone loves Schadenfreude.
>interesting thing happening right now that can be talked about with no repercussions
>psyop
Man, shut up. This is pretty common.
This is even more moronic than the UFO balloons
>Am I witnessing a psyop?
Do you have schizophrenia? It's worldwide news that a bunch of rich morons are stuck in a DIY submarine.
>It's worldwide news
Oh, so it's a psyop.
A psyop for what? For what reason? What are you convinced that they are trying to peddle or achieve?
Not him, but someone else proposed some other shit is currently going down, and that they're using this story to drown out the other event.
What other shit is currently going down
That's the point. We don't know, because all the news is reporting on the sub.
tanks going through city streets and other shit in like 20 states since father's day, no idea if it's overhyped though
>tanks going through city streets and other shit in like 20 states since father's day
That's literally just the yearly standard practices, plus they are doing stuff like that whenever the president visits another state.
I hope you're right, and the others saying that these yearly drills seem way bigger than the past ones are wrong
Only other thing I can think of is China getting ready to rape Taiwan
2 more weeks
But they're always getting ready to rape Taiwan
They've been saying that shit for years.
Free primogems to celebrate genshin bros!
i was betting on this happening before the russia/ukie thing. china might just play the long game while flexxing on taiwan, since the taiwanese already said they'd burn/destroy the chip fabs if they get invaded.
>destroy the chip fabs
Short and long term effects this would have?
t. clueless geopolitically
It would make society into Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor (UN gets led by Best Korea, launches WW3 which is actually a remix of WW2)
remember the chip shortage? i imagine it would be like that but on steroids. supposedly the last one was down to the auto industry pivoting into needing more chips for cars. if the fabs in taiwan get roasted it would take years for more fabs to be built up around the world to replace lost capacity.
>but someone else proposed some other shit is currently going down
Such as?
Okay, normally I hate to feed you fricking tourists with attention but holy frick, this whole idea of psyops and """""slide threads""""" (tourist concept of the highest order) is fricking moronic.
This site is a casual place for entertainment, you come here for fun and talk about shit that is fun to talk about. If you care about important things going on right now, there are a million better way to engage with them, many in real life even.
If you ACTUALLY cared about important shit and politics and live in the west, you have several ways with directly engage with them on a local and national level. There are hearings, press meetings and comities CONSTANTLY where you as a private person can ask questions and make your voice heard. Nothing prevents you from starting movements or a party.
BUT you Black folk only care about outrage, because you're perma-online defeationists who need to pretend the entire world is frick to not have to accept that you, yourself ruined your own life. But it's not enough that you delude yourself, no you need to get as many people into this as possible, which is why you choose to spam us with a never ending Black personTRANSisraelite barrage 24/7.
Go frick yourself and stay on your containment board.
Top tier post.
stop samegayging, moron. you're nowhere near as profound as you conceive yourself to be.
I kneel.
chill and take your seethe shot
>Reddit spacinb
Way to out yourself.
Way to out yourself twice
Reddit spacing is a /qa/ meme made to frick with newbies, and all you tourists fell for it hook line and sinker. A large majority of you morons even adopted a posting style with 0 line breaks just because you're scared to get called out on it. You will never fit in.
You must be fun at parties.
>normalgay reply
Go back to Gaiaonline
All your base are belong to us
Schizophrenics like to establish correlation between unrelated events discussed by the media, despite not realizing that the media is the media. Of fricking course they wouldn't talk about the fact that the Senate is allocating $3 billion more dollars to Ukraine, we know how the Government's agenda with the Ukraine-Russia autism slapfight, we'd rather tune in to these affluenza-suffering tards and their fate under the sea.
Because le funny story. People love pretending to be moronic these days
>LOL DUDE THEY ONLY HAD A LOGITECH CONTROLLER TO STEER
>LOL DUDE MY HEART WILL GO ON KEEPS PLAYING CONSTANTLY
>LOL DUDE THEY MUST HAVE FLUSHED THE TOILET
It's moronic nonsense, demonstrably untrue, but people still clap and pretend to be amused by it. No one has any dignity or wit these days, it is all this embarrassing pantomime.
>noooo show respect for the moronic billionaire scam artists
>he is too stupid to make an actually good joke about a hilarious situation
LOL LE LOGITECH CONTROLLER AM I RIGHT?
That's not a joke. It's specifically funny because it isn't a joke.
But it is, you dumb homosexual. They mention in one of the videos explaining the sub that they have spares, using controllers like that is not unusual to operate small craft like that and, if you played games, maybe you'd know that specific controller is frequently recommended as a budget choice.
It's only a "joke" because it sounds so wacky, if you are an ignorant moron, but there's no actual humor in it.
were you not here for sky king? oldgays love vehicular disasters
hunter biden pleaded guilty for a felony charge few days ago. theyre burying it with this nonsense
>Hunter Biden to plead guilty to tax-related misdemeanor crimes
Because nobody gives a frick about tax-related misdemeanors. All rich people are doing this shit
shalom!
The footage they will eventually recover will be absolute nightmare fuel.
>billionaires die in stupid ways
Love to see it
This is a billionaire fricking company?
Are they serious?
A fool and their money/life are easily parted
Iron Lung if he real.
They don't have anything to eat so this isn't accurate.
They have each other, right?
All could have been avoided by using the upcoming Starfield(TM) Xbox Series X(TM) controller.
>design a whole new hardware interface and the drivers to actually use them
>$20 controller, battle tested, numerous open controller protocols
>numerous open controller protocols
And they picked the only one written by pajeets?
Playstation has no games
and no Subs
So, this has to be up there as one of the worst deaths possible, right? Trapped in a tiny pipe, with 4 other guys and no toilet waiting to suffocate.
Gay orgy until the end
Will Logitech's share price go up or down from this?
Short it bro
Nah, nobody is trapped. They got crushed, probably a pretty fast death.
From what i have seen apparently some engineers refused to sign off on several issues, one of which was the glass porthole they had since it was only for depths up to 1400 meters or something. Meanwhile the titanic is at 3800.
Literally a case of frick around and find out.
It worked the first three times, what could possibly go wr-ACK
I wonder what goes trough a billioners head when they hear the first cracking.
the same thing that goes through anyones head in that situation
confusion followed by the side of the hull
there's a toilet it's just overflowing with fat dumps and piss and vomit which they all have to smell continuously until they die on the bottom of the ocean
I wonder if they've tried to kill each other yet
The thing imploded. It was made cheaply and carbon fibre is well known to disintegrate.
It'd be a fairly rough way to go if they were alive in the tube, but there's essentially a 0% chance of that being the case. It just popped, they died instantly.
>carbon fibre is well known to disintegrate.
support this statement, carbon fiber is known for its structural integrity, that's the entire point of it
Carbon fibre has great structural integrity right up until it disintegrates catastrophically. This thing wasn't really rated for the depth beyond theoretical, multiple dives built up stress fractures, the construction was very haphazard and delams were near inevitable. They had no way to analyse a 5 inch thick piece for weaknesses, just had to hope their budget construction worked.
It's a great material, sure. But while you can patch a hole in a fiberglass boat, when a carbon fibre structure fails, it shatters. There's a reason nobody in their right mind buys second hand carbon fibre bikes, because one minor collision the previous owner forgot to tell you about means that the whole thing will explode on you if you look at it funny.
My guy, it doesn't matter what they built it out of when the hand you a 5th party blutooth webcam controller and tell you it's fine
It could have been made of fricking unobtainium and theres no way they were going to survive
The shit controller was just symptomatic of all the other cost-saving measures and college graduate hires. It didn't fail because of stick drift, it failed because the sub was completely unprepared for the depth and the CEO felt like safety factors were just a suggestion.
What do you think the safety factor is on something like this? Curious. Because a safety factor for a manned space mission is like 1.1-1.2
Space flight has stringent weight limits, you can't send up enough payload if you have too high of a safety factor. That doesn't apply at all to deep sea diving.
they only did a stress test to 3000m. the titanic is nearly at 4000m. the sub is "rated" for 4000m, on paper, who knows in reality.
>the sub is "rated" for 4000m, on paper, who knows in reality.
They fired an actual expert from their company for saying that some of their components were only rated safe for 1300m depths.
>a stress test to 3000m.
A stress test is going down and staying at that depth for a prolonged period. The "stress test" on this hull was done for an hour or two, instead of 10+.
wow, well I guess if the sub didn't crumple like a tin can they're getting a good stress test now
Im pretty sure something "rated" for a specific depth means frick all, when you keep firing people who tell you its not rated for those depths, untill a schmuck arrives that signs whatever piece of paper you give him.
they had multiple backups for all of the technical systems on the vehicle, the most likely scenario was an implosion caused by micro stress fractures reducing the integrity of the hull over time
this dude slapped together some titanium + carbon fiber shitbox and sent it down multiple kms below water multiple times, it was a death trap
the cheap controller is not the culprit here
Latest report is that they picked up knocking and some other sounds and a large white rectangular object. They're prob banging around down there trying to get picked up
Yes, and it's playing a Celine Dion song on loop every minute.
Which one?
My Heart Will Go On
My fart will go on
Theyre going to accidentally wake up the Old Ones
They would have wrecked earlier and been saved by now if they were using Gamesir
>DO NOT IMPLODE
>press home button on the gamesir
>everyone is instantly back at home
tragedy could have been fully avoided
I love how proudly they show off this cheap wireless Logitech controller in so many images
It’s marketing. Simple = good.
GUYS HOLY SHIT IMAGEIN THIS
They said the sub has enough air for 4 days. Imagine if they find it in a week or so and there's still someone alive in there because he killed all the others on day 1.
>killed the others
>they defecate upon death
>he has to breathe in piss and shit fumes for 4 days
>one of them dies from a heart attack and defecates
>have to not just deal with literally shitty air, but others freaking out screaming and hallucinating on shit gas
good lord
we should just cut out the middle man here and force billionares to kill eachother for entertainment
Would be ironic if it's the billionaire that's the only one alive
He didn't become a billionaire by NOT following a sigma grindset of murdering competitors at the first available moment.
>They said the sub has enough air for 4 days
Yeah, and that was said almost 3 days ago. Their air officially runs out on Thursday around 10:00 GMT
4 days if you are not in a state of panic and hyperventilating.
How would one of them manage to overpower the other three without being killed himself? They all looked fairly even in terms of power level
Father and son duo would murder the others
I actually fricking love you people some times.
the loathsome dung eater
no matter what happens kino is back on the menu
Talk about eat the rich.
That would be the best case scenario. They open the sub and he's eating the corpses with Celine Dion on loop.
Thanks for deleting the video game spears thread and keeping this facebook mom tier dogshit up constantly throughout the past couple of days, janny.
Even worse, is that 3D printing ribbing/texturing?
that shitty little tube probably imploded at depth due to wear and tear and crushed them all immediately
this is the most likely scenario
an instant death befell them, nothing dramatic or psychological
just delusional rich people dying because they assumed their money ensured maximum quality
Does noone really not have a sub that can reach down there to save them, not even military?
MIR can do it, but it's a very old sub already.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA HELP ME 50 YEAR OLD WHITE MAN!
It's been going down to the titanic for 20 years
there is no source on that cap, and no source on your claim
b***h how do you think they got the footage for the movie? It came out in 1999. They've been going down there for more than 20 years.
not in that homemade tube, moron
>Outsource building your underwater deathtrap to thirdworld pajeets because you're a cheapass
>Tell everyone its for social justice reasons
>Get what you fricking deserve
We did get some justice out of it.
Imagine trying to get black rock bux to fund your sub.
It's like this company WANTED to kill people at this point
How do you frick up so bad on so many levels, to the point where you have almost zero saftey precautions at all? This is a level of stupidity that is getting so close the line of malice it's fricking asymptotic bros
>logitech controler (only one also)
>bolted shut from the outside
's only one button, it's like an elevator
>don't hire skilled engineers because thats racist or something
>praise yourself for using literally the cheapest materials, including fricking wallnartesque lighting
>hardly any emergency oxygen reserves
>no way to contact the surface if the main wifi connection is severed
Am i missing anything here?
>Am i missing anything here?
You're missing to mention the part where they have had countless issues before on other dives, especially their most recent one where they also went completely missing for 2-3 hours without contact.
These chucklefricks knew about all of these issues and STILL went ahead and dove down there again.
Where can I read about their expeditions?
https://nypost.com/2023/06/19/titanic-tourist-sub-was-lost-for-a-few-hours-last-year-during-trip/
https://www.nst.com.my/world/world/2023/06/922507/titanic-sub-firm-fired-exec-who-raised-safety-concerns-suit
It reads like the setup for Space Station 13, all they're missing is an onboard clown.
doesn't look like there's any internal atmo monitors. what's the o2 and co2 levels in the cabin? what about the levels of other gasses? it's a sealed environment, gotta know that shit
>doesn't look like there's any internal atmo monitors.
? of course there are what do you think is on the pc screen
why does everyone here trip over themselves to write stupid shit now? i don't get it. the level is so low
The CEO of oceangate is a moron who literally said that safety features are useless
thankfully the moron went down with his own deathtrap
So the solution to not hiring 50-year old white guys was to hire 77 year old Paul Henry Nargeolet as captain?
Why do I keep seeing morons saying madcatz? It's a fricking Logitech controller. I even saw a Black person calling it a madcatz GameCube controller
Are you unaware of the MadCatz meme that has been used for ages to describe basically any kind of weird/funny third party controller?
Madcatz is a specific brand.
Did you not read my post? I literally just told you it has been a meme for ages to call any third party controller a MadCatz controller.
Thats illogical. They are different brands
I genuinely can't stand autistic ESLs and they're fricking everywhere nowadays.
? I think you're the esl here. It doesn't make sense to call a Logitech controller a madcatz just because madcatz has the reputation for being shitty. It's dumbass Black folk who don't know shit about video game stuff. Be better
NTA but youre actually moronic.
Am I the only person here who can tell the difference between two different brands?
>be better
That's another thing I can't stand about you morons. You have no conception of how language works so you use abstract phrases like statements.
I can't help it if you have trouble with the language
You should go get checked for actual autism, since taking everything fully literally is one of the strongest indicators of autism. Calling it a MadCatz controller is a JOKE.
Jokes should make sense.
surprisingly they still exist, just checked their amazon store... it's just the same chink shit all of them sell, lol
Explain the difference in a practical, meaningful way
They are made by different companies
It doesn't matter who actually made it, all shitty third-party controllers are madkatz on a spiritual level.
If these guys someone how do survive, are they going to have PTSD from that Titanic song, since it's playing on loop every minute?
are you serious
From my understanding a bunch of rich privleged buttholes died. I don't feel bad at all.
but 2 of them are brown. now do you feel bad?
Don't matter. They are rich. Frick them.
What will they even do if they find them? Isn't it far as frick down and wouldn't they have to slowly come up due to pressure and stuff?
they will recover the bodies, what is left of them
At least they got the full Titanic experience
>lets just go to sleep for now, there's enough oxygen to last us for 3 more days
...
>wake up
>what the frick?
> Congratulation sir you died more moronicly than us
Did the sub has ntr and cucking too
old boomer cucks with flaccid dicks, yes
I still dont understand the psx lara croft pointy nipples does this moron have a fetish?
he sits the controller on the floor and controls the sticks one at a time with two fingers
he is not using it like a video game
Speaking of Tomb Raider the situation reminds me of this level that used to scare me as a kid.
WHATTU? MY CONTROLLER ISU DRIFTINGU?
>Plane has detected "underwater noise" very recently
>Search has moved to that general area of source
Who knows what the frick the actual source of the noise is, but holy frick, if that noise is the trapped people harshly knocking on the hull, they might be still alive.
or the banging of one of the passengers trying to murder everyone to save oxygen
https://twitter.com/Logitech/status/1671246689439731714
I was curious what Logitech was up to, and lol, I didn't know it was still Feb?
how does depth pressure work. is it like magic?
gravity, you can't feel it because you were evolved for it, at sea level
light up, heavier down
the easy way to think of it is if you go deep all the water above you is pressing down on you with all its weight combined
water is heavy
if there's a bunch of water on top of your head your head gets crushed
Lay in your bed and put some pillows on top of you
That pressure you feel is wieght pushing down on you
Add more pillows
Now that it's heavier, imagine if instead you had billions of gallons of water ontop of you instead
that is probably the dumbest explanation for anything I have ever read
It is literally right tho
The further down you are in the ocean, the more water is ontop of you
The same way if you climb higher up in the mountains the less air there is so you breathe differently
Not even, its pretty accurate.
Don't skip class, timmy
yknow how when you try to pick up a bucket of water its really heavy
imagine that bucket of water on your chest, how it would compress your chest and make it hard to breathe
now imagine like a fricking billion of those buckets of water on top of you and how incredibly heavy that would be and how much pressure that would exert on your body
The pressure is caused by the weight of the water itself. Obviously, the deeper you go, the more water you have ontop of you. Imagine if you stacked a single pillow on your back. Not a big deal. Now imagine if you had 800 pillows on your back, etc.
This entire situation is just rogue marketing for David Szymanski's Iron Lung game, now available on the Steam™ platform.
Was this all planned? seeing as they were against experienced 50 year old men, were they just out for blood against the rich?
all of them have dozens of children/grandchildren who want their money now instead of waiting for old fricks to die, you do the math
How do children become such buttholes? I get wanting money to survive but they can already get most shit they want. Chances are you'll never spend a billion dollars in your life unless for companies
hey, ppl have bills to pay, same for rich fricks
you'd think you'd just chill, but richfricks rack up the same debt as any dumb poorfrick, just much larger
Lmao, spending a billion is piss easy. Here is the thing. For this upper tier of dumbasses who get this type of money, and don't know its true value, you will have grifters and cheats feasting on them, selling them absolute garbage with a sprinkle of gold for absurd ammounts of cash.
They will sell them a fancy apartment in manhattan for 40mil, when the real value is 10.
These are the best threads on Ganker. Please, make them every second of every day until the story ends. I love how triggered people are by these threads even though they are the best vidya threads in months.
>safety features are a waste of m-CRUNCH
>no food
>no water
>no heating
>lights probably ran out
>can only sit cross-legged
>oxygen thinning, replaced by BO and farts
>can't vent frustrations or make small talk because it wastes oxygen
this is literally torture until death, frick
the chasis cracked and they died immediately under 300atmos pressure of water
so they died like this?
only if there was a rupture
no, that was pressure dropping, when the sub gave they would have been smashed flat
The differential pressure is on the oceans side in this scenario.
Billionaires getting a taste of what life is like for the colonies their ancestors raped and abandoned in Africa
They were probably just minor millionaires not billionaires, otherwise they would've bought a better sub.
>replaced by BO and farts
Even worse. It has several days worth of piss and shit from 5 people just sitting there next to them all.
The sub has a toilet, although I don't know if it gets flushed out or if there's a big bag of shit in the sub now.
Flushing at extreme depth would require an extremely complex, power-intensive system, I guarantee it's a shit-bag.
There is no way in hell this thriftstore submarine has a flushing system
>The sub has a toilet
You can see the "toilet" in this video at 0:17.
https://www.1news.co.nz/2023/06/21/watch-reporter-visits-titanic-tour-sub-notes-improvised-parts/
there isn't going to be a lot of shit because they cant fricking eat anything
this but IRL
>banging sounds heard
Even if they are still alive, there's no way to reach them
We could maybe get an unmanned sub down there to look in the window at them
>to look in the window at them
The sub doesn't have any windows. It just has a monitor inside that sees what a camera on the outside sees.
The have a small window at the front where the shitter is
the sub has a front window dude otherwise what would be the fricking point, potentially die in a sub to look at the titanic through a fricking 30hz monitor
it has a window in the shitter, no front window lol
There's a small window at the front. Some theories involve that being a failure point
>day 3 at the bottom of the ocean
>shit bucket has ovreflown
>celine dion is still playing
someones getting murdered
I haven't found any actual articles that mention the music thing. Where is it from?
Imagine stuck in a sub with 4 other dudes waiting to die with this on repeat for days holy shit
Yeah I've seen that image but I can't find any article mentioning it. Can't find that specific string of words either
Please post more weird ass funerals
SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY
Dawood Harding
So which one do you think won the death battle
That CEO got strangled first, right?
Ranking from least deserving to most.
>Nargeolet (actual and very well-received researcher and explorer. Probably didn't even pay the 250k ticket fee. Death is a hit for the future deepsea exploration)
>Suleman (Son of billionaire, probably got roped in by his rich dad's idea. An innocent bystander)
>Harding = Shahzada (both rich fools who bought their casket way too early)
>Stockton (Entirely his fault without a doubt, should have been the only on aboard)
I actually feel pretty bad for the 18 year old kid aboard. Probably just got dragged along by his father.
>Dad, I just want to stay home and play video games
>no, Son, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity
>feel bad for a billionaire
he was likely an absolute sadist and already cost the lives of several people
Since they're watching it through a shitty camera anyway why not send an unmanned drone instead?
we are making fun of them for not using at least an xbox one, not that they are using a controller at all, cheap frickers
No, they typically use reliable and easily sourced stuff like Xbox controllers and not $30 wireless Logitech trash
an Xbox 360 controller is probably cheaper than $30
no actually, they don't make them anymore, the chink knockoffs are ~20$, but are not worth it
mine lasted more than 10 years, so good
lies
the military uses xbox controllers for cameras, drones, submarine periscopes, stuff like that
nobody drives a submarine with a controller, at least anymore
>bayonettakirby profile pic
Opinion discarded just like all saftey precautions
>20 year old controllers using bluetooth
Nope.
Yeah, it's a funny meme but a shitty controller doesn't explain why they lost communication with the sub itself.
Plus they have spares on board.
Too bad they didn't bring a beacon instead lol
the actual military doesn't use them to control safety critical systems, and they're probably manually hardwired in instead of wireless bullshit.
>the actual military doesn't use them to control safety critical systems
Yes, they do, and have for like 15 years. It's not a remotely new concept, you have no idea what you're talking about
What controller would Ganker use to pilot a submarine?
for me it's the ds4.
I'd pick the dual sense but that might get drift, mine does already.
I'd also settle for the xbox sx controller but that might need batteries and also might get drift
why even go if you're going to stay inside the submarine watching a monitor? it's not like being underwater makes watching a camera stream any better
People are laughing at the submarine company for using a controller to control the submarine when the US military uses Xbox 360 controllers to control robots and UAV drones.
Instead laugh at how they didn't test the submarine at 4,000 meters and only tested it for 1,300 meters leading to it being a fricking coffin in the abyss.
>robots and UAV drones
yes, not actual vehicles with people in them