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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    GTA started with 3

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      GTA started with APB

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      DAMNATION

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        NO DONATION - NO SALVATION

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's better than 3

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp
      /thread

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Had a family member that actually believed this for the longest time. His logic was Driver 1 and 2 were the first games and they renamed the series to GTA for the third because it was more than just driving.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        this doesn't make sense since grand theft auto still refers to cars

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp
      /thread

      >I was toddler when GTA3 came out

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is still the best gta

      You need to have a nice day, now.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong zoomie. If you weren’t there for the original controversy over GTA and debate in parliament you are too youg for GTA

        [...]
        >I was toddler when GTA3 came out

        seethe 2D brains LOL

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong zoomie. If you weren’t there for the original controversy over GTA and debate in parliament you are too youg for GTA

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i still remember how my aunt was encouraging her 8 year old kid to smash the pedestrians in this game, such a bizarre memory, at the same time as tv was painting the parents being outraged at this game.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I got my mother to go with me to Electronics Boutique to buy the original GTA and the guy tried to convince her not to get it for me.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            what a b***h

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Given that controversy was drummed up as a marketing push they sure got their money's worth. What was the dude spearheading the drama initially, Max something?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Max Clifford. I just looked at his wikipedia page and had completely forgotten that he died in prison.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >debate in parliament
        is that some kind of seafood?

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    SOUL MAKING

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      MONEY MAKING
      SOUL LACKING
      SLOP

      (this is the unofficial theme song of GTA VI)

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    an all time classic

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only played this cause I only had acess to game 3 to 4 gens behind the current market and looking back I feel kinda glad I did. It also was a time i didnt know english , inb4: still dont know, esl, so everything was a mistery and a discovery a feeling no game can fulfill now. Maturity is a curse.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maturity has nothing to do with it. The only reason games feel less fun as you get older is because you've played a lot more games so no game mechanics feel new to you anymore, it feels like you've already seen everything. If you were to show GTA1 or 2 to a 50 year old who's never played a video game before, they would be just as much in awe as you were at 10 years old when you played it for the first time.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        yea, big part of enjoyment from games is not knowing what to expect and what's possible
        kids know almost nothing about what to expect because kids are dumb and haven't seen many games in their short lives
        old gamers know, not only what to expect from a game, but also, what to expect from games in years ahead, because they've been following gaming industry for decades, and the only enjoyment they get from games is either from actually good games or from nostalgia

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Easily the best GTA game. Cinematic storytelling was a mistake.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro your live action intro?

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still can't believe that Jack Branning was actually Claude Speed. I'm struggling to fit him into the canon, did he move to the US after leaving the East End?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literal who

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's in EastEnders m8. He'd bash your fricking head in

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Recently finding out Mick Carter was Love Fist's manager blew my mind too.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >JESUS SAVES!

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember trying to do my best impersonation of KIIIIIILLL FRENZY! in middle school and everyone thought I was gonna shoot up the place lmao

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 was a solid GTA game

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the best version of that game? Dreamcast or PC?
    PS1 doesn't have futuristic shit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      PC just because you can change from day to night before you start if you want

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    GTA2 is underrated as hell.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Single player wasn't particularly amazing, but the multiplayer was a lot of fun with friends and custom maps.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Taxi drivers must die!

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually started with GTA1 on the og PlayStation. Ask me anything.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was it fun?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes for the time

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i played the demo of it with the time limit shit over and over that i got on a cd with pcgamer on pc.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes I played that demo as well on my uncles PS1. The first GTA I got myself was GTA2

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me too. Did you actually clear stages through missions or did you just use rampages. like every other kid including myself

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you still have the maps? I do with my copies.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly GTA2 was a really fricking cool game at the time. R* and T2 are just afraid to death to alienate their audience.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't even remember if i started with 1 or 2 but as a dumb kid that wasted his money at internet cafes i used to love setting people on fire and shooting them before jumping in a fast car to get away from cops

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >complete all missions for all 3 factions in one map
    >their bosses get buttblasted with you and personally hunt your ass with rocket launchers
    holy mother of sovl...

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it all went downhill from there

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      downhill started with gta2, it felt like a joke, everything was so rounded and sterile, nothing like the raw og gta

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I loved this game, I don't know why there aren't any indie clones of it nowadays

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      turns out that making games in the past required a lot of effort and dedication and technical progress cannot substitute for that.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    KILL FRENZY

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    nothing will top the first three minutes of this

    frick your zoomoid goyslop

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There will never be a GTA 7
    >There will never be a Bully 2
    >There will never be a Manhunt 3
    >There will never be a new Midnight Club game
    >There will never be a Max Payne 4
    >There will never be a RDR 3
    >There will never be an L.A. Noire 2
    >Most importantly, there will never be a Rockstar Games Presents Table Tennis 2
    wienerstarbros shall perish.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot about that cold war era game “Agent” that never got made

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >There will never be a new Midnight Club game
      WHAT ABOUT SMUGGLER'S RUN MOTHERFRICKER!?

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jump repeatedly, punch everyone you see, spam burp and fart.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >5 seconds before...
      >muffled hubaa huba oooh ooh ooooooh

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fire flamethrower while entering a car
    >game crashes
    Good (?) times.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I play gaem

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    HALLELUJAH! ANOTHER SOUL SAVED!

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine not understaning what finding a golden porka turbo felt like

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not the tank on the island only accessed by an invisible bridge

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    teriyaki taste like sake

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