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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Given more shit then it should but its still not the best

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Half Life Source

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Blue Shit

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Adam Foster does Half Life better than Valve ever has.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not half life

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you're right, it's so good, calling it 'half-life' is an insult to Minerva's quality.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What are the best Half Life mods?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For me anyway:
        HL1
        >Azure Sheep
        >Absolute Redemption
        >Gunman Chronicles
        >Echoes

        HL2
        >Transmission Element 120
        >Mission Improbable
        >Thunder Leaves
        >Downfall

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      minerva wasn't that good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That mod was boring as FRICK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's why Valve hired the guy in the end.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They Hunger.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fewer guns than the original and OF
    >lower enemy variety
    >less interesting locations and fighting arenas
    >choke full with these dumb jigsaw "puzzles" that were always the weakest par of HL

    Blue Shift is fricking terrible and I have no desire to ever replay it after a single playthrough while I replay HL1 almost yearly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >No update in 5 years
      >mfw update never-ever
      Shame, really cool mod

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's in a decent enough state as is already, so I'm not that upset about it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I replay the HL1 "trilogy" every May.
      Blue Shift is kind of lacking compared to Opposing Force, but I feel the plot is better and the level design is more in line with HL and makes more sense than the other expansion.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Those extra guns in OF are meaningless fluff that hurt the balance of the original arsenal and they took away the marines which are the only fun enemy to fight in HL anyway. Dont know what people see in OF that game is garbage.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Those extra guns in OF are meaningless fluff
        Frick you. It's thinking like this that stripped all the extra guns out of HL2 and its episodes. 2 whole episodes went by and not a single new gun introduced. I don't care if you give the player 2 guns with the same role like a sniper rifle and a crossbow. It's fun if it feels different.
        >they took away the marines which are the only fun enemy to fight in HL
        Did you even play the game? That's literally why we fought Black Ops. Functionally identical. But actually smarter because you can no longer snipe their teammates and have them not fricking notice, because OpFor actually tuned up the AI to be smarter.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't want more weapons. I want every weapon to have a meaningful purpose. And you're devaluing existing weapons by adding on more and more shit that's just basically better in every way. I couldn't care less about having a gazillion guns.
          >That's literally why we fought Black Ops
          And they suck and aren't half as cool or fun to fight as the marines. The marines were big and and pretty visible making them easy fun targets to fight. Black Ops are shit. Brings the whole game down.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't want more weapons.
            Well frick you, because I do.
            >Magnum
            >Wrench
            >SAW
            >Sniper
            >Teleport Gun
            >Spore Launcher
            >Barnacle
            If you didn't squeeze some fun out of these, you are a joyless c**t.
            >you're devaluing existing weapons
            You already had a whole FPS campaign to get your fill of the old ones. Half-Life 1 was long as frick. You don't NEED to squeeze anything more out of them. Good expansions need new guns. It's why HL2 episodes fricking sucked so bad.
            >And they suck and aren't half as cool or fun to fight as the marines.
            >"T-they wear black! Nevermind that they use the same guns and tactics and AI! This somehow changes everything!"
            Jesus H. Christ. For the record, most of them are in well lit areas, so it's not like they were actually hard to see. Every bit as bad at blending in as arctic camo in the desert.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I don't play Half Life for a ratchet and clank showcase of guns. Half those weapons are one off gimmicks and the other half just replace already existing guns. So in any practical sense the arsenal isn't even bigger either if you're just ignoring half of it anyway. Black ops suck. And a lot of your time is slowing escorting your shit marines to places and listening to them talk about crap.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the arsenal isn't even bigger either if you're just ignoring half of it anyway
                moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Boy I sure do hate options and the ability to play as I choose. Frick that, I need 1 gun to be the "right answer."

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You had more options to actually consider before the game gave you a fricking SAW that's just amazing and you could use on anything. Absolute more is betterrerrr dummies

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                SAW is depleted after gunning down voltigores in their den, it's not your new workhorse. Ammo is NOT that plentiful. Maybe try playing the game so you can know what you're b***hing about. You already cornered yourself b***hing about HECU marines no longer being enemies completely tipping your hand you didn't know about Black Ops. Then tried to swing it like they function any fricking differently.

                Your views and opinions are worthless, if you ever played the game you clearly don't even remember it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No I played the game and it's fricking garbage and waving around shiny weapons that make your monkey brain go wooooo when the original arsenal was fine as it was doesn't change that. And the black ops are terrible to fight. And it has the worst final boss in an fps. And the marines are stupid.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >shiny weapons that make your monkey brain go wooooo
                Yeah, that's right. I like new fun toys. I guess you're just a c**t who would rather shame a game for having actual new content by calling it "Ratchet and Clank" (as if that's a bad thing) than enjoy yourself. Do you ever stop to question your own motives? Is this just because "I heard Gearbox sux and now I have to join in, even on their most praised game!" I bet it is.
                >the black ops are terrible to fight.
                You keep saying this but haven't given a single example how they differ from fighting HECU. Oh, except that HECU are "more visible" despite Blops wearing jet black in a bright fricking desert, like that doesn't catch your eye. Try again.

                I don't care, the half-life expansions are the only gearbox games i've played. I hate them for turning the half-life story into a mess with their marines bullshit. I only care about Half-Life.

                >BOO HOO THEY CALLED HECU MARINES BOO HOO
                You don't have a single justifiable reason for being such a homosexual over this. "Soldier" is a generic fricking term, who cares if they're army or Marines? They definitely are not supposed to be National fricking Guard given how overzealous they are.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I care because i like the fricking game and the story, god forbid people give a shit about their hobbies.

                Who are you quoting?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm quoting you, you dribbling crybaby. That's a direct quote.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're 100% correct except you also forgot to mention the weak level design. Opposing Force is a bad game and Gearbox has never made anything good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My main complaint is that they marketed it as letting you play the bad guys but then pussy out and knock Shepherd out in the prologue so he has an excuse not to shoot Black Mesa personnel, and for whatever reason every single one you encounter knows this and just treats him like Gordon if he was a bit of a c**t.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Basically essentially this.
      Blue Shift tried to be a more grounded and "adventury" HL experience, and it suffered for it. Still not terrible, but it's just so basic and neutered. No, wait, I just remembered it cost full retail price back in the day. Frick this game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Basically essentially this.
      Blue Shift tried to be a more grounded and "adventury" HL experience, and it suffered for it. Still not terrible, but it's just so basic and neutered. No, wait, I just remembered it cost full retail price back in the day. Frick this game.

      My guess is that Gearbox were working with technical limitations that they didn't have for Op4.
      Remember that BS was supposed to be part of the Dreamcast release of Half-Life, and Gearbox weren't doing the port itself (that was handled by Captivation Digital). The whole project was troubled from the start, so telling Captivation to add any new features compared to the original HL engine probably wasn't possible. When the port was cancelled they then just said "frick it" and released what they'd done.
      At least that's my theory.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It just feels like a bad fan mod, not something an actual company put together.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wow I really love it when my shotgun fires a blinding splash of sparks that obscures half the screen like it's a fricking spot welder every time I pull the trigger that's not massively annoying at all I love the video game modding community very cool

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Alyx is the best Half Life game, it's not even up for debate

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody actually played it though, aside from richgays

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not even close. Cool setting but that's all.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gunman is kind of chintzy. The skill level of the maps is really quite low. The alt fire modes are cool but the combat isn't great even with them.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GmanLives lost all credibility when he said Doom Eternal was good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is good, the problem is he thought it was so good every FPS was going to copy it and he didn't really criticise it, probably in fear of being "debunked" by zoomer fanboy channels like Midnight and Mayo who get triggered by people not agreeing with them that it's the greatest game ever made.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cope
      Doom eternal its superior to most fps

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I will now watch GManLives

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >shillmanlives

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not that one. Loading zones are fricking tiny (it's super obvious too, if you ever try to coop it). The action never escalates so you're fighting Houndeyes until the second to last battle. And the final encounter is literally just a couple squads of HECU marines. And did you like any of the additions made by OpFor? Well it isn't here. Enjoy your non-powered armor and standard issue sidearm.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Half-life: Echoes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It started out so strong. The maintenance areas where the headcrab zombies are treated with much more dread like an actual survival horror game is great. But then they started slacking off and had you retread the same areas sometimes as much as 3 times. I get it, mapping is time consuming. But you can't lean that hard on places you've already been. Really killed it for me near the end.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is no bad Half Life game.
    not liking HL is a newbie thing.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously this one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I find it ironic people claim this is the best Half Life.
      The series was popular because it took the usual FPS story at the time (teleporter accident, base in chaos) but changed it up so much (you're not the big dumb marine, you're one of the scientists, and you get to experience the setting before the frick up)
      Then the expansion comes along which is essentially what if Half Life was exactly like the other FPS series out there and you've got people (mostly zoomers) wishing that was the main game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think you're over analysing it. People like Opposing Force because there's more enemies and weapons (same reason people don't like HL2 as much as HL1)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ok so brainlets.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            nah, brainlets are the ones that take cutscenes over gameplay.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I like that he uses aliens as guns, the enemies are more interesting, and that he also meets the G-man.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I disagree. HL was special because it was a single narrative with no cutscene breaks from your perspective. OpFor does the same thing, and even weaves it into the existing story, crossing paths with Gordon. And Shephard is isolated from his unit in the very beginning, working more like a free agent until he comes across squads later in the game. It's barely a classical "tacticool story of generic marine"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this one

      My mistake gents

      meant to post pic related

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shame it never gets ported to PC proper. Played the solo missions mod demo couple months back and it was really fun.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Opposing BADASS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would never be able to feed 5 granny smith to these koayyyyfish in a row. It's not fair.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Spore launcher is xute! XUTE!

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    None of them because they're all made by known scammers who commit false advertising and fraud.

    Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For the last time. Artifact was never good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Artifact is not never good. It is excellent. Artifact’s expansions on Dota 2’s setting and lore were amazing. Peak soul. There were times I actually felt like I was commanding the epic fantasy battlefield the cards depicted. I’d never had that feeling from a card game before, not even Magic.

        When I looked at the menu, saw Jolixia’s caravan in the distance at night while the music took me, for a fleeting moment it felt like I was home.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Here we go again.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Should I give a try to Artifact or is it a waste of time? Alsowhat version?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, it was a good attempt, but they fricked up the Marines pretty hard.
      HL1 Marines only fired while crouching, which added a tactical layer to combat. BM Marines run around firing endlessly, and as a result feel dumber and are more annoying to fight.
      They also don't have that cool radio voice anymore.
      Oh, and Xen started off better until Interloper when it became just as bad as the original. Great fricking job.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They're not marines, dumbass.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The Hazardous Environment Combat Unit, abbreviated as HECU, is a United States Marine Corps Special Forces Unit that is featured prominently in Half-Life and its expansions.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not mentioned in the original, a bunch of bullshit made up by GAYerbox. Not canon.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Then what are they, Black person?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Most likely to be National Guard, though the marketing material for Half-Life referred to them as "soldiers," implying they're the army.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This is what happens when you desperately look for ways to join the Gearbox hate bandwagon, without actually realizing why they were hated later down the line.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care, the half-life expansions are the only gearbox games i've played. I hate them for turning the half-life story into a mess with their marines bullshit. I only care about Half-Life.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I hate them for turning the half-life story into a mess with their marines bullshit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                gearbox was shit for a long time, blue shift is boring and half-assed

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's literally because Blue Shift was going to be a promo for a port of the game, not an expansion pack for PC. They just salvaged it. If that's the worst criticism you can give for HL era Gearbox, we already know why that happened.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Their character model is literally called marine.??? aand their voice files are also marine-something. Don’t try to be a smartass about something you don’t know.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            hgrunt

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Prove that Valve considered them Army or any other branch than Marines before Gearbox stepped in, or shut up.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The Apache helicopter with giant "ARMY" letters on it. The berets. The grunts calling for a medic when hurt, marines have corpsmen.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >stenciled letters
              It's on loan
              >berets
              Marines have them too
              >calling "Medic"
              The most generic concept of a battlefield healer. Do marines really call for "CORPSMAN!" because that seems grim.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >berets
                >Marines have them too
                No they don't. Adrian Shepherd goes through some sort of HECU selection in the tutorial for Opposing Force and the instructor is dressed like a Marine Drill Instructor, but Marines do not wear berets.
                It's literally civvies writing pure guesswork to how the branches really are. Just suspend your disbelief and call them Marines. They're dressed like the Marines from The Rock when they take over Alcatraz.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's easier to suspend my disbelief by considering Op4 not canon. Way too many things point to them being the army.

                Also, i've always thought they were based on these guys from the X-Files.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        a fricking horrible take

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What about that was a "horrible" take? It's the truth, BM is a good game but the original is miles better, you fricking moronic zoomer.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >They also don't have that cool radio voice anymore.
        Glad I never bothered with Black Mesa, that's the definition of soulless.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It has the Duke Nukem Forever anachronistic feeling due to taking so long to develop, some parts of it feel modern while other parts feel dated. It's weird. It also ruined Xen, I always liked the original and they just missed the point of it conpletely.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not that one, god damn.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    here's your security kino bro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I played that after being told its what Blue Shift should have been.
      I expected BS but bigger and better
      I got an insane fanfic instead.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    migrate to the zzzchan thread

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HL2>HL1

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's really boring dude, sorry.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        gravity gun is always fun

        Is Alyx good?

        yes

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is Alyx good?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >redditmanlives makes a video shilling this shit
    >suddenly posts shilling it as well
    hmmmmmmmmm

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he made a video on blue shift?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I let e-celebs live rent free
      no wonder Ganker hates all video games.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >n-n-n-n-no bro its totally organic i just decided to post a thread shilling the most forgotten and shitty HL expansion on a whim

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Play Black Mesa Blue Shift

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OF>Ep 2>HL1>HL2>Ep 1>BS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Huh, you're correct

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Now wait for the decay review

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love the beginning. I liked the way armor pickups worked. But it just feels like a fan made map pack. The weapon and enemy variety sucks and the set pieces aren't anything special. Played it twice, no desire to ever do it again.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I do genuinely prefer Blue Shift over Opposing Force. I found OF's level design to be beyond abysmal in comparison to HL1 and BS and I didn't really give a shit about new guns. I'll admit Race X was neat though.
    I wish Blue Shift was longer though, it just ends so damn quickly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is the correct assessment. I'm always amazed that so few people seem to be bothered by OpFor's subpar level design

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The original is still king

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't go back to the original after Black Mesa

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Funny you should post that image, because the HEVcrab Zombie was really the only cool idea they had. And it's the only part of their Xen I cared for.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hated that there were only like 3 of them and they die so quickly anyway.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >frick with on a rail, cutting most of it
      >frick with Xen, ruin its aesthetic, add a bunch of shit that wasn't there
      Still like BM but the devs seem to have forgotten their place.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people think Gearbox games are so unfunny? I never played any of them outside of opposing force and it didn't have a whole lot of comedy in it, but what little there was was good. Did something happen?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gearbox didn't go hard into "ironic humor" until Borderlands, as far as I know. If you want to know why people hate their writing, play one of those. Or don't. It's awful.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Surely, it can be that bad r-right ?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Only played Borderlands 2, which is a decent enough timewaster, but the writing really is that bad. Astonishingly bad. It's incomprehensible that anyone could have thought that it would be funny.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know about 1, but 2 is straight awful. The friend I was playing it with was wondering why I wasn't laughing while not laughing himself. The "humor" is very disconnected from what is actually happening in game. You can tell the writers were told to come up with funny lines for each character without context.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Let me tell you something about jokes. Writing them is hard. So instead of doing that, Gearbox went full on with overstating the obvious, laughing to themselves about stupid, basic game observations (but self aware, haha!), and characters who will annoy the piss out of you talking in annoying voices... because that's the joke!.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It can. And don't call me Shirley.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >....*cough* G-Gordon? y-you still remember me? I helped design the suit.....*H.E.V. flatling sound*

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No half life game is good

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Blue shift is so boring that I almost fell asleep. Original Half life is much better.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BADASS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FIRST PERSON

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Crack life was peak performance.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DO YOU SUCK DICKS?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

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        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Admit it Cracklife 2 was even better.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DUKE NUKEM 3D

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hello gmanlives

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK YOU SUNNY JIM I NEED MY VIEWS

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Black Mesa

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sven Co-op

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nice try, b***hford.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Yes I did just see the gmanlives video how could you tell?

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK YOU SUNNY JIM homosexualS I NEED MY MONTHLY VIEWS

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Natural Selection 1 or Sven Co-op
    CHOO CHOO HMG TRAIN
    Recycle the Onos
    SENSORY HIVE FIRST?
    Gorge rush wins again

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FOR ME, IT'S EPISODE 2.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AND FOR ME, IT'S ESTRANGED

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It had good Xen stuff but aside from that it's just okay.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Opposing force

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