>30 seconds of webcam footage of some autist inhaling and exhaling like a 60 year old chain smoker going OH MY FRICKING GOD OH MY GOD OH MY OH MY OH MY FRICKING GOD OH MY FRICKING GOD
>30 seconds of webcam footage of some autist inhaling and exhaling like a 60 year old chain smoker going OH MY FRICKING GOD OH MY GOD OH MY OH MY OH MY FRICKING GOD OH MY FRICKING GOD
I like ZFG's reactions. >run was acceptable
"Cool." >fails a trick
"No, dude."
Honorable mention for RunnerGuy:
Those are the best ones. They plainly expose how it's all a facade done for attention and likes.
>wariobutts5 was one second away from going below 5 minute mark >...and surely on march 16 2012... >*drammatic music plays* >he didn't do it >video of speedrunner screaming racial slurs for a whole minute
>wariobutts5 was one second away from going below 5 minute mark >...and surely on march 16 2012... >*drammatic music plays* >he didn't do it >video of speedrunner screaming racial slurs for a whole minute
Videos are fun an entertaining, also putting aside that he is a huge homosexual with a furry fetish Pyrocynical makes great 1 to 4 hour long videos which are extremely detailed and entertaining, recently watched his old cruelty squad it's fricking gold made me purchase the game for the first time and it's such a good play frick you!
>gayincelhomosexual6969 bet his previous record by 0.004 seconds >*shows footage of obese unkempt autist screaming like a spastic*
Damn this content is fire
Speedrunnes pretending like they're doing something truly spectacular and amazing which in reality looks like glitching pixels to 99.999% of humans has got to be the most pathetic and ridiculous thing ever.
I honestly can't think of a more mentally defective community than speedrunners
Olympic runnes pretending like they're doing something truly spectacular and amazing which in reality looks like running in circles to 99.999% of humans has got to be the most pathetic and ridiculous thing ever.
I honestly can't think of a more mentally defective community than olympic runners
The other track and field events are more autistic and stupid like woah dude you can throw a spear really useful nowadays AND it’s some meme modern compound spear so if even for some reason you need to throw a spear in real life you won’t be used to your perfectly constructed modern javelin
>speedrun takes 1 in a million rng proc >some guy spends 3 months straight to get the new WR >they figure out the seed a week later and his record gets stolen by a new runner
Frick yeah *starts munching on the food i prepared to eat while watching the video*
…on stage 4-20 hingle McKringleberry shaved 4 attoseconds on softservedkirbie69’s world record for that stage…
>30 seconds of webcam footage of some autist inhaling and exhaling like a 60 year old chain smoker going OH MY FRICKING GOD OH MY GOD OH MY OH MY OH MY FRICKING GOD OH MY FRICKING GOD
The worst ones are when they're weirdly flat and unemotional, despite saying things like that.
I imagine speedrunning takes the life out of you. Imagine doing the same shit for tens of thousands of attempts.
I like ZFG's reactions.
>run was acceptable
"Cool."
>fails a trick
"No, dude."
Honorable mention for RunnerGuy:
Those are the best ones. They plainly expose how it's all a facade done for attention and likes.
slurs
you must be 18+ to post here
Black person
Black person
>This runner, was me.
I had absolutely no doubt he was one of them even before finding out.
>*shitty ass synthwave music starts playing*
Wave Table is great. Too bad the troony threw a tantrum and he just didn't touch it again.
>shitty
nah
MATT TURK
KINO
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I feel like I've heard about the final possible frame rul being saved in SMB 4 times now
I have zero interest in speedrunning and yet find these compelling. Something about the struggle itself holds appeal.
But then again, you only say this because you don't read books.
bullshit the piranha plant is touching him he's dead
>wariobutts5 was one second away from going below 5 minute mark
>...and surely on march 16 2012...
>*drammatic music plays*
>he didn't do it
>video of speedrunner screaming racial slurs for a whole minute
Videos are fun an entertaining, also putting aside that he is a huge homosexual with a furry fetish Pyrocynical makes great 1 to 4 hour long videos which are extremely detailed and entertaining, recently watched his old cruelty squad it's fricking gold made me purchase the game for the first time and it's such a good play frick you!
>gayincelhomosexual6969 bet his previous record by 0.004 seconds
>*shows footage of obese unkempt autist screaming like a spastic*
Damn this content is fire
For me its The quest to beat Matt Turk
>latest video
>And that runner...was me!
How did you react?
i already knew him from his punch out career, glad to see him turn his obsession into video creation to get money out of it
I got my dad into summoningsalt videos with his new Punch Out video
Speedrunnes pretending like they're doing something truly spectacular and amazing which in reality looks like glitching pixels to 99.999% of humans has got to be the most pathetic and ridiculous thing ever.
I honestly can't think of a more mentally defective community than speedrunners
Olympic runnes pretending like they're doing something truly spectacular and amazing which in reality looks like running in circles to 99.999% of humans has got to be the most pathetic and ridiculous thing ever.
I honestly can't think of a more mentally defective community than olympic runners
The other track and field events are more autistic and stupid like woah dude you can throw a spear really useful nowadays AND it’s some meme modern compound spear so if even for some reason you need to throw a spear in real life you won’t be used to your perfectly constructed modern javelin
>speedtroony thinks he's an olympian
lol
lmao
Gankerners
people playing mario on keyboard are literally cheating
>speedrun takes 1 in a million rng proc
>some guy spends 3 months straight to get the new WR
>they figure out the seed a week later and his record gets stolen by a new runner
That only motivates them to try again.
>rng reliant speedrun
They did that to themselves
There is no form of life lower than that of the mass replier.
>pic
He has good music choice, but fricking hell his voice is grating to listen to.
>The community was in remiss
Give him a break dude, his mum was in the hospital that night, and he was venting his frustration and anxiety at the only thing in front of him.