Anon, are you playing by the Platinum Rule? Remember this next time if you don't want your money stolen

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can't even call it what it's classically known by
    This really is a Godless country

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what it's classically known by
      ?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        platinum used to be called platina
        in this godless country we have to use platinum instead

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You should avoid speaking so confidently about things you're a simple google search away from actually understanding, or else people are going to reply to you and say "shut the frick up and refresh yourself on declensions, you charlatan"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >platinum rule
      What a bunch of satanic bullshit.
      >Golden rule, as it is colloquially called, is a common ethic of reciprocity in many time-tested religions with proven track records over the course of thousands of years
      >some corporations decide to ignore this time-tested wisdom and come up with some new unproven bullshit that they then immediately declare superior to the original.
      I can already envision how this "rule" can be abused by selfish individuals to create dangerous scenarios or toxic environments.

      platinum used to be called platina
      in this godless country we have to use platinum instead

      I think it's more than just what we call a precious metal. Moreso how morality is being hijacked by people with absolutely zero moral anchor or compass, whose idea of right or wrong shifts by the minute.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah and why don't we call lead plumbum anymore

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally different from the "golden rule" you grew up with. It used to be about treating others as you want to be treated, mutual respect.
      Now it's treat others as they want to be treated, walk on eggshells and ask permission to tell jokes and shit.
      It's just weird. That's not even how you teach children.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        From "think how this would feel to be on the receiving end" basic human empathy to "entertain this other person's mental illnesses which they will modify on a dime to squeeze more attention for"

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine using winblows or doing anything to support this homosexual corporation.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watch your language, you are even violating the Bronze Rule

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Might even be treading on the wooden rule.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The clay rule was broken into pieces

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How can I minimize my amount of spying ad-riddled goyim hardware? Are there specific AMD models that mesh well with Linux and don't have any plutons or other backdoors? Maybe offbrand android phones that have the option of shutting down location tracking and other data spying?
      I'm so tired of being the israelite's property, Gankerros...

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Phone - graphene os, dumb phone, or one of those phones that are modular and ship with linux. Best bet is to wait for the european google pixel that has removable battery and never upgrade it. My phones are a google pixel 3 and a shitty 6 year android with google services uninstalled, i got it for $30 4 years ago

        Computer - start with an amd cpu, from there think about the case and choose a motherboard. (Mini atx is cheapest). Then choose a gpu, ~50% of your net budget should be gpu. Then grab some ram, grab an m2 or ssd (my m2 was $5 for 120gb), grab a power supply, and install a linux iso onto a boot drive. Current build is an amd r5 2600 and amd 6700XT gpu, 16gb ram. Whole thing cost about $400 and is stronger than ps5/series x

        Choosing linux distro - it doesnt really matter. When you start everything is an upgrade from winblows. I used debian for 5 years because thats what came with raspberry pis. In actuality debian sucks. I switched to arch recently and its way better, i get way better performance on everything i do. If you have patience and can read the arch wiki just choose arch. If you want something easy go for mint or opensuse tumbleweed.

        Thats pretty much everything. For email selfhost or use protonmail. For phone plan use the prepaid mvno. For smart watch garmin is the best for privacy. I think thats everything.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks, lad, I'll do my best to research your pointers.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >all this shit and all you did was not have microsoft or apple telemetry.
          >still have your ISP and email spy on you and every website fingerprint you.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fake and gay OP

    https://support.xbox.com/en-US/help/friends-social-activity/share-socialize/platinum-rule

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fake and gay
      What you posted is literally the same.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not quite, look closely

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >keep your language clean and formal
    Gee, I can't wait to get back from the office just to join yet another meeting!

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Treat others as they'd like to be treated
    So I should be an abusive c**t to every woman I meet on Xbox?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm a fricking adult and the Black person i'm berating on the other end of the line should be too, there's no reason why a corporation should patronise fricking adults like this

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That never mattered, souless nigcorps need an excuse to ban players so they buy the product again/get twitch partnerships

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most people are eternal children and the government is their mommy. And mommy doesn't allow bad words, lest one of her children might get mad and throw a tantrum.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good? Absolutely frick bullies and toxic buttholes in gaming. I hop on to game, not get yelled at by bitter little men for being a woman and daring to game. Things have gotten so much better in the last few years it was unbearable just 5 years ago. If you want to die on the hill of being an unbearable moron because bullshit and conspiracy theories live in your head rent free then you do you. Rest of us will game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      tempting

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Good?
      You overplayed your hand.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just letting you all know, I want everyone to treat me like my semen's a panacea.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't feel comfortable interacting with people in such an environment

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will they cancel it too like they cancelled Platinum's game?

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    For a second I thought it would be about pronouns

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It implicitly still is

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    just here to remind someone really special in this thread that no amount of dilating will make him a woman

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember back when I was a console kiddie I went by the username KKKMart. One day I wanted to get my name banned so I could change it for free, so I went on Gears of War 2 and NBA2k and called everybody a dumb greasy Black person. It worked. Xbox let me change my username for free.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, I'm not going to let someone abuse me by forcing me to jump through hoops they won't jump through for me. This is a pyschopath's rule, unironically. Golden rule is actually fair and empathetic.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Golden rule is stupid, a masochist would go around hurting people because that's what he wants. It's more accurate to treat people as they'd like to be treated.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not how it works, no one actually murders people believing it's okay if they get murdered.

        golden rule only works in homogeneous societies

        Platinum rule only works by exploiting white empathy.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          platinum rule doesn't work at all

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It works by the concept of pic related. It's for sociopaths to exploit you. It's people who trick you to treat them well who treat you poorly in return.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Uhh this off brand meme is literally right winger projection
              >So much for the tolerant left!
              >I identify as an attack helicopter!
              >[insert the same dumb joke feigning adherence to basic human decency in order to promote a piece of shit opinion]
              Stick to binging tucker carlson clips on Facebook

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mald more troon your suicide rate has spiked over the last few years.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can pass all the legislation you want, there will never be a woman looking back at you in the mirror

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mald more troon your suicide rate has spiked over the last few years.

                >get BTFO
                >default to troony fetish
                Feels good to win. ywnktf

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It works by the concept of pic related. It's for sociopaths to exploit you. It's people who trick you to treat them well who treat you poorly in return.

            That's not how it works, no one actually murders people believing it's okay if they get murdered.

            [...]
            Platinum rule only works by exploiting white empathy.

            >That's not how it works
            That's what the rule says
            "Do unto others as you would have done unto you"
            If a masochist wants to be hurt then the only way he can follow this rule is by hurting people.

            But under the platinum rule, he will recognize that everyone else doesn't want to be hurt and will not do so.
            Platinum rule is way more rational, golden rule is moronic.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              No one buys your strawman. The Golden Rule is a rule of empathy, it isn't some weird standard of someone with an extreme fetish. If an masochist attacks other people, that's a crime. It's irrelevant to the discussion and truly you're not even following the rule of what you're arguing, because you're obviously pissing me off. So kindly follow the platinum rule and stop being disruptive. So enjoy your Microsoft ban. That's why the Platinum Rule is stupid. It's either just the Golden Rule repackaged or it's just an excuse for tyrannical moderation.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >your strawman
                Following the stated logic is not a strawman, it's basic critical thinking.
                >The Golden Rule is a rule of empathy
                Empathy is about understanding what others want. The golden rule is only about what you want. It is quite literally the opposite of empathy.
                > If an masochist attacks other people, that's a crime.
                Where does it say crimes are automatically exempt from the golden rule?
                > kindly follow the platinum rule and stop being disruptive
                You're not following the platinum rule so I why should I?
                >It's either just the Golden Rule repackaged or it's just an excuse for tyrannical moderation.
                I agree in spirit, but something tells me "tyrannical moderation" is where you're not allowed to shout racist and anti-LGBTQ slurs.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Empathy is fricking gay and so are you.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Platinum rule is stupid because what if I want to be treated like a godking and have you sacrifice yourself for my pleasure? You have to do it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's obvious it's a weird ploy for child groomers and LGBT pronoun fanatics. They needed something that allows them to ban based on not calling the balding man with breasts "xir".

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah no shit. Keep making fun of them so they kill themselves.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              So is it OK to castrate children if they want to be castrated?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have to let people castrate children if they want to castrate them or you're not treating them as they want to be treated.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Let me explain it to you like a child. When you're a child and your mom explains it to you, say you stole another child's ball, the golden rule isn't "would you mind if that child stole your ball", it's "would you mind if that child stole something you like and want". So it's not "if you're a masochist is it okay to harm others physically for pleasure" it's "would you like if someone burned your house down". You're expected to be less literal in your behavior.

              You clearly don't understand anything about the philosophy and frankly it's obvious you're obtuse. Don't worry anon, the gallows will be waiting for you soon.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >W-we'll execute you chuds.
                Bang bang bang bang bang get Rittenhoused get Rittenhoused get Rittenhoused etc.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >have a general rule for a healthy society
              >But what if crazy pervert lunatics
              Kill them

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              WHY the frick has no one pointed out the obvious yet
              Black person, he's a masochist, not a sadist! He only wants to inflict pain on himself REEEEEEEETARD

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd like to be treated as correct, so how dare you disagree with me?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      golden rule only works in homogeneous societies

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only truly fair and empathetic thing ia the blacklist with punishments for block circumvention. I want to be treated like an absolute c**t because I am. And I want to treat others like an absolute c**t would treat others because I am an absolute c**t. This makes me a social parasite in normalgay spaces because I poison their conversations and when they venomize me back - I only end up feeling even more nourished and thriving.
      But I also respect the freedom of others to close their eyes and plug their ears when I speak, no matter how homosexual and soft-spined I may subjectively consider it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is not okay
        Please take therapy
        Don't normalize this digusting behavior

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friend killed himself back in middle school because some scumbag hick kept joining his BO2 lobbies and telling him how he's going to make his family eat a shotgun one at a time before finishing him off. He went out with slit wrists since he thought if he was dead, then the hick wouldn't bother. I'm all for this since there are some people who absolutely need to be treated like the children they mentally are

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      KWAB

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOSER LOSER LOSER
      ITS LITERALLY JUST WORDS YOUR FRIEND WAS GONNA KILL HIMSELF SOONER OR LATER IF WORDS GOT TO HIM

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        this whole "sticks and stones" narrative is really harmful, because words can genuinely hurt people. Everyone has a memory of when someone said something that affected them in a negative way. It could have been anything from a harsh insult to anything as casual as banter. you should think before you say something.
        https://www.livescience.com/6285-words-hurt.html

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          your words just hurt me in a way where i'll be scarred for the rest of my life; i never asked to be treated like this on my favorite azerbaijanian throat singing imageboard
          think before you post these hateful words ever again

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >study of 16

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          REEEE THIS OFFENDS ME MOOOOODDDSSSS GET THIS EVIL CHUDD OUT OF HERE I'M GOING INSANNNEEEEE

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your friend deserved to die and so do you.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based hick weeding out the weak. Middle school me would have racked my shotty on mic and called him a slur.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"I'm gonna kill you gay"
      >"Oh looks like I've no choice but to sudoku then"
      Wow that was easy.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Anon, are you playing by the Platinum Rule? Remember this next time if you don't want your money stolen
    I do play by the Platinum Rule. I don't preorder games because I don't want my money stolen by shit studios.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play multiplayer games unless they're 1v1 because playing with randoms, good or bad, is just about the least fun thing I can imagine.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      this
      I figured that out like 6 years ago when I got burnt out from League, I can only have fun with a team game if I know who I'm playing with. Strategy games and fighting games are way more satisfying to get gud at

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like everyone to suck my dick, so why don't I see anyone on their knees?

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >treat others as they would like to be treated

    Okay, big boy. Yes, who is mommy good boy? You are~

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They wrote all these words and yet all I read was if you troll trannies or Black folk it’s an instaban, whites or Asians it’s ok to yell at like an animal though

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    no, i don't respect anyone's wishes nor do i support companies that treat social interactions as if they needed to be policed.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    xbox only got popular because you could get drunk and play uno while calling people slurs. they should go back to their roots.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it read like playing the xbox is fricking second job

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I treat people like they deserve to be treated.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'M NOT CONSENTING TO ANONS (YOU) REPLYING TO ME. YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO QUOTE MY POST OR SCREENSHOT IT.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You won't do shit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      AAYYYYYYYY

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or what

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are companies so hellbent on stopping humans from interacting with eachother

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They specifically want to make LGBT+ happy and they don't consider the scenario that straight people don't want to witness homosexuals kissing, which ironically is covered under the Platinum Rules. Don't kiss in public trannies.

    • 8 months ago
      Awanama

      >Being nice and not butthole is stopping humans from interacting with eachother
      Holyshit what a brainlet

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    AI implementation into games to curate "inappropriate behavior" is going to be the final nail in the coffin for online gaming.
    Arbitrary corporation rules already made most of social interaction in MMOs to be like a soulless machine where you can actually get banned for kicking someone out of group because they are just too fricking bad at the game to clear an encounter.
    Soon you won't be even able to t bag someone or shout XBOX TURN OFF when a moron is playing on speakers because AI will automatically ban you.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >maybe THIS'LL help us get Xbox out of last place!

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay but do I get treated as I'd like or is that just for everyone else?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oopsie sorry chud i thought you wanted to be treated like shit

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If you don't treat me like I have authority over you, I won't treat you like a human being.
    Frick off with this shit.
    Competitive spaces have shit talking. It's job is to take you out of the headspace of the game.
    It's not a lack of respect, it's to mess with you, throw you off your game.
    Reading this is just code that it works, and you're bitter about it.
    Just turn the mic off and mute everyone, it's been an option since the 360 era.

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer
    >Do onto others 110% as you would like to do unto you, to make up for subjectivity.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weak, try
      >Do unto others what they would never do unto you, to celebrate the weaknesses they lack

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ask someone if I can call them a Black person
    >get banned

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >queues up for a team game
    >"i...i'm too socially anxious to talk or communicate!!!"
    why play team games then?

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make sure the players feel safe to confidently be themselves
    But they are literally saying you shouldn't be yourself if it makes people uncomfortable

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    kek, what the frick happened that they thought this was necessary?

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >misogyny cannons: loaded
    >name-calling turrets: armed
    >N-word particle beam: full power
    >racism and xenophobia missiles: primed
    >sexually explicit language thrusters: max capacity
    >swearing lasers: locked on
    Yep, it's real gamer hours

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>N-word particle beam: full power
      apparently not

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm saving the N-word reactor for when I go on Twitch and find a black kid with zero streamers who is excited to have a viewer.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it only has one shot, it'd be stupid to waste it on talking about it wouldn't it?

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you want to feel like you're getting lectured by HR when you're playing a game in your leisure time? "Clean and formal?" Really?? What's the point of having a mute button if people refuse to use it

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >self-censor yourself goy
    If a mean word is enough to shatter people’s psyche, then we are truly doomed

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just don't say the n-word or enjoy your ban.

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