if i want a pastry i eat some from the local bread store, they are fresh
I see these things in the mall and they cost far too much compared to local stuff
Even as a kid I found them disgusting, overbearingly sweat (and believe me I like sweet things), somewhat edible when toasted - I don't know how you could stomach it raw, unless ofc if really hungry.
Being not american, I will never understand the appeal on these things.
Greedy despicable companies combining the unhealthiest, most addictive, yet convenient breakfast invention designed to maximize profits.
That and idiotic parents neglecting or being too lazy to look into the nutritional content of the food their children are eating. I don't think Ive eaten one in about a decade, but I will admit I see them and they are somewhat enticing sometimes but are terribly underwhelming when there are better options at a grocery store.
My Walmart started carrying Raspberry Poptarts for the first time last week. Holy FRICK are they good, just like raspberry jelly filled doughnuts, only in cheap Poptart form.
>rape
if you're so hungry you can eat my pussy
you likely have a rotten pussy, prostitute
I don't eat breakfast couldn't of been me.
Not anymore b***h
Would you, /vp/?
Totally. In fact, now I'm going to buy a pack as a way to apologize to poor Wigglytuff.
>oran berries
>blue
What were they thinking?
well they weren't called "orange berries", anon.
Yes
I'm gonna pop your tart right now, wiggly-gurl 😉
Sorry Wigglytuff, I didn't know...I bought us some more if that makes it up to you.
Being not american, I will never understand the appeal on these things.
>sweet
>pre-cooked
>can be eaten hot, cold, raw
>individually wrapped
>nostalgia
They're awful nutritionally but pastry is pastry
if i want a pastry i eat some from the local bread store, they are fresh
I see these things in the mall and they cost far too much compared to local stuff
>local bread store
>america
Try again
>local bread store
Those don't exist here
Yeah you have to go to some mall i assume
what the frick are you talking about
Isn't like that in america?
I don't think you know what a mall is.
No, malls have the most pre-made garbage of all. You'd have better luck getting a decent baked tart at Walmart than at a mall.
Walmart is not a mall according to you? what is it then
supermarket, which is one big store.
a mall is many smaller stores in one building
fine, whatever they sell processed poison
I am glad i still have local stores, not forced to buy processed shit from supermarkets like those
Even as a kid I found them disgusting, overbearingly sweat (and believe me I like sweet things), somewhat edible when toasted - I don't know how you could stomach it raw, unless ofc if really hungry.
Greedy despicable companies combining the unhealthiest, most addictive, yet convenient breakfast invention designed to maximize profits.
That and idiotic parents neglecting or being too lazy to look into the nutritional content of the food their children are eating. I don't think Ive eaten one in about a decade, but I will admit I see them and they are somewhat enticing sometimes but are terribly underwhelming when there are better options at a grocery store.
because they taste fricking GOOD
My Walmart started carrying Raspberry Poptarts for the first time last week. Holy FRICK are they good, just like raspberry jelly filled doughnuts, only in cheap Poptart form.
well theyre filled with cum now, sorry
Aw sweet an esl thread
Have Perfect Apple instead, guildmaster!
>The_most_perfect_apple__ever.jpg
I don't see it.
In the trash where they belong. This is a Toaster Strudel household