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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tifa? More like Titfrick.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Titfrick is fricking boring IRL

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. homothug

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Stellar Blade
    >Now this

    Are we healing?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >industry runs into trouble, thousands of layoffs
      >"send in the breasts!"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one cares about Westoid trash companies. Go away.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >buying japanese trash instead

          lmao, weebs

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            ok mutt

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Go back playing your garbage western AAA, troony tourist.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Square-Enix is, by all accounts, an American company these days as well.
          Capcom too.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i don't see west companies doing this

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Burqa bikinis?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bro you're fricking moronic it's some mild clea age when games with full on nudity released in the last few months from "muh west". You cultural war spamming Black folk are obnoxious as frick and unironically have made me hate japan.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a little cleavage
      >ARE WE HEALING??!!
      Sony really did a number on everyone's expectations

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >WTF WHY ARENT HER NIPPLES SHOWING
        >F-FRICKIN SAFE HORNY ESG SHIT!!!!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is nothing compared to the fanservice we use to enjoy in the mid 2010's. Regardless, struggling studios are starting to take note of what makes gachashit so successful

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          BG3 let's you run around naked, so this is fricking nothing.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          T rated game used to have bikinis with actual bikini bottoms, panties and jiggle physics, even games like Blue Reflection feature shower scenes with shown buttcrack and it was rated T, it's a step in the right direction but still pales in comparison to what we used to have

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Zoomer detected

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Japanese games with Japanese designs and roberto ferrari on it have never changed
      only the westoid focused designs went woke

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ferrari is based as frick. SE needs to let him head up character design on the next mainline FF instead of leaving him in side character hell again.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remove every single American investor from Japanese and European games and you'll see it heal in a day.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        europoors don't even allow lisa simpson porn. They're cucked beyond belief

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >europoors do-ACK

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's because people realized that trying to desexualize women to make women happy doesn't work and just makes women hate men even more. In fact, people are realizing that women will hate all men no matter what they do, no matter how much they support them, whatever. And they don't buy your desexualized games... but they will buy this, I 100% guarantee it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >realized that trying to desexualize women to make women happy
        Uglifying them was to appease to loud, vocal trannies that will never be able to compare to CIS women and to appease to loud, moronic feminists that are unironically so bitter they want to sabotage their fellow women by making them just as bitter, unlikable and alone as they are by loudly pushing out propaganda that spreads through the herd like a virus cause 99% of women are unironically hardwired to follow the herd instead of actually think for themselves, let alone in any sort of critical, self reflecting way that could possibly include ACCOUNTABILITY. Normal, functional women didn't give a shit in the past. What few sane women still exist in the West right now still don't care either.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literally nothing
      >healing
      healing from what?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you have to keep in mind that Ganker doesn't actually play games

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          sorry, I completely forgot that.
          anyway, have another Angela curvature!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            is she fun to play as? I did my only run with a team of Hawkeye Riesz and Charlotte

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Spamming spells is fun so yes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait for the next Mana game to actually show if it has any fanservice

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but
      >asiatic
      japanese games will always be superior

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still wearing the skirt that has found itself onto like every swimsuit over the last couple of years.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I hate that shit too. Let's see some bikini bottom ffs!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Instant D rating if they do that, this is a kids game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >every single AAA californiaslop game hemorrhages money
      >they still keep at it because the investors are footing the bill
      >some brave souls emerge to carry the kino torch despite all this
      we're back

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Japan certainly seems to be. Capcom especially, throwing titty AND ass jiggle into RE4 and SF6.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      people are going to look back on the gaming from like 2013-2024 and laugh at how the left grifted an entire industry into pleasing people who don't participate in the hobby at all

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A game where I don't need mods for bigger boobs is worth the money, yes.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No Ill just fap to the porn

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what happened to the morality department SE had?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think they were rightfully hanged. Long life the booba!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolute fricking morons whipped themselves up into an outrage over half baked translations and developed a narrative that was entirely false.
      The entire ethics department shit was "give her a sports bra so her breasts aren't bouncing everywhere"
      It was never about making them smaller. It was never about hiding them. You can see this in game when she wears a dress with no sports bra. It's very clear her breasts are as big as they've ever been, and that the sports bra behaves realistically by keeping them snug and in place.
      Gif related.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The entire ethics department shit was "give her a sports bra so her breasts aren't bouncing everywhere"
        >It was never about making them smaller. It was never about hiding them. You can see this in game when she wears a dress with no sports bra. It's very clear her breasts are as big as they've ever been, and that the sports bra behaves realistically by keeping them snug and in place.
        Why do you lie on the internet?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's right tho

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            He wrong tho*
            FTFY

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Tom Hanks is now black?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Sports bras stop boobs from bouncing
          No they don't. Touch a woman

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you look at the concept art for her blue dress, she flat out doesn't have the black underbra in it. The same applies to I-No in her most recent GG appearance and Juri in the previous SF not having a black undersuit. The concept art spoils it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're the liar.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The entire ethics department shit was "give her a sports bra so her breasts aren't bouncing everywhere"
        Don't look, i'm posting unethical bouncing breasts. Don't scream too loudly when seeing this horror, muppet-chan.
        The entire "ethics department" should be lined up against a wall and shot at with rubber bullets until they die.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You expect anons to know how breasts work when they've never touched them?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your implants don't count as touching breasts, sorry troonybro.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The entire ethics department shit was "give her a sports bra so her breasts aren't bouncing everywhere"
        >It was never about making them smaller.
        Yes, weve known that for a long time, thats a problem I wanted Tifas boobs to jiggle every fight, I also wanted to see her panties with every kick

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tifa's breasts are actually slightly bigger than her original design too. Beach episode here proves it.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are they catering to porn addicts

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They buy games unlike troonycels and twitter femoids

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Waifuchads actually buy and play games

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you bought this game you are the problem

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you lost Barry

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >my bogeyman
            Don't allow companies to break games into pieces and sell them back to you.

            You are a consumer.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >seething
              lmao

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That'll be three payments of 70$ please and you may have your boobies

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            XV > XVI > VIIR
            This is like the exact opposite of the critic scores.
            Never trust game journalists.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I trust the journos over random anons on Ganker.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's the opinion of Japanese players.

              You lost.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                japan has always had and always will have bad taste, ALWAYS. insane how this was once common knowledge here, it's seemingly been completely forgotten on Ganker anyway.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care what the Japanese think. I'm American. XV is the best of those 3. I like that it takes place in (not)America. Roadtrips are comfy.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              FFXV is the second wordt ARPG I've ever played.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What's the worst?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nooooo not the porn addicts ReeeeeeeeEEEEE!!!
      >faps himself/herself anyway
      I hate hypocritical frickfaces like you so much it's unreal.
      Black person, eeeeeveryone and their grandma faps in their lives, go take your castrated ass to another planet

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. Consumer golem

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i dont
        also not buying ff7 rebirth btw

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean it's quite simple. coomers actually buy games. There's no big mystery to it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's so funny how now all the shitposters have done a complete 180 and now are complaining about the breasts, when their go to thing to cry about part 1 was how the breasts were nerfed.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're going to make Tifabro seethe

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Having breasts in your game will encourage people to buy your game.
      Not having breasts has never actually been the reason someone bought a game.
      Anyone crying about breasts in a game either bought it anyway or was never going to buy it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno, I feel like that isn't true. just look at Dead or Alive, it literally only exists a coomer gacha app now because that's all people would buy into the series for. you are right that most people here b***hing were never going to buy or play the thing they're complaining about though

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because we'll actually pay for boobs in our game were you'll just steal it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      cuz we support games while twitter trannies don't

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      point me to a non porn adduct on Ganker and don't bother to lie about yourself.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Me but unironically

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      because catering to troony POC westoids didn't work

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They want again the onlyfans moronic crowd, they are big spender for anything that remind the female form

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Easy profit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      “Sex Sells” isn’t just an empty phrase. It was the law of the land, until women and homos in HR ruined it all over the last decade.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tifa accidentally photobombed an entire nation with porn live on TV, and the reception to it was POSITIVE.
      How the frick do you turn down that free publicity?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus they jumped her like two full cup sizes and they were already mogging everyone but Scarlet's bolt-ons.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      really wish they toned down Tifa's breast size. Gamers aren't teenage boys anymore so there's a much more bigger market to appease.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up gay

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally baiting. Unless you knew that when you responded to him, then I guess you’re flirting with him, so go ahead.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Censored T rated shit no thanks.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ara ara...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scarlett was always the breedin' man's choice.

      Tifa is too skinny.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The slap fight will be glorious.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The slap fight is definitely cut. Way too demeaning to women.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >4 more years

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >X3D Tifa
    Lord have mercy on my dick.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>yep, that's a must buy for me
    hell yeah the MILK TRUCK has arrived

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      VR of being together with them on the beach fricking when?!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Virt-A-Mate has all of those capabilities. It has Tifa nd Aerith models as well as fricking animations as well as a beach setting.
        Apply yourself.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't listen to this dumb homosexual unless you have an interest in learning animation.
          Sick of VAM tech demo shills.
          b-but you can just use autothruster/bodylanguage/sexhelper
          Yeah with no creampies and really awful janky and stiff animations with no body movement.
          Could add life/e-motion etc. and have it never react meaningfully anyways.
          >b-but just use a premade scene
          Yeah and hope your model fits without having to adjust the animations and even then, still stuck with every woman being 7 feet tall without adjustments.
          Don't even get me started on facial expressions, 99% of vam users just stare at lifeless dolls, or use expression randomizer so they make random faces (of your own choosing) that don't line up with the action.
          Theortically tho you could spend 100 hours making a scene to your liking for one model if that floats your boat.
          Oh also thanks to koikatsu israelites the majority of stuff you're expected to pay pig, thankfully the pay pigs upload a good amount to f95 and shit but you'll still be missing a lot.
          Oh and good luck if you decide to animate getting any anime models to have good expressions. Especially with the teeth lmfao.
          VAM IS SHIT

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cloud confirmed gay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Eyes locking on Tifa the whole time
      Aerith-gays btfo

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that this discussion is even happening is really a massive success for Aerithgays.
        VII and Compilation both have always been very clear about Cloud's feelings, yet Aerithgays have been so consistent over decades that people are still reacting as if this is new information. We've always known.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          this lel, all of it has been fueled by sheer power of will and noise for years

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The definitive mogging

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does Barrett look like the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where are the breast physics?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        FF isn't ready for DOA breasts tech

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What a shame. Just imagine Tifa bouncing and wobbling around as anyone with natural breasts that big actually would.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cloud:...damn I gotta go..return some videotapes in the bathroom

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cloud looks like a b***h
      Pretty much doomed to be sissified like link.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aerith has nice hips

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cloud looking quite delicious here too.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        faaaaaag

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's they key, i think
        they need to pander to everyone or they can't pander at all

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        stfu gay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mfw Cloud has bigger pecs than Aerith's boobs.
        Aerithsisters.. it's over.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    cant wait for the twitter outrage that will make them change it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      After Hogwarts success corpos realized that twitter outrage actually helps sales

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      After Hogwarts success corpos realized that twitter outrage actually helps sales

      After Hogwarts and Palworld, corpos HOPEFULLY found out it's not a matter of Twitter outrage boosting sales, it's that Twitter outrage just doesn't fricking matter cause no sane person gives a frick what a bunch of neon haired terminally online morons have to say about something after a decade of poisoned, shitty games. Some people just ignore "social justice outcries" now cause of the effects it had. Some people will buy into the things those FREAKS cry about solely to spite their whining and screeching. Either way the "activists" are to be ignored, they don't actually support the things that pander to them, they're all broke-ass parasites who unironically are the equivalent of "I'll pay you in publicity exposure" and think singing their praises will keep the game afloat when the game needs MONEY that these freaks don't have cause they're all single women that hate working or are leeching off of someone else and have no money of their own.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY FRICKING breasts
    I thought anons said this game was censored?! Frick, I have to buy this now

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cant wait to play the definitive version on OC with mods

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Big boobs
    >Small ass
    Must buy

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks too asian

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to buy this game, then I'm going to make a Tifa build on Elden Ring with the dlc. It's nice to have good games again it feels like it has been over a decade.

    Also going to buy
    Armored Core (haven't gotten to it yet)
    Stellar Blade
    Dragons Dogma 2
    The Persona game with a horrible name (Metaphor re-fantasy)

    Good Year

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well yeah, devs who put sexy girls in games need to be rewarded, it's the only way we can go back to the times whre that was just commonplace before anita happened

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would literally cum in 30 seconds.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cloud absolutely prematurely ejaculated under the Highwind. Maybe a few times, because of soldier frickery.
      But Tifa was really nice about it because that's the kind of girl she is.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the industry sucks and nothing is getting better
    >better buy a soulless remake because uhhhh fake breasts

    Never make a thread complaining about the industry ever again you are the problem

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >CTR+F
    >Kishida
    >no results
    Yep, im thinking we won.. that schizo isnt here and got btfo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice blog homosexual

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino! Frick that homosexual

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Game flops
    >Okay okay you win heres the boobs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally that easy, Gankerirgins. Money talks. Vote with your wallet. The future is bright and Nippon will lead us back to the promised land.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't want old games broken up into pieces and sold back to us

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >leaks involve bigger boobs in another outfit
    >her default outfit still has small boobs
    this is bait and switch bullshit, square.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please see the gif here and learn how breasts work

      Absolute fricking morons whipped themselves up into an outrage over half baked translations and developed a narrative that was entirely false.
      The entire ethics department shit was "give her a sports bra so her breasts aren't bouncing everywhere"
      It was never about making them smaller. It was never about hiding them. You can see this in game when she wears a dress with no sports bra. It's very clear her breasts are as big as they've ever been, and that the sports bra behaves realistically by keeping them snug and in place.
      Gif related.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        anon, in a tank top you can't hide boobs, they would still be there.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Using realism as an excuse
        Go back to ResetEra.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>her default outfit still has small boobs
      No?

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >desperate for SOME sales, they finally bring out the sex appeal card
    sorry, square-enix, but once you've censored ANYTHING, i no longer buy from you, the fact you have/had an ethics department at any point in your history means i never buy from you again
    these are just the simple principles i follow

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it was the combat, story, and lazy graphics

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Combat is excellent you contrarian homosexual.
        Go play FF7 OG and realize how bland and super brainless the combat is for 95% of the time.
        Remake + Rebirth's combat is excellent.

        I can agree with story to some extent, and graphics is arguable (sometimes trashy, sometimes fine)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >x to awesome
          Lol
          Beyond tasteless

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he thinks button mashing garbage is good gameplay
            opinion invalid

            >press X to win
            >t. homosexuals who havent played Remake, let alone Hard mode
            This isnt FF15, you're not fooling anyone moronos

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              That'll be three payments of 70$

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                For over 300 hours of content beautifully remade and with gameplay evolving on a strong formula over every iteration, and the payments spread out over a decade?
                Fricking count me in, $210 over a decade is $21 A YEAR. That's a fricking bargain, mate.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he thinks button mashing garbage is good gameplay
          opinion invalid

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I (regrettably) bought Remake twice and the combat is absolutely terrible. It is derivative of XIII's awful combat, and the fact that tards are magically treating this series of games like they are masterpieces when they encapsulate all of the problems of XIII (not just the combat) is absolutely laughable. All it does is prove that 90% of Final Fantasy fans don't like Final Fantasy, they like seeing their favorite characters paraded in front of them just like Marvel slop. Who am I kidding, that was proven when they started milking VII in the first place near 20 years ago now.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >doesn’t talk about the actual combat whatsoever and just talks about how it’s derivative
            Riveting post.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not even close to 13s combat you fricking moron

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              thank frick for that

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lighting Returns has great combat, but yeah the combat in the first 2 was not great. Ff7r1 and 2 have great gameplay that is probably the best thing SE has done in a long time

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wasn't a big fan of LR's combat but yes, compared to the first two, massive improvement. Not my cup of tea but it wasn't utter shit at least.

                why is it using the FFXVI OST at the start?

                Frick do I know lol, banger bit of OST though, even though it fits like an ass in a shoe with VII. It confused the frick out of me too though ngl, odd choice.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                eh 7R part 1 had ok combat. I was a bit bummed when I tried to cancel a regular attack string into a special move and nothing happened, and the air combat sucked shit. some magic was really too slow as well, nothing more annoying than whiffing a spell an aerial enemy is weak too because they moved an inch to the right

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          don't even bother with the morons. they will tell you horseshit is a fine delicacy if mainstream starts saying it's bad.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will now play your game.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll wait for the PC version
    Don't have money to buy a PSToy

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    GLORIOUS NIPPON

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bikini top
    >skirt/sareo around bottoms
    EVERY TIME. Between that shit and spats, its clear the goalpost has been moved to covering up the bikini bottom area.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a Japanese thing, the majority of women there don't wear bikini bottoms because they are generally considered too revealing. It's somewhat of a dying sentiment, but otaku are still latched on to it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      these FF7 girls have no butts anyway anon, wait for 9R's Garnet

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cumbrains always pay

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    MILK TRUCK HAS ARRIVED

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cloud about to get the sloppy toppy

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    see this shit? stop it, and almost nobody ever brings it up. all of the discourse is around breasts (which I agree are the more prominent asset) but I don't know of a single non-gacha game that has released in the last 5 years that actually has a bikini bottom, or god forbid a thong.

    I'm genuinely curious how many attractive women (uggos, fatties and troons dont count) actually wear spats/booty shorts instead of normal female underwear/thong. My wife, who is not into revealing clothing at all, mostly wears thongs as I figure most other normal, attractive western women do.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but I don't know of a single non-gacha game that has released in the last 5 years that actually has a bikini bottom, or god forbid a thong.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        even your own example betrays you

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well, if you're into potatoes.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mmo that stays alive by catering to its second-life reject fanbase
        functionally identical to a gacha. Lets put in the stipulation of non-live service game.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=DeqK9rtPcck

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://store.steampowered.com/app/2024490/The_Legend_of_Heroes_Kuro_no_Kiseki__Original_Swimsuit_Feri/

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm genuinely curious how many attractive women (uggos, fatties and troons dont count) actually wear spats/booty shorts instead of normal female underwear/thong.
      As I said

      It's a Japanese thing, the majority of women there don't wear bikini bottoms because they are generally considered too revealing. It's somewhat of a dying sentiment, but otaku are still latched on to it.

      , it's a Japanese thing. You have to remember that this game comes from a country where a-line skirts are still in fashion. Here: https://japantoday.com/category/features/lifestyle/94-of-japanese-women-dont-feel-confident-in-a-bikini-survey-reveals?comment-order=latest is an article from ten years ago talking about bikini bottom insecurity in Japan. And, as with everything, societal pressure factors into it. You show up to a beach in a thong and nobody else is wearing one, you are going to feel odd, even if you are secure in your own skin.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is bollocks, there are gravure idols who always do bikini photoshoots

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's not saying bikini bottoms don't exist, you moron.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >gravure idols
          >normal people
          gigamoron

          interesting, why does this only seem like a recent occurrence in the video game industry then? Shouldn't this have always been a thing then if this is the true cause?

          >why does this only seem like a recent occurrence in the video game industry then?
          It isn't within Japanese games, especially the IPs that are very waifugay heavy. Only one of the 5 swimsuits in this image is a regular bikini bottom. Even going back to the PS2 era you can observe the same shit. It's all about reservedness and not looking like a prostitute, I guess dressing the "mature" archetype in one is typically where it falls because that's the appeal for those characters anyhow.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, i just don't buy that. idolmaster also isnt a great example being that its all young girls, of which tifa and aerith are not. I distinctly remember exposed ass and high cut bottoms being a non-issue back in the day. Like I said previously, I don't even know when the last time I saw one in a modern game is. Easily years.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        interesting, why does this only seem like a recent occurrence in the video game industry then? Shouldn't this have always been a thing then if this is the true cause?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tekken 8 features actual bikinis with bikini bottoms and its rated M equivalent in Japan, it seems that CERO has become more prudish recently since Tekken 7 also features them yet it's T rated equivalent in Japan, this whole skirt bottom or rashguard seems to be due to CERO, Yakuza 8 does feature actual full bikini but thats an M rated game through and through

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine if Japanese took their kids to the beach. THE HORROR!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean yes but burger SJWs arent that different, though I'm glad ESRB isnt that moronic yet but they did give the Tomb Raider remasters M rating due to intense violence when they were T rated in ps1

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yakuza girls are all used goods thoughever

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is rape
    This is misogyny
    This is NOT OK

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's what makes it funny

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Large breasts make my penis double in size to 4 inches

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am an anon and I have never bought a single Japsengame or anime anything

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gay sex with Tifa

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that her only swimsuit? that's quite a shock that would be her first pick instead of three or so options for the player to decide on like the dresses in remake

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is not her only swimsuit, or at least not her only outfit for Costa del Sol.
      Did you not see the State of Play?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        still too loose is she just truly a prostitute?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, she's a pure maiden in love trying to get Cloud's cute virgin pp hard. And she's succeeding.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know if I want to frick Cloud, Aerith or Tifa more

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's their intent.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            why does everyone's waists look so weird? I thought it was just a girl's but even cloud's looks off

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's 2 options per girl except Yuffie

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >except Yuffie
        Those bastards.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know if I can wait until this comes out on PC. I might end up getting a PS5 just to play this.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I sincerely miss the times when the games industry hadn't decided this place was a target for their campaigns. Now every time a company wants something to be talked about and sold they just fricking flood this place in the most obvious and inorganic way.
    The same images, the same subjects, the same repeated buzzwords, the same arguments, the same recycled memes. And then once the game has sold it's total radio silence only for another to take it's place.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    unless there's a scene where the girls take turns burying each other in the sand and tickling each others feet its a miss for me

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm putting this on and never taking off

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      has it been confirmed if we can have characters wear these outside of costa del sol?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      has it been confirmed if we can have characters wear these outside of costa del sol?

      You can only use alt costumes in specific locations. You're going to have to wait for PC to be able to use them wherever you want.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bet you gonna be able to wear everywhere once you beat the game, just like remove cloud from the party has been confirmed

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If the mods don't get deleted that is.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, she's a pure maiden in love trying to get Cloud's cute virgin pp hard. And she's succeeding.

      >mannequin doll faces with bolt-ons
      Is this what weebs really like?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, we're straight unlike you

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You sure?

          I don't know if I want to frick Cloud, Aerith or Tifa more

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Madam M going to pop Tifa's Cherry
    It's over Cloudbros

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She popped Cloud's too, didn't you pay for the most expensive course? He absolutely 100% came.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was then I knew I had synergy with Cloud as I blew a load in my pants at the same time

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tifa Lockhart makes my wiener hard

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really, really like this image.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        its all yours

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nani the actual kuso is going on asoko?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mimics. The leaf is a trait of some kind of Japanese spirit or some shit; it can transform into anyone but always has that leaf on it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Okay thank you for that context, however I am still not ready to endure whatever the frick an army of JOHNNY can cause. What the actual frick is going on in Costa del Sol LMFAO

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, one Johnny was bad enough. This shit's gonna be whack.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Tifa asian?

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sex appeal is used for almost a century to mask poor quality products
    >woke culture forces products to take the mask off and people go full denial rather than admitting their product was always shit
    >"look guys boobies!! they're wearing the mask again!!!!"

    This shit is basically the new gacha garbage, at least woke shit has the common decency to fail financially rather generate billions in revenue from porn addicted coomers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >first game """"""censors"""""" tifa
      >THE GAME IS SHIT
      >tifa has her breasts out for everyone to see
      >GAME SUCKS IT'S USING SEX APPEAL TO MASK HOW SHIT IT IS
      lol

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The first game was shit for a lot of reasons you just couldn't stare at a pair of breasts to hide that fact

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are nips so based when it comes to character design

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The BBC SFM is going to block out the sun even more after this game

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    PC version when

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      2026 if it's like Remake

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Remake had a year of exclusivity, PC was 1.5 years after original release
        Rebirth has 3 months exclusivity, I would not be surprised if PC version launched at the end of the year.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Remake was PS4 exclusive, and then EGS exclusive.
          It's at least a year before they launch it on actual platforms. They don't disclose how much they get from these exclusivity deals but it has to be at least a significant chunk of the game's budget to hamstring their sales this hard.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think S-E wants to tank PC sales with EGS deals anymore, its clear no one buys them on EGS and it hurts the Steam sales eventually cause people pirate

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >equating pirated copies with lost sales
              listen man plenty of people who pirate were NEVER going to buy the game, and if SE really cared about EGS exclusivity hurting their sales, they would've ported KH off of it by now.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they would've ported KH off of it by now.
                They can't because Epic themselves ported Kingdom Hearts for them. It's Epic's in perpetuity, like Fortnite. It'll never be available anywhere else.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >imagine licking all that delicious sweat nectar

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you know a game isnt going to have long lasting fanbase when the only thing being talked is only le boobies fanservice and not about the gameplay or story itself
    >t. Relink enjoyer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      where do you think you are?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Relink threads in Ganker have actual discussion so try again

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          and so did infinite wealth threads. turns out when games come out they are actually discussed gameplay wise. you're comparing a multiplayer game that isn't a console exclusive or a target of the culture war autism on here (muh ethics committee) to a sequel to a game people have spent years crying about on here that isn't even out yet. again I will ask, where do you think you are?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon, ffvii has lasted like 20 years and the very big things about it is the tifa vs aerith thing
      and FFVII remake has shone alone just because of the gameplay

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw i adore aerith but tifa keeps getting all the attention with all these kino outfits
    >peeking thong
    its unironically not fair

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tifa only has her body to offer, Aerith has everything else

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but i want aerith to wear a microbikini or have a peeking thong
        these outfits for her are super boring

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mods. But yeah. I hate how they think Tifa must always be in black and white and how Aerith must always wear pink and a skirt/dress. Give us some variety.

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      aerith would be super sexy if they gave her a round peach, not the walking washboard she's in the remake.
      >flat breasts, big butt
      is peak female form.

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ive never played, and in fact WILL never play a final trantasy game. Nice cans though

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Can you israelites leave me alone so I can play video games?"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nose

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sauce?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >breasts too small on Tifa
      >Nose way too big on Aerith

      4/10 I'm honestly embarassed at the lack of effort.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay but seriously who's the big nose b***h on the right

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oy vey

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i would
        i have a soft spot for butterfaces
        and a hard one as well

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Shalom fellow prostitutes! Sucking dicks, amirite?

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOT BIG ENOUGH
    TAKE THAT SIZE, TRIPLE IT, ONLY THEN WILL I BE APPEASED

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it needs to be even bigger! PC bros rally to me!!

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      black men only

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Excellent midriff

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Only person I remember from the village is you
    Jesus, I swooned at that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Emilio
      ..is that someone we should remember?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude, how could you forget Emilio? He's the general store kid in Nibelheim.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's one of the kids that followed Tifa around. The novel Traces of Two Pasts gave them all names.
        I'm 99% sure he's the one who called Tifa to the water tower to say he was leaving for Midgar, and then sent her a letter basically acting like she already belongs to him which really pissed her off. He's the only one the novel spent any time on, specifically to show that Tifa never liked any of those boys but she did like Cloud.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he's the one who called Tifa to the water tower to say he was leaving for Midgar
          sounds like you're conflating the waterfall picnic for the water tower
          https://pekotranslates.tumblr.com/post/659965158272204800/traces-of-two-pasts-episode-tifa-pgs-01-24

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, I didn't remember the picnic at all.
            I was probably thinking of the dummied content from VII itself, where Tifa had a diary that mentions being asked by all the boys to the water tower.
            Either way, Emilio had no fricking chance.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >try to track down the source
              >supposedly this is from Ultimania Omega
              I swear these frickers just make shit up whenever they want. The frick kind of names are Wel and Meiday?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the store owner's son I think?
        he had a crush on Tifa. You find his letter in his home.

        I thought SE forgot about him because in nibelheim demo you can't find that letter anymore

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      These dialogue options need to be in every ff from now onwards.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah this is literally a dating simulator

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It gets funnier though.
        Fricking wrecked.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm gonna be the biggest butthole to Tifa *rubs hands like a villain*

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Which one is supposed to be the Good option?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you shoved a flower at me
            Them they'll probably banter

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            bottom

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        based. its literally the only female interaction i will ever have

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the "Next to you, who wouldn't?" of the remakes.

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker is moronic she had a huge rack in the first game also. just because they're not triple Z sowcows doesnt make them small.

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, but can you kick Red XIII with the soccer ball?

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who's hotter chun-li or tifa?

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The frilly shit just seems out of character for Tifa. I’m not going to look a gift horse in the mouth though, I’m genuinely amazed that they’re not running around in one piece swimsuits.

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's up with a giant ass fricking head? morons and normalgays always generate some bullshit. A good big booba is bigger than the head. But then again, the head on a petite woman is not fricking huge.

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Built for BBC

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kys your fricking gay!

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    these threads are FUBAR, shut em down

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no breasts
    >no ass
    >no hips
    >wide shoulders
    A-Aerith sisters.....??????

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still the cutest girl

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >girl

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only thing Aerith has in common with trannies is how early she dies

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I will save her

            She won me over with her autistic charm

            Too bad she's married to me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's insanely hot but the 3d modellers don't give her any positives, it's like they just went all out on Tifa but not on Aerith

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she
        >her

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because Aerith is aurtistic and as flat as a washing board, she's the kind of girl who would probabably be a furry NEET if she was real.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          She won me over with her autistic charm

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw had a dream about aerith having big fat breasts and an amazing ass
        aerith > tifa

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      so that explain why she sold herself in the streets lol

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep, "she" is basically a Brazilian troony hooker

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You mean Shitfa

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still the cutest girl

      Aerith xisters more like

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      aerith has the personality. tifa has the body.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >aerith has the personality
        "She" sure does:

        >girl

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seething Tigay

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tifa gays are at least attracted to an actual woman

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Who don't like her but instead like her breasts. Poor Tifa.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >aerith has the personality
        Tifa does things Aerith don't and that's exactly what I want to see.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot
      >weird ass banana feet
      >awkward high fives
      >goblin face

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm in love

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This is an official screenshot
    Bros why is she so fricking pretty?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanted hair down Aerith ever since I saw her in Remake. THANK YOU REBIRTH

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    These escorts are so expensive!

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ending seen just leaked

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats not Red XIII

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I CANNOT STO- HAHAHAHA I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING BWAHAHA! THE SER- HAHAHAHA OHHH MY GAWWWD! THE FRICKING SERPENT FIGHT!!!! BAAAAHAHAHAHAA! THEY FRICKED IT UP SO BADLY! I AM IN TEARS!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that one Clerith homosexual samegayging up the thread
    Embarassing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Take your meds schizo

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is unironically by far the most sexualized SE has ever made any of the FF7 girls in any media. Thats a win in my book

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    these high fidelity models are blessing for the porn they make possible

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Big giant jiggling breasts are ok for kids according to CERO but blood trails are over the line

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but blood trails are over the line
      This is when Remake went to far. Removing such an iconic scene because "oh blood is too much for a T rated game!" made me swear off buying any other entries.

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cloud sees Tifa's breasts
    >momentarily in shock

    Kinda funny.

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    tifa's breasts shrink multiple cupsizes in her original outfit. and she has spats.

    WILL NOT BUY

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for the PC version so I don't have to use AMD pixel vomit console.

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tifa is for Cloud. Aerith is for Zack.
    In case you guys didn't know

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ??
      aerith is for me.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aerith is mine

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          frick you

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I want to frick Aerith...

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              We know Cloud

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't bother, bro. The people that still don't understand that are so far off the deep end that they could never be convinced. SE could put out a game all about either of those relationships, and even include a wedding, honeymoon, hours of sex scenes, and an epilogue that shows them growing old and dying together surrounded by children and grandchildren and they'd still be in denial.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, Zack.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tifa is for me and Aerith is also for myself.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't bother, bro. The people that still don't understand that are so far off the deep end that they could never be convinced. SE could put out a game all about either of those relationships, and even include a wedding, honeymoon, hours of sex scenes, and an epilogue that shows them growing old and dying together surrounded by children and grandchildren and they'd still be in denial.

      Cucked, move on Zackgay.

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they censor the most infamous scene in ff7 cause of CERO. you don't see aerith stabbed.
    no, really

    but hey enjoy your boobs in one outfit and nowhere else!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, I don't know how to tell you this, but Ganker only cares about memes and porn, not video games.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are you like this?
      its not as simple as "we dont see the stab"
      its the stab being glitched out. Cloud blocks it just like he blocked zack, out of pure trauma.

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    best part about the remakes is that the game doesn't force you to play as this homosexual early on and you can freely switch him out of your party of chads

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      isn't cloud locked into the party for the entire first part of the remake?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought you have to play with Cloud in your party and then in NG+ you can play as whoever?

        I'm pretty sure you can main whoever and forget Cloud exists thanks to the real time battle system

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          changing to someone else in the party isn't switching him out for "your party of chads" ignoring any party member in the battle system is a skill issue, you should be swapping to between your entire party to make the most of everyone's ATB meter.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            idgaf cloud should have died at nibelheim this game is so fricking easy all you need is barret/tifa to steamroll everything

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought you have to play with Cloud in your party and then in NG+ you can play as whoever?

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    when your game has no gameplay or story, use boobs.

    that's how JRPGs sell games

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >goes into coomer thread
      >WTF why are all the industry plants only talking about breasts!??!?!?!
      imagine thinking the behavior of the cumbrain on here is a marketing tactic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's exactly that, why do you think square is focusing on one cutscene with boobs and not the story or gameplay?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you act like SE didn't just put out a big ol demo for those exact things anon. I know you've been trained to see any and all vidya discussion as covert shilling attempts like some kind of moronic dog, but maybe you shouldn't go into a thread about breasts then get mad when that's the subject matter of the thread. to think the concept of coomer threads is new to these homosexuals

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            anon they are using costa del sol + breasts to hide that the gameplay and "open world" is generic slop.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              ah and just like a moronic dog you don't understand my words and keep barking anyway. yeah anon they've shown NOTHING of the game outside of this, you are very smart and not at all a rube

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      based
      i rather have boobs and no substance than troony Black folk and no substance

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This better come to PC as well or they won't have my money

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      PS5 exclusivity ends May 29th.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        PC version 6-9 months after that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not even 6 months
        look at that fricking leverage

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    !!! TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF SEX WITH AERITH !!!

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course it HAD to be her saying that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haha that's adorable

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?si=Wu_Bw-fO4jiMou-C&t=104

        I already love her so much, this review starts with her introducing herself to the cast too lmao

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          why is it using the FFXVI OST at the start?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >true modern jrpg
          it's literally the first part but in new locations.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      stupid kid grrr
      needs correction

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maid Yuffie sex

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Comfy winter Yuffie sex.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's dangerous Yuffie you're gonna slip and hurt yourself nyooooo

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              what are these? they look like post encounter animations

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                From the gacha game ever crisis

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Home screen wallpapers from Ever Crisis; the FFVII gacha.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                From the gacha game ever crisis

                >gacha
                pretty cool. still refuse to play a gacha

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No need to play it anyway; the best part is the costumes, and modders have been consistently porting those over to Remake.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                CURSED WEBM

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Ever Crisis gets to keep unbuttoned original Yuffie model from Intergrade

                Why

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So they can add the Rebirth version later and pretend it's something new.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What are those girls whispering and smiling about? They aren’t talking about my smol penor or stamina…are they?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're laughing at all the people that pull on male character banners.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yummie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember when everyone thought it was either Aerith or Hojo

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If it'd been Aerith, I wouldn't have been too surprised. If it had been Hojo, I would've gone to Japan and sucked Nomura off because he'd earned it.
        Yuffie is a good middle ground though, cracks me the frick up.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon I don't think this is the first time you've posted about sucking Nomura off...

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It is not. I had promised I would go to Japan and suck him AND Nojima off if they made Hojo say the line. They did not, so no head for them, but kudos nonetheless for an excellent choice on who got to say this fricking sentence.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isnt this kinda pedo to write her saying this?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's 16. It's literally fine.

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one who thinks Yuffie has nicer breasts than Tifa
    >inb4 Yuffie is flat
    No, not in Remake, look again

  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    guys, don't forget that sephiroth gets damaged. the story is ruined and the game literally unplayable.

  99. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    between this and stellar blade, does it mean that western bullshit is starting to die?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No.

  100. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't there 2 outfits? Some of you guys are going to get the other one.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I believe from what has been shared, you can simply buy the other costumes this time

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice.

        Outfits being in shops might make mods easier to just load additional costumes instead of requiring an outfit replacer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >don't like either of my waifu's
      It's Jenover

  101. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No Scarlet swimsuit
    No buy
    No Madam M swimsuit
    No buy

  102. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  103. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does Aerith kinda suit it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >generic shaped buttons for easier localization then the Jeremy Meeks dance in Remake
      Soulless

  104. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so did they change anything about the generic action rpg spam combat?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. Now you can press button to watch an anime cutscene between two characters, and no it's not exactly the same as Link Strikes from FFXV.

      rip barry
      hopefully he killed himself today

      I'm right here

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm right here
        kys then

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          only if I can barry my dick so far inside your ass whoever could pull me out would be crowned King of Lucis

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's gay
            you're gay

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        link strikes were a poor man's Double/Triple tech from Chrono Trigger.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I guess? It's all just dogshit animations that involve no positioning or timing. I can't believe people even call XV or VIIR "Action" games with how little to no interaction you have with the enemy. They're effectively no different from ATB, the only difference is you can run around a 3D space between attacks and wish you were playing Tales of Xillia 2.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty normal to not have any fun playing the game when you're intentionally playing it incorrectly.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >they're effectively no different from ATB
              reductive moron. you're welcome to show me in which ATB based FF you build the ATB meter by attacking and can manually avoid/block incoming damage on reaction

              There's no context for it because of the imbalance, so parrying/blocking/dodging are wasted. Also you say it's reactive, but in every boss fight your party members (or Cloud himself) won't shut the frick up about an incoming attack. You can play the game blind, literally, and suffer no game overs. The game has Action elements. Unfortunately it forgot to design enemy encounters that utilize them.
              Yaiba: Ninja Gaiden was a superior Action title. Let that sink in.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever you say lil bro

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well yeah, the default would have to be whatever I say, since you have nothing to say. Did you even play the game? I don't give a shit if you disagree with me, but for Christ's sake I swear none of you can even discuss it, like you either didn't play it or were so fricking checked out during the mindless encounters that you can't recall it. Not that I blame you. Remake was the definition of forgettable, or worse yet; memorable for all the wrong reasons.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Good job lil bro you showed him

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well yeah, the default would have to be whatever I say, since you have nothing to say. Did you even play the game? I don't give a shit if you disagree with me, but for Christ's sake I swear none of you can even discuss it, like you either didn't play it or were so fricking checked out during the mindless encounters that you can't recall it. Not that I blame you. Remake was the definition of forgettable, or worse yet; memorable for all the wrong reasons.

                Trannies hate it when you refuse to engage their petulant talking points. Like anyone is supposed to seriously respond to "you can play it blindfolded."

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >they're effectively no different from ATB
            reductive moron. you're welcome to show me in which ATB based FF you build the ATB meter by attacking and can manually avoid/block incoming damage on reaction

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No you're not.

  105. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    rip barry
    hopefully he killed himself today

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's right, XV is a piece of fricking trash in virtually every regard except it's AAAA graphics and Godlike music

  106. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    any new tracks from the OST out there yet?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Desperately waiting on the Battle on the Big Bridge mix.

  107. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf i love nu-tifa now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that tit squeeze
      frick westslop
      i'm never buying shit made outside japan/s korea

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ruined by the burqa, shit game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmfao at the tit squeeze done like that, she knows what she's doing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        there is no effort in this. it simply happens naturally

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      boobs in a shit game means its like 99% of JRPGs

      show me gameplay.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        could have the best gameplay of the decade and doesn't mean shit
        remember Black folkpoken?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you play Remake? It's that. Again.
        Something worth considering is that there were more cutscenes than gameplay in Remake, and barring the dumbass aimless XIII-tier field wandering and the rash of inevitable low quality side content, this will likely be the same.
        Do you really want to "play" a movie you could just jerk off to for free? It's not like the storytelling or characterization is revolutionary or anything.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOOO THINK OF THE ESG SCORE THIS IS PROBLEMATIC

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's so fricking desperate for that BIG CLOUD wiener kek.

  108. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tifa? Isn't that a 12 year old boy?

  109. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will now buy the pc version and fap to both the game and SFM Tifa.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw I'll fap and not waste time or money buying/playing this low effort, creatively destitute cash cow

  110. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do these breasts ensure a higher sales number than part 1?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.
      I bought a PS5 and this game just because of breasts

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically yes and in part three they'll probably do the XVI thing and straight up have Cloud nude with Tifa

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's stuck on a dead console. There's a reason companies are still putting out PS4 ports.

  111. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So all the people complaining they fixed her boobs are all ResetEra gays?

  112. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Explain why anons hate big boobs?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think they might have contracted the gay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      BIG GAY

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't hate them, but over time I just grew to like small breasts and flat chests more. I don't know why.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they aren't big enough, OG tifa had bigger boobs in her original outfit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, but these are bigger than FF7R 1. I'll fricking take it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person, you really used the post I used to criticize your pozzed garbage censored slop to market your shit game?

      I will not be buying AAAslop

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like boobs

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dangerously close to that Xenoblade 2 fanart where Rex has a twin katana blade where the breasts are their sheaths.

  113. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's actually real
    feels like old times

  114. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tifa will be getting tag teamed this time around
      cloudcucks...

  115. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    even if i made eye contact i'd have to look at them breasts
    like, every other second i'd take a quick peek, mid conversation, even
    self-restraintbros, how do you do it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      eyes were made to look, as long as you don't touch or give unsolicited compliments you're fine
      girls dress like that cause they want you to look. just, don't stare for too long

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >don't stare too long
        >they want you to look
        does not compute

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's like looking at the sun. 2 seconds is enough

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Patience, wait for less blatant chances to take longer looks.

  116. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The hubub about large breasts in games being a good thing now makes me believe it was a psyop in the first place for game companies to make games that were doomed to fail have ugly, small chested women.

  117. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She should be more muscled.

  118. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sauce

  119. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will NOW BUY YOUR GAME

  120. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could just look at or generate art, one swimsuit doesnt fix a generic action rpg.

  121. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When is this coming to steam?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exclusivity ends May 29th, so any time after that.
      XVI will probably be first, since it's getting a XIV collab in April and Yoshida said he didn't want to do a collab between them until around when PC players could play it too.
      So Rebirth will probably at least be in the financial quarter after that comes out, to keep SE's numbers up for longer.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Yoshida said he didn't want to do a collab between them until around when PC players could play it too
        lmao wasn't he the one telling people to just get a PS5 for XVI?

  122. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, and…?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if I wanted a shit game with boobs i'd buy one of the 9 billion generic JRPGs with bigger boobs.

  123. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess pandering to gays in ff16 didnt turn out a profit aight?

    good riddance ethics department, may they never find job again

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