Another day another mob, so far what we have is.
>a crab which drops its claw which you can use to put blocks further away
>an armadillo which drops its plates with which you can make armor for your wolf
Reminder that voting doesn't matter because the e-celebs will make a rigged vote and convince all their followers to vote for the most useless mob and not ruin their vanilla experience
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Crab sounds absolutely kino.
>company is worth billions
>"best we can do is one mob per year"
if they add them all then why even have a vote?
The whole point of only adding 1 is marketing buzz, if they added them all it'd defeat the artificial hype which is the entire reason they do it.
Oh, and the next mob is Pengiun btw.
What fricking marketing buzz do they need, half the goddamned planet already owns minecraft
They make far more money from merchandise than the actual game, so its to their benefit to practically give the game away for free, but keep people playing and maintain public interest in the brand.
>every update has to have HYPE!
moronic corporate focus-group nonsense. Just update the fricking game, not everything needs a SUPER COOL EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT!!11 FEATURING YOUR FAVORITE YOUTUBER!! Can't stand this shit. Its been how many years now since Microsoft bought Minecraft? The game should look unrecognizeable from when it was bought. Instead there's been like 2 major updates and a handful of mobs added because they spend more time marketing their updates than actually making them.
>moronic corporate focus-group nonsense
That's microsoft for you
>MUH MARKETING
Fricking have a nice day corporate bootlicker. Why are marketing fricking updates? All this is doing is wasting time when they should just be adding shit to the game.
>Why are marketing fricking updates?
To sell merchandise to children, the primary audience. Little timmy needs to be excited about a minecraft camel so that his mommy buys the lego set and minecraft camel tshirt for him at xmas.
that and they know modders will add the losers in themselves
The vote should be who gets added first, then add the other ones some other time in another update
but smol indie company plz understand
The fact the other options never get added is exactly why the mob vote generates so much traction as twittertards and youtube comments argue endlessly, only to seethe when the one they wanted didn't win and will never be added.
better question: why have a VOTE when they can ADD THEM ALL?
I literally just told you why: Marketing.
what if the vote videos were simply showcases and they had a popularity vote instead of a "pick which thing we pit effort into for the whole fricking year" vote
it'd generate the same buzz and if you don't think so you are not actually smart enough to justify your paycheck
Nobody would care if it was a popularity vote, but people get up in arms over it when it's a "vote this or it won't get added" scenario.
Hey you take that back. They can add 1 tree a year too
just add them all you lazy fricks
ermmm they can't just do that because... le java engine
>another irrelevant mob vote where it takes them 6 months to make a single mob, and toss all the other better ideas in the trash with the false promises of "bringing them back in the future".
Mojang is a fricking joke. The company is in a decline and they can't make other games to save their lives. It's over.
you realize they're in zero danger and can add frick all every year because minecraft is still the biggest game on earth right.
While there have been good updates (villages,Nether,caves and mountains) the sheer laziness otherwise is astounding. I think little kids could stomach a lot of content and depth.
It managed to beat Tetris of all things too.
>YOU CAN ONLY VOTE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Literally 5 minutes worth of work
Black personjeb is a Black person.
I wonder how much does Notch hate his Black person ass.
>voting doesn't matter because the e-celebs will make a rigged vote
Voting doesn't matter because they should just be including every mob in the vote instead of making it this big event to drip-feed people the least amount of new shit possible.
Voting doesn't matter anyway because it's moronation to only do one.
If any e-celeb wants real respect, they should tell them to not vote at all and demand they just make all of them instead.
Frick the vote. It's just more abusive trash to make you feel more included while they get a license to be lazy.
I HATE THE MOB VOTE
I HATE THE MOB VOTE
Moder will add all 3 of those mobs into the game in fraction of the time, mojang is a joke
The real reason that voting doesn't matter is Mojang makes the winner obvious from the start
>item vacuum unstackable item sorting
>new plants
>reach
and then they design 2 shit-nothing mobs that no one will get mad when they lose
these Black folk add one fricking mob every year while they make billions from this ten year old game
why the contest even, just add both mobs you lazy homosexuals
Crab is such a no brainer choice nothing else could even come remotely close
Sniffer is the most moronic mob ever. It's so fricking niche that you can't even get anything from killing them. Even Phantoms have miniscule purpose. Not only that, they could've just added a new crop and food which can be retrieved only via Sniffers so they would be at least more useful than a Phantom but no, they decided to add 2 useless decorative plants noone will ever use.
this is so dumb
>armor for wolf
why would I want that? are you going to give it enchantments like a vacuum for items? or passive plus damage or something? (we all know the answer is no)
NOW YOU CAN PLACE STUFF FURTHER
>ok but i can just put some blocks and go further, but thanks for the convenience i guess
they really need to do more with the stuff they already have like copper, and make the mob vote just something you do to get the voted mob early and the other 2 next update.
come home, white man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpGlyW4D3dI
>wolves have been in the game for 12.5 years
>just now considering giving them some armor options
great game mojang
The fact that this thread even exists at all means Mojang won and the mob votes are a good strategy
mineycrafta
>Another day another mob
more like another year another mob
you know, ive come to realize
notch gave these homosexuals too much when he left
he should have just given them two fingers in the air.
Didnt play Minecraft for a while but wtf is Copper supposed to do?
Literally nothing.
>Literally nothing.
BUT WHY????
I tough they added new cool shit like gold or silver???
>added
>gold
uhhhh
it rusts
>Copper block oxidizes and looks pretty 🙂
>Lightning rod so your house doesn't burn down (You WILL put up the copper stick in the sky)
>Spyglass (Double zoom with optifine)
>Brush for archeology (Could have been iron but copper needed a use)
Absolutely no other functions
Oh it's also a trim color for when you're at the literal end game with nothing else to do but make your armor pretty
i started playing blightfall after not playing mineshart in like a decade
it's kind of fun
just stop updating with useless bullshit and let modders have a final version to go crazy on
>It takes an entire studio to produce one low poly mob per year
And people called Notch lazy