another day, another very skillbased game from Yanmega.

another day, another very skillbased game from Yanmega.

I would cut each wing off this insectoid shit eater with precise cutting skills to ensure maximum pain is felt.

What a fricking b***h.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    skill issue

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      suck my dick

      Why the FRICK is Serene Grace allowed but not King’s Rock?
      No, King’s Rock adding a flinch chance to other moves is not an excuse

      The homosexual b***h had speed boost. I think there should be a flinch limit though. What a bull shit game.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah Yanmega doesn’t get Serene Grace but still
        insanely lucky opponent and le epic flinch hax is no better than Double Team/Minimize

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i would suck it

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the FRICK is Serene Grace allowed but not King’s Rock?
    No, King’s Rock adding a flinch chance to other moves is not an excuse

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      zapdos, a pokemon that was ou solely to spread paralysis with discharge and static+roost is allowed but kingsrock is skilless dice rolling
      -finch

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      pls understand Kings Rock Cloyster gets flinches too consistently so the item had to go for everyone. Para Flinch Serene Grace bullshit is fair balanced and competitive though! -omgon

    • 7 months ago
      Brett

      yeah Yanmega doesn’t get Serene Grace but still
      insanely lucky opponent and le epic flinch hax is no better than Double Team/Minimize

      Because the only way to do that is to ban RNG entirely and at that point you aren't even playing pokemon anymore.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Finch hasn't lost to Serene Grace Togekiss yet.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      King's Rock can be equipped to any Pokemon. Ignore the fact that the only Pokemon that gets mileage out of King's Rock is Cloyster
      Serene Grace is an ability on multiple Pokemon. Ignore the fact that the only Pokemon that get mileage out of the ability is Skymin and Jirachi, two Pokemon that are "meant to be overpowered".

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        King’s Rock Maushold can work, especially with Beat Up
        Fezandipiti becomes broken with King’s Rock Beat Up Technician and Tera Dark
        Togekiss is a b***h with Serene Grace

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you the guy that couldn't deal with a Milotic of all things?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      that is 100% me you pretentious snake fricker.

      >opponent starts out with that moronic spider thing
      >switch to my psychic/fairy buttplug thing idk what she's called but she has magic bounce
      >masterfully frick up his team
      >but of course he has the loose serpent with the hickeys
      >can't fricking touch her because my team had no grass / electric moves
      >have to deal with not only a fat bulky snake bawd, but her boosted SPA on account of my intelligent play of reflecting sticky web

      your bawd wife is badly designed and deserves death, and the opponents I face

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >can't fricking touch her because my team had no grass / electric moves
        So you had no super effective moves against one of the most common defensive types kek you suck homosexual

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >admitting you’re a moron who can’t even remember Pokémon names
          >seething anyway

          >my team had no grass / electric moves
          skill issue
          water is the best defensive type in the game and you NEED an answer to it

          not the anon but it was obviously a randbats team morons

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >admitting you’re a moron who can’t even remember Pokémon names
        >seething anyway

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >my team had no grass / electric moves
        skill issue
        water is the best defensive type in the game and you NEED an answer to it

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're unironically the kind of nu-comp ADHD homosexual that people like finch cater to. Get used to brownnosing him some more and you'll get what you want in a generation or two. Play the long game, anon.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >masterfully frick up his team by bouncing aticky web
        >REEEE WHY DOES STICKY WEB ACTIVATE COMPETITIVE
        >insta lose to it
        It sounds like he has a contingency for reflected webs, while you didn't even consider the possibility of ever facing the extremely common bulky water type.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why yes I am that moron

        KWAB

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Lost to competitive Mioltic copy paste meme because he didn't take 5 seconds to look at his opponent's team

        You're the dumbest smogBlack person I've ever seen. Idk if you or the OP who fricking still uses Clodsire unironically is worse at playing this game.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you are the dumbest smogBlack person
          says the person that cant tell both of these games are random battles

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's a samegay you dumb frick
          nice reading comprehension

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    kill flutter mane

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grabbing Zacian by his neck and pounding his stomach to fricking pulp.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's some advice: don't get tilted over random battles. They're a stupid minigame you play while you take a shit, they're not meant to be taken seriously.
    In fact, don't get mad at competitive pokemon at all, there's so much game deciding RNG it's just not worth the headache. Suck it up and move on to the next match.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you’re on /vp/
      if people will seethe over minor and irrelevant things then they’ll definitely seethe over random battles giving them a team that isn’t good against the opponent’s team

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    randbats are easy I just spent all afternoon getting people to forfeit because of a lucky guess

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao reminds me of when I flinched the frick out of a Heatran and KO'd it. Get rekt'd loser.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >playing fanfic
    Get over it

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Runs a bulky motherfricker who constantly heals himself.
    >Opponent throws out fast guy who locks the wall down.
    So you're crying because you lost?

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