>another IDW chad character getting added to Sonic. >Archie still has zero

>another IDW chad character getting added to Sonic
>Archie still has zero
Frick bros... What went so fricking wrong, Sallybros...

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yep, real chad energy here.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      literal crying b***h.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do Sonic girls love human wiener?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only wiener Whisper is getting when not munching on Tangle's carpet is Silver's easy simping.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why do they keep giving silver girlfriends?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gold and Whisper are Evan's self-inserts as a outlet for her love of Silver (but also makes them gay to appease the Xitter cult, lel) and Blaze is just an adoptive sister and tard-wrangler.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I know this is going to make you very upset to know but Blaze is more than a tard wrangler for Silver and I think we all know this at this point, some of us are just in denial

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh , it’s huge Denial

                Silver and Blaze are intrinsically tied together. Sega loves pairing them!

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                As siblings. Did you not see her blush at Sonic holding her hand in that recent issue?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >as siblings
                There’s that denial again…even Sonic ships them

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >have to spell it out because they have never shown any natural chemistry together
                silvaze has always been the most moronic ship and no one can tell me otherwise

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >both of them looking at sonic like he said something stupid
                >silver doing the gay leg cross
                I think you missed the joke here

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Silver is boring next to Blaze so i'd be glad to see that change. Not even that they're a bad pairing, just uninteresting to me.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Holy shit I just realized it.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              What's the evidence for whisper bring a self insert?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                She's literally Evan's Forces OC and a repeat of what she was already doing with Gold in nuArchie: being a vocal fan of Silver and needing a part of her in his fictional life.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think the wiki on whisper covers the sonic forces. There is a pic of a character maker that was one of the things that helped develop whisper. Whisper was designed from the start to be lesbians with tangle, not silver.

                Your evidence is too weak. Never read archie's so I cant comment on gold.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's going to be a cuck queen arch involving silver where gold comes back and blaze suddenly realizes he's more than a friend.

            • 7 months ago
              Boco

              Gold is banned along with the rest of Archie.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Which is exactly why the arch will come out of nowhere

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Self insert for the avarage sonic shitter, more moderate and intelligent than sonic but with hecking cool powers.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because like Sonic said, Silver is Blaze's Tails and Tails also gets a new gf in every new continuity.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why do they keep giving silver girlfriends?

          Silver stays pure and celibate as god intended, also his psychic powers would switch off if he ever had sex and we all know it

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Silver is a femboy built for men.

        • 7 months ago
          Boco

          Based.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Silvia the Hedgehog!

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who needs cats when she can have hummies?

            • 7 months ago
              Boco

              Should be endgame.

              But alas, the comic is written by Evan "Allergic to Heterosexuality" Stanley.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                At least it netted us some good cuck-jokes on a character that was already a joke from the start.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        sus

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      crybaby ass b***h

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        A very cute crybaby b***h though.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      Made for BoC (big octopus wiener)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably the worst character from the comics

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's decent fap material though, so, there's that. Chocolate wolf with fat tiddies.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically Sonic and Belle are tied for worst characters in the comic.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is way too above the reading level of sonic fans, but Whisper is crying here because it was established few issues ago that Cream's bravery moves everyone.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whisper dicky gay confirmed?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      what is it about this character that inspires so much seethe?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She’s a cute chocolate wolf!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        99% of the people here haven't read her story by the posts here. She was a part of a group of mercs and one of them sold all the others out to robuttnik and they all got killed by Shadow androids, except Whisper she survived. She has survivors guilt/ptsd about it and is generally sad/afraid to get close to others. It's pretty good writing as far as fricking Sonic characters go.

        • 7 months ago
          Boco

          And the one who sold them out still tries to kill her every now and again.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why would anyone post on a thread for something they haven't read?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Why would anyone post on a thread for something they haven't read?
            Do we tell him?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly I really liked her and Tangle at first but the writers have been really misusing them over time by trying to shove them into every story and constantly fiddling with their characterizations on the fly to give them an excuse to show up everywhere
          Surge and Kit are still cool because they're used a bit more conservatively, AKA only when there's an actual point to their appearances, so it's only when they think of an actually good* idea involving them

          *YMMV

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Surge and Kit are still cool because they're used a bit more conservatively
            they're literally appearing in the next arc after a short break

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The crying lesbian that can't do anything without her emotional support lemur is trash

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            She's never broken down when there is a need for action. It's always during the dialogue parts between the action scenes. And she isn't crying about petty things. It's always about the death or possible death of someone they have built up is like family to her. Crying at that is normal for a human being. How much of an anti-social recluse do you have to be to not know that it's normal to cry when your loved ones die? And it's normal for them to stop working (which she never does) and just stay in their house for a few days.

            If she's a whiny b***h than Batman and Spiderman are even whiner. They have bailed on their entire role as a hero because of emotional baggage.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cries a lot
        Pushy lemur friend who keeps being overly homoerotic
        Tragic backstory that people construe as melodrama due to the amount of death and betrayal it has
        Apparently looks too OC-like despite characters like Shade and the Babylon Rogues existing
        Ian Flynn doesn't really know what the frick to do with her
        Thinks Silver is pretty cool
        Apex sexo, prime wife material

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do like Surge...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      when she's being mind controlled

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how much longer does idw have anyways

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think 2025 or late 2024 until it shuts down
      >Archiegay starts screaming in joy after getting bullied by IDWchads
      They will just switch publishers and continue the story with them lol.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick do archie sonic fans even care?

        I read those back in middle school and looking back they were generally long winded shlock or all over the fricking place.

        I also was perpetually wondering why the art just randomly got shit and years later found out about Penders.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why continue the story or even make more comics if idw fails

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why not? IDW fricked itself over for losing the transformer license and doing scummy shit.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well, is it a worthwhile enough investment to continue

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >scummy shit
            qrd?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bullied by IDWchads
        *Annoyed by 1-2 spergs creating drama as an outlet for their disliking of an old child's comic.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it seems maybe 3 months or more? they need a new waifu, probably evil or wrap up the arc with sonic getting eggman down non lethal

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe they let a shotacon be canon.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      im surprised he isnt popular but maybe its because hes mopey

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most readers are straight. And he's clearly a little fem boy. So nobody but queers care about him.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most readers are straight. And he's clearly a little fem boy. So nobody but queers care about him.

        He'll be more popular once he goes full psycho. He is absolutely 100% more crazy and evil than Surge.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe anyone gives a frick about sonic the hedgehog comics, let alone the fact that there's a rivalry between them.
      Sonic really does have the most autistic fanbase

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't (you) my joke post with your autistic screeching.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Likewise

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's a pretty pathetic attempt to save face but I'll accept the concession.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >peggable
      frick is this dumb meme

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This poster is peggable

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        -able is an adjectival suffix which indicates the subject is fit to have the verb done to it

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        get out of there bro that other anon is going to frick you in the ass

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yet another part of the woke punk girl agenda

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sauce

  5. 7 months ago
    Boco

    Well, they hate Archie.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    very chadlike behavior on the fans part, totally not schizo troony homosexualry.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tanglegay is just an autistic contrarian who switched from obsessing over Richmunk and diapergays to pretending to like IDW to spite Archie, like that one moderngay spouting 'classicuck' relentlessly or Barry instigating flamewars between Squeenix and Luminous. Just point, laugh and move forward.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow thats ugly

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gameplay gotten so bad fans only talk about badly written comics now
    A worse fate than gacha

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      frontiers is stale and superstars is just sonic mania with colors powerups

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sonic was mostly just about chris-chan and Sonic Boom, until just few years ago that it became about the new comics and the new comics creating the sonic games renaissance. I miss the time when everyone just agreed that Sonic was shit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sonic used to be about the comics almost exclusively 15 years ago

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Take me back to 2011 please

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        my autistic cope canon is Mania leads into Generations and that's the end of the 'okay' era of Sonic.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That doesn't really work because Mania is tied to Forces with the Phantom Ruby

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            im not THAT autistic enough to care.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sonic will never reach this level of quality again
        Why even live?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Generations
          >quality
          Low bar. It's a decent game but it's got plenty of issues.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's been the case for a long time now. Frontiers briefly changed that just for not being a Temple Run but, predictably, it had no legs since it was ultimately just as half-assed if not moreso than what we had a decade ago. DLC at least shows Kishimoto is learning, but given Sonic Team's track record and SEGA's nonexistant budget I wouldn't bet shit until you see it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frontiers had some decent hype momentum then as soon as FH dropped everyone stopped caring due to how grindy and boring it was.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sonics ultimate rival that surpasses Shadow

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i never liked the green b***h, shes basically got no redeeming factors other then she's moronic and angry just for the sake of being angry, shits not IDW's best moment.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >moronic and angry just for the sake of being angry
        And yet you like Shadow who is exactly the same. Curious!

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          No but you see, it's cool when Shadow does it because he's original and not an OC and also actually super cool and can kick ass and isn't a smelly girl

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If this was Shadow, he would've just shot Sonic with a gun. There is absolutely no reason to not have Sonic shot.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except the fact Sonic goes at light speed? Do you even like Sonic saying this dogshit?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        ORE WA

        SUPA SHADOW DA!!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Posting a cooler Surge

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          does she got pregenant from nose touch????

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a rule that rivals have to job to Sonic, even Shadow too. Gotta make sure kids stay attached to him.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shadow does not job to Sonic in SA2, Heroes, 06. Does the Generations fight count? Not that I'd call that jobbing per say.

        Knuckles is messing with you until the second to last zone, hardly a jobber. IDW sucks ass don't try and lump the good shit in with it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's all before the '06/Penders catastrophe forced the reworking of Sonic's image to save face into the safe boostshit-era and cardboard-cheerleader cast we still suffer from today.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's also Blaze, who canonically defeated Sonic, since her story route is the canon one to the final act.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        CHADow is undefeated against SHITnic.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The moment they put a bucket on a green rat, I lost all my respect for this medium.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The iconic bin that Sonic carries around with him. How did I not see that one coming, I wonder.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was made to be bullied and job endlessly

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Has surge beaten ANYONE?

      • 7 months ago
        Boco

        She held Sonic under the water and was electrocuting him at the same. If her harness didn't crap out she was seconds away from killing him.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >needs an artificial power source to get even a chance of winning
          Toss Sonic a single Chaos Emerald lmao

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only in this one time.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          *Only the poor sods in this one game.

          My brain is fricking jelly today.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        she would have killed Sonic if Eggman didn't save him.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Metal twice, Eggman twice, Whisper once, Sonic once.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kit.
        That's... That's pretty much it. And only because he likes it

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She indirectly beat the shit out of my wiener

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sonics ultimate rival that surpasses Shadow

      Said no one, ever. Anyone paying attention to Dr. Starline's track record knew she would fail, and besides that the writers for the Sonic comic have their hands tied - they can't actually let Sonic lose anything or suffer from doubt or regret about anything he does, it's in their contract.

      She's a fun character because she can (and does) frick up constantly and won't let go of her completely bonkers grudge against literally everyone.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She has a grudge against my dick because she lost to it so many times.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally Kefla the Tenrec

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The mandate that Sonic can never lose really hampers their ability to build up rivals

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are the mandates still a thing? can someone list them i forget isn't one of them money doesn't exist or some dumb shit

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          They let go of that one I think.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Money exists, they just can't show it.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I guess money is too lewd just like feet and female featureless crotches

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only mandate that has been followed so far is that Sonic has to win in the end, the rest were made up by Ian to pretend the writing has to be bad on purpose.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            This. The movies and boom had no problems with mandates.

            • 7 months ago
              Boco

              Sega never cared about Boom, and they signed away all creative input for the movies.

              They're hellbent on preventing another Archie in comics, though.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Which is kind of a shame. I actually liked Boom’s designs for the cast and Sticks was hilarious. Eggman, ironically despite this being a comedic series, had a body and build that probably made him the most physically imposing and serious looking one to date, and Tails, Knuckles, and Amy no longer looked like just Sonic palette swaps.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        But people will still defend it anyway because they really don't want "OCs" beating up the literal messiah

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's literally Fang the Sniper tier even with her fricking lighting powers. And Fang is just an butthole with a hoverbike and a springy tail.
      They should do an arc in the comics where Fang takes Surge and Kit under his wing. Three stupid frickups trying to hunt one hedgehog would be funny.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shitty mobile game nobody plays
    yawn.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thats a modern sonic character?
    Yikes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit she looks so much better with the hair down. the moron ponytail is so bad

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        wow just like my fanfics

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That paneling
        What is even happening? This is unreadable garbage.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bruh it's pretty clear. Just read downward. You can even go right to left in each panel and it still works.

          Stop pretending to be moronic.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          > Six squares read left to right, top to bottom
          bro, are you OK?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The guy in the middle is spinning in his chair as a montage of him lazily brainwashing Surge and Kit goes by with every panel. Actually seems like a fun scene to see animated

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          are you reading it bottom to top, or something? what in the frick? left to right, top to bottom, right to left all work - the sessions are even numbered

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Writers barely disguised fetish
        Are we sure this want written by chaoscroc?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I used to fap to that guys shit daily

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

          I used to fap to that guys shit daily

          Wait did he actually do porn? I thought it was just fetish shit?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            People fap to fetish shit. That's why people make fetish shit.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What happened between the middle and last panels that made them both visit Hot Topic? During the off-panel mall trip where she got her ears pierced?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        > discount Scourge
        > discount Finitevus
        IDW is just a much more bland version of Archie, it might not get as bad as the worst parts of the Archie comics but it is never as interesting.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well yeah, it was always obvious Ian wants to keep doing Archie stories but can only get maybe halfway before also pandering to ever-worsening SEGA restrictions.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >SEGA restrictions.
            didn't believe this at first but looking at how IDW is handled as opposed to the Archie reboot it feels like he really cant do what he wants, I honestly wish he would cut down on the fricking references though.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I honestly wish he would cut down on the fricking references though
              Might potentially just be another way to "save face" and keep SEGA happy through cheesy references to material they're fine with. Plus said cheese doesn't clash with anything related to Sonic's image and character so they don't feel the need to intervene.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thank god Juri made it into sonic.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              what is she gonna do with that rodent

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Where'd he get the breasts from?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Claire's

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Scourge is a shit

          • 7 months ago
            Boco

            Preach it.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Scourge being a play on all those Coldsteel like OCs makes him seem better than the half assed Steven Universe characters larping as Sonic OCs IDW keeps shitting out.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Scourge being a play on all those Coldsteel like OCs
              he never was a play he was mostly played seriously lmao

              • 7 months ago
                Boco

                He was both a parody of bad OCs and a bad OC himself.

                So he was double shit.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                and why is that bad, I'd rather have him being an actual threat than get hyped up only to be beat up in a few panels.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why is having an unironic coldsteel character in the comic bad
                shit no wonder why people say archie fans have shit taste

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You forgot Kit who is discount whatever Mighty's sister is called

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Scourge
          >Finitevus
          Those characters were fricking dogshit dont lie

          • 7 months ago
            Boco

            Finitevus was okay, for someone who's pretty blatantly a clone of Dr Zachary from StC.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        so she isn't even really 'evil', just mind raped. wow she got lame fast..

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          She then mind raped Starline back an issue or two later. It's a compelling conflict, truly. The villain is as ineffectual as he is twisted in the mind.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            bonus points for the whole plotline being he has no fricking idea at all what eggman sees in his rivalry with sonic, tries to one-up him, and eats an almost snively tier dookie sandwich in the process

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What is it about Sonic that attracts all these shitty fanfic-quality writers?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Every time I see an anon try to recount something from official Sonic media, it's fanfic.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fun fact: these three characters are all based on glitches from Sonic 2 and 3 where the colour palettes of the characters would break.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Surge but no Kit
    lol they really are just appealing to coomers.

    >Frick bros... What went so wrong, Sallybros...
    Being made without SEGA's hand and therefore outside their care, also reminder they "vault" characters they don't make merch of.
    A shame, since nuArchie's designs both old and new were also god-tier.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    These mobile games get literally anyone they have the rights to in order to sucker idiots out of their money. Like I care, keep putting them in these glorified slot machine games and comics with atrocious writing but keep them the frick out of canon.

    >But Archie!!!
    Frick Archie too but nice try.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >These mobile games get literally anyone they have the rights to
      Really? So where's Sally lmao?

      Shadow does not job to Sonic in SA2, Heroes, 06. Does the Generations fight count? Not that I'd call that jobbing per say.

      Knuckles is messing with you until the second to last zone, hardly a jobber. IDW sucks ass don't try and lump the good shit in with it.

      Shadow loses to Sonic twice then admits that Donic is the ultimate lifeform

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Shadow loses to Sonic twice
        Anon you should try the Dark side story. Canonically all of those battles are "they traded blows but never got to finish".

        We all know Archie is toxic and confusing to bring up with the new comic continuity. Don't be a b***h, enjoy your mobile crap and stay out of canon with Longclaw and the other IDW girl please and thank you.

        [...]

        I too wish to see the end of sonic comics. In fact frick Prime, frick the comics, frick the movies all I want is the game series unimpeded with the occasional OVA or one off comic to tie into a game. Is that so hard?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shadow never would have let Sonic stop the cannon, Sonic had to have beaten him.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is the only good character to come out of this shitty comic

    i'm talking design wise this is the only character that i actually want to play with

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    SEGA made these characters. It's that damn simple.
    It's not about them being from the comics, Cream originated in Sonic X before any game. It's that archie ocs aren't made by SEGA, despite them now owning the rights to them. They aren't going to ever use them, like how Nintendo bought out a fricking Mario porno parody back in the 90s to protect the IP from allowing porn of Mario (that clearly worked), not because they wanted to make official Mario porn.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cream originated in Sonic X before any game.
      Sonic Advance 2 released months before Sonic X even aired its first episode.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        In Japan or America?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Japan.
          >JP Sonic Advance 2 release date: December 19, 2002
          >JP Sonic X episode 1 air date: April 6, 2003

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. If Sonic X made Cream first she'd be just as unusable as Cosmo or the shitty human cast.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          If the human cast is unusable why was Chris in Omens?

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >comic property that is still active and lacks proper controversy gets in over a defunct series that's trapped in legal limbo thanks to some fat frick who REALLY likes echidnas
    Woah no way who would've seen that one coming
    That being said Surge and Whisper big sexo

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They could at least use the characters that where from the cartoon.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Freedom Fighters
        Resistance/Restoration
        >Rotor
        Exists as "Chief Mechanic"
        >Tails
        Self-explanatory
        >Bunny
        Knuckles already fills in the role of "character with Super Strength"
        >Antione
        France is not canon
        >Sally
        Lanolin is filling the role at the moment.

        They're redundant at this point.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get the impression that they'd be nothing more than a wikia footnote if the archie comics didn't go on for as long as they did
        I couldn't tell you if sega is trying to avoid any baggage with the old comics or just plain doesn't like them and saw the hard reboot as a good excuse to finally ditch them but either way their lack of inclusion is deliberate

        • 7 months ago
          Boco

          Its very much trying to just scrap Archie/SatAM and move on like it was a bad dream. And after Penders, who can blame them.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gotta kill anything having to do with Mohawknik.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Freedom Fighters
        Resistance/Restoration
        >Rotor
        Exists as "Chief Mechanic"
        >Tails
        Self-explanatory
        >Bunny
        Knuckles already fills in the role of "character with Super Strength"
        >Antione
        France is not canon
        >Sally
        Lanolin is filling the role at the moment.

        They're redundant at this point.

        Not gonna lie, only Archie character I really want back would be Bunnie. Probably have her be like Vanilla’s cousin or something, but I really like girls with southern/country accents. Also I think storywise Bunnie would serve a nice picture into why Eggman is undeniably a bad guy.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another IDW JOBBER getting added to Sonic
    FTFY

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that an entire comic? I must know!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I miss when fan art tried copying Uekawa's Adventure era lighting style, IDW has the most minimal shading and lighting and the recent Sonic Channel art where it's a sketch with a single color or hardly any lighting is boring too.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surge is a good design as far as sonic characters go.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I like R63 Scourge too.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Edgy green sonic from a parrel universe
        It's cringe because the capeshit concept is cringe
        >Take it, make it a girl and change the species to some rare ancient mammal lineage that fills a hedgehog niche in Madagascar

        Suddenly it's less cringe.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >super powered technicolor-animals with names themed off said powers that fight a mad-scientist trying to take over the world
          >not inherently capeshit/'cringe'
          homosexual logic, with the only saving grace being porn.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's ok when it's furshit.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>Take it, make it a girl
          >less cringe
          Correct. Extra points if it makes me hard.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Edgy green sonic from a parrel universe
          Anon, I...

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he dosent know

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Better Ashura than Scourge was easily. Having him be green on top of being reference to DiC cartoon was getting moronic.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Shilling Surge right when she is about to show back up in the comic

    At this point I'll take anything that isn't Silver's weird dumb romance or Chaotix

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Chaotix stuff is pretty fun though, I'm just sick of fricking Crying Wolf.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Take that back, she is a deep and interesting character.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man you got some shit taste dissing the chaotix issues like that

      Well yeah, it was always obvious Ian wants to keep doing Archie stories but can only get maybe halfway before also pandering to ever-worsening SEGA restrictions.

      >ever-worsening
      Kind of the opposite since he's broken almost every restriction he said they put on him at the start.

      Better Ashura than Scourge was easily. Having him be green on top of being reference to DiC cartoon was getting moronic.

      Why is that moronic exactly? Can a character only be a reference to one thing at a time?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >variant covers
      The cancer that killed comics quicker than digital ever could

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, that's what killed it, not shitty writing.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Silver's weird dumb romance
      He was with Blaze for like two pages in an issue totally about Sonic hanging with Blaze.
      >or Chaotix
      Correct opinion carry on.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A shitty mobile game update.

    What a fricking waste.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      We're lucky to get even that. Sonic Team gives even less fricks and only referenced IDW when Ian was allowed to write the western dialogue.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sonicucks find these bugeyed rats attractive
    disgusting

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sonic girls are handcrafted to lock in to the autist's visual senses, it's like crack cocaine for the male autistic mind.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's like crack cocaine for the male autistic mind.
        To be fair, any brightly-coloured anthro character is bound to get easily imprinted in someone's head, it's not just limited to Sonic.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's left of the male Sonic audience just makes and wanks to the porn. Mainstream Sonic is for 30-40 year old, single women now.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          No it's for little autistic children who are still overwhelmingly male. 30-40 y/o women liking Sonic are even rarer than Japanese fans.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Sitting in the waiting room at the doctor's office
            >12 year old who is obviously autistic runs up to me, stops, and shouts "I LIKE SONIC!" at the top of his lungs
            >Almost die from trying to contain my hysterical laughter as the mother glares at me from across the room

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fresh blood is constantly flowing in. Check on the new generation of deviant art sonic fanboys n girls

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, fresh due to the lonely single women looking for something to cling to maybe. There is no "fresh blood". Maybe little boys will latch on to Sonic for a year or so, but then they move on when they wise up. Sonic is not "cool" anymore.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          After what happened to Rayman after Laserhawk, it's 100% this. Had Sonic not had shonen be part of it's identity it would have been yaoi'd-ified by now.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hot Chick Heaven

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mobian women...

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            NO! NO! YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO SAY THAT WORD ANYMORE! ITS NOT OKAY! SEGA MANDATES SAY THAT WORD IS NOT OKAY! DELETE YOUR POST IMMEDIATELY

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              SEX WITH MOBIAN POOOOOOSSIEEEE~

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Turning Surge into a submissive housewife through dicking!

                She needs to bite my foreskin

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ian Flynn's mary sue is back

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Loses constantly.

      Quite the shitty Mary Sue, don't you think?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        no but you see she's not a character made by SEGA (PBUT) and also is riding off of Sonic's coattails

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Of course. I'm just sayin'. She's not really a proper Mary Sue. For being such an empowered female victim of Starline, she certainly drops the ball and shows her incompetence quite a bit. It's honestly a bit surprising that Idw accidently made a real female character. Overly emotional, is weaker than her male counterparts, mentally unstable..

          Surge is a bit refreshing. I love happy accidents.

          We're lucky to get even that. Sonic Team gives even less fricks and only referenced IDW when Ian was allowed to write the western dialogue.

          They couldn't be bothered to even update the mainline Sonic Forces game on console, they had to stick with mobile games no one touches anyway. Why do they even bother to begin with if this half-assed nonsense is the best SEGA can do?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        she's beaten sonic constantly and only loses to technicalities or something beyond her control, but she still ends up being the coolest and looking the coolest and giving the best le heckin marvel quips

        no but you see she's not a character made by SEGA (PBUT) and also is riding off of Sonic's coattails

        not an argument

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          She still loses and in classic lady-like fashion, she blames someone else for her failings.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          When her and Sonic were fresh and at their peak, he fricking clowned on her. She only got one up on him using stolen tech and once he was gimped.

          That's like saying you could beat a MMA champion in his prime if you had a gun or he was in crutches with a busted leg.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking wish she was a mary sue lol

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        aren't comic OCs forced to not win against sega created characters?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Starline has a win over Shadow so no.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >People still clamouring for Sally to get some representation
    She's not an Archie character she's a DiC character you dipshits, that's why Sega wanted to wash their hands of her and the other "Freedom Fighters" the first chance they got.
    You'd honestly have a higher chance of Mina Mongoose getting added than her.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What does that have to do with anything?
      SEGA still owns everything from the DiC cartoons, unlike some of the archie things so if anything that's better.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >SEGA still owns everything from the DiC cartoons
        They didn't create or have control over the creation of the DiC characters, that's why they don't want to use them in new stuff.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          And yet Post-reboot Archie exists and even has AoStH characters.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah and IDW exists and has no AoStH characters, with Sega putting stronger regulations on the comic.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              That contradicts your statement of them being "DiC" characters. Archie shouldn't have been able to use them if that were the case.

              Sega not wanting to use them (cause they don't fit in and are part of the American lore) is fine but I need a sauce on the "DiC controls them" bit.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Sega not wanting to use them (cause they don't fit in and are part of the American lore) is fine but I need a sauce on the "DiC controls them" bit.
                My point was only that first half, Sega wanted to dump them ASAP even though they had control over them because they didn't like them.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Archie still had the license written back in the 90's and could do what they wanted. IDW's license was written far more carefully as to ensure everything must be SoJ-approved.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nintendo owns captain N but we will never get Audrey II Motherbrain in anything ever again.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who was in the wrong here?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Surge? Duh. Sonic can't be wrong, she just doesn't get it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The writer.

      Surge and Kit can walk away at any time.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the she literally can't just walk she was sorta programmed to confront him.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          She was programmed to obey Starline but got over it. Kit is the one who can't make decisions without being ordered.

          Evan tried to clean this up a bit by making her paranoid and unstable which almost works. Depends on how things go in the next issue.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Remember when we all thought Kit would be some super smart badass and the final boss of the duo's arc because he kept looking shady and had glowing red eyes?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              personally i think surge works better as a solo act or at least if her only option for a partner is kit

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Surge and Kit are Sonic and Tails taken to a corrupted extreme.

                Kit=Tails but his hero worship means he won't even budge when she threatens to drown him and shuts down if he ever has to think for himself.

                Surge=Sonic but his cheekiness is dialed to just being a jerk, and his independence means he doesn't value anyone but himself and kit who is basically an extension of her will.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her time of the month.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ah, yes, I was wondering which would break first

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Surge is unironically right about IDW Sonic but only because the comic brings attention to it in the first place, it's like if a big 2 capeshit comic suddenly kept seriously asking why supervillains don't just sell their inventions.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're telling me kids would even care about this? These Meta commentaries are for the adult women who still bother to buy this shit.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >adult women
          Most of these in the Sonic fandom are trannies, anon.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            But trannies aren't women, Anon.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's the point dingus.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                but they aren't men either. they devolved into slopbots.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ian Flynn for writing this shit. Sonic comics were a mistake.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is it Sonic's fault? Just because he's strong?

      She's basically blaming the whole world since it's not like everyone om Earth wants or would let Eggman run rampant. She's got the mentality of a fricking 6 yr old trying to sound so nihilistic and deep.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because he refuses to solve the actual problem and instead just drags everything out forever and continuously makes things worse because Eggman needs to keep one uping himself.

        It's the same situation as Batman never killing the joker so the joker continues to escape and kill thousands of people. At some point it's no longer Joker that is the issue it's Batman for not dealing with him.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That implies it's Sonic's responsibility. What he does is a courtesy. Now he has to be Judge, Jury, and Executioner? Is it only Eggman, or can he exersize his power as he sees fit? And again, it's not just him. Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Shadow, all of Sonic's friends and even neutral parties have played a part in stopping Eggman, yet they've all let him live.

          Once he's been beaten and turned into authorities, it should be the responsibility of a fair court of law to convict him and sentence him to death. The real question with the Joker is how no cop hasn't killed him while in custody or some random civilian with a gun and a clean shot hasn't taken him out and become the people's champion.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'd agree with, except that Sonic directly stopped Shadow from killing Eggman in these comics. Chaotix were uncertain, but decided to let Sonic pick, but Shadow wasn't having any of that. He also was the one to get Tails to fix Metal up, which directly caused Eggman to regain his memories.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I understand Surge is lashing out, but she's essentially waging war on the whole world. Eggman and his minions, and those who oppose him, i.e., everyone else.

              And she's gonna lose. But I guess that's what makes her a tragic villain.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              All of what you recounted was perfectly justified. Eggman was Tinker and Metal was no longer a threat. I don't know why you excluded the real reason IDW Sonic is insufferable which is when he lets Eggman off scot free after he just attacked and tried to kill Sonic's friends while they were holding a party and while Sonic was busy having amnesia for literally no reason (the author said he just did it to have Sonic out of the story so the characters could inexplicably job until he arrived).

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >unironic trolleygayging

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      “Why don’t you just kill the Joker?” logic

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't have told Surge anything. I would have listened to what she had to say, and that's what nobody else did.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She'll talk your ears off and then follow it up with rough sex, leaving you completely wiped out the next morning.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gremlin women truly are just built different.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Aye, that they are.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >leaving you completely wiped out the next morning.
        Shed cum in 3 minutes like the jobber she is.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then Ian Flynn will write how she lasted three minutes only because it was Anon's fault for being such a Chud.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            A bottom who refuses to accept she is one is good writing honestly

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine how electrifying that pussy is

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you make her cum too hard, then she'll fry you. Wear a rubber if you have something to lose.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >reverse search for source
          >it's made by the skyla dude
          based...

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Calling it right now, she's going to debut in Sonic Adventure 3, getting Silver shafted. Ian will obviously influence this decision.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sonic Adventure 3
      We already had it. It was called Sonic 06.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want Scourge instead

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Screnshotted

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fangbros...we can't stop losing...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally WHO?

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The model is neat at least. Not sure if it looks like that in game but if it does it would be cool if someone took the model from the files or whatever

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      true bro, true.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't Tentrics have cloaca like monotremes?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tikal's a chaos ghost, but she's still going to rape you all the same.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whatever it is, it’s cute

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >eye floating off head
      shit artist.

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic SatAM and Archie did more damage to the overall Sonic fandom than anything after it and no one can prove me wrong.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dumb frog poster

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah Sonic X did the most damage

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it was specifically Penders with his soap opera stories and general autism

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t know if archie was popular enough to damage the fandom

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      SatAM did cultivate a culture of the first types of Sonic fans outside of gamers who began to make websites and forums where the 'elder' gatekeepers of Sonic fandom made it clear that unless you watched Sonic AM and read Archie, you weren't a real fan. The fact that both series give Sonic romantic interest and everyone was married to each other and other nonsensical autistic drama made it so those fans applied all of that stuff to later characters introduced in Adventures and X

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        Well, they hate Archie.

        Sonic SatAM and Archie did more damage to the overall Sonic fandom than anything after it and no one can prove me wrong.

        >Why is having an unironic coldsteel character in the comic bad
        shit no wonder why people say archie fans have shit taste

        Imagine having trauma from fricking sperglords randoms from 90's internet infants of all things, enough to spam your childhood grudge across today's modern places lol.

        Barneygay 2, unironically get help yourself.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Archie comics yeah i can see that but why satam?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because it put the stupid idea of Sonic being dark and gritty in peoples' heads.

        Its Looney Tunes, not fricking Blade Runner.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe. 06 did more normie damage but the comics literally split this IP of fans far far harder than classic and adventuregays did.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really wish people would stop being fans of the old comics and cartoons, they don't realize those media are completely non-canon and they are fracturing the fanbase beyond repair.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go back /sthg/.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine hating fat bastard Robotnik.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't damage what's already broken. The most insufferable people I've ever met don't even know Sonic SatAM or Archie at all, but they LOVE Sonic adventure.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      those comics and cartoon are fricking nonsense
      absolute nonsense
      the fact motherfrickers thought sega was ever going to give them the time of day are absolutely craazy

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >surge=scourge
    >lanolin=sally
    Any other blatant archie rip offs

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lan Flynn = Reined in Young Ken Penders

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      isn’t lanolin more like bunnie
      tangle and whisper are sally and nicole
      starline was finitevus

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >isn’t lanolin more like bunnie
        She's more like Geoffery St. John. /sthg/ explained that one well

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fair points, but my counterpoint is Lanolin makes me rock hard and i love big tiddy sheeps so she mogs homosexual St. john into a black hole always hated him anyway

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like Sonic games very much.

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pat the gremlin
    Hold the gremlin
    Smooch the gremlin
    Cherish the gremlin
    Forfeit all mortal possessions to the gremlin

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fight the gremlin
      call the gremlin a pickle
      wrestle with the gremlin
      fall in love with the gremlin

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like some lame Steven Universe tier shit

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone dump models from Sonic Dash? I'd love to see that Surge get some...use.

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    IDW has managed to survive this long only by blatantly stealing everything from Archie and failing miserably.

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would she fit into game canon? That platypus guy doesn't exist and her dynamic with Sonic doesn't work too well since game Sonic very rarely goes out of his way to save his enemies the way IDW Sonic does.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The same way that Tangle and Sticks do. By just saying she's in.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Shit like two worlds and no money gets rewritten over the years anyways so it's not like thought is put into it.

    • 7 months ago
      Boco

      Put Starline in too. Iizuka said the comics are already canon to the games, to some extent.

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    comics censors amy's panties so its already shit in my book

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aye, anything censored and/or Woke is tarnished goods.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        agree

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s how she flirts with Human Men

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >electric powers
    >knockoff of sonic
    >has a mentally ill feminine creator
    >is a complete failure
    Is-s surge just sonichu?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ian Flynn is a high functioning Christ Chan, so it's possible...

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss this guy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That reminds me, I need to do a request of a female Starline for an Anon.

      Guh. I want to play Cyberpunk instead. However, the idea is intriguing all the same.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Female star line.
        Imagine the hypnosis sex

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That reminds me, I need to do a request of a female Starline for an Anon.

          Guh. I want to play Cyberpunk instead. However, the idea is intriguing all the same.

          One day you'd just wake up balls deep in this platypus with no recollection of how you got there and with months of your life missing.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dies
      >still lives rent free in Surges head

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Ian ever brings Starline back I hope he makes him a full blown schizo like Finitevus

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love the design of that golden egyptian Echidna, something can't remember his name now, but it was "wojak" or something like that kek

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Enerjak

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If anyone brings Fini back, it won't be Flynn.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like him too on a conceptual level, he works as a good contrast to Eggman.

      >Invests more in biology than mechanical stuff
      >tries for quality over quantity
      >Is a fellow animal like Sonic yet still acts against the interest of his fellows

      Total side note, if I were asked to make a game that put Surge and Kit into main game continuity, I’d basically set up the story with Surge and Kit apparently being Eggman creations with an anonymous benefactor helping them break free. And ultimately of course it turns out it really was Starline who just set up a situation ensure Surge and Kit trust him.

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Lanolin is St. Jon, does that mean she's going to take a character's virginity like he did?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully Mimic's while hes disguised as the cat

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      lanolin wins the silver bowl

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    so how long until they inevitably make surge join sonic's friendship harem?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She will be friends with everyone except Sonic.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Surge will not be redeemed."

      Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        so how long until they inevitably make surge join sonic's friendship harem?

        She will be friends with everyone except Sonic.

        List of IDW recurring characters by alignment

        >Good
        Tangle (female)
        Whisper (female)
        Jewel (female)
        Lanolin (female)
        Belle (female)
        Nite (Gay male)
        Don (Gay male)

        >Evil
        Rough (Male)
        Tumble (Male)
        Dr. Starline (Male)
        Mimic (Male)
        Clutch (Male)
        Surge (Female)
        Kitsunami (Male)

        This is how intersectional feminists are. All men are evil unless they are gay and/or trans. I'd add non-white but they'll throw black men under the bus just as quick as they do whites (See Shadow's treatment).

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yep, that's why IDW is going bankrupt and has to sell a shit ton of properties off. Woke/Liberal Idealism has poisoned western culture to such a degree that most Americans look to cultures outside of the US for entertainment and escape.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The first 3 under Evil are gay but that didn't fit your narrative

          no she's based off an obscure palette bug in sonic 2 but scourge was based on the same one so I'm sure some morons think she's based on him instead
          fun fact starline is based on a similar glitch in knuckles' chaotix due to missing data (his name's also a reference to the dummied out character's name being replaced with a bunch of asterisks)

          >so I'm sure some morons think she's based on him instead
          I'm sure that has nothing to do with them both being rival speedsters to Sonic, having similar sounding names, and being from the guy who can't stop making IDW a knockoff of Archie.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Given what I know about IDW's Transformers series, I'll take your word on this one.

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sonic forces
    They're still updating that?

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't give a shit about Sonic but of all the recolors and copy/paste new characters this series keeps shitting out Surge stands out as something that actually looks cool and memorable. The fact that she's a frick up makes her even better.

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I WANT TO BE HER FRIEND.

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still question whether tenrecs are real.

    • 7 months ago
      Boco

      Yes. Shadow was almost one.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lowland_streaked_tenrec

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are mistaken for members of the same family as hedgehogs, but aren’t actually connected. Hence why they picked one as a Sonic fake

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Waiting for my boy Mecha to get in

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel the need to draw her taking a fat shit.

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the archie characters are either lost in legal limbo or have so much bad baggage attached to them (whether you consider the awful writing older arcs had or the previously mentioned legal issues) that sega wants nothing to do with any of it
    I haven't read the IDW stuff and I know nothing about it other than that the chick in OP is a jobber but, presumably, sega both fully owns the characters and is at least somewhat happy with how they're being written, so it's not a big shock they'd use them for cross band promotion like this.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      All of the IDW OCs are crying lesbians (Diamond Cutters) or spotlight hogs (Belle). They're awful.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Belle
        She’s never shown anymore and there’s only one person who wants her to be. Me.

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would be nice if Surge could get into the main games. She could potentially be fun

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is surge the one character thats based off Kefla?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Green
      >wienery
      >moronic
      >Gets owned by the main character
      >Would get raped 24/7 without powers
      sure why not.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no she's based off an obscure palette bug in sonic 2 but scourge was based on the same one so I'm sure some morons think she's based on him instead
      fun fact starline is based on a similar glitch in knuckles' chaotix due to missing data (his name's also a reference to the dummied out character's name being replaced with a bunch of asterisks)

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surge was MADE for being bullied by men.
    Just completely and utterly humiliating her every minute of the day.

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The punk style is so ugly. Ugly, ugly, ugly. No matter the character. Ugly. No matter the sex. Ugly. No matter the race. Ugly.
    Ugly, ugly, ugly.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Long hair Surge....cute....

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, she's a cute pickle when her hair is down especially.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Got that right.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            And now I’m reminded of this song

            ?si=AuHNjX6xNffqoTts

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What would you prefer, anon?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know. One of the thousand other styles that exist in the world. Just not Punk.

        Have you ever notice that a lot of the "woke" characters that have plagued entertainment for the last 10 years are always the Punk style character? Or at least punk-lite.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you want a tough, edgy aesthetic there are not too many options. Most aesthetics are not designed to be outstanding and flashy they are designed around normal clothes.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's a lot. You're just not thinking hard enough. Hell, you could make one up, if you don't think it exists already.

            But this speaks to a larger problem: Over-reliance on edginess for villains. Why is it that Eggman is the only villain allowed to be fun? Everyone else has to be edgelords. It's so fricking annoying. Not that I bother to read the comics. But this holds true for the games as well. It's always Eggman returns with a new edgelord as the REAL final boss.

            Surge is actually designed off of japanese delinquent fashion, which explains that.

            >Surge is actually designed off of japanese delinquent fashion
            Show me any evidence of this. Because I'm not seeing it.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sukeban fashion is why her shoes originally had the backs fully ripped out, and why she was going to have a bat and a jacket.

              Here's the full thread on the topic of her and kit's design: https://twitter.com/PPDPPL_art/status/1461230822359552001?t=dZphjWbk3FXUYGgitVSEOA&s=19

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I like her big poofy parachute pants. Should keep those.

              • 7 months ago
                Boco

                2 legit. 2 legit to quit.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                According to her designer, these were the “design inspirations”

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >android 18 instead of kefla
                ?????

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Her and Kit are literally 17 and 18 in backstory terms. Two normal people who were kidnapped, turned into cyborgs, and mindwiped.

                Sega's idea.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds more like Toriyama's idea...

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well, Sega's idea to copy him.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sega & Sonic having Dragonball Z references.

                Name a more iconic pair!

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sonic and having bad games
                Sonic and having all the tools necessary to have a good game then fricking it up for no reason

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't forget the classic
                >Sonic and being the least interesting part of his series
                >Sonic and wasting potential good writing moments with various characters
                >Sonic and emulating the worst parts of any shonen
                >Sonic and becoming an unironic Gary Stu

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >DBZ invented the idea of people being kidnapped and experimented on to unlock/give them super powers.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't be a smart ass. I just mean Ian had some other origin for them, but Sega suggested/demanded they get 17 and 18's origin instead.

                And no, I don't think he ever said what his original origin for them was.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Works well for all the Shadow meme pictures that I so enjoy.

                Also I guess I see the Leona Heidern inspiration...sort of.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >posed so the masses don't see the blob feet
                kek

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Based because blobfeet is shit tier

                also more like posed to not show Surge's fat breasts and hairy green c**t

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That has nothing to do with his pose, they're blocked by the metal rings on the tubes. Blob feet are better than paws or human feet. Also they're canon.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Sukeban fashion
                Is very distinct, and doesn't look like Surge.

                >is why her shoes originally had the backs fully ripped out,
                Never heard of this before. Nothing comes up in a cursory search. Any evidence of this?

                >and why she was going to have a bat and a jacket.
                EVERY PUNK EVER MADE has their baseball bat and jacket moment.

                There are some designs that resemble Japanese delinquent/Sukeban fashion in the twitter thread. But you didn't post them.

                More importantly, those Japanese delinquent aspects were ultimately discarded. You want me to give credit to a discarded design? What *could* have been? No. I'm taking the character as she is. As she was finalized to be. And she ugly western punk. Not cool Sukeban.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'll give you that, though considering her design is a simplification of all the I inspirations that were throw around, I don't think it's right to say it was done for woke reasons. Clearly the artists involved were having genuine fun playing with the design as its own thing

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I put "woke" in quotes, because despite what you may or may not agree with, some people still think of these designs as "woke". Even if you think they aren't woke, they're still criticized for being woke. And as it happens, the vast majority of these new female characters that people criticize as being woke, just happen to be punk. Or at least punk-lite. With shaven sides of their heads. and studded/spiked bracelets, and leather jackets with ripped pants, and clashing neon colors, and throwing up devil's horns with their tongues out, and ripped sleeve shirts, and some kind of graffiti grunge on or surrounding them.

                After reading this post:

                [...]
                [...]
                List of IDW recurring characters by alignment

                >Good
                Tangle (female)
                Whisper (female)
                Jewel (female)
                Lanolin (female)
                Belle (female)
                Nite (Gay male)
                Don (Gay male)

                >Evil
                Rough (Male)
                Tumble (Male)
                Dr. Starline (Male)
                Mimic (Male)
                Clutch (Male)
                Surge (Female)
                Kitsunami (Male)

                This is how intersectional feminists are. All men are evil unless they are gay and/or trans. I'd add non-white but they'll throw black men under the bus just as quick as they do whites (See Shadow's treatment).

                I'm leaning on the side of the fence that says it's genuinely woke. And intersectional feminist just happens to produce the same punk female character that's infected entertainment for the last decade? An awful coincidence.

                The one thing that is unique about surge, is her baggy pants. I'll say that's odd. Most punks have tight pants. The baggy pants might be some essence from the delinquent style. Even if it looks wrong they way they did it.

                Holy autism lmao

                >noooo, don't think. just consoom

                [...]
                It tracks since Sonic himself, albeit largely his more modern interpretations by Sega, suggest he’s inspired by Japanese “Yankii” subculture which is also tied to delinquents. (Though can also be tied to more heroic rogues)

                Use your eyes. Do you see a Japanese delinquent in the OP? No. It doesn't "track".

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Holy autism lmao

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              The heavies, zeti, witchcarters, and kukku guys aren't edgy.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >kukku
                Who?

                >witchcarters
                Who?

                >zeti
                Oh yeah, I forgot about them. I like them. Even if I didn't play the games they're in.

                >The heavies
                It's different for 2D games. But alright, I've give you that. I forgot about them. And I *have* played that game. Even if I didn't care for it.

                I suppose they're not all too edgy. We can do with 1 less edgy character though.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Surge is actually designed off of japanese delinquent fashion, which explains that.

          • 7 months ago
            Boco

            Well, that and the Ashura glitch. Kit is based on a Tails glitch, mixed with a character from Klonoa.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's a lot. You're just not thinking hard enough. Hell, you could make one up, if you don't think it exists already.

            But this speaks to a larger problem: Over-reliance on edginess for villains. Why is it that Eggman is the only villain allowed to be fun? Everyone else has to be edgelords. It's so fricking annoying. Not that I bother to read the comics. But this holds true for the games as well. It's always Eggman returns with a new edgelord as the REAL final boss.

            [...]
            >Surge is actually designed off of japanese delinquent fashion
            Show me any evidence of this. Because I'm not seeing it.

            It tracks since Sonic himself, albeit largely his more modern interpretations by Sega, suggest he’s inspired by Japanese “Yankii” subculture which is also tied to delinquents. (Though can also be tied to more heroic rogues)

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's a lot. You're just not thinking hard enough. Hell, you could make one up, if you don't think it exists already.

            But this speaks to a larger problem: Over-reliance on edginess for villains. Why is it that Eggman is the only villain allowed to be fun? Everyone else has to be edgelords. It's so fricking annoying. Not that I bother to read the comics. But this holds true for the games as well. It's always Eggman returns with a new edgelord as the REAL final boss.

            [...]
            >Surge is actually designed off of japanese delinquent fashion
            Show me any evidence of this. Because I'm not seeing it.

            I actually don't even need a source on this, I think of the one other japanase delinquent girl character in a video game I can think of and I instantly see it.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Posts a character that has zero similarities with Surge
              >"I instantly see it"
              What the hell is wrong with you?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >huge spiky ponytail
                >studs and metal allover outfit
                Just get eyes

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ponytail
                Her hair goes up to resemble a mohawk. It's not a pony tail, because it's not relaxed. I don't know what you might label it, because it's not *exactly* a mohawk. But neither is it a ponytail. Not even close to a ponytail. Unless you call every style held up in a band a ponytail.

                >Studs and metal all over
                Every punk ever has this. But also, the character you posted has belts and chains. While Surge's thing is studs and rings.

                Sukeban is a modification of Japanese school uniforms. Surge's design has nothing to do with school or uniforms.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's because punk was counter culture and advertised itself as the revolution, companies use that to make normalgays feel special so now instead of actually revolting, normalgays will shave off half their hair and put on some ripped jeans and think they're different from everyone else and are going to change the government by posting on twitter.

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Archie was banned because Sega doesn't actually care about characters people like. The IDW OCs are made under Sega mandates so they're more open to them existing.

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Brash
    >Rude
    >Urban style
    >Electric powers
    Bros.. Is Surge black?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a Mobian Tenrec.

      Also, blacks don't get a monopoly on electricity powers, I don't care what the cultural zeitgeist says.

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turning Surge into a submissive housewife through dicking!

  59. 7 months ago
    Sega

    Stop using that word or there will be consequences.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mobian women are for human men

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mobian. Mobian Men. Mobian Ladies. Mobians. Mobies. Mobies on my Dick.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mobies
        That's racist anon only they can use that word.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mah Migga.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >"Mobies must be nearby.." he thought to himself.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mah Migga.

            >Be anon
            >Go out to gets some chaos cola
            >See a group of mobians chatting it up by the store entrance
            >Bunch of fricking mobies just lazing about
            >Even talking about raping human men with me standing right there.
            >"Excuse me can I go inside"
            >"Idk humie depends on if you let us she that dick of yours or not!"

            Fricking mobies man. They need to be sent of to another planet.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Slightly bump your shoulder against a mobian punk girl

              OI TEME

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                >Be anon
                >Go out to gets some chaos cola
                >See a group of mobians chatting it up by the store entrance
                >Bunch of fricking mobies just lazing about
                >Even talking about raping human men with me standing right there.
                >"Excuse me can I go inside"
                >"Idk humie depends on if you let us she that dick of yours or not!"

                Fricking mobies man. They need to be sent of to another planet.

                This is your president that you voted for. You've only yourselves too blame for letting these fricking furries into our lands

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              You must slap them back down with your dick. Show those filthy mobie muddies what for!!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Surge is a very cute Mobian gremlin and I want to smooch her on her Mobian mouth

  60. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The entire appeal of lanolin was that she was a cute background character.
    Making her some Uber badass that directs even the main character defeats that purpose.
    Keep the breasts but she's way to important than she deserves to be.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are correct, sir.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i hope whatever the Duo infiltration concludes in Lanolin will get a huge personality shake up, she is trying SO hard to prove herself as the badass confident leader only to fall flat on her ass and realize she is still a stupid rookie playing soldier woman veteran of a hundred wars

  61. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally, the one comic character deserving of being canon. Make Sonic dream team a console game and put this autistic b***h in it.

  62. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you think if you go into Surges mind, you see this but with Sonic instead?

  63. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did Frontiers live up to the hype?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The DLC going out of nowhere "frick you" difficulty mode was pretty funny

  64. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im always surprised by how Ganker sonic can be sometimes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank god she didn't dress up like a bee

  65. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't read the comics, but her SRB2 mod is really fun

  66. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of Sonic's friends beyond Tails and Knuckles are shit. Even those two barely make the cut. All of those homosexuals from the Archie hippie commune are shit. All of the nu-comic characters are shit.
    >But they feature in an actual ga-
    A mobile game, and name-dropping. Wow. Congratulations on making a character with less impact and relevance to the series than Big the Cat.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      True. And it's not like shoving those shit characters in relevant positions will change how shit they are. All it will do is crowd the roster with new shit characters, taking precious development time from the already established good characters.

  67. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ironic that Surge is probably the most original of the Sonic clones compared to Silver, Shadow, or even Metal (who was also designed to be a copy of Sonic)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The literally only reason people call her a clone is because she's green and scrounged was green.
      If she were literally any other color nobody would consider her a clone.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Must impregnate the mentally disturbed brat with an attitude.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, she also was made to be a deliberate counterpart to Sonic by Starline, but like Eggman got really really REALLY far off the fricking mark in terms of abilities besides “speed” and even then.

  68. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't Surge and Kit just frick?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kit is supposed to be anti-tails bro

      Instead of being Gohan and a /ss/ god who fricks every girl, Kit is just a cuck who gets cucked by everyone...

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Kit is supposed to be anti-tails bro
        exactly tails and sonic don't frick so that's why surge and kit should

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That just makes me think of https://youtu.be/bXuoqY9bQmQ?si=RPECNuoY_-tWt89F

          And imagine Surge declaring things like “Racial segregation is bad for society” and “the earth is definitely a sphere!”

  69. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      So… we gonna get an arc where Kit fricking loses it and becomes a legit threat on his own requiring a shota Sonic to punch a hole through him?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't he do that already? I vaguely remember him going full schizo mode after being away from Surge for too long.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's Surge's insanity that sells it. 18 lacks the crazy.

  70. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a curious little tenrec
    https://e621.net/posts/4340770?q=surge_the_tenrec

  71. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Or you know... higher writers and artists that work closely with Sonic Team to form a canonized comic like TF2.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick would you want Sonic Team anywhere near anything?

      I don't even want them near the games.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        BUT I ACTUALLY LIKE SONIC FRONTIERS.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like Frontiers too, but more as a promise to have a really, really good game next.

          On its own it's "ok."

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well...yeah, I give it a 7.5/10 but the good qualities actually stand out in ways that I want them to capitalize on.

            There are definite design flaws to the game.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >7.5/10
              A 5 or a 6 is ok, 7 and up is too much for Frontiers sorry

  72. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    PARAGONIC never loses.

  73. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Boco !!/1hGHVQhRXH

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kallmann Syndrome
      Dude has a tiny penis.

      Crohn's Disease sucks though.

  74. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >banana nose sonic
    fricking pass, modern sonic is fricking gay

  75. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand why I like mean horrible girls like Surge

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Characters that have a mischievous or mean energy to them yet are still cute make you want to be something special to them and make you more willing to put up with their shenanigans if it means softening them and getting to see a more pleasant version of their innate gremlin energy.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        So something like "I can fix her", or at least "I can hold her together"

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fix her? I'll make her worse.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >So something like "I can fix her", or at least "I can hold her together"
          Sort of. Sometimes you just want the pure mischievousness without the mean.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It makes it even cuter when you see their cute side.

  76. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trip at maximum confidence/anger and without Emeralds could unironically beat Surge in a fight

  77. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic dash isn't a game

  78. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post frickable idw characters.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're asking me to post the entire female roster at this point

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whisper, so much.

  79. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the sonic series is actually hot chick heaven
    wtf

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't already want to see them take wing

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>the sonic series is actually hot chick heaven
      It's one of the few truly worthwhile parts of the series.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The IDW comics also remember that Rouge is supposed to have huge breasts and cleavage too.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Always has been.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        SONIC GIRLS AREN'T GAY

  80. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic Dating Sim when?

  81. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how did Eggman know that Chaos Emerald was a fake?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      An educated guess the heroes wouldn’t just hand him what he wanted so easily and just making a gamble. Plus, as much as he might have wanted a chaos emerald, he probably wanted Sonic dead more.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he saw 8 chaos emerald energy signatures. not hard to realize one was fake and bluff tails into admitting sonic had the fake one.

  82. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tiara is better

  83. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    god, I wish I had a Mobian gf

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you want that? You would have to vacuum the hair out of your house constantly, and you would probably get scratched and nibbled on a lot.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but counterpoint
        small cute/angry gf

  84. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can a human impregnate a small animal woman?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fun part is finding out

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      According to the comics, yes.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Post page?

  85. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What makes Sonic characters so attractive?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Their style is impetuous
      >Their bodies are impregnable

  86. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate this b***h.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hate Hate or Hate Sex?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        hate hate

  87. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    IDW characters are game canon.

  88. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >500+ in like 3 hours
    >100 unique ips
    This is why I hate being raided by /sthg/homosexuals.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or could be that all Sonic fans on Ganker are in a single thread.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn Sonic's fanbase is that pathetically small?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can't participate in this thread unless you have read most of the comic. That excludes most of the fans.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >moronic homosexual comes in to say you're only allowed to make one post per thread

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