>antagonistic behaviour. >ugly looking character model. >emasculates and humiliates your character

>antagonistic behaviour
>ugly looking character model
>emasculates and humiliates your character
>shows you how much stronger and betterer and more powerful she is and how she could kill you instantly but she is a le good guy so she won't
>hecking drinking and fighting am I right fellow warrior?
>"W-what?... NOO!You can't just kill her as soon as it is convenient and toss her body into the nearest ditch. SHE IS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR HEKCING STRONG FEMALE PARTY MEMBER!"

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who are you quoting?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Devs probably

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >how she could kill you instantly
    >At this point of the game I deal at least 25 damage per action on my monk with 95% chance to hit and that's not accounting for Stunning Strike cheese

    I'd love to see her try. In fact I will see her try on my next playthrough if the possibility to fight her exists.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's called a cutscene, chud, you have no power there

      Thank Christ you homosexuals didn't play the first two games. Seeing you morons in the BG threads for the past decade and a half would have been insufferable.

      >feminist propaganda is okay because it's the year 1990
      How are you recovering from your bottom surgery, bro?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is a strength check to get out of vines, no? Can't I antagonize her and beat her face afterwards? Or straight up attack her in the tavern?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm pretty sure she just threatens you even more if you try to get out of the vines. It's pathetic though, no matter how OP your character is and how you might be roleplaying as a badass, your character vinces like a little girl and is visibly afraid in the cutscene with her

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >and is visibly afraid in the cutscene with her
            Your character is always visibly afraid, and happy, and sad, you can tell Larian REALLY wanted you to look at their facial expressions

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah, real impressive how they make every female character look like fricking shit, even Shadowheart sometimes

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >one of the pet Black folk i saved comes up and says "whitey is coo"
            the power of friendship mogs her arcane lark

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm pretty sure she just threatens you even more if you try to get out of the vines. It's pathetic though, no matter how OP your character is and how you might be roleplaying as a badass, your character vinces like a little girl and is visibly afraid in the cutscene with her

          My Tav got out of the vines without any semblance of fear, but then the little tiefling girl rushed in and told the elf c**t with russian accent that I'm okay, so she fricked off.

          What I noticed was an actual afterthought/bug was that I never mentioned the artifact to her, but before the conversation ended, it shown my character putting the artifact back in the butthole and once inside, Jaheira mentioned how "guess you're different on the account of your artifact protecting you" - again, without it ever coming up in the conversation before.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's called a cutscene, chud, you have no power there
        >Admits they have to take away control from everyone else in order to pretend they won
        Lel, nice confession.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >In fact I will see her try on my next playthrough if the possibility to fight her exists.
      Just refuse to act like a submissive b***h when entering Last Light Inn and she'll commit suicide by attacking you.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        And you'll lose even more content.
        larian's "evil path" is just murderhobo devoid of quests.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Act 2 was long enough without any extra quests getting in the way.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Long as in dragged on.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      > I deal at least 25 damage per action on my monk with 95% chance to hit aaaand
      LMAO is this how turn basedboys flex?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >LMAO is this how turn basedboys flex?
        it is very sad indeed
        >look how this build i copied can beat this enemy

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a way of communication that browns cannot decipher: abstract implications
        you cannot learn this power

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do small numbers scare you?

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice meltie, homosexual

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank Christ you homosexuals didn't play the first two games. Seeing you morons in the BG threads for the past decade and a half would have been insufferable.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the melties some people on this board would have about Shar-Teel.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A decade and a half of something can make it insufferable
      You are so close to getting it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        most self aware cog in the machine

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If BG1 came out today homosexuals here like OP would say Minsc was reddit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine the shitshow with Viconia.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        he is reddit tho

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did. BG3 is not Baldur's Gate.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/5CfKWRk.jpg

      >antagonistic behaviour
      >ugly looking character model
      >emasculates and humiliates your character
      >shows you how much stronger and betterer and more powerful she is and how she could kill you instantly but she is a le good guy so she won't
      >hecking drinking and fighting am I right fellow warrior?
      >"W-what?... NOO!You can't just kill her as soon as it is convenient and toss her body into the nearest ditch. SHE IS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR HEKCING STRONG FEMALE PARTY MEMBER!"

      BG3 isnt a Baldurs Gate game.
      >minsc has 12 str
      >viconia looks like a mummy and is some crazy ass insane shar cultist now

      lol

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It takes place around and in Baldur's Gate.
        That makes it a Baldur's Gate game.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Baldur's Gate 2 doesn't take place in Baldur's Gate. Therefore BG2 is not a BG game.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >PayDay 2 has Washington DC in it.
          >That makes it a Fallout 3 game.
          >Grand Theft Auto has California in it.
          >That makes it a Fallout New Vegas game.
          >God of War Ragnarok has Thor in it.
          >That makes it an Avengers game.
          See how fricking dumb that sounds?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >my argument is pretending to be dense on purpose
            ok

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              See

              Baldur's Gate 2 doesn't take place in Baldur's Gate. Therefore BG2 is not a BG game.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >baldur's gate 3 game isnt a baldurs gate game
        Profound mental moronation

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It takes place around and in Baldur's Gate.
          That makes it a Baldur's Gate game.

          tourists to Ganker truly are a spectacle. Wonder what made you newfriends chose this site? Did Matt Mercer from the hit podcast "Critical Roll(tm)" accidentally mention Ganker and you had to check it out?

          Imagine the seethe if these gays played BG1 and 2. Just Shart Eel would make every Ganker editor scream that billions must die.

          >phoneposter
          See the handily attached image.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he said as he misused a reaction image

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Good thing your phone caught all the spelling mistakes for you, friend. 🙂

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tourists who call other tourists while seething when found out never gets old.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing gayer than people gatekeeping 20 year old games

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >BG3 isnt a Baldurs Gate game.
        Easily said. I've had the game for years now and I have never been able to force myself to finish even act 1.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    she shouldn't be alive. I killed her and smashed her into pieces after completing her quest in bg2.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    at least they kept her annoying and insufferable.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    none of that happens and she looks pretty good for 200 years old
    stop being so sensitive.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The old hag is more attractive than all other female companions, only because she's a character from the original games and they had to respect her design
    lol

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you bought the game after seeing a ‘hype’ trailer where you frick a bear what did you expect dumb ass cracker

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You can't just kill her as soon as it is convenient and toss her body into the nearest ditch
    Why not? That's exactly what I did in my second playthrough, in my first one she died like a b***h in the charge on moonrise, didn't even know she could be a companion

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >She is the leader of a tiny group of survivors, literally inches away from destruction by a cosmic evil
    >She realizes you have a brain worm just like the members of this cosmic evil and is trying to find your way into her camp
    >She does what she needs to do but is still willing to talk
    >Once she realizes you are not controlled by the Absolute she is instantly fully cooperative, even calling you their last hope
    >If you don't want to convince her you can just get out of those vines and kill her.
    >THIS IS CLEARLY WHITE MALE GENOCIDE ALL OVER AGAIN, OH NO, SAVE ME Black personMAN!
    That bear really broke this board, huh?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >babby's first "Ganker shits on a popular game" moment

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >She is the leader of a tiny group of survivors
      a few words into your essay and you already proved my point, gaygt

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day immediately moronic Black person.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Live your life promptly, intelligent white man.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being this much of a sensitive little snowflake chudcel

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >
    >"W-what?... NOO!You can't just kill her as soon as it is convenient and toss her body into the nearest ditch. SHE IS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR HEKCING STRONG FEMALE PARTY MEMBER!"
    You can do this, so I don't see what your problem is. Jaheira was always like that, they actually did a good job writing her and keeping her true to the old games.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >/pol/cel meltie over wahmyn existing, dressed up as 'legitimate' criticism like always
    >But it's a beloved BG2 character so even normal Gankertard will call you fa goot
    Bearbroken

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I made her and every other woke character die in the town when I let Shadowheart become Justice.

    You can't complain about immersion in this game when you can do whatever you want to characters you don't like.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her attitude for you makes sense. The problem is i was level 7 on Tactician when she tried to kill me and the dialogue options paint me as helpless and desperate. Because of that I made a save and attacked for the hell of it only to fricking slaughter the entire Harper camp. I strongly thought about rolling it with it to be interesting but I had to knock out Barcus Wroot and I didn't want to live that way.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are you talking about? You can be either flippant or downright threatening when she confronts you.
      I remember going with something like "I wish someone would at least say hello first." or something like that.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >arrive in town
    >slay the cleric woman
    >everyone turns into those shadow creatures
    >slaughter them all
    >Jaheira has no idea what happened
    >have Jaheira stay at my camp
    >tell her it was me, I killed everyone
    >watch her despair
    kino

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is there a video of this

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hopefully somebody makes a supercut with all the dark urge interactions
          Im not gonna replay this game for a long while and after a goody two shoes playthrough i would like to check "the other side", im sure there are some cool shit there

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huh? How does she not know that when the moment you kill the cleric she rushes out with you and blames you for the deed? You also have to kill her in that same scene.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Do this
      >Play Durge
      >Make her kneel to the first big bad of BG
      >Make her watch as you murder Orin and become the chosen of Bhaal
      >Murder her and the remaining Harpers on your way out of the temple as she betrays you

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"you can't just kill her as soon as it is convenient"
    Pretty sure you can? But there's no reason to unless you're rawr rawr evil or have some other RP reason to do so. But you can kill pretty much anyone can't you? Same as DOS2.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're a b***h

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She, along with everyone else at that inn died by my hands as the dark urge. What's the big deal with her talking big considering that's how she was in the original game and people killed her over it?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker is filled with moronic children who never played the originals.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't fret over it because I got a sick ass demon form.
      Seriously battles stopped being hard the moment I got this thing.
      Thank frick.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the battles were never hard

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    god I want mommy jaheira to dominate me

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You just described every single female encounter in the game. How can they expect any sane minded person not to just do this?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You just described every single female encounter in the game
      yeah, exactly. You could swap her out for Karlach very easily

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Huh? No? When you meet Karlach, she's a cornered dog and it easily turns the tables on how she's actually more vulnerable than the dangerous demon that Wyll was describing.
        Meanwhile Jaheira comes out of nowhere, immobilizes and threatens to kill you if not for that True Soul guy bailing you out if you chose the evil path.
        Her encounter reminded me of Sebille from DivOs2 but Sebille actually mellows out and becomes best girl

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sorcerer
    >push back every attempt of her weak magic with yours
    >she gets angry
    >tell her to frick off
    >notice the poison, tell her she's a b***h but drink it anyway
    Feels good not being magicless peon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah drinking the poison as a warlock was cool since she couldn't read your mind anyway.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno she's a much better druid than Halsin, I regret helping the grove in act 1

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn Jaheira looks like THAT?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        she's still got it!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you can her ancient
      >she approves
      jaheira is alright in my book

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it possible to replace Gale with Jaheira?

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    fellas is there a purple githfrog weapon like this purple version of their armour?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You eventually get a legendary silver sword from Lae'zel's quest.

      I'm pretty sure she just threatens you even more if you try to get out of the vines. It's pathetic though, no matter how OP your character is and how you might be roleplaying as a badass, your character vinces like a little girl and is visibly afraid in the cutscene with her

      Yeah man, really afraid.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >your character vinces like a little girl and is visibly afraid in the cutscene
        >posts screenshot of dialogue choices
        are you ok moron

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just dye it purple.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        i wish you could and there isn't even a mod to dye weapons

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jaheira is based af. You probably just can't handle a bit of banter because you're a pussy.
    >coming back character done right
    >much less annoying than she was in BG1/2
    >scared at first but lets up once you prove you're not a cultist
    >gives solid advice and fills the role of a mentor without being preachy
    >has plenty of interactions in Act 3
    >doesn't pout and complain if you poke fun at her, laughs it off instead
    >doesn't try to get in your pants like the rest of the cast
    >is old and has kids so waifugays don't spam her
    >her starting armor is Ganker as frick
    >doesn't have a super special origin story
    The only downsides are her horrible, horrible performance when assaulting Moonrise tower, to the point where some people struggle to keep her alive and class conflict with Halsin.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only downside
      That's not it, biggest downside is not being able to romance her, many vidya enjoyers would love a milf mommy like her to treat them like the good little anons that they are.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The only downsides are her horrible, horrible performance when assaulting Moonrise tower
      Did people not just climb up the vines and jump to Balthazars room? lol
      Only fought a single group upstairs before Ketheric, I assume the Harpers were afk downstairs

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I actually didnt, I just jumped over ketherics head from the rafters without triggering the scenes and murdered everyone.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        didn't even know that was an option. I went for the frontal assault with the harpers.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bringing her along in all of act 3 is a joy, she comments on pretty much everything in the city and remembers most of the people there. Even gets you free entry into places by using her reputation or knowledge of different gangs/factions.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    and humiliates your character
    only if you let her, cuckboi
    I ripped out the vines and told her to shut up and you see her going back into the inn with shaking knees while her granny pussy turns into a waterfall
    I wish larian wasnt full of homosexuals and would let us romance her

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a widow

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Twice over depending on BG2 romance

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I killed this thing the minute I saw it outside Moonrise Towers by turning into the Slayer.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You missed out on one of the best moments of the dark urge playthrough by being a dumb sperg then.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        She didn't even exist until she was getting in my way asking if I served the absolute or her. I don't serve either, so she attacked. The game was so fricking boring I didn't really bother to do anything in Act 2 except tell people to kill themselves with speech checks, and I didn't know the little paladin village existed until I came to kill the Black person holding up the force field.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That scene felt a bit silly. They didn't remotely have the equipment or skills beat one.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn’t read
    Also I just murdered her

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >see video game
    >get mindbroken
    why are chuddies like this?

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She is one of the decent characters. In general doesn't act preachy or arrogant like frog face. Also tells you later how you have much more experience with this stuff even with her being much older and supposed to have a ton of experience.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jaheira was great. Minsc was a total letdown with 0 content

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      they both came in super late to the game, I don't get why some games do this. I already established my party and got involved with the characters. Liz bugged, out so I took jahera for a while but thats it.

      Jaheira is based af. You probably just can't handle a bit of banter because you're a pussy.
      >coming back character done right
      >much less annoying than she was in BG1/2
      >scared at first but lets up once you prove you're not a cultist
      >gives solid advice and fills the role of a mentor without being preachy
      >has plenty of interactions in Act 3
      >doesn't pout and complain if you poke fun at her, laughs it off instead
      >doesn't try to get in your pants like the rest of the cast
      >is old and has kids so waifugays don't spam her
      >her starting armor is Ganker as frick
      >doesn't have a super special origin story
      The only downsides are her horrible, horrible performance when assaulting Moonrise tower, to the point where some people struggle to keep her alive and class conflict with Halsin.

      I just respecced her as a duel weapon fighter, cool that the game lets you do that.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I needed a Cleric so I made her a Cleric of Nature 4/Battlemaster 8. Worked very nicely.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    never played bg1 or 2 huh?

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She is possibly the dumbest character in the whole game
    >a stranger with a tadpole comes to your camp and she trusts him because "the greater good"
    >Isobel gets kidnapped shortly after and she still trusts him because "greater good"
    >she even trusts Durge knowing what it is because "greater good"
    But it's not surprising, roll a female, a druid, and a h*rper into one and you get 0 int 0 wis

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      how can she say something so antisemitic?

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hating on grandma Jaheira
    Only gays get that mad over women.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was shit in bg1, 2 and surprisingly is shit now.
      >druid/fighter
      What a bad joke

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the "self-defence" entering new levels of cope and reconfiguring his melty again?

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stronger and betterer
    underage please, finish school.

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's a moron that got the entire Last Inn massacred because she talked shit to my Dark Urge Barbarian

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can just kill her. My first playthrough I decided my character, being an evil wizard with an evil party, would not submit himself to anyone else's armed power willingly so I attacked her when she entangled me and I wiped out the whole town. Even though I like Jaheira and thought she was done well in this game now that I have her in my party dor a second playthrough (shouldn't she be like level 20 though?).

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    jaheira's character insists upon itself to a literal insane degree
    if you side with marcus and beat isobel into a gay little pulp, jaheira still allies with you against the entire shadow-cursed town while fully knowing it was your fault purely because the plot demands it

    i get they wanted to do a cool cameo for an old character, but every moment with her feels so incredibly forced.
    i'm assuming hasbro/wotc had them by the balls over it and they couldn't give her or minsc any sort of adaptive personality to the game setting, they're basically flanderized imitations of their own source material

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i get they wanted to do a cool cameo for an old character, but every moment with her feels so incredibly forced.
      her best comes if you play as a dark urge trying to resist/redeem she has some nice moments on that "route" but overall she is pretty boring.

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lawful good aka spook the b***h
    Now you now how sane people see Paladins

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >did not play the game

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ugly looking character model
    To you.
    I'm waiting for a romance mod.

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GILF
    >character played by actual GILF IRL too
    have not played the game but this is the hottest b***h in the game so far

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hottest b***h in the game so far
      Not a high bar.

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there any point having her or misc in the party? i dont like using druids.

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the game was really faithful she could turn you into dust with a flick of her fingers with all the power she would have gained in BG1/2. Other than that her character is extremely faithful, your fault for seeing a classic character reappear after 23 years, being helpful and having the same personality as they used to, only your brain has been fried by modern politics so much all you see is buzzwords and feel threatened.

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the seethe if these gays played BG1 and 2. Just Shart Eel would make every Ganker editor scream that billions must die.

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jaheira is great though.

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    b***h died in the first fight we got in to.
    Weak as shit, and couldn't revive because she wasn't a companion.
    Not that I would anyway

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