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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ordered one off steam and of course it was never delivered and my money never refunded

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You deserve it for funding transgender genocide.
      https://twitter.com/Dobrodushnyi_Ed/status/1522531842271981568
      https://twitter.com/newarekxd/status/1522246034570858498
      https://twitter.com/octagon_game_st/status/1504721556118855700

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i contributed to the genocide of trannies by buying Hogwarts Legacy TWICE

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Supporting homosexual and troony genocide is always the morally correct decision. Simple as.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Xiaoli Jiang
        Definitely not a chinese subvertive spy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can you really call yourself an engineer if you do HTML/CSS? I do that shit as a random office lacky

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            But I am an engineer. I am an engineer of sex.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >2 year old posts
        The lengths you amerimutts go to feel offended.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      CULTURALLY ENRICHED

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This clip is what made me buy a door cam btw.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is there such thing as a door cam that won't sell my personal information? frick anything at all relating to the Amazon ecosystem.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            you can easily make your own

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I was talking specifically about doorbells, but I guess I could just use a security camera

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I ordered one off steam and of course it was never delivered and my money never refunded

        This clip is what made me buy a door cam btw.

        >being an americuck
        lmfao

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        purely economic factors

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I loved that webm. He really sold the act to a lot of anons.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the coolest gadget I've gotten my hands on in like a decade. I don't play video games in public anyways that's what books are for

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't play video games in public anyways that's what books are for
      same. I will usually do my reading in public, but deck is my go to when i'm at home and want to game on the couch/bed instead of on my desktop.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't do anything in public. When I'm forced to be in public for an errand or some such nonsense I do it as fast as I possibly can so I can get back home where I will play my Steam Deck and my desktop

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought it and also bought the ayn odin pro 1, hardly used the steamdeck. While the steam is definitely more powerful than both the odin 1 and odin 2, the form factor is shit and its hard to play the shit anywhere besides my household. Got a third party dock and still didn't do it for me. Not really into low powered indie games and multiplayer games require windows due to anti cheat software.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, i play it all the time. it's really nice.
    also it has better controls than any controller I've tried.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love my Miku, Persona, Yakuza, 3DS, and VN machine

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you play 3ds games on that thing? Better to play 3ds games on a 3ds.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It runs and looks better on some games

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The 3ds is objectively one of the worst consoles ever conceived

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao, no. Even if the deck isn't especially comfy - it destroys the 3DS in ergonomics. Frick that thing, but it had good games.

        Now I have my Awakening file and a frickton of my other games on deck and they're a trillion times more fun to play with a big screen, in HD and with the ergonomics that won't frick my hands up after an hour.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Yakuza machine
      good taste

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based
      i killed a lot of my backlog with this machine

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    sure did, the best handheld i ever purchased, snoy.
    how's the playstation "portable" working out for you? lol

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, it's deckin' time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i 'ecked in the mouth of redheaded pawg i wanted to bang for years while playing Hogwarts on my deck when we were laying in bed while she blew me.
      Its always Deckn' time for me

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice fantasy

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >non portable
    >is portable
    What did he mean by this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, battery life for most modern games with even half-decent settings is trash. Also they could be more solidly built. I hardly take mine out of the house but it's still acquired a nasty crack in the casing around the fan vent just from a few 1 foot tumbles.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nope, in fact, I'm done upgrading my pc because the SD is all I need.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Scammed
    I had a very specific use case in mind for mine, so no.
    You sound like the average consoomer who just buys things to buy them, then blames the product for your lack of impulse control.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    not pocketable = not buying

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm saving up to buy one.
    Do I get the OLED 1 TB one or a LCD one? I can't decide still.
    Maybe even a refurbished?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unless you care about the screen that only comes with the 1tb get the cheaper oled and plan on upgarding the SSD yourself or just use microSD

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't already have the LCD then you might as well go all out and get the OLED. There are more upgrades with the OLED than just the screen - although the upgrades aren't that big of an improvement.
      If you have the LED already,it's up to you if you want to spend $600. I have the LED and don't plan to upgrade for a while longer yet.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      imo 512gb is enough since you can also slap an external micro sd. i think having the 1tb model is just gonna make you install a bunch of games and cause choice paralysis. you can also look up youtube videos to see how to internally upgrade the ssd too, lots of people have done this but be weary that you will void warranty by doing so.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I barely play on PC anymore, all I do is lay in bed with the Deck.
      It's actually curious how it can move almost anything you throw at it.
      RDR2, Arkham Knight, Baldur's Gate 3...
      My only problem is Desktop Mode just isn't made for touch screen.

      Get the OLED, be it 512GB or 1TB, the battery life alone is worth it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The best thing about the oled is the better battery life. If money is enough of a concern that you're considering refurbished you can't go wrong with the original deck it's still an fantastic value for what it offers.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      OLED
      90hz, way better battery life, charge times and download times

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The OLED Deck is seems to be two or 5 frames better in more demanding 3D games according to Digital Foundry, but it doesnt seem to be a huge generational leap in terms of generational performance compared to a proper Deck 2 either. Plus you can easily connect an LCD Dock to an OLED display using any number of cheap third party docks on Amazon.
        But it's also worth pointing out that the original LCD Deck still provides excellent bang for your buck, and you can easily swap out the internal SSD in favor of a larger one, with plenty of guides available on Youtube. In fact, a positive for the Deck in general is that regardless of whatever model you buy, there are tons of replacement parts and guides as Valve wanted it to be "DIY Friendly", which is another bonus.

        If you like OLED panels with a 90hz refresh rate, improved battery, slight boosts to performance and the best bang for your buck, you can't can't go wrong with an OLED model. But if money is tight, you can't go wrong with a refurbished or second-hand Deck either. It's still a powerful gaming machine with an excellent price to performance ratio.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          frick off gabe no one's buying your oversized psp

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Plenty of people did though, and his extremely versatile. It's completely replaced every HD console I've had lmao, and it's the perfect companion to my computer.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would not recommend an LCD deck to someone who doesn't have one. There's just too much QoL. If money is so tight that you can't afford the cheapest OLED then you probably shouldn't be buying a deck in the first place.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Strong disagree. I have both and the only real benefit I appreciate in the oled over the original is the battery life. The original deck for its price is still excellent value.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted one but I'd be driven mad hearing a fan right in my face the whole time I play something remotely demanding. Also don't wanna have to buygay all my games.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >non-portable
    Ever heard about something called a "bag"? It basically makes non-portable things more portable. You should try it.
    >Bags have been attested for thousands of years and have been used by both men and women. Bags have been prevalent as far back as Ancient Egypt. Many hieroglyphs depict males with bags tied around their waists. The Bible mentions pouches, especially with regard to Judas Iscariot carrying one around, holding his personal items.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I play comfy helldivers, streaming from my PC, on my couch. :] *happy gamer noises* I'm trans btw

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Deckbros.....are we chinkshit now?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon I hate to tell you this but every non-food item you use is made in china, or sometimes india if its clothing.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So why do gays shit on chink handhelds if they're ALL from china???

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          because they need to be tard wrangled with the design, QC and support of a western company, otherwise you pay $1200 for a poorly designed brick and then the manufacturer hyong yong que bing bong ching chong ghosts you until just after your warranty expires and says "oh no too bad, can't help you"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look up who the lead hardware engineer is.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >taiwanese
      good.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Taiwan
      Good, death to china.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Silly anon, Taiwan and China are two different countries.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    poop

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Found a guy selling one yesterday.
    It's the limited edition see-through one only sold in Canada.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a fricking slob!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ??? What the hell are you talking about?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice neckbeard homosexual, do you also weigh 300 lbs and have type 2 diabetes?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can't actually see his neck due to due the direction of the camera and his fingers don't look morbidly obese. Save your hostility for when it is deserved. You wouldn't want to run out next time you find an actually objectionable person on the internet.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not a neckbeard. that's just a beard.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sold TF2 hat
    >bought a Steam deck
    >realised i don't like playing games with my thumbs
    >sold it for dollarinos

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    How can somebody be this unaware of their surroundings?

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bought mine a year after release specifically because back in 2019 I was on a business trip, was in the hotel room, and had nothing to do. I could read, but I don't typically read to unwind, I play video games. Watching YouTube documentaries didn't cut it either. I figure that I can bring my Steam Deck with me as my personal device instead of a personal laptop.

    Compared to any other type of portable gaming it's a steal because I can bring my Steam library with me. Finally, I presumed that the Steam Deck could motivate me to both get out of 4x genre rut (it failed to do so because of how good the trackpads worked) and motivate me to buy older and cheaper games that conserve battery life (it partially succeeded with the primary caveat that very old games don't necessarily work well on the Deck).

    The battery life is biggest weakness, but the OLED version solves that for new buyers. Also I simply bought a battery bank which is useful both for the Deck and any other device I have. Between that and a GaN power adapter and 10 ft USB-c cable, I've never had a concern about running out of power.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Battey life is an inherent weakness of these x86-based handhelds compared to ARM/Android. Powering some more graphically demanding games whether in a small or large form factor is not easy, it's just that the Deck is the most energy efficient of all the machines on the market. Especially compared to Windows-based handhelds. If you play something way lower end, you can squeeze a lot more play time than you ever would on its Windows equivalents, and at a huge fraction of the price.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, the Deck has loads of battery life when emulating games from my childhood.

        Also, is it weird that I have more confidence that emulations will run well on the deck than games from the same time period purchased off of Steam?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dont think it's that unusual. The Deck is based on a Linux OS, which can result in game compatibility issues with older titles. Emulation on the Deck meanwhile is excellent, so older titles can just as likely play better on there.
          I actually still don't know how some older games like the PS2 era of GTA would even play on Deck, or most of Rockstar's games from that time, it may be a rare case where even with fan patches you may still have a better experience emulating.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >which can result in game compatibility issues with older titles

            I've experienced the opposite. I find it easier to get older games working in Linux than on windows 10.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    'eck is the best

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't figure out how to mod Skyrim though.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a (You) problem, thougheverbeit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        why would you waste your time with mods anyway? all mods are just moronic coom shit. if you want to coom that badly just look at tiktok thots or porn like everyone else

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I refuse to play Skyrim without Seranaholic and Bijin's Warmaidens installed.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love mine. It can play fricking anything I personally want it to. Steam games, retro emulation, epic store games and Amazon free games, streaming ps4 games, Switch and PS3 emulation. I couldn't be happier with the device

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    me but i have infinite money so don't care. i don't even like video games just bought it out of boredom

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it still overheating and dropping frames after 30 minutes of play? The Steam Deck looks like those moronic zoomer flip phones with the bent screens. The deck looks weak compared to a proper gaming pc and too uncomfortable compared to a 3ds or a switch

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      t.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably the best emulation device I ever owned. A lot of times I choose to play games on it instead of my PC because I already spent way too much time staring at PC screen at work.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've barely touched my PC, PS5 or switch since I got a steam deck.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I use my Deck daily but it is not a portable
    If they released a weaker spec Deck that actually fit in my pocket I'd buy it day 1
    mostly play older games on it with a rare modern game like MH rise

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >release a console that only sells 3 million units
    >make an OLED version
    >make a sequel

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      these figures are all fake. OLED was the dying gasp

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sequel coming out after I got the oled
      FRICK KILL ME

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bought the OLED
        >wanting the sequel
        >not waiting for the Steam D3CK

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >3
          We don't have to worry about that.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You bought it, now use it.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only people who b***h and moan about the deck are people who don't have one.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been thinking of buying eck or whatever the other handhelds are, depends which is the best.
    I have back pain problems and i sit too much working on my pc so it would be nice to lay down while playing.
    Is it worth the price?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      get the legion go

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    "bro i got scammed into buying this 100% luxury device that is for a certain audience which is not me"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >100% luxury device
      Umm sweetie here is a ukrop with his Steam Deck dabbing russians with fpv drones
      Cant do that on a switch tendies

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can smell the mouthbreathing from your post, virgin

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based, Ukies dabbing on vatBlack folk.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't those sticks on the trackpads make the touch detection worse?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Based, Ukies dabbing on vatBlack folk.

            *stickers

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >can't buy consoles anymore due to sanctions
        >can only buy PC parts from Alibaba
        >now getting killed by Steam Decks
        Pottery.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit looks like it weighs fifteen pounds. Cumbersome.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me. But I had enough sense to return it before the return period expired so Valve didn't get a penny from me.

    I knew the writing was on the wall when Palworld could barely run even when I pit it on low settings and cranked down the resolution. Installing the patch helped, but one really shouldn't have to do that if Valve wants the deck to be a seamless handheld experience.

    I do like the idea of handhelds though so I'm waiting patiently for a Deck 2 or Rog Ally 2, which will hopefully be more powerful and fix all of the issues these handhelds have.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I use this piece of shit every day and it's obliterating my goddamn backlog, I fricking hate this piece of shit scam so fricking much.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure if it's still on sale, but at $350 the Rog Ally btfos the deck. I would highly recommend it if you're in the market for a portable pc console hybrid.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >runs on shitty windows mobile OS

      keep it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is no such thing as windows mobile OS and everyone games on windows anyways.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh no so it misses out on.... constantly triggering DRM like the steamed dick does

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      not oled

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rog ally looks better due to higher resolution and vrr. Deck would be a winner if not for that lolcow 700p resolution.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no trackpads
      bleh

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think I used the track pads for all of 10 minutes when I had my steam deck over a week before returning it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      *melts your SD card*

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      $350 for the weak version running windows without trackpads required to play a ton of pc games, no thank you.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >enter steam deck hate thread
    >it's actually a shazam thread

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >runs AAA on low at 20 fps 700p
    gaben has finally saved gaming

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, but my brother gave me one for Christmas. I use it as an emulator machine for when I have to go on business trips and shit. Playing Skies of Arcadia or Front Mission 4 is better than actually trying to pay attention to the endless reruns of Deadliest Warrior while I sit in my hotel room.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What’s Gabe’s fat wiener taste like consoomer boy?

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wanna get for emulators and jrpgs and xbox 360 era shit but i dont like the idea of forced updates
    1050 teir specs and all the other problems
    i just want a device i can play up to ps4 era pirated games on that i can either play on tv or handheld
    closest thing i have is a laptop with a 750m but that has heat issues

  43. 3 months ago
    jspontaneous

    >be me 13
    >blast through red dead and get to last mission
    >realise i fricked up because theres so many unfinished side missions
    >do most of the side missions
    >Finally play the final mission
    >IT WAS THE WRONG FRICKING MISSION

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >got a 1TB SSD for Christmas
    >that + the 512gb SD card I had in it
    Peak comfy never having to worry about space. Also GBA games on it are great.

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