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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, I'm not mentally moronic.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So you prefer it when games are nothing but queer dating sims with frick-awful horny dialogue that even Whedon would be fricking ashamed of that only exist so children who self-harm can draw shitty fanart?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Gaming has matured, why haven't you?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am afraid you are mistaken.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Calling this game a wanking simulator is the equivalent of Fox News calling Mass Effect a porn game because of the Liara cutscene. Remember when everyone here made fun of that? Now everyone unironically thinks like this.

      I’ll explain what I did with the last 5 hours I played
      >Fought several ghouls and their Death Shepherds who brought them back in the mountains
      >explored for a bit, talked to a woman who wanted me to steal a Githyanki egg from the nearby creche so the Society of Brilliance could raise it and study it, I said no, fought her and killed her
      >climbed down a cliff, talked to a Blue Jay claiming some giant eagles perched on the roof of a monastery stole its territory using Speak With Animals
      >entered the monastery, fought some creatures that trigger random effects when you use magic on them so I crushed them with melee
      >picked some locks and some chests in the area
      >entered a room in the monastery with a puzzle depicting the saints holding weapons
      >entered a room with a guardian protecting one of the weapons, killed it
      >explored the monastery, found another weapon, went to the roof, tried talking to the eagles but they were territorial so I killed them, looted another weapon
      >got a crest from the puzzle room
      >found a side entrance leading to the basement of the monastery where there are a bunch of kobolds with bellyfuls of alcohol who blow up if killed with fire
      >go deeper underground, find the creche
      >get invited by the Githyanki to go to the infirmary, explore a little and find a hatchery with the last Githyanki egg, convinced the caregiver to give the egg to me
      >go to the classroom, talk the teacher out of killing one of his students, talk to the student, learn of Orpheus the true leader of the Githyanki betrayed by Vlaakith (considered heretical here)
      >go to the infirmary, enter the machine that’s supposed to remove my tadpole, undergo a bunch of saving throws and overload the machine
      Notice how there is no trace of porn anywhere

      /thread

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Calling this game a wanking simulator is the equivalent of Fox News calling Mass Effect a porn game because of the Liara cutscene. Remember when everyone here made fun of that? Now everyone unironically thinks like this.

    I’ll explain what I did with the last 5 hours I played
    >Fought several ghouls and their Death Shepherds who brought them back in the mountains
    >explored for a bit, talked to a woman who wanted me to steal a Githyanki egg from the nearby creche so the Society of Brilliance could raise it and study it, I said no, fought her and killed her
    >climbed down a cliff, talked to a Blue Jay claiming some giant eagles perched on the roof of a monastery stole its territory using Speak With Animals
    >entered the monastery, fought some creatures that trigger random effects when you use magic on them so I crushed them with melee
    >picked some locks and some chests in the area
    >entered a room in the monastery with a puzzle depicting the saints holding weapons
    >entered a room with a guardian protecting one of the weapons, killed it
    >explored the monastery, found another weapon, went to the roof, tried talking to the eagles but they were territorial so I killed them, looted another weapon
    >got a crest from the puzzle room
    >found a side entrance leading to the basement of the monastery where there are a bunch of kobolds with bellyfuls of alcohol who blow up if killed with fire
    >go deeper underground, find the creche
    >get invited by the Githyanki to go to the infirmary, explore a little and find a hatchery with the last Githyanki egg, convinced the caregiver to give the egg to me
    >go to the classroom, talk the teacher out of killing one of his students, talk to the student, learn of Orpheus the true leader of the Githyanki betrayed by Vlaakith (considered heretical here)
    >go to the infirmary, enter the machine that’s supposed to remove my tadpole, undergo a bunch of saving throws and overload the machine
    Notice how there is no trace of porn anywhere

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I read all of that and all I got from it was “I sucked off the posh camp vampire and then told the demon lady I want her to step on me uwu GOTY”

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      phoneposting OP destroyed

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Greentexting your fantasy diary is fricking pathetic

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOOOO DON’T TALK ABOUT GAMES ON MY VIDEO GAME BOARD
          So explain what happened the last five hours you played. If you can’t answer you’re literally whining about a game you haven’t even played and confirm my suspicion that rightoids not only don’t make games, they don’t even play games

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not reading all that, troon. Rope yourself.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The difference is this fanbase ONLY talks about the gay sex.

      It's like if Mass Effect came out and people only ever talked about Liara. It never happened. People talked about the entire game. You never hear about the game with baldurs gate. Literally no one ever talks about it. If you read what people write about it you'd be fine assuming it's a dating sim.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        NTA, but no that's just you Black folk who never played the game who do that.
        >DUDE BEAR SEX
        >DUDE GAY SEX
        >DUDE KEKING

        Meanwhile the game is like 100+ hours with 1-2 fade to black romance scenes that last a fes seconds.
        It's so tiresome.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are bg3 trannies such compulsive liars? Literally 1/3 of all cutscenes is degenerate gay or lesbian sex.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Literally 1/3 of all cutscenes is degenerate gay or lesbian sex.
            >literally
            why do hate the truth and facts? clearly you hate them with the amount of exaggerated hyperbole

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              most of the npcs you meet in the game are alt females

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you moronic or what? The forums had entire threads with hundreds of pages dedicated specifically talking about the romances. There are threads on Ganker RIGHT NOW that only “talk” about games like Pokémon specifically to fap to fanart and have ZERO DISCUSSION of the gameplay AT ALL yet no one calls Pokémon a porn game. In fact, when I literally bring up actual gameplay for this game and explain what I did, you still whine

          No. No they dont.
          Only people who talk about it are people seething about the game

          You should stop browsing this place and talk to real people instead of bots trained on /misc/ and /b/

          The only person who brought up sex was the troony obsessed OP

          Ok dickheads, lets take a look at your fanbase.

          [...]

          What do you know, it's nothing but sex, animal sex, spider sex. You're all a bunch of lying degenerates. Get help.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >What do you know, it's nothing but sex, animal sex, spider sex.
            Black person it's /vg/.
            A /vg/ thread about an unmoddable singleplayer game, no less.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >enter /vg/ thread
            >no sex, animal sex, spider sex
            Why are you lying? If you were correct you wouldn't need to lie.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Have you seen literally any other general? Go into the total war general. Does it look like it reflects the content of the games to you?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            BG3 is a very good game anon and there's nothing you can do about it.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >larian game

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Larian is the only good rpg dev still active

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                game
                is very good.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's just Ganker. Go to the Larian forum or the Codex and you find plenty of real discussion

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you moronic or what? The forums had entire threads with hundreds of pages dedicated specifically talking about the romances. There are threads on Ganker RIGHT NOW that only “talk” about games like Pokémon specifically to fap to fanart and have ZERO DISCUSSION of the gameplay AT ALL yet no one calls Pokémon a porn game. In fact, when I literally bring up actual gameplay for this game and explain what I did, you still whine

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because there's nothing to talk about in larian games
          >oh did you walk around the map for 50 minutes and fight these complete pushover enemies even on the hardest difficulty
          >uh well no because I chose the wrong class
          >woops lol, sucks for you

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >yet no one calls Pokémon a porn game
          Because pokemon games have no intimacy to begin with

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. No they dont.
        Only people who talk about it are people seething about the game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You should stop browsing this place and talk to real people instead of bots trained on /misc/ and /b/

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only person who brought up sex was the troony obsessed OP

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe stop hanging out on reddit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy BASED

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      NTA, but no that's just you Black folk who never played the game who do that.
      >DUDE BEAR SEX
      >DUDE GAY SEX
      >DUDE KEKING

      Meanwhile the game is like 100+ hours with 1-2 fade to black romance scenes that last a fes seconds.
      It's so tiresome.

      it isn't just wanking material though, it's also a solid fricking game. just play like the perfect straight man and deny all advances. game is solid.

      It's like a 2 minute HBO-level scene in a 140 hour game...

      In the first 2 hours two of my companions tried to frick me, creepy BDSM guy wanted to torture me, I saw an ogre sex scene, goblin told me to kiss his feet and I was raped by the goblin leader. It has gone to the point where people are making sex speedruns https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYsQu3GjdME

      You are such a dishonest shills I'm genuinely baffled, are you trying to bait people, are you being paid to do that? What's your goal here? I know you have some motive because normal people aren't that moronic, at least I want to believe in that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you got awfully angry pretty quickly when a few anons gave just the tiniest push to back up what you said
        almost like you're shitposting kek

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Of course I'm angry, I'm a human being with emotions and I don't like seeing dumb people blatantly lying and acting moronic.

          >In the first 2 hours two of my companions tried to frick me, creepy BDSM
          >reaching the gobbo dungeon in the first two hours
          how did you get there so fast?

          I skipped all the optional parts and tried to avoid combat because it's boring and tedious

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >dumb people blatantly lying
            then why are you doing it here? anyone who played the game for 2 hours would see that you're lying

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Name one lie dipshit

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                all of that happening in the span of 2 hours
                anyone who's played for 2 hours would see you cant get that all in 2 hours, you likely saw a few clips and made shit up based on scant info and the rest made up

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You didn't reach the torturer in 2 hours.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I skipped all the optional parts and tried to avoid combat because it's boring and tedious
            so you skipped all the gameplay and the dialogue and sidequests (and even some main quests)? Do you not realize that makes your complaint that you got a bunch of sex shit in 2 hours completely invalid?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Do you not realize that makes your complaint that you got a bunch of sex shit in 2 hours completely invalid?
              It doesn't. These things are still there whether I played it for 2 or 90 hours. Gameplay is completely irrelevant because my criticism is oriented towards the writing

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You'd get more actual sex in a book if that's your complaint.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Reminder you replied to

                Calling this game a wanking simulator is the equivalent of Fox News calling Mass Effect a porn game because of the Liara cutscene. Remember when everyone here made fun of that? Now everyone unironically thinks like this.

                I’ll explain what I did with the last 5 hours I played
                >Fought several ghouls and their Death Shepherds who brought them back in the mountains
                >explored for a bit, talked to a woman who wanted me to steal a Githyanki egg from the nearby creche so the Society of Brilliance could raise it and study it, I said no, fought her and killed her
                >climbed down a cliff, talked to a Blue Jay claiming some giant eagles perched on the roof of a monastery stole its territory using Speak With Animals
                >entered the monastery, fought some creatures that trigger random effects when you use magic on them so I crushed them with melee
                >picked some locks and some chests in the area
                >entered a room in the monastery with a puzzle depicting the saints holding weapons
                >entered a room with a guardian protecting one of the weapons, killed it
                >explored the monastery, found another weapon, went to the roof, tried talking to the eagles but they were territorial so I killed them, looted another weapon
                >got a crest from the puzzle room
                >found a side entrance leading to the basement of the monastery where there are a bunch of kobolds with bellyfuls of alcohol who blow up if killed with fire
                >go deeper underground, find the creche
                >get invited by the Githyanki to go to the infirmary, explore a little and find a hatchery with the last Githyanki egg, convinced the caregiver to give the egg to me
                >go to the classroom, talk the teacher out of killing one of his students, talk to the student, learn of Orpheus the true leader of the Githyanki betrayed by Vlaakith (considered heretical here)
                >go to the infirmary, enter the machine that’s supposed to remove my tadpole, undergo a bunch of saving throws and overload the machine
                Notice how there is no trace of porn anywhere

                the discussion is about whether the game is a "a wanking fodder" or not. The amount of gameplay you skipped absolutely matters for the argument.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't, combat is pointless filler where you watch 10 mobs walking, doing animations and missing for 20 hours. Writing and dialogues are the meat of any good RPG and all Larian games suck in that regard. Their jokes are nasty and creepy, their romances consists of everyone just jumping on your dick on the first day of traveling and the plot line is just a power fantasy. The fact that you wasted your time picking locks doesn't magically change any of that

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care if you hate the game, that is not the claim being discussed. This game has less than 1% of your time with sex shit. It categorically cannot be categorized as a wankfest.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >This game has less than 1% of your time with sex shit
                That's not true at all and is purely based on how much time you spend killing mobs

                The better way to measure wankfestness is to analyze how much attention, work and "passion" devs have put into adding those things. And if you look at the dialogues then it all makes sense

                Gameplay is literally meaningless because once you are done with the mechanics you can copypaste it 50 times, creating 50 hours of gameplay. That doesn't mean that they spent 99% of their time and effort on "gameplay", Hence why 2 hours of dialogue is much more important that 20 hours of gameplay, because one was deliberately made with writers, voice actors and such, and the other one is just a couple of mobs that you have to kill.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >That's not true at all
                It is objectively true
                >the better way
                the non-objective way based on "muh feelings"? The game has objectively much more attention paid to the combat mechanics than any sex shit, which is all fade to black with like a kiss or a hug before fading to black. Meanwhile, combat has 100x more unique animations than the sex.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It is objectively true
                No it isn't. You spend 10 hours of your life beating some random mobs, I did in 10 seconds. Eventually we both arrive to the point.

                >The game has objectively much more attention paid to the combat mechanics than any sex shit
                These things are not even comparable because writing and gameplay are two different topics. They both suck ass but we are talking about the writing here

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the point
                *same point

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >larian combat
                >unique
                >moronic bullet sponges sliding around while making this sound

                ?t=14

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                this homie doesn't even understand what is being discussed here lmao, he just saw trigger words and went off.
                I never said the combat was unique.

                >It is objectively true
                No it isn't. You spend 10 hours of your life beating some random mobs, I did in 10 seconds. Eventually we both arrive to the point.

                >The game has objectively much more attention paid to the combat mechanics than any sex shit
                These things are not even comparable because writing and gameplay are two different topics. They both suck ass but we are talking about the writing here

                We are talking about whether the game is a "wankfest". Even if you disregard the gameplay, you spend more than 100x (and this isn't even an exaggeration) in conversations that have nothing to do with sex. And the regular conversations have way more animations made exclusively for them than the few sex stuff.
                What's next, gonna claim you skip all the dialogue too?

                >I did in 10 seconds
                You don't have to lie. The "combat starts" message will take you more than that.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh you were saying the copypasted WoW animations from original sin carry BG3?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not even praising the game. Just go back a few posts in the reply chain and try to understand what the conversation is about.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh I don't care if you're praising the game, pretending like original sin's animations in BG3 are good is laughable

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >riginal sin's animations in BG3 are good
                I didn't say that either

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Leaving aside you being a colossal moron with a third grade reading comprehension, Larian combat is absolutely unique and the focus environmental usage, elemental systems, floor coatings, and combo focus was entirely what put DOS1 on the map.
                You can call it bad, and there's plenty of flaws, but you would have to be mentally deficient to not see the difference between, say, Larian and Owlcat combat.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Larian combat is absolutely unique
                >braindead AI with way too much HP encounter #261

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That doesn't have any impact on its uniqueness.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                how are moronic hp bloat mobs ping ponging around the map unique? larian games have about the depth of runescape 3

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can just say you don't understand the combat. It'd be less embarrassing at this point.
                I'd be astounded at what you would call a turn based RPG without "moronic hp bloat mobs" if you think that somehow describes BG3.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                maybe larian games are trash?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ignores any of the actual posts in my post
                >ignores the other gay calling you out on being too stupid to understand the term unique
                >can't articulate any point about the combat other than "HP bloat" in an RPG with notably lower HP values than most CRPGs
                Am I genuinely talking to downie or something?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't have a point, you're responding to criticism by screeching

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pointing out that "HP bloat" is objectively incorrect compared to other CRPGs is screeching?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"HP bloat" is objectively incorrect
                have you ever played a larian game before in your life?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It really doesn't matter, even if I hadn't. BG3 uses standard D&D health values but operates at a lower level than most CRPGs.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >BG3 uses standard D&D health values
                no they don't

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know you've been lying non-stop about the game but this is so bafflingly blatant it's impossible to pull away from.
                What do you think the game uses for HP values, then?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                HP bloat has been one of the main complaints about BG3 since early access, it's present in all larian games

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you dodging the question?
                BG3 has regular D&D HP calculations, just like almost every CRPG. If you don't believe that it uses standard D&D health values, what does it use? Why are you still responding if you can't answer such a simple question?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >BG3 has regular D&D HP calculations
                no it doesn't

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you don't believe that it uses standard D&D health values, what does it use?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                larian asspulled numbers, what do I care?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >BG3 has regular D&D HP calculations
                no it doesn't

                HP bloat has been one of the main complaints about BG3 since early access, it's present in all larian games

                >BG3 uses standard D&D health values
                no they don't

                You're wrong.
                BG3 literally uses the default health values right out of the 5e monster manual for like half its enemies.
                To pick a few out which have their health on a wiki:
                https://baldursgate3.wiki.fextralife.com/Imp
                https://5e.tools/bestiary.html#imp_mm
                https://baldursgate3.wiki.fextralife.com/Bugbear
                https://5e.tools/bestiary.html#bugbear_mm
                https://baldursgate3.wiki.fextralife.com/Worg
                https://5e.tools/bestiary.html#worg_mm

                There's a few that are off, but many are actually lower:
                https://baldursgate3.wiki.fextralife.com/Phase+Spider
                https://5e.tools/bestiary.html#phase%20spider_mm
                https://baldursgate3.wiki.fextralife.com/Harpy
                https://5e.tools/bestiary.html#harpy_mm

                The majority of enemies are raced/classed humanoids and they all follow normal health calculations too, with the possible exception of some bosses.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >BG3 literally uses the default health values right out of the 5e monster manual
                >for like half its enemies
                lol

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah? The point is that the game follows D&D health distribution. You don't randomly encounter normal enemies mixed with arbitrary 2x HP enemies or some shit.
                You're provably wrong.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The point is that the game follows D&D health distribution
                lol, keep saying it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >literally show the stats are the same
                >THEY AREN'T YOU'RE WRONG YOU'RE WRONG
                Literally mindbroken.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >admit half the game doesn't use dnd health values
                >still screeching at the top of your lungs you've somehow proved anything
                have a nice day

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Black person I said that because I hadn't checked every individual NPC. Semantics over a turn of phrase does not unwind this. Do not bother replying again if you can't actually point to meaningful differences between D&D and BG3's health pools beyond screeching "they're totally different I swear". You're wrong and are beyond an embarrassment at this point.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most enemies in BG3 that don't have dnd health values (most enemies over level 3) have twice the hp they're supposed to have. There's other little bullshit headcanon things that larian did with the game, but I think HP bloat is the most poignant

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >source: trust me
                I accept your concession.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he's still screeching and shitting his pants
                larian games aren't good

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you realize unique doens't mean good right?
                If it's not unique, surely you can point out what other turn based RPG has this much environmental interaction, elemental combinations, and physics based stuff (you can kill people by throwing heavy shit at them).

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the focus environmental usage, elemental systems, floor coatings, and combo focus was entirely what put DOS1 on the map
                no it was co-op, just co-op

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >bullet sponges
                >RPG combat

                >Larian combat is absolutely unique
                >braindead AI with way too much HP encounter #261

                The only way you could think that enemies have too much HP is if you're utterly terrible at the game and do not understand the combat at all. Enemies you can't kill in a turn are very rare.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >combat is pointless filler where you watch 10 mobs walking, doing animations and missing for 20 hours
                Why do you even bother saying shit like this? Why open your mouth if you're just going to out yourself as a colossal fricking moron that's too stupid for RPG combat?
                Nobody is going to take you seriously.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wasting 140 hours of your life killing some random mobs doesn't make you "smart"

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't like seeing dumb people blatantly lying and acting moronic
            >also I skipped all the gameplay and optional content of any kind except conveniently every single sexual interaction possible in act 1
            The state of you mindbroken morons is hilarious.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry that I didn't waste 90 hours killing filler mobs, I just don't feel motivated to engage in a world that was written by disgusting creeps and that doesn't allow me to role play in any meaningful way

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are liberals so obsessed with this idea? Like backing up your ideas with evidence and shit, everyone knows what he's saying is true, so why are you so disingenuous about it?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why are liberals obsessed with ... "backing up your ideas with evidence and shit"? Are you honestly asking that or just moronic

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              go back
              seriously why is this place more reddit than usual this week

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i'm not a liberal
            you're likely a liberal purposefully trying to make conservatives look stupid by cosplaying as what you'd think one would be

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >defending bg3
              >not a liberal
              LOL okay buddy

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you are 100% cosplaying as a "conservative"

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                go back

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you first

                Black person every npc you meet in the game isa female girlboss, all the men are whimpering cowards.

                it's overly exaggerated on Ganker. it's a solid fricking game, things make sense in the context of the game world, and it doesn't give any of them "special protections" or preaches anything.
                it's Ganker shitposting blowing things out of proportion on a solid game.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's overly exaggerated
                You haven't played the game, the first human male you see in the first 20 hours is a Black person with a fro and it's for 5 seconds

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have played the damn game
                What the hell are you even going on about it not being overly exaggerated? Like I said, you're obviously cosplaying a conservative because a real fricking conservative isn't so cartoonishly getting mad at that. it's what a braindead liberal THINKS a conservative is like

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You realize you're not arguing with a real person, right?
                You're arguing with a golem who's had their brain fried to the point where all interactions are framed in their universal good vs evil culture war view of the world.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most people who act political online aren't even particularly political; they just want a leg to argue on. Like look at the shift in internet discourse around the Trump election.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, most, but not the deranged few who get hyper obsessed with shitposting specific games on Ganker.
                "Political" is still probably not quite apt in that case, but it's more than just the average dumbass looking to argue.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I honestly don't know anymore, there's so much shitposting in between everything between the sheer number of schizo shit, it becomes more and more difficult to tell

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Black person every npc you meet in the game isa female girlboss, all the men are whimpering cowards.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                except for the gay bear

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm starting to understand why virgins are afraid of women if this is legit what you perceive girlbosses to be. low t

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >look at me mom, i had sex a few times
                youre still mentally a virgin and forever will be a loser

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you can still count your partners on your fingers don't even talk to me.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                imagine bragging about banging 10 prostitutes, quality over quantity, loser
                but i wouldnt expect a little boy to get it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't bang prostitutes, I'm the prize. Lmao at 10 though.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                im sure all the rats in the basement are killing each other over you
                >Lmao at 10 though
                how many fingers do you have?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I said don't talk to me if YOU can still count your partners on your fingers. Still not close to my league, but hey, I wanted to do you a solid.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                thanks for the fun im going to sleep now

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Black person every npc you meet in the game isa female girlboss, all the men are whimpering cowards.
                >most important leader of the evil side in chapter 1 is a male
                >most important druid is a male
                >the druids that side with you against the "girlboss" that you KILL are all male
                >2 out of 3 of the main villains are male, and the female is the least important one
                Now for the party members
                >lazael literally submits to (you) as soon as you challenge her
                >shart is a softie pretending to be tough
                >karlack acts like an anime highschool girl

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You fail to understand that anything western will be considered a "girl boss". Coombrains have their sensibilities warped by media literally just meant to appeal to japanese pedophiles.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's okay if every single npc you can talk to in the game is a female alien girlboss and all the men (aliens) are weak simpering cowards and the first human male you see in 20 hours is a Black person cop for 5 seconds because... because it just is!
                So the game is a bit pozzed

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Made up bullshit that's not in the game
                >So the game is pozzed
                Sure. The game is pozzed at times, I don't see the reason for these absurd made up hyperboles that make you looke like a deranged schizo though

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Sure. The game is pozzed
                okay so why are you lying about it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >okay so why are you lying about it
                I am not, you are.
                If I say "wasps are c**ts" I am correct.
                If I say "wasps are c**ts because they rape children and vomit in my kitchen" I am lying.
                You did the latter, instead of just stating things as they are, you exaggerated everything and decorated your post with countless made up stats and facts that ultimately just make you a liar.
                It's false that half the cutscenes are sex, you are a liar.
                It's false that every single character is either a girlboss or a weak male, you are a liar.
                Etc etc

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wish it was an exaggeration that almost all the npcs you talk to are girlbosses/trannies and all the men are simpering balding cowards

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you lying again
                What do you gain from it
                Just call the game gay and move on, you are undermining your point by doing this

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not lying, play the game lol

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I already did

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No you didn't, liar

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >all the men (aliens) are weak
                All the men are stronger than the women. You'd know this if you played the game.
                Bro, the game already has a bunch of black people in positions of authority, you don't need to make up a bunch of schizo shit to call it pozzed.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >All the men are stronger
                lmao, you obviously haven't talked to any of the npcs in the game

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The leader of every organization in the game is a male, who is the strongest member of the organization
                >druids
                halsim, white male human
                >goblins
                droz hazlim, male hobgoblin
                >cult of the absolute
                General Ketheric Thorm, white male human
                >mastermind behind the entire game plot
                gortash, white male human

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's overly exaggerated
                You haven't played the game, the first human male you see in the first 20 hours is a Black person with a fro and it's for 5 seconds

                What the frick are you talking about?
                The first human male any player's going to encounter is Gale, who is white and a competence and powerful mage.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >In the first 2 hours two of my companions tried to frick me, creepy BDSM
        >reaching the gobbo dungeon in the first two hours
        how did you get there so fast?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that was so cringe no wonder troons like it so much

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You are such a dishonest shills
        don't be moronic. I didn't say it wasn't wanking material. I said it wasn't only wanking material. It is also a solid game.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Even if you disregard the gameplay, you spend more than 100x (and this isn't even an exaggeration) in conversations that have nothing to do with sex. And the regular conversations have way more animations made exclusively for them than the few sex stuff.
          Guess what, even in hentai games more than 100x conversations have nothing to do with sex. This doesn't mean that the game isn't creepy and that it doesn't impose sex onto you. I was literally raped when trying to do the main quest. Even normies were cringed out by the character creation and the stuff that I already mentioned

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I was literally raped when trying to do the main quest.
            Are you moronic?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >This doesn't mean that the game isn't creepy
            You sound like an old lady
            >Even normies were cringed out
            I don't care about normies

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think you quoted the wrong person here, frick face. I'm not saying it's not wanking material.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Notice how there is no trace of porn anywhere
      Funny, you can' tell asstarion to do one thing without him coming up with some homosexual innuendo.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based and correct, this game is only hated by troons and nintendies.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This game sucks ass compared to BG2, shut up

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        BG2 is genuine dogshit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't bave any legitimate arguments
        >falls back on "le last game was better!"

        Lmao, eat a dick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      spbp

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      BASED! Cooked that fraud!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally made by homosexuals obsessed with homosexuality.
      Try again.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Notice how there is no trace of porn anywhere
      Except that it was literally used as one of their market strategies. Promotion of porn during the final big game reveal panel for thousands of people and, obviously, minors since it is a videogame.
      You are a hypocrite, like all BG3 defenders.
      The most dishonest group that crawled on Ganker.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was a bear smirking over a dude with a squirrel dropping a nut in surprise and then cut to black.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you literally some old church lady?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Remember back in, let's call it 2014, when Ganker was insistent it was the Ess Jay Double(you)s who were coming to sterilize our vidya? And now here we have anons clutching pearls over fantasy sex scenes; literally pulling the "think of the children!" card out of the deck?
          Wouldn't have guessed 10 years later the calls would be coming from inside the house. Puritanism is fricking abhorrent and it's embarrassing seeing anons push for it.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The leftists won, BG3 triggers them for some reason

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Take me back.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Black person those two things are not mutually exclusive

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you told me in 2014 a larian game would be considered the best game ever made despite being unfinished, having a story written by a braindead child and was full of leftist wankery I would have dropped gaming then and there

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You should drop it now and stop posting on the board Ganker - Video Games 🙂

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You should stop being such a homosexual

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tradtards and woke are two sides of the same coin

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              At least tradtards don't interfere in development. They just get games banned and we can pirate around that easily. Woketards infest the game all the way from initial development stage forward, so it's near impossible to remove their rot.

              Remember GTA SA and hot coffee? Do you think we would even get that far today with their control of dev teams and mod sites?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Almost like puritanism is a plague and needs to be rooted our regardless of if it's coming from ~~*our*~~ side or ~~*theirs*~~.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How does 3 seconds in a trailer change the objective experience of playing the game, exactly?
        >and, obviously, minors
        You are literally on a pedo site you fricking moron.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not the heckin' minorinos!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I too avoided the sex and zombie plot convenience man literally gives you shit for it half way into act 2

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The post that destroyed Gankertards.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >explored for a bit, talked to a woman who wanted me to steal a Githyanki egg from the nearby creche so the Society of Brilliance could raise it and study it, I said no, fought her and killed her
      Cringe. Esther was such a cool character, she nailed the medieval fantasy atmosphere of the mountain pass, to me, in indescribable ways.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >killing a child kidnapper is cringe
        i kill u too bastard

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >being a bleeding heart for Giths
          liberals are such a self destructive sort

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >killing child kidnappers is what liberals do
            are you insane

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >won't you think of the poor Gith child? it was taken away from the people who would raise it to be a vile, murderous warrior who would gut people like you for simply being in his peripheral vision
              Black person, I wouldn't draw the line at kidnapping Gith eggs, I would gladly kill Gith children no questions asked, just like I killed Goblin children. You are a beta basedcuck for simping for people who view everyone, including you, as subhuman worthy only of killing.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if you kill child kidnappers you are a beta basedcuck
                ????????????

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you a fricking moron or did you just not find out what happens to that gith child and the people who raised it?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it actually kills the people who try to raise it
                thanks for proving my point, bucko.

                [...]
                [...]
                If you give her the egg then in act 3 the gith child inside hatches, is magically aged-up, and goes on a rampage killing everyone in the Society of Brilliance including your squidbro from the underdark (if he survives the iron throne)

                So yeah, gith being world wrecking imperialists or whatever, killing that lady is never not an option for me.

                You can always do what I do and just give her the griffon egg, or give her nothing, and crack the gith egg yourself.

                the point here is that giths are inherently evil creatures and sobbing over "child kidnapping" a gith egg is amusing because that child will kill many people once it grows up. by breaking the egg, the evil is snuffed in the crib.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >blasts "REMOVE BAD THINGS" telepathically into the funny critter you just artificially aged and get surprised when it removes you

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        is BG3 like other larian games where murdering random people gives you more exp than doing quests and there's no repercussions?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes you get XP. The biggest repercussions like previous games is potentially missing out on content. but generally the games are designed that you can do whatever you want.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            well usually in rpgs slaughtering innocent civilians has repercussions, but in larian games you're rewarded for it

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              you get punished in Larian games too but in more engaging ways. You can be a murderhobo viably, for example, instead of just having a very, very terrible playthrough like in some other RPG's. the freedom is nice to those who enjoy the combat/gameplay, I suppose.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, killing most neutral/friendly NPCs will not net any significant amount of experience. On top of that, you hit the max level sometime shortly after arriving at act 3 if you have been trying to do most content, so trying to hyper optimize your EXP gains by killing random NPCs simply isn't worth it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >being a bleeding heart for Giths
        liberals are such a self destructive sort

        >won't you think of the poor Gith child? it was taken away from the people who would raise it to be a vile, murderous warrior who would gut people like you for simply being in his peripheral vision
        Black person, I wouldn't draw the line at kidnapping Gith eggs, I would gladly kill Gith children no questions asked, just like I killed Goblin children. You are a beta basedcuck for simping for people who view everyone, including you, as subhuman worthy only of killing.

        If you give her the egg then in act 3 the gith child inside hatches, is magically aged-up, and goes on a rampage killing everyone in the Society of Brilliance including your squidbro from the underdark (if he survives the iron throne)

        So yeah, gith being world wrecking imperialists or whatever, killing that lady is never not an option for me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      dangerously based

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good post, the creche is a great area.
      Well actually all areas are great, world design is fricking s tier.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Fox News calling Mass Effect a porn game because of the Liara cutscene
      Holy shit I remember that. People here used to make fun of pearl clutching, now look at us.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if you don't support sodomy, animal fricking and other degeneracy you are.. le pearl clutching
        You will be put against the wall soon enough, troon

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>if you don't support sodomy, animal fricking and other degeneracy you are.. le pearl clutching
          Unironically yes. Honestly, what's your outrage even about? That there's fictional gay sex and beastiality (that's off-screen and played for laughs) in your video game? Both of those are completely optional and it's your own fault if you find yourself in a position where you're getting ass fricked by a bear. You're like those newscasts that tried to gaslight people into think that GTA could turn you violent.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not before all moralgays like yourself are rounded up, tortured and executed

            The day of the rope is coming, troons

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              By decree of Lord Donald Trump, all moralgays (tradgays and woketards alike) will be hunted down and executed by amoralist right-wing futurist death squads. You have less than one year to prepare. Tick, tock.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not before all moralgays like yourself are rounded up, tortured and executed

            You're literally defending a studio that told the woman from the divinity-original sin boxart to cover up and stop showing so much skin, then after making actually sexy women for games like Divinity Dragon Commander decided to make every b***h in this game a ugly annoying prostitute with no curves or actual sex appeal. This game is loved and worshipped by the same people who screech for censorship of japanese videogames and endlessly ssethed about bikini armor.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Ganker gets mad over in-game bestiality
              >Ganker relentlessly defends e-girl and pedo shit

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was more the double standard of one being accepted, even used as marketing material on a site where it should break ToS but the other isn't even given fair discussion.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That shit is supposed to be fringe, anon, not a celebrated aspect of a high profile release.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              They evidently learned their lesson by making the women in BG3 hot.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >women in BG3
                >hot

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >interspecies
                Woah, ain't that a bit *degenerate*? I'm calling my Mommy

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >makes a point by posting a completely different game
                huh

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >completely different game
                Bet you think Larian was created exclussicely for BG3 or that they started with Divinity: Original Sin.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                what the frick are you talking about Black person?
                >says bg3 women are ugly
                >posts completely different games
                no shit their old low budget games look like shit

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Absolutely moronic moron. The point I'm making is that Larian were NOT so cucked in the past and were not afraid of giving their female characters cleavage & big breasts or designing women like in Dragon Commander where one of the ideas for the queen of the undead was an almost-naked woman with red lipstick only covering herself with some loose red silk and her hair hiding her bare breasts, before they instead decided on a skeleton with lipstick, or how the dwarf wife was a redhead with glasses, cleavage, a miniskirt and fishnet stockings & boots. Or how in the original divinity original sin the woman was very exposed and showed a lot of skin, before they told her to cover up. They were not afraid of "sexualisation" and the "male gaze" but because this is the modern era they became cucked with BG3 and made every woman flat, ugly and masculine, with an annoying prostitute personality as a bonus.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                If the point you're making is that BG3 is "woke" or whatever the frick your schizobabble amounts to, I raise the point that you can see pussy and breasts in BG3. You couldn't in Divinity. Frick off moron, god damn

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >complaining about a cover art being covered up
                >you can see pussy in bg3
                what are you even trying to say

                >b-but you can see pussy of ugly masculine prostitutes with zero actual sex appeal, what are you even trying to say?!?!
                Americans are so brainwashed.

                >with an annoying prostitute personality
                The existence of Laezel refutes this

                >the existence of a ugly annoying prostitute disproves this

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it doesn't count because I said so
                It doesn't matter if you think they're ugly. Your entire point was that they're pozzed and covering characters up when that's demonstrably false. If you think they're so ugly just make your own sexy female with breasts and pussy out in full display in the character creator idiot

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >just make your own woman and play as her!
                Why the frick should I do that?! I don't want to play as a woman and dress her up, I'm not transgender. I want to FRICK sexy women, but there are none in BG3. Why? Because the devs are pozzed.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I give up. You're moronic

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >bg3 women are ugly and have zero sexappeal
                Everyone knows you are a wiener hugry homosexual, you don't have to announce it that loudly anon.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you want actually sexy women? You're a homosexual!

                I give up. You're moronic

                Not as moronic as people who defend a pozzed company that censors its own work.

                Shadowheart is definitely sexy and hot, and the game has a custom character creator where you can make your own waifu. You can also summon smoking hot dryads. And there's a lot of sexy non-companion women like Zethino and Mizora (and her two succubus sisters). just because you're obsessed with huge boobs doesn't mean you can engage in extensive mental gymnastics to paint it as some kind of woke game.

                >shadowfart is sexy and hot
                Oh boy, american beauty standards.
                >you can be a sexy woman!
                I am not transgender, unlike you.
                >there's sexy women in the game, I-I promise!
                Yeah, sure.

                >The only reason why this is allowed is because they are all ugly, masculine, flat and have zero actual sex appeal
                How absolutely deluded, I feel like you Black folk are just like SJWs in where you will constantly cry and try to frame yourself into being victims even when you get a small victories.

                >UR A SJW!!!!
                You're defending a company that censored its own creation to remove the sex appeal from it, then was only willing to have sex and nudity in their game after making sure all the women in it were flat and ugly.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >put a sexy woman in front of this moron
                >he calls her ugly and says she has zero sexappeal
                You are clearly not attracted to women, what else could it be?
                I could bet my left testicle that you jerk it to traps every day.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >y-youre not attracted to a prostitute with no actual sex appeal? You're a gay! You're not attracted to women!
                Sure.

                No one said that though. What you're arguing is that the game is woke and pozzed, and when confronted with the fact that you you can dick-in-vegana frick people and see pussy whenever you want, you deflect with "but it's not good enough pussy therefore woke". You're just a homosexual. You're a bigger homosexual than the bear frickers

                >y-you can see pussy though!!!
                Fricking AND? None of the women in this game are actually sexy, so why should I care that I see pussy and sex in vegana? Do you jerk off to porno with ugly landwhales because "omg you can see their pussy and then see them have sex in the vegana"?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >with an annoying prostitute personality
                The existence of Laezel refutes this

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not before all moralgays like yourself are rounded up, tortured and executed

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >us

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kneel, Tendietroons! Also TPBP.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      based

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He actually plays video games
      You don't belong here. This is a board for political ragebaiting and cooming.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot all the exclamation marks that prevent you from resting which lead to gay flirting and auto triggered cutscenes of you companions hitting on you.
      Next you will go to underdark and you will see half the duergar being african-americans for no reason whatsoever and hear gay gnomes spamming about how gay they are on repeat.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hey don't look at me, i don't hate the game because of all the homosexual shit it totally doesn't have you guys
      i hate it because it has no right to call itself baldurs gate 3

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SPBP, homosexual OP absolutely obliterated
      Finally someone on Ganker who has actually played the game as opposed to moronic gays ragebaiting and politics shitposting

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      chudcels... our response?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe the porn game angle isn't good, we should default back to making threads about tencent

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP BTFO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rightoids don’t actually play games they just whine about them online, imagine my shock

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, /misc/ really lost the culture war, huh?

        Don't you get tired of your troonyraids? You always leave seething and having accomplished nothing. I don't know what you get out of it.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >anyone else miss when OP didn't rape kids?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker loves wanking fodder games though, look at all the coomer threads on this board

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's something especially boring about larian games, how everything is a linear corridor and near mandatory encounters to get experience

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's too bad everyone finished their 200hr playthrough and the only people left talling about it are these low-tier shitposting clowns please just kys yourselves make it mac tonight non video game playing fricking reddit tourist tryhards. thanks for listening

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone finished their 200hr playthrough
      >15% completion rate
      >under 50% of ppl finished act 1
      >Meanwhile Elden Ring had 25% of players get all achievments in the game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Elden Ring was shite n’all

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >25% of players get all achievements in ER
        Autism isn't that common.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        bg3 is a hardcore rpg masquerading as a casual game, it's really fricking long and requires a lot of fricking player inputs to complete, and a lot of patience with turns. This is all a lot to ask for. But the game is a real gem, it manages to surprise from start to end, which is very rare

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your data is old, the game completion rate is now 20% and keeps rising.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it isn't just wanking material though, it's also a solid fricking game. just play like the perfect straight man and deny all advances. game is solid.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >larian
      >solid game
      larian makes "faux" games where every encounter is like the last

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you make it a problem for you?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's like a 2 minute HBO-level scene in a 140 hour game...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Again most of the npcs you meet are some sort of genders studies frankenstein's monster

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please list every NPC in the game and how many of those you consider to be disgusting and why

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          most of them which are genders studies creations (gays made the game)

          you can pretend like the game isn't pozzed, but nobody would deny that most of the characters you meet are feminist wet dreams and self inserts

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Which ones are most of them then? Just from the main cast, which would you consider disgusting and why?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >select from the cast
              that would be ignoring 99% of the freaks you talk to in the game

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So which ones then? Give me some examples of characters from the main cast you dislike.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Again you're ignoring how almost all the NPCs you talk to in the game are feminist alt women

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh. You didn’t play it.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >no I didn't realize every npc you talk to is a female girlboss or a troony

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I played a very different game than you

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are like two out of 600
        Nocturne and Lucretious
        Three if you count the flying elephant

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Anyone else miss when games weren't just wanking fodder for fanfic writing tumblr bisexuals?

    No. And your extreme aversion to change is a mental disorder.
    https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/12784934/
    https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22427384/

    You learned what games were like years ago, and because you're intellectually lazy and/or have frontal lobe damage in your brain, anytime games don't conform to that model of them you formed back then you feel physical pain over the misalignment between what you imagine and what reality is.

    You respond to this pain by lashing out at new games and the fact that the world is constantly changing rather than just changing your internal model of what games are.

    You probably do this in every other area of your life and the results are disastrous for you and anyone close to you. Because the universe IS change. You can't stop it no matter how much you scream or whine or tantrum or fight. No amount of radicalization is enough to freeze time. You will ALWAYS suffer for as long as you live because the world will constantly evolve and your brain will constantly scream in agony over the fact that it's knowledge is constantly becoming out of date.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're unironically saying all change is good change when it's very evident that a lot of games are getting worse especially when it comes to writing.
      Mind you I'm not that anon and I actually love BG3 and think it deserves GOTY but your post is just incredibly fricking stupid.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're proving me right. I never said all change was good change. I said resistance to ALL change was a mental illness. You strawmanned me and claimed I made a different claim because you're cognitively lazy and it's cheaper for you to avoid addressing what was said and instead attack an easier idea that was NOT said.

        My post isn't incredibly fricking stupid. The imaginary one you made up to avoid having to reconcile what I said (including the studies I linked) is incredibly fricking stupid. Because you had to bring it down to your level so you could comfortably handle it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I said resistance to ALL change was a mental illness.
          yeah ,sure SOME change is good but not ALL change, sometimes change SHOULD be resisted. yeah things will inevitably change nonetheless since nothing lasts forever but that doesn't mean that people should just let it happen.
          also again I'm not even that guy but I still can't agree with your stance and I already said BG3 is great game and my GOTY personally.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >also again I'm not even that guy but I still can't agree with your stance
            You just agreed with me. Literally.
            It's insane to me that you people never realize that because you're so cognitively lazy all the time, the rest of us can see through you the way you can see through a 12 year old.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the rest of us
              I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who took your bait and I can see now that was a mistake. please go take your meds and go elsewhere.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How has this game sold millions yet no one on this board has seemingly played it? What are you fricking talking about?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    if it's like bioware games became after mass effect, it doesn't affect me, it only affects discussion of the game
    you can easily ignore cringe game romance shit if you're not a validation seeker

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, I wasn't playing games before FF7 came out.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Legit the only good reply to this stupid thread I started out of drunken boredom. I haven’t even played BG3.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess if nothing else, being a shagging simulator for people who wear cat ear headphones means it’s probably the most accurate adaptation of modern D&D there is.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The cutsecenes alone would take more than 2 hours before you ever got to the goblin camp. It's such a blatant lie you don't even deserve more (you)s.
    Even collecting enough party members to get propositioned would take more than two hours.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does every troony that hates on this game have to lie about it? Why aren't they discussing the actual flaws instead of making up moronic bullshit?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      dilate

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The trannies that hate this game are dilating?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The trannies that hate this game
          That's an oxymoron

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          dilate

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Come to think of it, I've never seen a honest critique of this game, it's just moronic troons making up nonsense.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    DRIDER SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BG3 was actually really good though.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ping ponging around the map
    unironically what did he mean by this?

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Ok.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure I just misclicked that post. Given you were arguing with the guy I was pointing out and linked the very post you replied to, I think it's pretty clear that was a mistake. I was a lot of expanded replies deep, in my defense.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well since this thread has gone to shit, any honour mode tips? I just wiped on a 15 hour run and find it hard to start again since it was kind of demoralizing. It's my first time through the game too.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Be more pussy and use more consumables

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hirelings come with a free revivify scroll

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where did you wipe at? What party did you use? I only just started act 3 in my honour mode run so idk how much I can help.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's my first time through the game too.
      Maybe you should play on a non permadeath mode then?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need to have a planned route tailored to your build(s). You're going to find that very difficult if it's your first run

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy an ad.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Larian are anti-white leftists

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course.
    This game muddys the excellent legacy of the BG engine games. They are all classics and BG3 is a joke.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      BG3 is the only good BG game

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hail Lord Swen

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just wanking fodder
    >just
    BG3 is unironically the most mechanically complex big-budget RPG of the last decade.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love BG3 and think it's revolutionary and easily has the best combat in an RPG in a decade but it's not by being mechanically complex. The mechanical complexity of Pathfinder or whatever is still higher. BG3 just has more depth due to its systems interacting heavily and the game having a lot of environmental interaction.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Pathfinder
        Not big-budget.
        There are just no other devs with budgets like this who are willing to take the risk and release an RPG of this complexity

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >calling other anons deranged
    >meanwhile making posts like this
    it's over, you lost. stand down.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Persona for westerners.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would be more accurate to say Fire Emblem, but you're a disingenuous moron

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, Fire Emblem. Dating sim masquerading as a shitty RPG. Same thing.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My god how are you guys STILL bickering over this shit? It's been going on for like EIGHT months. For fricks sake.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It helps when there's spergs here that claim it's the best game ever made and then in the same breath say stupid shit like it uses DnD health values

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It wil be like this forever. They can't do anything about BG3 being a good game, they can't do anything about it winning GOTY, they can't do anything about its popularity, they can't do anything about its financial sucess. The only thing they can do is make sure that every single thread about it is terrible. Its their single, pathetic act of defiance, to make sure that everyone else is as miserable as they are.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else miss when homosexuals on Ganker didn't invent things to be mad about?

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    *taps two staves on his spider bum like a snare drum*

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know what i recently realized? This site has made me hate racists. Before i really didn't care if someone was racist, i'd be like "that's weird" and mostly just ignore it. It's not my problem. But now i hate racists, because this website has shown me that they are almost always schizophrenic, unable to argue in good faith about any topic, and adamant that they are on some sort of righteous crusade for the future of the world and that includes shitting up EVERY SINGLE topic with their stupid rethoric if they don't get actively banned. Almost every thread on Ganker is unusable because you will be immediately bombarded by /misc/ spam. BG3 threads? Full of people complaining that the game is apparently a weimar republic simulator. Helldivers threads? Filled with people saying that actually a totalitarian dictatorship where people don't have any rights is le based because it has no brown people. I hate racists not because its morally right to hate them, i hate them because they won't shut the frick up.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how come the first human male you see in bg3 20 hours in is a fuzzy haired Black that's on screen for 3 seconds?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The first human male I saw in BG3 was Gale. The second was Volo. Both are white.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gale's a homosexual donut steel companion and volo's not even mentionable as a character

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >t-t-t-they don't count
            lmao
            They're literal party members and camp companions, they matter a lot more than some random Black person you see for ten seconds you stupid fricking homosexual.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Ganker shitposters are forgetting Wyll is even a companion
              Very funny

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I forgot he was human honestly since he spends most of the game with fricking horns.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's super funny is when ppl complain there's to much degen shit BG3 on the same board that goes insane over e-girl and other degen shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      BG3 is emotionally degenerate. Not the same.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats japanese so it gets a pass

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not actually lol

        BG3 is emotionally degenerate. Not the same.

        Your emotionally moronic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      People know what they're getting into in Nikke, nobody wants to play an RPG and have it be about deflecting Gale the rapist's aggressive homo-lust.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this the same board that wanted to frick the cat from Hi-Fi Rush?
        If I wanna frick Gale who the frick cares?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ganker selectively partakes in bestiality

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >bestiality
            >bestiality japan

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game that permanently mindfricked Ganker

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You led GOBLINS here!? To our camp that's only 5 minutes away from the goblin camp!?

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like baldur gat 3

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Guys how did GTAV get so popular? All you do is buy and sell stocks.
    have a nice day.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone tell me why there isn't an in game cutscene to like Shadow Hearts toes?

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >months after release and Ganker is still pearl clutching over bear sex
    it won GOTY already, we can stop the TORtanic posting now

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    culture war has killed vidya discourse completely

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Anyone else miss when games weren't just wanking fodder
    Did you miss gaming in the 90/00s

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      When games used to appeal to white straight people?

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Calling this game a wanking simulator is the equivalent of Fox News calling Mass Effect a porn game because of the Liara cutscene.
    Ganker has become so contrarian they've become exactly what we used to make fun of on here. It's fricking hilarious

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It'd be hilarious if it wasn't so depressing. At least seeing a few anons ITT with their heads still on their shoulders takes some of the sting out.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      most offhand replies like that is a schizo talking to himself

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unfortunately there are unironically a ton of /vpol/ tourists that genuinely believe BG3 is a 150 hour gay dating simulator full of "woke" and "pozzed" nonsense. A majority of the people here genuinely do not play games and only regurgitate lame grifter/eceleb opinions all day.

        This place is just resetera's rightwing twin these days.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've seen schizos false flag spam posts like that to try and nuke criticism threads

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a literal White supremacist and I loved BG3.
          These people are just idiots.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            he's a perfect example of a schizo talking to himself

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              This place is rotting your brain man

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This site is on life support, the fewer people post here the more and more likely it's just schizos talking to each other, which is exactly what you're doing.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Feel free to point me to which posts you think are me "talking to myself" and I can show you that's not true. I will do all I can to help you improve your mental health anon

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >non response
                meds

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok well I offered to give you proof if you wanted. Have fun with your mental illness I guess dude

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              What are talking about?

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    vg shills trying real hard to keep dead thread alive
    >300 posts
    >69 posters
    oof

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you should have seen it when it was 30 posters and every other reply was the schizo replying to himself agreeing with what he just said

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BG3 is the most israelite infested game of the millenia

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like the "it's a gender studies class on a camping trip simulator" which is what it feels like when you meets your 10th female red twilek npc in a row

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a West Taiwanese bot and shill campaign.
      With one mentally ill /tg/gay continuing to break rules by making threads for it outside /vg/.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >schizogay calling others mentally ill and calling other people spammers

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The irony is palpable as this fricking board is flooded with threads by losers who a exhilarated by the fact that Tifa's breasts bounce.

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes Baldur’s Gate 3 is the porn game

    Meanwhile checking the catalog
    >8 threads on the FF7 remake, 6 of them are about boob jiggle, one of them about shirtless Cloud, not a single one about actual gameplay yet no one calls that a porn game

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >durrrrrr, I hate pozzed normalgay videogames with butch dyke prostitutes, Black personw, gays and trannies made by gay-obsessed liberals!
    >also Ganker: worships and defends a game that is exactly that because... it's popular with critics and normalgays

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's defended because it's a very good game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, I already said that you defend a pozzed game because its popular with normies and critics. Still doesn't make sense.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's defended because it's good.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That doesn't mean they're not hypocrites

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what’s ironic as frick about this is that racists in the thread are crying about the degeneracy (which is very real) but the game is also racist as frick. all dnd shit is. they try and hide it behind 2015 tumblr - era yas queen gays and kinky sex but there’s a reason most of the cast in this big ass game are white lmfao
    astarion which is one of the most popular characters and generally considered more a hero than a villain kidnaps and converts gypsy kids and you can’t even talk him out of his racism lel

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ganker has never played the game that makes them seethe
      wow big surprise

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        which part is incorrect lol? my boyfriend played the game and it seems well-made but i didn’t lie about anything in the post

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >BG3 shill didnt play the game
          >BG3 shill has no reading comprehension
          >BG3 shill is a homosexual
          what a surprise

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually, I don't since stuff like Suikoden and Vagrant Story existed long before any of this was perceived as a problem.

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those are the people you defended and sucked off for months.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >complaining about a cover art being covered up
      >you can see pussy in bg3
      what are you even trying to say

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BG3 lets you make a travel with a party of completely naked women with bikinis and bondage gear
    >you can also travel with them completely naked with FULLY MODELDED pussy and breasts
    >the only mainstream 100+ hour RPG game that lets you do this
    >"yeah but this game also has some gay shit in it so I hope it fails and no dev ever copies this"

    >meanwhile a dozen threads today because Tifa showed some cleavage in a moderate bikini

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >BG3 lets you make a travel with a party of completely naked women with bikinis and bondage gear
      >you can also travel with them completely naked with FULLY MODELDED pussy and breasts
      >the only mainstream 100+ hour RPG game that lets you do this

      Actual braindead moron. The only reason why this is allowed is because they are all ugly, masculine, flat and have zero actual sex appeal. If they were actually traditionally sexy and busty, all the journos would completely flip out about the "male gaze" and how it's "literally promoting rape and sexual harassment", but because BG3 appeals to american standards, it's perfectly okay. The same people who praise BG3 are the ones who endlessly ssethed about shit like the barbarian woman from Dragon's Crown.

      Seriously, your kind of argument makes it seem like you'd just clap and cheer if someone made a game where you can walk around with danger hair landwhales wearing only their undies because "o-omg you can make the women naked isn't that based? You said gaming has no sexy stuff in it anymore!"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shadowheart is definitely sexy and hot, and the game has a custom character creator where you can make your own waifu. You can also summon smoking hot dryads. And there's a lot of sexy non-companion women like Zethino and Mizora (and her two succubus sisters). just because you're obsessed with huge boobs doesn't mean you can engage in extensive mental gymnastics to paint it as some kind of woke game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The only reason why this is allowed is because they are all ugly, masculine, flat and have zero actual sex appeal
        How absolutely deluded, I feel like you Black folk are just like SJWs in where you will constantly cry and try to frame yourself into being victims even when you get a small victories.

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >twink tries to hit on me
    >tell him to frick off
    >later catch him trying to bite my neck
    >stake him and get congratulated for dealing with the vampire
    Nobody is forcing you to put up with the gay fanfic

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was hoping to get playable aasimar, new classes, charactdr customization, and evil playthrough fixes but it seems like the devs have quite literally only focused on expanding the romance and gay sex
    Grim

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many of you objected to Mass Effect romances? You could have prevented it.

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >omg this game is soooo hot you can suck dick and eat ass and eat pussy and frick ass and get fricked in the ass and eat cum... you told me gaming didn't have sexy stuff in it anymore!
    >ok, I want actually sexy women though
    >WHAT THE FRICK YOURE SO PORN ADDICTED WHY ARE COOMERS LIKE THIS?! YOU'RE LITERALLY A SJW OH MY GOD STOP WATCHING SO MUCH PORN!!!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one said that though. What you're arguing is that the game is woke and pozzed, and when confronted with the fact that you you can dick-in-vegana frick people and see pussy whenever you want, you deflect with "but it's not good enough pussy therefore woke". You're just a homosexual. You're a bigger homosexual than the bear frickers

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a woke coomer game made to pander to the woke coomer demographic. Games are allowed to be sex-positive when they do this.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you see, its different and doesn't count when the facts don't work in my narrative's favor
          AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe you could actually try to disprove what he's saying, moron? He's right.

            >journos when videogames with busty women wearing revealing clothes: omg this is problematic censor this! Why are gamers like this?!
            >journos when BG3 has masculine flat prostitutes and gay sex in it: omg thats so hot, I love sex!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >woke coomer

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Real thing. The same gays who beat their wieners to "femboys" or "muscle girls" are the same ones who will flock to screech shit like "where are her organs?" or "SHE'S LITERALLY 17 YEARS 364 DAYS AND 20 HOURS OLD YOU SICK FRICK!!!" at you.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I am so fricking glad I don't live the life you do dude, holy fricking hell

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ignorance is bliss.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The kind of people who participate in pride parades, yes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker is like those b***hy women who have a need to constantly whine and judge

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Know what I miss?
    When kids that started gaming with a PS4 didn't pretend they knew what games were like before they were born

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, I really pity the kids who grew up with ugly masculine hoes and were told that they are "sexy" but never got to know the many sexy b***hes that were present in gaming of old.

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    homosexual game for c**ts, gays and trannies.

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people visibly confused that weirdos ITT think Shadowheart is "ugly" or "mannish"
    They're K-pop stans. To them anyone above 80 pounds is fat or musclebound and anyone with a jaw not shaved down by korean plastic surgeons is a man

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They're K-pop stans. To them anyone above 80 pounds is fat or musclebound and anyone with a jaw not shaved down by korean plastic surgeons is a man

      Keep coping homosexual

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hurr durr you want actually sexy women in this game? You're just a gay! You're not attracted to women, like, at all! Or you're just a k-tard that only likes asiatic women!

    Keep. Coping. homosexuals.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      COPE

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >avian vs mammalian

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like BG3, OS2 was way better, less broken and they weren't charging $70 for it

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, /misc/ really lost the culture war, huh?

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Option 1: Baldurs Gape 3 and Cyberskunk
    Option 2: ESO (the whole pack of Black personhood).
    Option 3: Destitty 2 complete nolife edition.
    Option 4: Armored Bore: Fires of e-girlcon ans Elden Nig
    Wtf do I buy?
    Bonus: Tekken 8 And Street Black person 6

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      everything on that list other than eso and destiny are good games, you'll get the most playtime out of bg3 and cyberpunk but tekken is tons of fun right now as its still new

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just me or is /misc/ losing influence? It seems like every day more and more boards reject them

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread was a fun read. Lots of raging from shills.

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