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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Conquest's story is mind numblingly dumb to the point you are better off skipping the text and making it up as you go.
    Corrin and Azura are so fricking moronic.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Monark deadnames trannies and makes them seethe so it's better by default. Especially since FE games are now being translated by homosexual trannoids like you.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm playing through Birthright and so far the story seems fine. Is it considered bad?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Birthright's story is somewhat passable, but the gameplay is worse than Conquest. Revelations is the worst of both.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I found the gameplay to be the best part. Curious now how Conquest is now.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Birthright gameplay is generally criticized for just being repetitive rout maps.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's still fricking horrible by any metric, dummy.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Even if the story is distasteful, the gameplay is good. All is forgiven.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mate, she fricking dies and comes back to life just so that they can tell you to buy birthright. Great cover art

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Conquestgay makes a bait post to signal the 3 people on Ganker who defend this dogshit game to the death to talk about how only le real gamers understand how deep and complex the incredibly fricking milquetoast maps are

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >milktoast maps
      Dont make me post boomer emblem…

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t. Filtered by chapter 10

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        One of the best maps in FE history.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The story is not only moronic, but it is conveyed via dialogue that was written by a high schooler off of DeviantArt. Anyone defending the dialogue of Fates is either baiting or should look into getting government benefits from their clinically diagnosed moronation. The gameplay however... mmm fricking tasty. Filtered boomers need not apply.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to cum on Orochi's tumny

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >these are the games boomers tell you to play when they say conquest has shit maps

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kneel to real mapkino conquestgays

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >3 tile wide bridge
      Nice choke point you got there

      >3 12 move dragons
      Man, if only Tiki could transform into dragons like in FE3. The she would also be able to transform into a 12 move dragon

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    chapter 10 kinda sucks actually because it really fricks lowmans/solo runs and specifically Pick my unit runs. because you need so much player phase combat to beat the map, it stiffles creativity in challenge runs, making it the worst map in the series.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, by chapter 10 you literally can only exclude like 2 units, maybe 3 if you have Mozu. Why not do a full deploy?

      Even in a PMU run you can always just ditch them afterwards, since they're just means to an end.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >pmu you can ditch them afterwards
        Sorry, not possible. in my run, if a unit was rolled by an anon and they had a number lower than 5 as their last digit, they had to die on their join chapter. Camilla got rolled on a 5 which allowed the anon the choice of life or death, and they killed her. That map took me like 12 tries

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well that's a very specific problem for you.

          You can always modify the rules so they die by the end of the chapter, so at least you don't get softlocked.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >dude just cheat
            ummmmmmmmmmmmmm

            I found the gameplay to be the best part. Curious now how Conquest is now.

            its mostly a function of additional decision making and maps that are designed to move your units in multiple directions. birthright has really boring rout maps littered throughout while most conquest maps have good skill combo design and anti turtle incentives

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              you made up imaginary rules to play the game, you literally can just cheat

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                sorry your chapter is shit dude, im not cheating

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I mean, you made the rules. You're in your full liberty to modify them if they're flawed.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >chapter 10 with no archer, no dancer, no beruka camilla selena, no arthur or effie, no odin
          >cant even use the einjhar yet
          laughing out loud btw.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CORRIN'S THE COOLEST

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SHHHH
      QUIET DOWN

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Monark was kino. what's the difference between the fate games? those are the only one i still haven played.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seconding this question, fire emblem bros
      And is monark actually good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Monark was kino. what's the difference between the fate games? those are the only one i still haven played.

        There are 3 Fates games. The first 6 chapters are the same for all of them and the you have to make a decision in chapter 7 about which game you want to play (you can only choose the routes that you've already bought/pirated). You (the avatar character) side with your foster siblings and the beligerent, European-inspired kingdom of Nohr in Conquest whereas in Birthright you side with your birth siblings who you don't remember and the peaceful, Japanese-inspired kingdom of Hoshido. The third path, Revelation, sees you refusing to side with either and set out to uncover the hidden truths of the world.
        Conquest is the hardest and bests of the routes with a lot of care put into its maps. Birthright is ok until around halfway when it becomes enemy spam and Revelation is full of oppressive gimmick maps. They're all seperate games and don't share very many maps, each is as long as a GBAFE.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I agree, it has a better story than 3H.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >le true ending is dlc!
    You have to be moronic to even give this shit a chance

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >caring about true ending
      the only end that matters is the end of my penis inside of camilla or elise

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >true ending
      It feels more like fanfiction than anything. I'm happy for the people who never saw that abomination.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i have played every single fe game multiple times, like dozens of times for 7-10, and easily 5 plus times for every other game, and i don't think i could tell you one story beat about any of them. i don't think i have ever sat through a cutscene

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he didnt watch the only soulful cutscene in aoll of fire emblem

      Imagine if 3h had half the effort of this cutscene put into the game

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine the WII having better cutscenes than a modern switch game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally no one plays FE that way.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no one plays it the way i play it or no one plays it to watch the cutscenes? cuz this is a thread talking about the games story

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SoV is worse.
    You don't need to really play CQ to enjoy Fates.
    But for SoV you literally have no other option buy to deal with the worst female lord in the series and the most generic bland lord out there. The gameplay isn't good either, it's somewhat worse than the GBA games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      filtered by chapter 10

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        SoV doesn't have chapters.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >You don't need to really play CQ to enjoy Fates.
      If you're a lobotomite, sure, not that this changes much if you do play it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SoV is the most wasted potential remake I've ever played in my life. They gave it an incredible aesthetic facelift but left the NES map design completely untouched

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >endless supply of women in cages
      >mind control
      >the entire story is just one giant woman moment
      uhm based?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I cant see Conquest story being all that bad. Birthright has some ridiculously dumb stories too. Getting into a fight with the wolf clan because they think you want their fur. Then the matter gets settled through talking and because of an explosion they misunderstand. It's all so mindnumbingly dumb. And then there's Corrin that never wants to kill anyone and trusts everyone, it's infuriating.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      corrin being moronic is her biggest charm

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fe > openworld fe.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is there a way do remove the ugly blur of the game when u upscale them?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://community.citra-emu.org/t/fire-emblem-fates-complete-hd-texture-pack/397455

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        thanks. just a small patch would have done to job too.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you could just install the shader fix if you don't want the whole texture pack.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's the best Fire Emblem game hands down so it says a lot about the series as a whole.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fates as a whole would have been a better story without Corrin. It feels like they had the makings of what couldve been something good but had to warp the story to revolve around your self insert OC instead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fates literally cant happen without corrin

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A story about a European nation with a corrupt King at war with an Asian nation cant happen without corrin? ok

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          moron

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the story is about loyalty vs justice, not europe and japan lmao. did you play fates or are you just a worthless shitposter?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I like how the thematic of Nurture vs Nature is absolutely shattered by the need to comply to waifism and pandering.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't mind Corrin though. There are other issues at play and Corrin isn't really one of them no matter how hard you try to force that narrative.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fates would have been way better if you were related to the nohrians and had no relation to the hoshidans so that birthright would be you betraying your family to do the right thing. Conquest would be literal nonsense in this case though because you dont actually have a reason to spare the hoshidans or backstab garon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >because you dont actually have a reason to backstab garon
      The entire climax of Conquest is centered around establishing to everyone that the king of Nohr isn't even human anymore, just some lobotomized zombie plant
      And even if you change that plot element the issue still remains that nobody actually likes him as a leader anyway

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Okay so
    There is this kingdom in a sub dimension
    but you can't say it's name or you instantly die
    and it has been diplomatically active as short as twenty years ago

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      in the manga they make it less ambigious that valla just sends a murder squad that silences anyone who displays knowledge about valla and erases written records of its existence. In the games though i think you just get azura aids and disappear

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://gamebanana.com/wips/62238
    looking forward to it

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There are people out there who think Awakening is better than fates in any capacity.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    are there any other tactical/strategic RPGs in existence with better gameplay or map design than conquest?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      banner of the maid has nice early maps. falls off a cliff later though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        damn that looks kino

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