Ape Escape is the best 3d platformer ever made.

Ape Escape is the best 3d platformer ever made.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it even considered a platformer?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

        why tho?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because power alone isn't the true strength anon

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            ok I understand now thanks

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            that line always made me wonder, tf was jake doin wrong, then?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it is not a platformer. Like Banjo-Kazooie it is a collectathon. By contrast, Mario 64 is a platformer in that the purpose is to reach an objective via platforming and other acrobatics and end the course. In earlier games it was a flag pole, in Mario 64 it is a star. Ape escape, much like Banjo, allows you to jump and glide and hover, enabling you to collect things and catch apes. Platforming is not the purpose of the game, collecting is. You cannot beat the game by platforming, but you can by collecting. It is a collectathon like Banjo-Kazooie.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please beat Mario 64, without glitches, without collecting stars

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what did Professor mean by this?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sex with robots.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      built for Chad AIs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Casi, my beloved.

      >what did Professor mean by this?
      ... Yeah, pretty much this

      Sex with robots.

      .

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      casi is sexy as hell but what the FRICK was up w/ her character movies in pumped & primed

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >make cute ai assistant
      many of us would do the same thing probably

      i want remakes of this trilogy so i don't have to deal with godawful PS2 emulation and so it can get a second chance in the market
      if it flops after that so be it, but i really want the games back

      i'm glad i still have my PS2 even if it's a bit fricked from some morons putting a modem on a slim and now i have to keep something on it to actually read discs or hope FMV's don't keep freezing up.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      FUUUUUUCK I LOVE HER

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's definitely up there in my favorites, but i try not to think of it anymore because it's too painful knowing that this series ain't ever coming back. I've waited for so long and just nothing ever happened.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make you're own

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be a cop
      >arrest Black folk
      >irl ape escape

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm honestly surprised not even indie devs have attempted to make an Ape Escape inspired style game. I wonder if the gameplay is too dated for zoomers, the controls are surprisingly unorthodox for a platformer.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm honestly surprised not even indie devs have attempted to make an Ape Escape inspired style game
        There's a lot of trash up on itch.io that are actual Ape Escape style games, but none of them are worthy of mention or worth anyone's time. The closest actual game that doesn't suck is Bugsnax.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's hardly any actual platforming.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please, do elaborate you lying disingenuous troon.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spats.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the best way to do a collectathon honestly, have the things run away from you. Same with the thieves in Spyro

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's just something about A.I women.

      This is why I'm still bummed that we never got a Metroid 64. Samus Returns scratched the itch a little, but it's not quite the same thing.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >started playing MM
        >can barely understand 30% of what they're saying
        >no quick guide for the in-game systems either online or in the game itself
        >choose default character instead of making my own
        >do 9-10 stages
        >this seems kinda spongy and grindy, also target lock-on sucks
        >figure there must be something wrong that I'm doing
        >make custom character just cause
        >game starts gifting me chips and shit
        >can actually craft weapons an gadgets from them, either through recipees or free form
        >my arsenal now has fricking grenade and missile launchers that tear through bosses and armored monkeys
        >can also change costumes
        It's like a whole different game now, frick me for not immediately creating a character.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus, I finally tried this one recently and hated it. I'm gonna have to try it again.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%82%B5%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B2%E3%83%83%E3%83%81%E3%83%A5_%E3%83%9F%E3%83%AA%E3%82%AA%E3%83%B3%E3%83%A2%E3%83%B3%E3%82%AD%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BA

            Run this shit through Google Translate, it's genuinely the only piece of guide the game has online, save for this wikia page:

            https://apeescape.fandom.com/wiki/Gadget_Types

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh and also YOU HAVE TO KEEP R3 PRESSED DOWN TO SHOOT A NET (while equipped), took me forever to find out. Don't rely too much on lock-on switching or it will frick you up big time, just disable lock on (L1) and shoot the net in the general direction.

              As for the ultimates that you access by tapping two adjacent face buttons, every character has its own and while you can gather their general meaning from their name, it's a crapshoot until you test them out for yourself. Sometimes in the midst of action I activate them by mistake, that gets really annoying.

              >until you start getting into kanji
              Only people who know next to nothing about moon think this. Kanji are literally the easiest and most helpful part.

              You're not wrong but it really depends on the method you memorize them with tho. I didn't say reading an all-hiragana/katakana game is preferable, in fact it's pretty miserable unless you play literal babby games (Detective Conan on PS1 has a no-kanji option and it's nearly unreadable).

              Sorry, I meant how difficult is the language barrier in this game. I know that kid friendly games usually have easier writing to let kids play, for example some nintendo games using furigana and such.

              >Sorry, I meant how difficult is the language barrier in this game
              It's pretty alright then, objectives are simple enough and explained with images, it's menu navigation and some subtleties of the gameplay that you'll miss out early on. This game was obviously going to be localized if FMVs are of any indication.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah L3 uses the character's special move I guess. In the case of Spike it's a lunge, for Casi, it's a block.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no new ape scape game on PS5 when you could do tons of gimmicks with the pressurized triggers and the touch pad

                it hurts

                Jesus, I finally tried this one recently and hated it. I'm gonna have to try it again.

                >started playing MM
                >can barely understand 30% of what they're saying
                >no quick guide for the in-game systems either online or in the game itself
                >choose default character instead of making my own
                >do 9-10 stages
                >this seems kinda spongy and grindy, also target lock-on sucks
                >figure there must be something wrong that I'm doing
                >make custom character just cause
                >game starts gifting me chips and shit
                >can actually craft weapons an gadgets from them, either through recipees or free form
                >my arsenal now has fricking grenade and missile launchers that tear through bosses and armored monkeys
                >can also change costumes
                It's like a whole different game now, frick me for not immediately creating a character.

                There's just something about A.I women.

                This is why I'm still bummed that we never got a Metroid 64. Samus Returns scratched the itch a little, but it's not quite the same thing.

                the frick is this

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you bruteforcing your way in, or do you actually know moonrunes.
          If second, how difficult is the language barrier? I'm going to unironically, legitimately start studying at an academy next month to broaden my horizons.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >or do you actually know moonrunes
            Just the most basic shit, it helped me navigate through the menus but I suppose you can bruteforce learn the options meaning as long as you have good memory. Navigating through the Character Edit screen is going to be bit of a b***h tho.

            >If second, how difficult is the language barrier?
            It's not too much hassle until you start getting into kanji and radicals. The language is very optimized, as is Chinese probably, just don't be a dekinai and get passionate about it. Also watch some JP TV I dunno

            I'm still praying someone makes a translation for this game. I imported a copy years ago but didn't have any idea what I was doing aside from making a character thanks to Pumped & Primed.

            [...]
            The game is suppossedly being translated by some guy.

            [...]
            Ape Escape 3 is the worst one and doomed the series. Ape Escape 1 is the best game by far (it shows that the original developers weren't involved in any of the sequels).

            I dunno anon, I checked the current status of the translation, it seems kinda dead in the water atm. It's been in the works for at least 4 years, last I heard most of the translation was done but work into implementing it didn't start yet. Then last year the dude told to stay put and that the project is not dead. Fast forward to one year later and here we are with no updates. The interest for this game aside from AE fanatics is very little. Even Simple 2000 games have more available guides online or working translations.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry, I meant how difficult is the language barrier in this game. I know that kid friendly games usually have easier writing to let kids play, for example some nintendo games using furigana and such.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >until you start getting into kanji
              Only people who know next to nothing about moon think this. Kanji are literally the easiest and most helpful part.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                can you elaborate?
                t. moonlet

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kanji look scary to people who don't know moon or are just starting because there's a lot of them. It's really just simple memorization and they help you with the actual difficult part of the language which is understanding the context for everything, and homophones.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I would much prefer to just have a normal alphabet, I went through those for a year and can't remember shit. Even if I don't know some Russian word, at least I can actually read it

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I would much prefer to just have a normal alphabet
                Not when the language has as many homophones as Japanese, I promise you. Know one who actually knows any appreciable amount of the language thinks kanji are hard.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I would much prefer to just have a normal alphabet
                Sadly it's not that kind of language, it becomes word salad without kanji, and improves reading speed by 200%, though speaking it gets though unless you learn both readings and when they're to be used

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              > translation
              How easy is it to dump the games text? I've always wanted to try and translate a game using AI LLMs. I am tech savvy but know nothing about dumping and reinserting raw text into ROMs and ISOs

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm still praying someone makes a translation for this game. I imported a copy years ago but didn't have any idea what I was doing aside from making a character thanks to Pumped & Primed.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            That’s because you’re an ass clowning homosexual

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%82%B5%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B2%E3%83%83%E3%83%81%E3%83%A5_%E3%83%9F%E3%83%AA%E3%82%AA%E3%83%B3%E3%83%A2%E3%83%B3%E3%82%AD%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BA

          Run this shit through Google Translate, it's genuinely the only piece of guide the game has online, save for this wikia page:

          https://apeescape.fandom.com/wiki/Gadget_Types

          The game is suppossedly being translated by some guy.

          2 and 3 are ok. 1 is meh.
          the series peaks is about a 6/10 overall.

          later stages feel more like chores than fun.
          also getting sucked out of a stage once you hit the target monkey number and have to go back in and progress through the level all over to get the rest is cancer.

          Ape Escape 3 is the worst one and doomed the series. Ape Escape 1 is the best game by far (it shows that the original developers weren't involved in any of the sequels).

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Ape Escape 3 is the worst one and doomed the series.
            Holy contrarian

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Ape Escape 3 is the worst one
            In a timeline where 2 exists? Nah.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want remakes of this trilogy so i don't have to deal with godawful PS2 emulation and so it can get a second chance in the market
    if it flops after that so be it, but i really want the games back

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      PS2 emulation is good now

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I miss the old PCSX2 emulation. It had soul. It’s all too good and perfect nowadays.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah yeah and I miss ZSNES

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah I also miss when half my games didn't work

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          nothing is stopping you from installing an old version, anon-kun.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Ah, stuttering and texture issues, how nostalgic and souludo kino.
          go frick yourself you moron

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        no it isn't

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I emulated 3 on a shitty nitro 5 and beat it blind completely fine

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        omg anon we have the same puter
        wanna make out?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. thinks a single glitchy texture means the emulation is unplayable

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I emulated 2 some months ago with no problems aside from some flickering underwater

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you here's TLOU2 remake and a midevil movie

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    which one of these should i replay between 2 and 3

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      3

  9. 9 months ago
    aceman
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not enough aki out there, frickin' legendary rack, especially for a kid's game

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will start the thread.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 and 3 are ok. 1 is meh.
    the series peaks is about a 6/10 overall.

    later stages feel more like chores than fun.
    also getting sucked out of a stage once you hit the target monkey number and have to go back in and progress through the level all over to get the rest is cancer.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay zoomie, you can go back to your bing bing wahoos

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        nothing more revealing of a young age than posting generic Ganker meme phrases out of a hat after someone gives a genuine opinion of something with clear evidence they did indeed play the games.

        that plus trying to force a meme "le i post it everyday xDDD"
        sounds like someone is projecting about the whole zoomer thing.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ban dickygays.
    I replay 1 every other year and it's still fun to 100% from the first minute to the last.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Masterpiece.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      3 is an amazing fricking game and I'm sad that all 3 is known for is dicky

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        its fine. all the mainline ape escape games are pretty similar and samey. I didnt care much for the superpower abilities in ape escape 3 , i barely used them... Ape escape 1 should be the only ape escape that gets remembered. the dicky in ape escape 3 was a nice feature though.

        • 9 months ago
          Moose

          >Ape escape 1 should be the only ape escape that gets remembered.
          Take it back.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            OUT of the mainline ones... I havent delved into any of the other ape escape games, besides trying to download ape quest

            • 9 months ago
              Moose

              Ape Quest is pretty good but if you don't like Mario Party minigames you probably won't like it. Ape Academy 1 and 2 and Ape Quest are all Mario Party games in an Ape Escape skin without the board game aspect of it. It's just the minigames stitched together.

              Ape Racer is easily their worst game in my opinion. The vehicles control like absolute garbage, you feel so slow, and it's so hard to stomach playing it if you've played any other kart racer.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                i gotta check out some of the ape escape spin offs. i just got into the series early this year, It mustve been big in japan during the PS2 era to warrant so many spin offs.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                ape escape was essentially sony's mario in japan for a while, it's one of their only actual FIRST-party series (not second-party like ND or insomniac) and the pipo monkeys are common playstaiton mascits in japan even to this day, bear in mind JP playstation has a totally different "vibe" to western playstation, less "gamers rise up" and more weird and/or cutesy shit

              • 9 months ago
                Moose

                >The only localized Toro game was a Vita game where you spam friend requests to random people just to progress.
                >If you went to Asian English the only other English game was also a Mario Party minigame game for PS3 and even sites that stocked it had it for like $100 for years.
                >Only two PS Stars items, one of which required you to play fighting games to obtain (Which I don't) and the other is a Nyan cat one.
                Being an English Toro fan is suffering.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                at least he made it into psasbr (as did spike actually, last time we saw either of them iirc)

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its funny how Spike has references to the whole series in his design and moveset but the west never even got the Ape escape spinoffs

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                props to superbot, they really tried to be accurate

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because the franchise going all-in on the anime was around the same time as both the English and American localization groups separately imploding.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              i've heard good things about pumped and primed but i've also only played the main three games.
              million monkeys looks... interesting and like if sony for some reason wanted to be like shadow the hedgehog but i can't read moonrunes and if earlier posts show it's not that great and a translation patch is basically dead. hope one day it gets finished along with sarusaru big mission which i've heard is really fricking good.

              • 9 months ago
                Moose

                Big Mission does not need a translation patch at all. You can play it from start to finish and 100% it without even knowing hiragana or katakana, it is that basic in terms of what you need to know. There's only a handful of buttons and taking over an ape just gives you two or so new moves, that's pretty much it.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >pedophile calls having a little girl he can sexualize "a feature".
          holy shit

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >HE can sexualize
            >meanwhile picrel was how she was modeled
            dial 8 dial 8

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              and i present EXHIBIT B-UTT

              how can a dozen polygons be so sexy

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is it not self evident? When they represent pure sex?

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post your favorite OST from it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The one and only. This track is just the greatest drum and bass piece of music ever concieved.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        my nig, specter's castle is a legendary video game track

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ape Escape P remix is even better, building up to the monkey riff with the smoothest pure jungle ever concieved instead of spamming it until it loses meaning.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Get your ears checked that sounds awful

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's just better quality samples and removing the riff from most of the song to let drums and bass do their glorious thing. OST release has the same version as PSP remake for a reason.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >OST release has the same version as PSP remake for a reason
              They don't. The original game's ost, the official "originape" soundtrack and the psp version each have different versions of the songs. I checked it myself (i have all three versions downloaded)

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >tfw originape soundtracks frick up dexter's island

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They have three different tracks in many cases, but WELCOME is pretty much identical between AEP and Originape.
                As for me, as much as I enjoy that, Coral Cave and Dark Ruins, nothing brings smile to my face like Specter's Factory (outside) and Western Land. Quintessentially Ape Escape sound, rhythmic and funky. Western Land is also an example of a track that's by far the best in AEP, Originape muted the precussion during the drum&country part and AE1 version has wonky vibratos and low quality samples.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        now you cant just say SHIT like that without people wanting to prove you wrong

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like christmas levels.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      soul

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      For an early level track it's a dam good one

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    spyro was better

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      False.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I 100% 2 and 3
    3 is a bit better
    2 gacha shit was cancerous

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're a little too easy imo

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 kino
    2 ok but a little bit boring, bad gadgets
    3 fun but too gimmicky

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    sexo

    • 9 months ago
      aceman
  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When's Ape Escape 4?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      All previous characters are playable. dicky fans can have their Yumi and I get Spike and his new transformations.

    • 9 months ago
      Moose
      • 9 months ago
        aceman

        I liked how the twitter account posted those early early concept designs for the AP1 characters, that was neat

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        it hurts

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't grow up with Ape Escape but I played 1 and 2 several years back and they were certified kino. I wish Sony still made good games

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They do make good games, you just don't like them but I doubt they care much since they sell millions to everyone else

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    read the thread because I just downloaded the game, expecting genuine discussion and just see canny posting, zoomer accusations, and contrarian accusations. every thread on Ganker is really the same shallow garbage all the time

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about it do you wanna talk about? I'm down for Yumi spam or genuine discussion

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        well I've only just downloaded the game recently and so I don't know much about it. I wanted to see other people talk about it to get an impression of how they actually view it and the unique elements that contribute to its gameplay and how that reflects against other games etc. Like I heard it was a collectathon and that's really interesting to me since I know Mario and banjo are collectathons too and they seemed to be popular around that time, and OP mentions it as the best 3D platformers as well. It would be cool to see people have genuine discussion and debate about these categories and what it means or reflects about the game and similar games overall. Instead of someone saying "is it even considered a platformer" then getting one not "Yes" responses.

        But I expect too much from this site and board. I don't even care if somebody calls me an elitist for this because it doesn't matter if what I say is true. The reality is that my thoughts unfortunately run farther than other peoples and I think ahead of and expect different things to be born as a result of certain mentions of words like "3D platformer" ND "collectathon" while forgetting that people actually just use these words to end all conversation there and beg the question, instead of actually debating over and understanding them. Words are for use. Not for understanding.

        Anyway...I ranted too much, board has had me in a bad mood ever since a dumb bridget and Tomb Raider thread I saw where they were just talking about appearances and perception and nothing about the actual games. So imma peace put and go find some games to play

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Chill out bro and just enjoy the games and its amazing soundtrack

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just downloaded the game
      >sits on Ganker instead of playing

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the Snake vs Ape mini game in metal gear solid 3

  25. 9 months ago
    aceman
  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give me 3 on PS4 and PS5 Sony. They've done every single ape escape game and yet I still don't have the one I want. Why is the PSP version of Ape Escape on the loose on classics and yet 3 is still in the either?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its gonna happen eventually bro. Maybe 6 months from now?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I really hope so. I like having all my favorite games on a convenient console.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Snoy is doing it on purpose to spite the e-girl posters here.

      I'm also mad about it because I haven't played it. I guess I'll just emulate.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rape Escape is better

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      post that one game where you have to capture yumi

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Jim Ryan and Hermen Hulst so evil?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neither of then make games. They delegate tasks and funding. Learn how corporations work moron.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    monkeys could be posting in this thread right now

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker is a mexican board, so no doubt

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick the magnet especially

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's crazy just how fast it hits you with how abad it's utilized
      >third to last level
      >starts off immediately with an obstacle that needs it
      >takes so long just to cling on to it and move it
      >suddenly want you to use it for almost everything so you may as well have it as a main gadget
      >almost the entire first half of the final level is nothing but going across slow moving magnets
      >do it twice because the magic punch monkey is also located at the very end of the stage
      it wouldn't even be so bad if everything revolving around it was just faster but every time it kills the pace so much.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know what would have made it fun? I you could magnetize smaller mechanical enemies and chuck them at other enemies/monkeys.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's actually something i was thinking about a couple days ago
          that would be fun, being able to shoot the object back would make for some fun ways to pick off enemies.
          you could probably expand this to the monkeys like sucking in white pants' bombs or green pants' missiles, just with the added risk of them exploding after a set time.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I definitely recommend Big Mission, it definitely felt like an Ape Escape lite. Pretty linear, but it definitely felt like an AE game.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its kind of one of those adventure/action/do-shit-in-a-3d-space type of game. Platforming in is secondary in general.
    I loved all the games but 1 is my least favorite from a graphics and gameplay standpoint. 2 has alot of charm and 3 is fun to just run through with the unique abilities, even if they make the game bit too easy.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 feels off just because of the music. Even as a kid I knew something was off immediately

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me 2 was my first, so i never had that culture shock of having a different composer. Its amazing how music can make or break a game for some people. frick magnets tho

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          And as soon as I started the first level of 3 I knew things were right again

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised that no one has made an Ape Escape clone yet.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      apparently bugsnax is similar with how you use contrapations with controller gimmicks to capture stuff

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is, but it's in first person, it probably is what the PS3 ape escape game should have been.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ape Escape 3 with Japanese Undub and is the GOAT

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like all three in the trilogy, but as a kid I could never get past the fact that the MC in 2 was Ash Ketchum
    I remember the yellow monkey returning as surprise final fight of the freaky monkey five (or whatever they were called) being neat

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jimmy was Ash, Natalie was Misty. It's a shame those voices aren't the ones used in any of the ports.

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was a moronic little kid these ice bridges in Hot Springs were impossible

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has been about 20 years since I last played it, but I'm guessing you're supposed to use the hula hoop to just dash through?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sky flyer is safer. Slingback shooter for skipping it entirely.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but there are also some spiky balls on the higher levels. And I was a moronic little kid who was bad at games

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They still are quite difficult. the platforms just drop so fast.
      on replays i usually just fly up with the slingshot glitch.

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, there's something off. The levels are too simple or something, moving around doesn't really feel that satisfying and the levels feel really linear. The fact that the game kicks you out of the level before you're done exploring is also super annoying.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The fact that the game kicks you out of the level before you're done exploring is also super annoying.
      You can't 100% all/most levels, till you get the remaining gadgets. It's to encourage the player to go back later to said levels, once you get all the gadgets.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hell, the first level preps you or this since there's clearly a monkey on the cliff that's JUST outta reach.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based

    ?si=uQF_3jFNMU6E7Fow

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    who owns the IP?
    because i think is doomeed

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sony owns it. They can't make ape games anymore though because of black fragility.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If sony dont make it, is because they dont like real fun games, they make "mature movies"

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fun is subjective. Don't be the moron using the term "fun" thinking it can only apply to a certain subsetnof games. Also if Sonynwas only making "movie games" then games like Sackboy wouldn't exist. They make what sells, not what didn't.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            the sackboy game was barely an experiment... but I guess they made the ratchet and klang.

            So It would just need somebody in the company that likes Ape escape more than Sackboy

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              And the question in this case is "why?". The only people clamoring for these games are a minority and never bought them when they were being made whixh resulted in Sony stopping their production. It's not a conspiracy, they sold like shit so they stopped making them

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sony is making the Astrobot games it's main Platformer series now.

                Going by what's known, it's a Banjo Kazooie type platformer with power upgrades and fully explorable areas. Less gimmicky controls. But there are NPCs that you're supposed to chase similar to Spyro's Egg thieves.

              • 9 months ago
                Moose

                >Less gimmicky controls.
                But that was the best part of the Dualsense game.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The shoulder button jets were fine, but frick that touchpad ball mode.

                Putting that in a new Astro game would kill any momentum the series might have.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                God this shit is so fricking soulless given how much Sony has gone out of their way to destroy their legacy and every single successful or good game they've ever produced and to americanize the company. This is absolutely the progressive skinsuit in action.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >destroying the legacy
                They're reviving all their old IPs outside of maybe a few like Killzone because they're making new IPs in the same genre.

                Astro while it's a tech demo, everything from the demo was based on the previous game that was for PSVR.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm seriously tired of weeb homosexuals like you spewing shit about "legacy" when those games sold like shit compared to what theynproduce today. Your obsession with an asian island is blinding you to reality.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just noticed that Astro is in the same pose as the Ape on the Ape Escape logo.

                I really want them to show off this game they've been working on because it's been in production since before Japan Studio shutdown.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Sony is making the Astrobot games it's main Platformer series now.
                Astrobot is really underrated, so i can't say I'm upset by this either. Looking forward to it, day one purchase for me. I really loved playroom, i was disappointed when i finished it because i just wanted more.
                >Less gimmicky controls.
                Some of those were really well thought out though. I don't get the whole idea of games can't be good because of a gimmick, Ape Escape was designed around a gimmick for new tech as well.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Astro bots design just yells "safe" corporate mascot.
                No age, no gender, no real personality. no change for a controversy

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                And Mario is just a fricking plumber. Please tell me how he is such an exotic and unique mascot

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                this is astrobot. A fricking white robot with monitor eyes. A complete blank slate from design, the most bland Mascot figure EVER. i find myself relating to mario, wanting to save my brother. Wanting to save my b***h. Mario is a working man, Hes a plumber, italian, and he likes eating italian food. yeah sure he isnt all the deep But he is a lot less bland than fricking astrobot.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are being obtuse as frick. Mario is fat frick in overalls. Appearance wise he's nothing special and his background is nothing special. Your anecdotal bullshit doesn't change that. Claiming a small robot is unimaginative compared to a fat frick plumber is quite disengenious.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                just look around you man. We are surrounded by technology and devices. in the future we will be in a monochromatic environment filled with white and grays. astrobot IS THAT. while mario is some fat guy, sure they are both pretty unimaginative. However i still prefer having some fat guy with a droplet (literally) of personalization, Than this Future mascot-Friendly robot.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You've watched too much sci fi to even go down that moronic route with that claim. Advanced technology isn't being delivered in Whites and Gray's and isn't even sleek most of the time. It's bulky, and typically comes in bland colors. Claiming astro bot is unimaginative when there has literally never been any other mascot of his make is disengenious as I said before and thank you for admitting that Mario is bland mascot

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do black people have to do with ape escape?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          the only "controversy" i could imagine is they remakeing the games but race swap

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >but race swap

            You mean monkeys catching little girls? Might b cool

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great games and I miss them.

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    We know

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sexo.

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's PAL Specter.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Felt so bad for Americans when I first discovered the NTSC voices

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Had no idea these britbongs did this

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      WELL AT LEAST OUR SCHOOLS

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >WOT are you TOLKING aboot, we haff to get all the MUNKEYS.
      Non-Americans would really rather have this than Ash and Misty from Pokemon

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ape Escape is what got me into 3d as a hobby. Cute lil game, always holding that shit dear. 3 when?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's holding up Ape Escape 3 is that they don't have functional PS2 emulation for PS5. The current port for 2 is also poor quality and that will likely get a new port once Sony rolls out it's new emulation programs.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        My bad I meant to type 4 but a 3 remaster/release on playstation/steam or something would be sick.

        Ape Escape 4 was on the PS3.

        Was it called something else cause I swear I didn't hear anything about a 4th game on ps3

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It started life as Ape Escape 4 but then read the reviews:

          "The game received "unfavorable" reviews according to the review aggregation website Metacritic.[13] IGN's Jack DeVries disliked the game and found that it was "missing a lot of shooter fundamentals like additional weapons ,[sic] co-op, and challenge", concluding that it was "an embarrassing, shovelware shooter that feels more like a bargain bin Wii title than a first party affair".[19] In Japan, Famitsu gave it a score of three sevens and one six for a total of 27 out of 40.[15]"

          and people wonder why japan Studio got shutdown and Asobi replaced them.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      4* lmao

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ape Escape 4 was on the PS3.

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2 have ash and misty
    >3 has jimmy neutron
    i think we got the better deal

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros... what's that behind the netted monkey in the screenshot the top middle of the cover?

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    resident ape escape pedo poster needs to be locked to LULZ. homosexual

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    After what the monkeys put me through I want to just throw hands at a monkey untill its bleeding on the ground. Escape now, c**t.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the monkeys did nothing wrong

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >stunlocks me with b***hy flailing punches
        >Runs like an ass with rockets firing from their backpack in nerd monkey's case
        >Trying to rape me in the case of Monkey Yellow
        I'm chopping them up and selling them to the highest african bidder.

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Emulated 3 recently and why didn't I remember that the mom was fine as frick

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's highly underrated

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her US voice actor sounds cute too

        her alone probably sparked my love for big tiddy milfs back when i first played it as a kid

        Think I was too busy trying to catch monke to notice
        Must've been like 5 when I played

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          i was a bit older but it was more in the back of my mind when i played it because the general gameplay loop was extremely fun.
          didn't help that a few years later i introduced myself to hentai doujins and am still trying to wean off from looking at at least one every day

          I'm surprised that no one has made an Ape Escape clone yet.

          i've heard pic related is kind of similar to ape escape but it also seems to be a bit like luigi's mansion where you have to suck them up while they're running around.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      her alone probably sparked my love for big tiddy milfs back when i first played it as a kid

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blue Monkey had a thing for her in Big Mission

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's the aunt though isn't she? But yeah, she is stacked.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      her alone probably sparked my love for big tiddy milfs back when i first played it as a kid

      she's their aunt, idiots.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        out of 10.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        ailf, then

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only play the first game and have zero interest in the others, but yes I agree. AE1 is the best 3D platformer and best collectathon type game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      3 is really good
      The transformations are great

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    SOUL

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    *BBZZZZZZTTTZTZZZZ*

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    and i present EXHIBIT B-UTT

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >HE can sexualize
      >meanwhile picrel was how she was modeled
      dial 8 dial 8

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ive spent a good few minutes e-girlng at this surprisingly crisp HD gif here
        got any more?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't have many, but I'll post the monkes I have.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          last one I have actually lol

          we've already basically posted the entirety of 1's soundtrack so posting a couple of 2's that i don't think are bad, though still a far cry from 1 and 3's.

          They sound like cutscene music. Not good at alll.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah that's what i feel about 2's soundtrack as well, even when i like the tracks they just don't fit in the series, and even if it did the soundfont choices most of the time are fricking awful, the fricking chipmunk vocal one being the worst.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >GET-CHU gwe gwe gwe gwe gwe gwe gweeeeeeeeee gwe
              Soul
              I think its suppose be a "pipo monkey" sample

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >original japanese title theme that started in 2 is a truncated version of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URkhJXRtOyQ which instead only says saru getchu
                >replace it with something else
                >songs still say saru getchu, even the replaced title theme
                i don't fricking get it
                at least 3's replaced theme is just a simple and good crabby beach remix.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I feel like if Sony played their cards right here in the west they probably could've had these silly little monkies be huge like the minions

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >me listening to the game soundtrack

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This song makes me think of Sayaka.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      we've already basically posted the entirety of 1's soundtrack so posting a couple of 2's that i don't think are bad, though still a far cry from 1 and 3's.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm grooving at the Time Station

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ape Escape should have been what Mario is for Nintendo and Sonic for sega

    Shame

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    its so good

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is ape escape 1 in anyone else's top 5 favorite games ever? It and Onirism fight for my #1 spot. Probably forever, given i can't even name a SINGLE thing i don't like about ape escape, and Onirism's shape even in EA is nothing short of a french masterpiece to me. Literal chefs kiss to both these games.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Onirism

      does this actually even have anything going for it if you aren't a e-girlcon

      actually I AM a e-girlcon and even I think the main girl looks ugly

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        solid 3d platformer with fun exploration, it's basically everything i liked in rayman but e-girl too.
        She looked ugly, glad the main dev fixed her recently because it was surprising to see them stick with that old pugfaced model from the beginning.
        >probably shouldn't have even mentioned that game because it's basically one of the banned titles on Ganker but oh well

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          not as banned as unteralterbach

  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    AE3 had SOUL

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's the uk dub's

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    where is the new ape escape game. if they made a new super monkeyball they can make a new ape escape.

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hehehe, funne monke scream when I catch them with my bigass net.

  64. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be honest. I've never played Ape Escape but I see people beg for it all the time. I often think "maybe I can make a quick buck by making a clone" but then my autism says it's insincere to copy a game I've never played. Problem is there's like THREE games, Playstation games are harder to emulate, and the controls are apparently notorious. But a game about catching AI is very alluring.

    If I had to choose one game, which one should I play? Or is it really worth playing them all?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first one you idiot. The Ps1 has been easily emulatable ever since Duckstation.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        1 because it's the easiest to emulate and is a good starting point anyway. the other games are fun too but unless you don't care too much about texture issues or any of pcsx2's problems it's gonna cost a lot of money for the games plus a PS2 if you don't have the latter.

        3 is by far the best, but 1 is still cool
        2 is meh

        aight, 1 it is.

        I have a PS3 but it's the one WITHOUT backwards compatibility. Buying old games is overpriced anyway thanks to collectorgays.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >buying old games
          >hasn't softmodded
          oh nononono bros

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >overpriced anyway
          not ps1, thankfully. just the specific coomlector inflated games like symphony of the night.
          you can still get ape escape complete in box, in great shape, for under $30.
          treat yourself to a frickin softmodded PS1 for UNDER $100~ with controllers and you have a good frickin setup right there.
          >inb4 how do i get other games?
          CD-RS like the good ole days.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's a meme, anon. All ps3s have ps1 disc compatibility, it's ps2 that gets "cut off"* (you can still run any compatible ps2 game through it's emulator if soft-modded like my ps3 slim is)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      1 because it's the easiest to emulate and is a good starting point anyway. the other games are fun too but unless you don't care too much about texture issues or any of pcsx2's problems it's gonna cost a lot of money for the games plus a ps2 if you don't have the latter.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        and people say he monkeys around. but he's too busy chilling to put anybody down

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      3 is by far the best, but 1 is still cool
      2 is meh

  65. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      MY homie HAS GOOD TASTE

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the ape has escaped

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      if I remember right the PSP title was a sort of remake to 1 like Medievil on PSP.

      [...]
      [...]
      aight, 1 it is.

      I have a PS3 but it's the one WITHOUT backwards compatibility. Buying old games is overpriced anyway thanks to collectorgays.

      buy it from Europe.

  66. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >continue scrolling ebay out of curiosity
    >fricking ape escape 3 went down from $120~ to $50
    WHY DO I HAVE TO BE FRICKING BROKE RIGHT NOW FFFFUUUCKK

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick me moron just softmod
      Why is this so hard to understand
      It's not even hard

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day Black person, i learned how to install modbo's and run a pink hardmodded jap ps2 with a loaded hard drive AND working laser that i cleaned up, AND lubricated the drive, enabling it to smoothly open and close.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          But you didn't, otherwise you would be playing Ape Escape right now instead of crying about ebay prices

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well I'll be playing my PS1 and 2 library at no cost while you seethe about ebay

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't get it homosexual, what was your point here? Why did a playful post about ebay prices set you off? I can't install modbos AND enjoy my hobby by buying the legit games and continuing my library?
                man nuGanker is fricking bizarre.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                [...]
                aight, 1 it is.

                I have a PS3 but it's the one WITHOUT backwards compatibility. Buying old games is overpriced anyway thanks to collectorgays.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are 1 dumb ass gorilla Black person

                i still don't get why you homosexuals would be angry at me here

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                [...]
                aight, 1 it is.

                I have a PS3 but it's the one WITHOUT backwards compatibility. Buying old games is overpriced anyway thanks to collectorgays.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is that Ryan Gosape?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                he's literally me

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are 1 dumb ass gorilla Black person

  67. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hes literally me

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he's literally me.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        >he is literally me

        Thanks for the laugh anons lol

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he's literally me.

      >he is literally me

  68. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >on the loose is a solid improvement to every aspect of ae1
    >crippled by controls
    such is life

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you keep saying that as if anyone is playing it on a PSP these days.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can't play it with original controls even on emulators

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can always map camera controls to a second stick, frick off moron.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            anon have you ever played ps1/2 ape escapes
            tell me what the left stick does

  69. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sayaka's butt will never have the 2023 standard amount of polygons. What a depressing existence.

  70. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >keeps releasing Ape 1 and 2 as pal-only versions in all regions.
    >the one time they re-released 3 was JP only as a ps3 classic.
    pretty based of sony to keep fricking over the pedo Americans.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >game has girl in it
      >normalgay instantly goes to pedophilia
      I will never understand this

  71. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump
    there's still apes on the loose you gays what's taking you so long to catch them

  72. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh no my apes escaped

  73. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    2>1>3
    With 2 having the American dub. Their voices just fit for a platformer based around catching things.

  74. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ALL MY APES ARE GONE

  75. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have one hundred games

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would love to play all the spinoffs but cant read those runes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bastard!shesuckin
      ????

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        its an inside joke… You wouldn’t get it…

  76. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I played 3 first I thought the form changes were lame. Then I did the survival mode and embraced them and I think it's my favourite to play. 1 is still the king of aesthetics and music.

  77. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember 3 having weak bosses that kind of just end, also the story in 3 is kind of stupid. 1 has the best story and motivation for specter, while 2s is just a simple story that's serviceable for the gameplay

  78. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    just finished my moon rune practice sesh for tonight (its 5 am). in 3 years i will play saru get you 3 on ps3 psn

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do all the black guys have red light on their heads?

  79. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      SOUL

  80. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uuum, sweaty, I see no "Super Mario" or "Nintendo", so no, it can't be the best 3D platformer ever made.

  81. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mario Odyssey better

  82. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i played 1 on ps4 and the controls are goddamn unresponsive, clunky and shit

    is it the ps4's emulation?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

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