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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apology accepted, don't let it happen again though.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For what?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking apologize!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Daddy told us not to be ashamed of our dicks

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Since they're such good size and all

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's still SO DAMN BORIIIIIIIIIIING even with "dive to location" and the removal of all the fricking goddamn athena voyage quests. It used to be 8 fricken quests before you got the quest for the actual athena chest! And you usually got any loot unrelated to the athena shit when you dug at one of the locations. Even with 3 quests it's still too much man, let me just go and get athena chests. Why waste my time so much and expect me to play this shit? It's dead

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Doing voyages
      >In a pirate game
      Every piece of loot I have ever turned in was stolen from some nerd who did a voyage. Because I am a REAL pirate.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like, why add obstacles inbetween the fun I actually want to have in the game? It's stupid as frick game design, absolutely moronic. I can go get chests as the gold hoarders, I can go get crates as the merchant alliance, I can go get skulls as the order of souls, but for the ENDGAME fricking *PIRATE LEGEND* it's like
      >NOPE! YOU THOUGHT IT'D BE BETTER? HERE'S SOME WASTED FRICKING TIME BEFORE YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU ACTUALLY LAUNCHED THE GAME FOR!!
      absolute bullshit. It's why I quit no mans sky, it has absolutely no respect for your time. TIMED QUESTS?!?!?!??!?!??!?! SICK OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >come back in 24 hours!!
        How about I free up 24 gigs instead and install something good

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"""pirate game"""
    >there's a dedicated merchant faction with no ships on the water
    >in fact the only npc ships at all are cartoon skeletons that get boring after a few encounters
    >any kind of economy had to be patched in after release
    >if you find another player they can scrap their ship and respawn with effectively no penalty if they don't want to PvP

    I'll give it a pass on the title because they managed to swindle my money at least

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Turns out the majority of players just wanted co-op pirate-themed adventures rather than PvP pirate gameplay.

      Their oceans are gorgeous though, I'll give them that. I caught myself just starting at the waves a lot.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Turns out the majority of players just wanted co-op pirate-themed adventures rather than PvP pirate gameplay.

        It's pretty 50/50, which is how it needs to be. Real pirates like myself need people who like doing PvE so we have stuff to steal.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Their oceans are gorgeous though, I'll give them that. I caught myself just starting at the waves a lot
        Oh same, in fact the sailing in general was fantastic. There was a skeleton of a good game there when I first played so the hope was that they'd fill it out over time, then I went back the other year and they'd added mermaids or some shit while leaving the core as bare as ever

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, they needed to add a lot more variety in PvE encounters before they added the PvE only mode. Can only fight megalodons, ghost ships, and skeleton crews so many times since they're all relatively simple.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly the PvE only mode would've been fine if it was just an offline mode. At least then it'd have a real purpose. It may get tiring doing it over and over, but the ship combat is good enough that every once in a while shooting at skeleships is still good fun.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >reinstalled for new update
    >play for few days, checked some new stuff out since I last played
    >go to fight someone
    >they run like normal, a little ways away from them because they hit us with an anchor ball, no sweat
    >they flee to just beyond the edge of the map but still well before the red sea
    >suddenly see them dive
    >turns out they warped to some random island somewhere
    >being 30 seconds away from them max was far enough for the fast travel to trigger
    >uninstall again
    Personally I don't think they've had a good update since Captained Ships, but that's just me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And if they had any loot they lost it, so there was no good reason to fight them.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll abandon my loot before I let someone else have it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          But they will get it. If you dive with loot then it just floats in the water. So you gave them your loot without even putting up a fight.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, I mean I will juke between rocks during a chase and hide my loot in the water one chest at a time so that by the time they either catch me or I disappear, there is no loot left to recover.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I can appreciate the attempt, though every time someone has tried that on me we had no problem just harpooning all the loot they through over.

              Or you could just, you know, fight and keep your loot.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah I'm not fighting two Black folk when I'm alone. Occasionally I win even when boarding the pursuer's ship to drop their anchor, but I'd rather make it an unpleasant waste of time for both of us rather than just me.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I would just go loop to islands and sell the loot one by one. Never not sold everything and I took over 2hours before to sell it all

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you pulled that off then the people chasing weren't very good, so you earned it. The whole ethos of the game is "tools not rules", so however you get your loot sold is fair game.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its not hard I will go to an island to sell that are against the wind if playing 2 player ship and go to islands to sell that are with the wind if playing 3-4 player ship. You will never be able to catch me and I will stay at a distance from you. Also jumping off the back and trying to anchor helps

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A fight is what I wanted. Loot is secondary. Missed out on getting their Emissary flag too though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dive = they went to a PvP match where they can't leave until they win or lose

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Game about piracy
    >Gold is worthless and can only buy cosmetics
    >Game has a cash shop that sells cosmetics that don't look like shit

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. Should've made Banjo-Threeie you stupid Black folk.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to play again but I own the PC version so it’s pretty grim.

    PC version is full of try hard pvp on sight gays or cheaters who are literally dropping kegs on you from above by teleporting.
    I really need an Xbox and turn off crossplay just to have some fun.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I probably keged you by jumping off my mast and you thought I teleported lol

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There used to be a hack where you could teleport and people would use it to drop kegs. But I haven't seen it in ages so I'm pretty sure it no longer works.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Season 12 is going to be fricking bonkers

    >Double barrel flintlocks
    >Throwing knives
    >Grapeshot
    >Fricking skeleton ball that summons skelly bros (even works on ships
    >Can walk on harpoon lines for boarding shenanigans

    I am hyped

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