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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yummy toesie wowsies

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Suddenly, everyone knelt, out of RESPECT

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know what I did but sorry I guess.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why isnt he wearing shoes or socks? i swear man this guy is a freak. He does this shit on purpose i will never trust this fricking guy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The man loves his plaid.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      because he's a disgusting person and a conman so cowardly he hid from the public for years

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why couldn't he put his foot down when negotiating with Sony? The game could have been a massive success from the start

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was trying to seduce those Japanese businessmen with those succulent toes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The game could have been a massive success from the start
      It was you absolute moron

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Feeta

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    sorry Sean, i didn't know how bad it could get...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Woah check it out, I landed on this planet what next!?
      >walk into this one room building, interact with a terminal to get some nanites
      >That was amazing! On to the next planet to interact with a terminal in a one room building to get some more nanites!
      NMS's planets might as well have been jpgs for how little interesting shit there is on them

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is NMS all fricking blue?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably because NMS just got (yet another) update.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No until he makes exploring planets interesting

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    All this smug frick had to do was issue a public apology. Instead after repeatedly lying to the world about his game, he went radio silent after it blew up in his face. Oh but of course he took the money teehee
    Idgaf how hard they worked on it after release. That work should have been done beforehand. Otherwise, adjust the price of your shitty game accordingly. I was lucky enough to get a refund and no i wont play it again

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >publicly lies about features in the game in major media broadcasts
    >solely responsible for the game being nicknamed "One Man's Lie"
    >All the lying he did resulted in the developers receiving numerous bomb threats and death threats
    >Completely tarnished the studio's reputation
    >Didn't get fired
    Swear to God, Hello.jpg's management is so fricking moronic and incompetent a developer could probably slit his coworker's throat and frick him in the middle of the office and the most they'd give him a week's paid suspension and a write up.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if Bethesda is copying the No Man's Sky model and releasing an incomplete game and dropping all the cut content in updates years down the line?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      they tried that with fallout 76, didn't work that well.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. You’re bad. Nothing was engoodened. Awful braindead pointless grind with shit feeling everything.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No man's shoes

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    its boring as frick

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's Todd Howover.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He honestly shouldn't be praised. He lied and only after years of selling an incomplete product and lying about it did he manage to deliver something close to what he promised at launch. That's the bare minimum I'd expect. Admittedly that is better than the most of the game industry. If he said it was early access from the start things would be different.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      NMSgays will suck shit off a rock and call it a five star meal

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't even work. Stutters on my 4090. Shit game.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    no, his game still sucks

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The problem with these types of games is that they're just tedious.

    Yeah you can hop from planet to planet and ... do what? See a randomized alien? Mine more ore? Mine even MORE ore to construct arbitrary bottleneck gadget? Fight alien1? Fight alien2?
    I mean it gets old real fast and most people don't have time to aimlessly "explore" in a contentless procedurally generated sandbox.

    A fantasy setting has some sort of innate appeal since it rouses up a sense of adventure, even if the environments are sparse. But a space one tends to just come off generic and aimless.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can tell for sure Snoys will probably increase this game sales 900% on their console.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hated him at first, but dude I think he's a CHAD now. frick the gaming industry

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      b***h needs to lose the panties

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      she looks quite chunky, does she has some % of dwarfism?

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is the one to apologize, and frankly, he's one of the few in history to come anywhere close to vindication before death.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd frick his feet

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are moids such footbawds

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      my feet are for my gf only. my footbawd days are over.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys are homosexuals dude, for real.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. You only made the game AFTER the scam blew up in your face.
    Chronic liars are obviously not to be trusted.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker during the buildup to release and post release of this was so frickin funny

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