Arceusbros....we've been surpassed?

Arceusbros....we've been surpassed?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're 9 years too late for that one anon

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      megas don't count

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          P-Pokemon don't count

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          gimmicks don't count
          transformations don't count

          Arceus doesn't have anything, it's the strongest "pure" pokémon

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Zacian and Zamazenta had the same BST until they got nerfed.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              recquired an item

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You say this like that's a benefit when they lose access to LO.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            pure shit, maybe

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            In Necrozma's, Groudons's and Kyogre's cases it's even their true forms so,
            cope

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Arceus is a gimmick, dumbass.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          n-no my heccerrino narrative!
          (pwease delet dis it make me look so stoopid!)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no names on pictures
      >nothing on filenames
      Am I just supposed to know what Pokemon are you talking about?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're 9 years too late for that one anon

        Mega Rayquaza

        Ultra Necrozma

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a shame it forces 2 legendaries on us in a 4 on 1 fight so it's basically impossible to lose to this

      >people just posting base stats without any identifiers
      You guys really need to get some perspective on things and unironically touch grass.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        what do you fight 4 on 1 with 2 legendaries on your side? There's only 1 possibility outside of random online raid battles

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I believe he’s referring to the SwSh eternatus battle.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]
        Why are you just posting base stats? Are you so autistic you think we'll recognize the pokemon just by looking at their stats?

        T. American competitive players

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a shame it forces 2 legendaries on us in a 4 on 1 fight so it's basically impossible to lose to this

      Why are you just posting base stats? Are you so autistic you think we'll recognize the pokemon just by looking at their stats?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        gimmicks don't count
        transformations don't count

        Arceus doesn't have anything, it's the strongest "pure" pokémon

        [...]
        >no names on pictures
        >nothing on filenames
        Am I just supposed to know what Pokemon are you talking about?

        [...]
        [...]
        >people just posting base stats without any identifiers
        You guys really need to get some perspective on things and unironically touch grass.

        Holy shit you're so fricking bad at this game, kek.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          cope

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Touch grass

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bulbasaur, Leafeon and Snivy liked!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Powercreep ruined this franchise

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every* franchise

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    multiversal omnipotent god .. vs Jirachi 2.0 turtle?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Celebi 2.0

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Celebi = Dialga 0.2
        Arceus = Dialga 100.0

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dialga has nothing to do with SV, anon.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Neither does Jirachi?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Of course, I don't know why did that guy compare the almighty dream world god Terapagos with that chump of Jirachi who can only grant three wishes every thousand years

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad it will only last 2 more years

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ship, ocean and clouds
      >Stars and planets
      How exactly did the explorer saw all this? also is Terapagos in the disk or behind the disk?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, it IS the disk.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the artist interpretation

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >b-but its a boss

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if this would have broken AG or not.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It apparently broke hackmons, since it stats were so high you could hit a specific defense/special defense value to make him take 1 HP of damage regardless of the attack (excluding OHKO moves). And since he has 714 HP to chip away in that manner, it wasn't fun.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >since it stats were so high you could hit a specific defense/special defense value to make him take 1 HP of damage regardless of the attack
          How? Shuckle has similar defenses and it still takes a good dozen HP from neutrals and can be easily OHKO'd.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/sword-shield-battle-mechanics-research.3655528/page-55#post-8630207
            Has to do with reaching a specific number (655) for the stat to overflow and land exactly at 0. Footage of it in-game:

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Typical gayfreak.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              655 or 0 Defense does not mean taking 1 HP damage regardless of how strong the move is.

              654 defense however would lead to let's say 10-12 HP damage from an Elite 4 npc move and not 1 HP.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                ?si=cJbbZ9s7bF9O4Ync&t=616
                A bit more footage of it. He shows an Eternamax with 654 SpDef taking a beam, and the one with 0 SpDef taking a beam.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                If the thread is right, it efffectively makes every attack has a BP of 2 which I can't see ever dealing more than 1 damage even against a Sunkern.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Damage calculator says:
                >252 Atk Choice Band Lucario Extreme Speed vs. 252 HP / 240+ Def Eternatus-Eternamax: 43-51 (6 - 7.1%) -- possibly the worst move ever
                Possible damage amounts: (43, 43, 44, 44, 45, 45, 46, 46, 47, 47, 48, 48, 49, 49, 50, 51)

                Unless there is a hidden mechanic within the console that will limit the damage to 1-2 HP whenever the stat is at 654 Def.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry, I messed this one up. Any answers given will be overlooked. What I was gonna say is let's look up this:
                >252 Atk Choice Band Lucario Extreme Speed vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Eternatus-Eternamax: 42-50 (5.8 - 7%) -- possibly the worst move ever
                Possible damage amounts: (42, 43, 43, 44, 44, 45, 45, 46, 46, 47, 47, 48, 48, 49, 49, 50)

                Showdown (and that's where AG is and people said it's totally broken there) is not supposed to have the same faulty damage calcs from GF. It's supposed to have numbers like above.

                The damage formula seen on bulbapedia does not imply 655 rolls over to zero as well.

                I acknowledge 0 Def = only 1 HP damage because of the damage formula. But why would Showdown make the same mistake and then blame it for being too OP?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because in essence showdown is a simulator for the games. If a mechanic functions a certain way in game, they're gonna make it function that way on the simulator too, bugs and all. Clauses and other custom rulesets are applied on top of that

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              So basically goes beyond the limit and returns to zero? Why is GF so incompetent? Why did they even made this mon like this?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was common in 8b/16b games but no idea why would someone implement a hard limit like this in a 64b game.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was common in 8b/16b games but no idea why would someone implement a hard limit like this in a 64b game.

                They made it like this because they haven't changed how stats worked SINCE that era, and everything will likely remain as is for the foreseeable future unless they're suddenly pressured into changing things that they need a brand new stat calculating system that requires more bits to avoid overflows.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                But by doing the cap they are just causing the bug. I would get it if the cap was an actual impossible value (like 715, or 720 for safety sake), to ensure their 8 bit eternal carryover system still works, but capping it at a naturally possible value is ridiculous.
                As is not making a 0->1 failsafe when your entire point is avoiding a divide by 0 error.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's the thing though, the circumstances are extremely specific and rare as far as actually allowing the player to do this since they're not meant to have E-Max Eternatus. Therefore they don't need to give a shit as long as they don't make a Pokemon who is capable of having that defense stat without extremely niche setup.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe but by writing 715 instead of 655 it works every time forever for the same work.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >natures calculate their boosts by multiplying the stat by 90 or 110 then dividing it by 100
              Game freak is brain damaged oml. There is literally 0 reason to not go for 9/10/11 in this situation, it’s even faster to type, they have no excuse
              Game freak is brain damaged omg

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did it made more sense in the Advance era to do ot that way?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                no

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh cool, so Arceus still is the highest BST in the most recent games.

      Gigantamax Eternatus shames them all

      I hate the trend of making a more powerful superlegendary every generation.
      Aceus was stupid to begin with, but making Pokémon more powerful than the god who created them is even more moronic.

      There was a thread a while back about backporting mons into Gen 1
      >No abilities or held items
      >Special stat is the higher of SpAtk/SpDef for "strong" Pokémon like legendaries, or the lower for anything else
      >Can only use moves which existed in Gen 1 or can be ported without adding any new mechanics.

      And playing by those rules even Ultra Necrozma and Eternamax Eternatus are outmatched by the sheer insanity of Gen 1 Mewtwo (which before the Special split had an effective BST of 744).

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >even Ultra Necrozma and Eternamax Eternatus are outmatched by the sheer insanity of Gen 1 Mewtwo
        Wasn't that just because they barely had any moves in the first place?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>Can only use moves which existed in Gen 1 or can be ported without adding any new mechanics.
        That rule seems a bit too restrictive and arbitrary.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Special stat is the higher of SpAtk/SpDef for "strong" Pokémon like legendaries, or the lower for anything else
        That's a shitty way to adapt stats back to pre-Special split days. If anything, it should be
        >Special stat is the average of SpAtak and SpDef stats except in legendaries and megas, in which case it takes the highest stat
        Also if you remove moves until only gen 1 ones exist most modern mons will have nothing, it's fricking moronic

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >even Ultra Necrozma and Eternamax Eternatus are outmatched by the sheer insanity of Gen 1 Mewtwo
        How? That seems hard to believe, especially Eternamax

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          IIRC
          >Gen 1 Mewtwo has 154 SpDef instead of 90
          >Everyone is bulkier under Gen 1 rules because you can get the equivalent of 252 EVs in every stat rather than just two
          >Gen 1 Amnesia boosts both SpAtk and SpDef by 2 stages
          >Its opponents can't bring over any good moves that are super-effective against Psychic types
          >Conversely, Mewtwo's Blizzard is a 120 BP Ice move with 90% accuracy and either a 10% or 30% chance of freezing depending on game
          >Mewtwo always outspeeds Ultra Necrozma, and has the same Speed as Eternatus

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >How? That seems hard to believe, especially Eternamax
          Has to be just because it has no fricking moves as it'd have a Special stat of 255 if the theoretical version of it in Gen 1 would use the higher Special stat to determine its value

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Looks like Eternatus's movepool would be

            >Agility
            >Body Slam
            >Confuse Ray
            >Fire Blast
            >Fire Spin (with Gen 1 trapping mechanics)
            >Flamethrower
            >Fly
            >Hyper Beam (with Gen 1 recharge mechanics)
            >Light Screen
            >Recover
            >Reflect
            >Rest
            >Screech
            >Solar Beam
            >Substitute
            >Take Down
            >Toxic

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's crazier is that Gen 1 Zacian actually stands a decent chance of defeating Mewtwo, despite losing most of the stuff that originally made it broken.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still haven't seen Genesis Forme Arceus

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a shame it forces 2 legendaries on us in a 4 on 1 fight so it's basically impossible to lose to this

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick this chink homosexual
    stop making threads about him

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      I don't even know why anyone cares about this shit, it's just going to get culled next gen

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No anon, it's not. That's its in-battle form. the disk thing is its gimmicked out form and that's getting binned. Three forms - cute little israeliteelturtle outside battle, big beardyturtle in battle and then big diskmon thing when it terastralises.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would say Arceus but Gamefreak will probably buff the shit out of Terapagos third form

          Anon... They literally stated ages ago that this is the form it takes in Terastalization. Besides, where's the evidence that there's even gonna be a third form for it, if there's any?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            the datamine shows that it has three forms and two of them have been revealed

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh right, that exists. I forgot. But then, why call this "Terastal Form Terapagos" if this isn't even it's final stage?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because everyone is piggy backing off of speculation from the Khu leaks. We won’t know until Gamefreak gives more details about Terapagos

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >from the Khu leaks
                The only thing mentioned that stems from Khu leaks is the hint he gave about Terastal Form vs. State. The natural conclusion is that both would equal the form that's already been drawn up in the game.
                Pic related also may or may not be the topic of Occulture's December issue. It would conveniently line up with the release date of ID, too.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                You (and many fans) are confusing the names. When a pokemon experiences the Terastal phenomenon it adquires a "Terastalized State" (テラスタルした姿 Terastal Appearance in japanese), while Terapagos is so far the only pokemon in existence possessing a "Terastal Forme" (テラスタルフォルム Terastal Form in japanese).

                Normal pokemon adquire the look of Terastal with a Tera israeliteeled crown. Terapagos transforms into Terastal itself.
                And pic related is most likely the result of both phenomenons combined.

                khu hint to that terapangos forme https://twitter.com/Riddler_Khu/status/1724581229469843634

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >omni-type
                PLEASE

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fun fact, Type Null is one of these pokemon with a name different in the spanish and italian versions (normally they all use the same names as english), and Type: Null's original name, Type: Full (the name inspired in its Arceus-copy ability) is "Código Omnia" in spanish ("Code: Omni")

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >spanish and italian
                Into the trash

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You may want to look into the last game inspiration, bro...

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I rest my case.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I like that he doesn't make riddles anymore, he just scrolls /vp/ and makes troll posts based on whatever people are talking about.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, you're famous
                https://twitter.com/Riddler_Khu/status/1724623268567806031

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I like that he doesn't make riddles anymore, he just scrolls /vp/ and makes troll posts based on whatever people are talking about.

                kek

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Unfortunately I've been in enough threads like these to recognize when someone is trolling/ESL. Dude's been perpetuating the cyclical bullshit since the start. I guarantee you he's larping as one of the imaginationgays and is gonna get BTFO'd when people have to explain to him what a temporal paradox is.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                holy cope

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I guarantee you he's larping as one of the imaginationgays and is gonna get BTFO'd when people have to explain to him what a temporal paradox is.
                If he's been doing that it's just going to be even funnier when all the time travel cope finally gets put to bed. The one time he's been straight forward in leaking something and not a riddle and time travel copers wouldn't even believe it LMAO

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's been covering his bases for a while now, keep up.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well let's just address it then:
                1. We know it's not time travel
                2. We know the Paradox Pokemon are based on tabloids from Occulture claiming they come from the time periods the professor believed they did, which are then based on Heath's descriptions in the book
                3. We know some degree of time chamber pocket dimension shenanigans are involved because Heath got the schematics to the machine from what we can assume is the AI
                4. Time travel copers and your average fan of the series don't care about Pokemon lore enough and handwave it all the time, so the common opinion is that it doesn't matter and the DLC doesn't have to address it anyway
                Khu just likes seeing you shit your pants

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >We know some degree of time chamber pocket dimension shenanigans are involved because Heath got the schematics to the machine from what we can assume is the AI
                You just described time travel.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You just described time travel.
                Not time travel. Time transcendence. The characters in DBZ don't time travel when they train in the chamber. The characters in SNK didn't time travel when they manipulated events to happen via paths.
                Time travel copers are only concerned with proving that the Paradox Pokemon are really from the ancient past or distant future, but that's why it's not a theory because we already know that's not the case.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hyperbolic time chamber is time dilation that only moves forwards in time at a much slower speed. Eren uses the paths to manipulate past memories and influence decisions that affect the future. That is quite literally what he is doing with Zeke when he orders his father to kill the Reiss family. You're a moron.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You're a moron
                It's a jeremy bearimy. If you can't comprehend that why are you calling other people morons?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gives 2 examples
                >both are wrong
                >continues to double down anyways

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Man timetravelcucks really are the stupidest posters, huh? The room moves FASTER, not slower, and Eren doesn't manipulate anyone's original memories, he GIVES people extra memories from himself. And none of these phenomenons (not even the ones in your post) are time travel, because none of the characters stop existing and return to existence in a different point of time
                No wonder you don't see the problems with Sada/Turo's time travel, you are too stupid to understand timetravel altoghether

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                nta but Grisha doesn't get the order from Eren to kill the Reiss family until after Zeke shows him the memory years later. your understanding of time travel is really basic and you think it only exists in a straight line like celebi.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Grisha doesn't get the order in the past until Zeke shows him in the future
                >your understanding of time travel is really basic and you think it only exists in a straight line
                This gotta be shitposting, nobody can be like this, no one

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I only see one shitposter here. Unless you truly think time is linear. In which case, you're just poorly-educated.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't even realize the way people make fun of him

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Or doesn't know what irony means, that's also an option.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Educated what? I read enough scientific papers to say that time is linear in most systems that don't rely on Einstein's schizophrenia.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Creationism isn't a science.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was talking about alternates to the schizophrenia known as relativity.
                For example by quantifying space you can rule out poly-dimensional entirely and reduce time travel to parallel universe.
                Ironically, Einstein's relativity gave rise to LeMaitre's big bang theory, and the guy wrote it because he was a creationist.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stop trusting falsely so called science.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's the only explanation that makes sense to me. I'm too old and too intelligent to blindly take fairy tales as fact.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's called "mental time travel".

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you mean as "conscience time travel" no, not even that. Eren's mind is in the present the entire time, but since he can send messages to the past AND see said past, it functions as if his mind was time traveling, but no, he's only sending messages from the present and remembering the reaction of the receiver.
                It's like texting someone who can't text you back, but while you have surveillance cameras in their house. You aren't going to their house to talk and you guys aren't texting eachother, but since you can send a message and you can spy on their reaction, you can still comunicate as long the other guy is aware of your methods.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon you're being really autistic here. You're arguing about time travel being strictly physical while everyone else is discussing the concepts. This is why you're trying to argue time travel against time transcendence. They're all under the same umbrella and you're trying to argue that they're different islands. You're not interested in the actual conversation, you're just being autistic.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >okay nobody is disappearing in one point of time and appearing at the other like Sada/Turo claim the paradox pokemon say but it's ALMOST time travel you are just autistic okay?!
                lmao

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're talking about SnK right? Do you know the plot of Steins;Gate?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The characters in DBZ don't time travel when they train in the chamber.
                Yes they do. Time travel forward is just that. You travel more slowly while everything else around you is going faster. It's not as "sexy" as as backwards time travel through portals and shit. Forward time travel is boring from a spectacle standpoint, but powerful from a narrative standpoint.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >We know the Paradox Pokemon are based on tabloids from Occulture
                which took ITS description of them from Heath's book and added the sensationalist bullshit like "a jigglypuff from ONE BILLION YEARS ago11".
                Figures kids of the fake news era believe fictional fake news.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Figures kids of the fake news era believe fictional fake news.
                That's my point exactly. We know Occulture is bullshit, so there is no conceivable way the Paradox Pokemon are actually from the past or future.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's the wrong thing to take away from that. Occulture isn't a hint that they're fake, it's a misdirect hence why every article said it was based on the book as a clue they aren't fake.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Occulture isn't a hint that they're fake, it's a misdirect hence why every article said it was based on the book as a clue they aren't fake
                Then why do the Paradoxes only loosely pull from the book and there is more evidence pointing them to Occulture?
                >WW/IL and co.
                >Paradox Pokemon supposedly being from different time periods
                >The insane tropes they all fit into
                >Professor following Occulture, and their missing entries that line up with the remaining Paradoxes
                These are only explainable if you conclude that Occulture is a crock of shit. Heath's record doesn't imply anything about the origins of the Paradoxes, and the DLC trio are explicitly called imaginary. The only way time travel conceivably could make sense is if you somehow believe the sketch was NOT imaginary and that Occulture is factual. But they aren't.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Speaking of the DLC trios, I hope Walking Wake and Iron Leaves are catchabke without them being rerun in 7 star Tera Raids.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Then why do the Paradoxes only loosely pull from the book
                What on earth are you even talking about? The books contain the same physical descriptions occulture mentions.
                The fake stuff is the lore behind it like scream tail being one billion years old.
                Not to mention the Donphan pictures and sketches near 1 to 1 to the real thing.
                >and there is more evidence pointing them to Occulture?
                What evidence? All of the fake stories made by occulture aren't shown by the pokemon.
                Hell, being from the past and future rarely makes a mention in occulture with about 3 entries being total mentioning that they're found exclusively in the past and future.

                >These are only explainable if you conclude that Occulture is a crock of shit
                Yes. They are, so I don't understand why you're even taking them into account when everything about the paradoxes predates occulture by 200 years or so.

                >The only way time travel conceivably could make sense is if you somehow believe the sketch was NOT imaginary and that Occulture is factual.
                What?
                Anon, time travel doesn't rely on occulture in any capacity other than confirming that Heath and Co saw all of the paradoxes in person. It's not a one or the other deal either both the sketch and occulture are fake.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >everything about the paradoxes predates occulture by 200 years or so.
                Nope. The Musketeer and Beast trios are an imagined fusion in Heath's record, but split up to three issues of Occulture for Jan-March.

                >The only way time travel conceivably could make sense is if you somehow believe the sketch was NOT imaginary and that Occulture is factual.
                Occulture was never the professor's inspiration for time travel anon.

                >Occulture was never the professor's inspiration for time travel anon.
                Okay so we'll just ignore them keeping it in their lab and act like that's not incredibly suspicious. Where did it come from, wise-guy?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The Musketeer and Beast trios are an imagined fusion in Heath's record
                The fusions are fake.
                The actual, individual pokemon are real.
                If there are occulture entries for them then that means that they, like the other paradoxes, have a page in the books with descriptions written by Heath.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The fusions are fake.
                Time travel copers are the only ones trying to say they're real.
                >The actual, individual pokemon are real.
                Nope, because they're related to the sketch.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Time travel copers are the only ones trying to say they're real.
                You're literally the only one trying to say that the sketch manifested the trio.
                >because they're related to the sketch.
                Yes, related.
                As in the sketch artist drew it after seeing the three paradoxes

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >As in the sketch artist drew it after seeing the three paradoxes
                and then what? Made sketches of the originals so Occulture could rip it off? That would make sense if it weren't the fricking Beast/Musketeer trio.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Made sketches of the originals
                Anon, there are no sketches of the other paradoxes other than Donphan. Just descriptions and names.
                >That would make sense if it weren't the fricking Beast/Musketeer trio.
                You can't even say why it doesn't.
                In fact nothing in your post makes sense, you're just trying to make a problem where there are none

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Anon, there are no sketches of the other paradoxes other than Donphan. Just descriptions and names.
                So you agree a large part of the Paradox Pokemon's design and lore is that there are discrepancies between how they are described in Heath's record and the ones we see?
                >You can't even say why it doesn't.
                Because if the mystery of Paradox Pokemon origins was solved they wouldn't have the time sensitive dex entry "Ecology under Research."
                Furthermore, much like it makes no sense for Cyclizar or Volcarona or the beasts to have had such direct ancestry in the "ancient past" the fact all the "distant future" Paradoxes are robots is a dead giveaway. There's no reason they couldn't have directly followed Heath's record if the Scarlet or Violet book was the only inspiration to their making.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >So you agree a large part of the Paradox Pokemon's design and lore is that there are discrepancies between how they are described in Heath's record and the ones we see?
                No, how did you even come to that conclusion? When you can't find any discrepancies?
                The only visual aid we have are the Donphan and the photos are near exactly the same as the one we encounter.
                >Because if the mystery of Paradox Pokemon origins was solved they wouldn't have the time sensitive dex entry "Ecology under Research."
                There's no correlation between those things. What are you even trying to suggest with this?
                >much like it makes no sense for Cyclizar or Volcarona or the beasts to have had such direct ancestry in the "ancient past" the fact all the "distant future" Paradoxes are robots is a dead giveaway
                That's not an explanation, that's just you saying that you don't like it.
                >There's no reason they couldn't have directly followed Heath's record if the Scarlet or Violet book was the only inspiration to their making.
                Anon, if the sketch artist was inspired to make an original fusion pokemon after seeing the paradox beasts/swords why would he just draw the paradox beasts/swords?

                You aren't making any sense here.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If there are occulture entries for them then that means that they, like the other paradoxes, have a page in the books with descriptions written by Heath.
                >source: my ass
                The Occulture entries for the paradox legendaries are the 3 missing. Heath has a trio fusion in his book. So we have more evidence that the trio fusion is all that’s written in Heath’s book. you have no proof that the occulture entry for Walking Wake has a page from the Scarlet/Violet book. other paradox pokemon from occulture has a page from heath’s book but that doesn’t necessarily mean Walking Wake does. correlation does not equal causation

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >correlation does not equal causation
                That's not how that phrase is used.
                In any case we have 14 total occulture magazines, all of them have articles based on a description in the books of paradox pokemon heath saw.
                What do you think that tells us about the remaining six?

                And don't ignore blatant clues and patterns just because you don't like them.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >In any case we have 14 total occulture magazines
                Correct. And a chunk of those are found in the professor's lab.
                >What do you think that tells us about the remaining six?
                There are 9 remaining, not six. You have the trios from each version (Jan-March), Miraidon/Koraidon (November / SV release month), and Terapagos (December / ID release month)
                It tells us that if Occulture is as creatively bankrupt as we know them to be and it was all the professor had as a "basis" for the Paradox Pokemon if Heath's record was so unreliable, then the remaining issues line up with the exact amount of Paradox Pokemon and the Pokemon that propagates them.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >all of them have articles based on a description in the books of paradox pokemon heath saw.
                you don’t have proof that the walking wake occulture entry has a page from heath’s book. you’re assuming it does because other paradox pokemon have a page. as a matter of fact, if heath did see walking wake and raging bolt, why would he include the sketch of the legendary beast fusion anyways?
                you can’t rule out the possibility the occulture page for walking wake turned out to be something original the occulture writers came up with.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you can’t rule out the possibility the occulture page for walking wake turned out to be something original the occulture writers came up with.
                I'd say we can. If they made up something original that just so happened to match them it would make no sense whatsoever for anything.
                We know that they used the books as inspiration for the other articles and all of them are related to the paradoxes, to say that all of the others would be original is just discarding the clear pattern they set up.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Funny isn't it, the one pokemon game people can patterngay for, they don't.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                then allow me to posit an explanation that makes sense. occulture in scarlet has been going for the dinosaur theming angle as with all its other entries. the occulture writers open up the scarlet book and sees a sketch of the modern day legendary beasts fused together. occulture writers don’t like how it doesn’t fit their dinosaur narrative so they split the fusion apart and slap a dinosaur aesthetic onto them. now we have raptor suicune and brontosaurus raikou.
                so since walking wake was made real and it was just an oc the occulture writers came up with, then walking wake is something fictional brought to life

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The problem is that not only would it mean that there's nothing to inspire the sketch made in Area Zero but it would also mean that all of the paradoxes are real except for the beasts and you'd have no origin for them.
                Not to mention where lore is concerned very few have seen the beasts so how would they know to take aspects from the beasts to turn into the OC paradoxes that weren't in the sketch like the diamond pattern on its body and the colors of the beasts.

                And how would violet fit into all of this?
                The sketch is actually fairly mechanical with certain features like the markings on cobalion's neck being turned into vents and the ball jointed limbs.
                You can't really apply that idea to both games.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You really can? If you realize the imaginary Sword is based on the Swords of Justice, you instead split it into three illustrations based on the Swords of Justice. See, as simple as that.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, the reason you suggested that they split the beasts was because they didn't see them as dinos.
                For violet that would mean that they didn't see them as mechanical but clearly they have fairly visible mechanical features.
                They would need another reason to do so.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wasn’t that anon, btw, just saw your comment and decided to comment. It makes perfect sense to split them into three, for Occulture’s trash magazine agenda.

                It’s just a logical conclusion to make.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                very few people actually see legendary pokemon, but most people can just read about them anyways. like dialga and palkia being gods of spacetime but sinnoh citizens just read and see pictures about them in books. the sketch was something that the artist came up with on their own, y’know entirely a product of their imagination. they might’ve read a book about the legendary beasts/musketeers before the expedition and decided to just draw a fusion.
                and the musketeer fusion doesn’t seem all that robotic, the vents are just markings from cobalions neckpiece. also look at a picture of iron crown, even it’s neck aren’t vents, it’s just blue crystals. the feet are from terrakion’s “shoes’ and it just has 2-segmented legs. the fusion’s eyes don’t seem robotic either
                and an even bigger question is if heath actually saw Iron Leaves and Iron Crown, why would heath include a sketch of the fusion in his published book and not just ask the sketch artist to draw the actual Iron Leaves?
                >tickled the artist's imagination, prompting this sketch of what other species that inhabit these depths might look like.
                this doesn’t seem like something heath would write if they actually saw the individual paradox musketeers. you don’t say “might look like.” this sounds more like something someone is pulling out of their ass

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >this doesn’t seem like something heath would write if they actually saw the individual paradox musketeers
                NTA but that's exactly what you would write if someone made an original pokemon based on the individual paradox musketeers.
                That's most likely why you cut off this part
                >The compactness and cruelty of the strange Pokémon that dwell in Area Zero's lower reaches tickled the artist's imagination,
                Saying that they were inspired specifically by the paradoxes they encountered.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >but sinnoh citizens just read and see pictures about them in books.
                Which is unlikely, books with pictures of the legends are scarce around the regions. Even the instance with Dialga and palkia in DP was a singular book locked away in a shrine, then you have PLA where no one knew what their almighty Sinnoh looked like.
                >the sketch was something that the artist came up with on their own, y’know entirely a product of their imagination.
                No, they were explicitly inspired by the pokemon they encountered. Combine that with potential Occulture articles about them and it's painting a picture that they saw them down there too.
                They're far too specific to have just been imagined out of the blue.
                >the vents are just markings from cobalions neckpiece
                You can clearly see on the sketch that they're indents rather than markings and crystals on cobaliom and crown and I see you said nothing about the ball jointed limbs which don't appear on any of them.
                >why would heath include a sketch of the fusion in his published book and not just ask the sketch artist to draw the actual Iron Leaves?
                Same reason they didn't make sketches of the other paradoxes other than Donphan.
                >you don’t say “might look like.” this sounds more like something someone is pulling out of their ass
                That's becuase it is, it's a sketch of pokemon he thinks could exist inspired by the pokemon they've seen not an actual pokemon in and of itself.
                It's a guess in essence.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >correlation does not equal causation
                I hate how literal morons are saying this without knowing what it means.
                Occulture being based in the book isn't an unrelated variable, they're inherently connected because the former is based on the latter. It's not like this shit.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Roaring Moon and Scream Tail having entries in Heath’s book must mean Walking Wake and Raging bolt must have an entry too!!!!
                we don’t have the occulture entry for walking wake. simple as. you can’t assume walking wake is written about in heath’s book until we actually get the read the occulture entry itself

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Where did it come from, wise-guy?
                The person who lived there longer than the professor

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The Musketeer and Beast trios are an imagined fusion in Heath's record, but split up to three issues of Occulture for Jan-March.
                Are these in the game yet, or will they be added in next month's DLC?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The only way time travel conceivably could make sense is if you somehow believe the sketch was NOT imaginary and that Occulture is factual.
                Occulture was never the professor's inspiration for time travel anon.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The only way time travel conceivably could make sense is if you somehow believe the sketch was NOT imaginary and that Occulture is factual.
                If occulture was fact then almost all of the paradoxes would be obtainable normally or they'd be one of a kind due to the circumstances of their creation.
                Also if they were imagined the unique aspects described in occulture would be shown by the pokemon but they aren't.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The issue is the morons here talking about occulture think you see them post game only. You gain access to the book and you're like "oh that's a donphan that doesn't look read". Then you read the Occulture in the library and you say "oh so it is all made up". At the end of the game and through Arven's story you realize oh shit, this is legit. Imaginationgays are the general public in the game that think Heath is a liar. They're larping.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                look real*

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they don’t intend to tell you the result
                We’re going to have threads flinging shit about this until the end of time, aren’t we

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they don’t intend to tell you the result
                They've told us the "result", kids can't accept that because they can't understand it.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >still another month of timegays vs. imaginationgays to go
                >the dlc might not even give a definitive answer anyway
                jesus christ kill me

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Embrace your inner Nietzsche and make your own answer, unshaken by public opinion.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>the dlc might not even give a definitive answer anyway
                Thing is, if the dlc doesn't give an answer then it's just time travel like the game says.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I feel like it's only as bad as it is right now because the potential answer is one month away. If the dlc doesn't give any new info and the arguments continue they'll probably go the way of zodiac theory, with threads only rarely made.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If the dlc doesn't give any new info and the arguments continue they'll probably go the way of zodiac theory,
                No, unfortunately that wouldn't happen. If they don't give the answer then that just means they already gave the answer but a certain group would use that to say that they left it up to interpretation and continue shitting up lore threads until the next game.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Heath made it up but they actually existed in the past or future is such a shit answer I would not blame anyone for wanting to find a new one

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not unfeasible to speculate that this will be another ultra necrozma situation, where terastal form is the permanent one that gets carried forward to other games and the the final stage is just a disposable gimmick

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh right, that exists. I forgot. But then, why call this "Terastal Form Terapagos" if this isn't even it's final stage?

            They just make it sound confusing for some reason
            The baby turtle = the default one
            Terastal form = the baby turtle with a form change (you do not need to Terastalize for this, only a held item or a key item)
            The one with a crown = have to Terastalize the Terastal Form into the 19th tera type

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's an in-battle transformation without an item anon. The fact they haven't let anime Terapagos battle yet proves it else they'd have already thrown it in one and not ruin the surprise.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                They didn't let Cosmog and Cosmoem fight in any story line, be manga, anime or games, but once you get yours you can make it fight just fine (even if it's completely useless unless you evolve it)

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes anon. because it could battle, but was useless.
                They showed off two creatures called Terapagos and teased an omega form and Khu revealed it's immune to ability suppression, negation or swapping. I'm sorry you can't pick up on the clues Terapagos has an ability that draws on its power (terastral energy per the game, by the way) to build a battle form (terastral form) then becomes a big disk think when it terastralises (uses the power of a tera orb to undergo terastralisation).

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh my bad I read your previous comment as if you meant small Terapagos wasn't playable, like Zygarde cores, my bad, I agree with everything you said.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cosmog was an evolution line, not a form change. Terapagos and Ogerpon will follow the same pattern.
                >out of battle - unmasked/baby turtle
                >in battle - masked/big turtle
                >Terastallized - tera mask/disk

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Cosmog was an evolution line, not a form change
                Which is absolutely irrelevant when the idea is the same, they have a cute, weak baby form and a normal and powerful form.

                >Terapagos and Oger will [headcanon]

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Except Oger with no item still wears a mask in battle frickwit. Cosmog/Cosmoem appear as their party form in or out of battle. Why do you homosexuals always insist on ignoring what's in front of your faces?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >reading comprehension
                I never said Ogerpon doesn't get into her "mask form" immediately, the headcanon part is Terapagos doing the same. Hell, the fact baby Terapagos has its own form name with its own art and all that shit proves it's not the same as Ogerpon, who lacks "maskless form" name and artwork.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not headcanon - it's deduction. Khu recently said terapagos is unaffected by neutralising gas (thus all other ability supression/negation tactics) and bloodmoon proved special creatures CAN have more than one ability affect and imposter/disguise all relate to form changing in battle.
                >Mind's Eye enables the Pokémon with this Ability to hit Ghost-type Pokémon with damage-dealing Normal- and Fighting-type moves. It also prevents other Pokémon from lowering the Pokémon's accuracy and ignores changes to the opponents' evasion.
                So, we got a tinyturtle with two apparent forms, one of which was revealed the other teased to be some giant omega-level form it takes, with an ability that automatically turns it into the first-revealed form and Indigo Disk Boxmon and it gains its god-like state when it utilises the Gen's gimmick. It ignores the affects of ability frickery, because its ability relates to turning it from tinyturtle to beardyturtle before it starts to battle and it can only battle in beardyturtle form. But why learn to analyse the info pertaining to the thing.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's not headcanon, it's believable headcanon or so I think
                I didn't bother reading past the first sentence.
                All forms of Terapagos are playable.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh right, that exists. I forgot. But then, why call this "Terastal Form Terapagos" if this isn't even it's final stage?

            You (and many fans) are confusing the names. When a pokemon experiences the Terastal phenomenon it adquires a "Terastalized State" (テラスタルした姿 Terastal Appearance in japanese), while Terapagos is so far the only pokemon in existence possessing a "Terastal Forme" (テラスタルフォルム Terastal Form in japanese).

            Normal pokemon adquire the look of Terastal with a Tera israeliteeled crown. Terapagos transforms into Terastal itself.
            And pic related is most likely the result of both phenomenons combined.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who cares.
          It gets culled, powercreep'd or nerfed for the next shiny new gimmickmon.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah. In case you missed it, since Dexit, last Gen's legendaries get a re-do. People cried about Zacian and it lost 20BST in Crowned form. But it still has 660 in Base, 700 in Crowned and likely will be in the finals of worlds when they let all included SV pokémon in the comps. but people's reactions to it will also inform Game Freak's building of the bugger.
            I don't think it'll par Arceus, when it's whole shtick is terastralising itself to fight before taking on a disk form in Ultimate mode. It's also immune to ability frickery, so that points to tinyturtle sharing beardyturtle's stats, by virtue of likely not being able to lose terastal formto have tinyturtle battle. Understand yet? Even if it IS coked out its breasts, it's not going to be so OP it needs ganked (because the 19th type gimmick's likely not coming forward to further frick the game up).

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Again, I don't really care.
              This is just a gimmickmon. Gamefreak always abandons the gimmick next gen, so it's hard to really care about any of this shit. Especially since gamefreak has been hellbent on adding powercreep this gen, it's only going to get worse. I'm sure the next DLCmon is going to have some stupid ability or schtick as well.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              If your whole shtick is the gen gimmick good luck next gen where it is 90% sure isn't available anymore.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >missing the point
                Terapagos is the source of tera crystals and by extention terastralisation. Taking sparklehats out the equation still leaves Terapagos the source of the energy. Which will flare when it enters battle in Gen 10 and give its in-battle form. It's not rocket science, its disk form they teased in TWO parts of the game separately is the form it takes when you use your tera orb's power to activate terastralisation on beardyturtle, who created the crystals around its body to protect itself in battle. For someone who doesn't care, you sure do seem to care about diminishing it.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just don't care about speculating something that's entirely on GF side, but from what I remember Tera is explicity said to be a Paldea-only thing far more than Max being a Galar-only thing, so I won't expect anything.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh I know the gimmicks are going. Which is why I'm trying to explain why beardyturtle isn't a gimmick, only the unrevealed disk form is. But you won't or can't understand it, so are trying to get the final word in as if your word is god.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >so are trying to get the final word in as if your word is god.
                You are the only one speculating tho.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have no idea what they're going to do in gen 10. But we all know that gamefreak is creatively bankrupt and Tera will inevitably get's the axe. Doesn't matter what form it's left with, it's will swiftly get powercreep'd by the next DLCmon or whatever hamfisted gimmick they decide to tie it in with. This is why no one cares or should care. All these extra forms and shit is going to only last another 2 years.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Rusted sword says frick you moron. I know what they'll do - pander to last Gen's kids and the new Gen's kids, as they shill these games in sets of two Gens to get 6 years of kids buying in before they hit teenager and get too "old" for pokémon - just as they did from Gen 1-2.
                >buh muh POWERLEVELS
                If that's all you care about in Pokémon, you're too broken for it. I don't give two flying fricks for stats, pvp or competition. Small wonder I still enjoy what Game Freak put out to put up with you c**ts here. You got old, so do many others. But they don't hang around here b***hing they got old either.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Consumer getting this triggered
                I'm just stating facts. I may of gotten older, but you have gotten dumber.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >says the manchild proving the marketing still works
                Nt really, if they hadn't shilled at you for 6 years solid, you wouldn't be here. But they did, you found out adults also like it and here we are - you stamping your feet ignoring how the brand markets to its demographic, to ensure its runaway success continually.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cool story sister.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Reality sucks doesn't it? Pity you're living it same as me and not your delusion, huh?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I like how you shifted attention from the incompetency of gamefreak and how they cut content to just gaslighting. Since you're not talking about that anymore, I guess I made my point and you agree with me. Good talk. Enjoy your 2 years of gimmickturtle.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because you don't have the same understanding of content as I do and are still fricking triggered by Dexit to bother with. Cry harder about your shitmon, please. Haven't heard enough filtered homosexuals the last 5 years, still have popcorn left.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >more gaslighting
                But you already agreed with me. You're pretty much arguing with yourself at this point. Are you ok anon?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't agree to shit, you're the mental defective ignoring my initial point of the kiddy game series only giving a shit for kids, thus selling the IP in 2 Gen blocks. My kid cousin was 6 when the Switch launched, he's now 13 and free of Pokémon, as "it's for babies" (like every other teenager ever said about it back in the day).
                Which means the kids who started last gen are getting replaced next time out and the ones who started this gen will still be vital members of the demographic next Gen, thus will get thier legendary toys back.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks for sharing anon. Didn't really ask though.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I like how you shifted attention from the incompetency of gamefreak and how they cut content to just gaslighting. Since you're not talking about that anymore, I guess I made my point and you agree with me. Good talk. Enjoy your 2 years of gimmickturtle.

                He's a brainlet consooomer anon, all he knows is to consooooom pokeslop and inhale khu's farts, there's nothing else for him

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Rusted sword says frick you moron
                What did he mean by this

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    hmmm

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh cool, so Arceus still is the highest BST in the most recent games.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ultra Necrozma, who is gone and is a mega-like power boost of Necrozma
      >Primal Groudon, who is gone and is a mega-like power boost of Groudon
      >Primal Kyogre, who is gone and is a mega-like power boost of Kyogre
      >Mega Rayquaza, who is gone and is a literal mega power boost of Rayquaza
      >Mega Mewtwo, who is gone and is a mega-like power boost of Mewtwo
      >Eternamax Eternatus, who is gone, is a mega-like power boost of Necrozma and isn't even playable in any game
      So basically... Arceus has been on top since late 2021 and before that it was only surpassed with temporal super modes? Yeah, if Terastal Terapagos (not its secret giant disk gimmick form, just its normal battle forme) really has higher BST than Arceus then that's really terrifying

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cutscene-only enemy that can't be used
      >mega
      >mega
      >mega
      >mega equivalent
      >mega equivalent
      >mega equivalent
      >arceus
      sounds about right

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's been over for awhile. At least 6 things have more than 720 BST

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait isn't Arceus's BST higher than everything but the gimmick battle only forms of like 6 pokemon?

  11. 6 months ago
    CAPSLOCK PRIME

    [...]

    THIS DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE, SHITHEAD.

    • 6 months ago
      CAPSLOCK

      HOWDY :^)

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would say Arceus but Gamefreak will probably buff the shit out of Terapagos third form

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gigantamax Eternatus shames them all

  14. 6 months ago
    Santa Claus

    I hate the trend of making a more powerful superlegendary every generation.
    Aceus was stupid to begin with, but making Pokémon more powerful than the god who created them is even more moronic.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.
    125 HP for the turtle, rest is 120.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lorewise, according to leak, Terapagos created Arceus, so yeah, he should be stronger

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That doesn't make any fricking sense.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Such a leak does not exist, and even if it did, it's clearly false, moron.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Arceus legit should just be 255 across all stats and permanently banned in every regard.
    It's supposed to be the single most powerful Pokemon in existence. Make it so.
    Like this is the one scenario where throwing balance out the window is fine. Lock it to the very, very end of the game. And if someone wants to start a brand new playthrough with it afterwards, whatever, let them.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >BST capped at 255
      The Switch is a 64bit console, make all stats 2^64-1.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        36893488147419103434 total HP
        36893488147419103329 in every other stat assuming a neutral nature.

        At some point the numbers just dont matter anymore, and I think thats merely around base 1 million.

        Id try and calc how pwned a scrub would be, but it wouldnt matter. Sturdy still prevents an OHKO from supergod

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Finally Pokemon becomes a JRPG.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >use sheer cold on Arceus in Platinum
          >hp bar doesn't run out before heat death of the irl universe

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Legend Plate from PLA finally made Arceus feel godlike and it was immediately cut from SV, which sucks
      >it’s still in the files!
      So is the God Stone

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only for SV in accordance with its special Tera Transformation, then when Terastal disappears from every other game until Paldea Remakes, Terapagos will go back to being standard fare Legendary BST.

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >khu
    Doubt it.

  20. 6 months ago
    Santa Claus

    Aceus keeps getting cucked by a new memey shitmon every generation.

    It's a fricking joke. Aceus should have never existed in my opinion, but making other Pokémon more powreful than their literal god who created them is even more stupid and just powerfantasy/Marketing bullshit.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please remember that the Arceus we see in battles is a mere fraction of its power, so in actuality, if the true, full Arceus were to step up to the plate, it would be unfathomably powerful and put every single Pokemon in its place.
      That being said, if they ever want to make Arceus not be a jobber, all they have to do is implement the Legend Plate in the next game as a held item and make it so that Arceus ALWAYS changes types to max resist enemy attacks and deal max damage Judgements.

      • 6 months ago
        Santa Claus

        Next generations legendary

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't it confirmed that Arceus is just a projection of the real Arceus?

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys are being trolled by Khu again
    The answer is, both have the same BST

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      or Arceus has a higher one

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah but only till gen 10

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Legend Plate Arceus have a counter?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't played G6+ in a while, after

      [...]

      type there are no longer any combinations without weaknesses, like Dark/Ghost, right?
      So, no.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't played G6+ in a while, after [...] type there are no longer any combinations without weaknesses, like Dark/Ghost, right?
      So, no.

      Eelektross

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure it would just die to a neutral Judgement anyway.
        Or would Judgement stay Ground?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Legends didn't have abilities so we have no idea how Judgement would work when an ability disrupts the effectiveness of a move, but if the move doesn't check abilities it would just be stuck into Ground type and fail everytime

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            It would most likely bypass any kind of limit on it to hit then. Whole point of God is to be more powerful than Its creations.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's not like Arceus can't just one shot Eelektross with another move, dude, Judgement doesn't have to be the go-to move

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mouldbreaker.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Arceus doesn't have "mould" breaker, anon.

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    ^ My friend I offer this advice in complete sincerity. Seek sunlight immediately.

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't Arceus and Terapagos be friends and read Discworld together?

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Cynthia is still the greatest champion of all time and the last time Gamefreak added challenge to the game. cope.

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    At this point I just don't understand where you autists get the energy from to have the exact same meaningless argument for the nth time. Consider therapy.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I make the mistake of thinking a brick wall is capable of learning. Instead of conceding points and learning they just keep coming back to try attacking the topic from a different angle even though it's still wrong.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice quads.

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder not to engage with the imagination autists, khu outed himself that he's trolling on /vp/. They're repeating the same shit ad nauseam because they have nothing better to do.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      khu stole the imagination theory from based anons that came up with the theory first, cope harder.
      paradox pokemon are not legit and a jigglypuff that existed billions of years ago is bs along with a human made cyborg that coincidentally just looks like a hariyama.

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >two groups of autists having the same arguments for a year
    I'm going to miss these threads when the dlc comes out and reveals its something moronic

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imaginationgays are arguing the equivalent of this has the same credibility as NASA articles about UAPs.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Imaginationgays are arguing the equivalent of this has the same credibility as NASA articles about UAPs.
      Timegays*
      Imaginationgays are the ones saying it's a crock of shit and it shouldn't be trusted. The only ones that think they have any legitimacy whatsoever are the professor and time travel origin morons.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        hi khu, what time is the next twitter post?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you think I'm Khu then you should just accept what I'm saying as fact. That's not even what imaginationbros are telling you, it's just that if you want to argue the legitimacy of time travel "theory" you should at least use something from the games.
          Oh wait, you can't. Because nothing in the game implies the Pokemon are really from the past or future and the best you'll get is the word of the professor that believed that because of some sensationalized magazine.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://screening.mhanational.org/screening-tools/

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm glad you found the means to get help anon. Your obsession with the notions of a mega universe, Dynamax in Sinnoh, Khu, and having zero reading comprehension whatsoever is duly noted.
              We'll miss you.

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys ever get tired of arguing about this shit? You're putting alot of time and energy into this , when the reality is the truth will be underwhelming and probably won't answer anything because gamefreak is creatively bankrupted. Ah whatever, carry on I guess.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair to them, I've seen people obsess over way worse shit.

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he's trying again
    lol
    lmao, even

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SIR WHY ARE YOU IGNORING!
      >SIR IT IS YOUR IMAGINATION!
      >SIR! SIR!
      I'm always going to see imaginationgays as pajeets now.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying they weren't already to begin with

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who are you quoting, "sir"? Did you forget your meds again?

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      Is this chatgtp? Are you unironically using an AI to back up your arguments? You fricking insane subhuman being?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        what's it like knowing a 2 year old project has better critical thinking skills than yourself

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit you are serious, I really didn't expect you could fall this low

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's ok to be insecure, but you shouldn't take it out on others

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bro you saw a pic of a situation that makes you look like a moron so you went to a literal artificial inteligence capable of saying you can melt an egg in a microwave to defend your point in your place.
              I'm not sure I can make this more clear without being straight up mean, you simply need help.
              But I will consider discussing it with you if you manage to come up with something yourself next time.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you okay anon?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ai chatbot that says you can melt an egg in a microwave does a better analysis on arven's dialogue than anyone on /vp/
                you're not really helping your case here

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                honestly I thought they were arguing in bad faith this whole time, but I think they may just be that stupid

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anyone dedicated enough to spend months shitposting about their poor attempt at reading comprehension with shit like ORAS retconning megas, Honey exporting Max Soup to Sinnoh for Dynamax in the remakes, or Paradox Pokemon really coming from the past or future does not have the capacity to argue in bad faith.
                They really just can't accept that anyone else might actually take the clues from the game to find a coherent answer to all the untied threads. At this point I wouldn't mind if it really was time travel just so me and other loregays lose faith in the nothingburger that would be
                >The AI's existence
                >Terastallization
                >Whole Treasure Hunt theme and diner you change Tera Types at being called the Treasure Eatery
                >All of that foreshadowing with Briar's dream being to prove the record true
                >Missing Occulture journals

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >But I will consider discussing it with you if you manage to come up with something yourself next time
                The fact that that anon is using ai to argue his points just proves he's here just to shitpost, why continue the conversation?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >still replying to him
                You are gonna make him believe I'm still giving him (You)s. Don't. Don't bother with someone so incompetent he resorts to chatgpt to make arguments for him.

                We reached the point where morons won't even try defending their ramblings by themselves and ask AIs to do it for them, this is truly the peak of humanity's decadence

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >what's it like knowing a 2 year old project has better critical thinking skills than yourself
          ChatGPT is extremely prone to confirmation bias and will often spit out the information you tell it unless corrected.
          Not to dismiss it or anything but it works literally both ways lmao

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            example 1:
            >context and dialogue directly from the game script
            example 2:
            >conjecture
            can you see the difference anon

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            ChatGPT confirms imagination. Thanks, anon!

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >still replying to him
            You are gonna make him believe I'm still giving him (You)s. Don't. Don't bother with someone so incompetent he resorts to chatgpt to make arguments for him.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Change it to
            given a scenario of an. Enigmatic monster who's powers entail: enhancing machinery, flora and fauna through exposure to it's unique radiation and producing near limitless amounts of energy, try and solve the following mystery

            1 can stay the same

            2. a professor who is obsessed with an expedition journal that detailed descriptions of monsters seemingly from another era who successfully found them through the use of a time machine powered by the previously mentioned crystals

            3. A magazine that gave a dubious origin stories to said monsters however they were based on descriptions from the expedition journal

            4. The time machine produced a specific beast that bore a near exact resemblance to the only beast that had a visual depiction

            4. The enigmatic beast has thematic similarities to an alchemical philosopher's stone having a Shell comprised of crystals capable of changing elemental attributes

            5. An AI was created by humans but also stated that the knowledge to create it did not exist in the modern day

            6. There is a mysterious metallic plate that is seemingly indestructible.

            7. One of the beasts has a genetic and behavioral link to a modern day monster.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah I wanted to play the game anon was saying to see, here's the output:
              >In conclusion, based on the information provided, it seems that the ancient Pokémon are real and have been brought to the present through some form of time manipulation, likely involving Arven's mom's time machine. The professor is determined to create a world where ancient and present-day Pokémon coexist, and the existence of the magazine and references to crystals and energy sources suggest that there is a significant scientific and technological aspect to this mystery.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                example 1:
                >context and dialogue directly from the game script
                example 2:
                >conjecture
                can you see the difference anon

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did you even read the post? If you were looking for affirmation of your time travel headcanon, it first post you mentioned gave it.
                >B-b-but imaginationgay!!!
                Pathetic. The irony of all of this is that you are consulting an AI language model that is built to tell you what you feed into it, with a scenario from a game that has an AI that believes what it was created to believe-- a perfect copy of the professor in every way.
                Do you realize how far the game's plot flies over your head? I'll break it down for you
                >Professor believes bullshit
                >AI is built to draw upon the professor's knowledge in every way
                >AI is not lying when they claim the Pokemon are genuinely from the past/future. That's what the professor genuinely believed from reading Occulture during their research on the book
                Now we have
                >Anon goes to a language model
                >Presents the exact same scenario to a model that is design to spit back exactly what you put in as objectively as possible without accounting for human inferrence
                >Gets the exact answer he wants, which is given by parrotting messages that explicitly claim the Paradoxes come from the Past or Future.
                Yet another reason why Imagination is the answer. We actually can call upon the game's info to draw comparisons to the parts that aren't out yet.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The professor didn't build the AI, they wished for it.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                They did build it, but it was only made possible due to their innate desire to. They've never implied that Terapagos' dream abilities are directly relatable to Jirachi where you can consciously ask for something and get it.
                You still have to put in the work, and that's the entire theme of the Treasure Hunt the academy puts you through.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                They didn't build an AI in a couple months lol they wished for it.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >terapagos has the ability to make anything a reality through hard work
                I don't think I've seen someone put it that way, but I like it. Like you said, it works well with the theme of the game.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Like you said, it works well with the theme of the game.
                Not really since the theme of the game is the past and future. Did you even play it?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They did build it, but it was only made possible due to their innate desire to.
                couldn't a time machine also be made possible through desire, as well?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, they wished for it.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >couldn't a time machine also be made possible through desire, as well?
                Yes. The problem is that the "time machine" we see doesn't actually pull Pokemon from the past or future. The schematics were also drawn up by Heath who doesn't have any inkling of the past/future obsession the professor does. We don't know WHAT it does yet other than spit out Paradox Pokemon in Master Balls.

                >Yet another reason why Imagination is the answer
                Anon, you have no reasons whatsoever. Even now you're simply assuming that the professor was inspired by Occulture despite the fact that it wouldn't lead to the creation of time machine because most of them were said to be found in modern day Paldea or that there were sightings
                >In one arid corner of Paldea
                >Somewhere in a Paldean forest
                >Eyewitness accounts describe it as resembling a giant Misdreavus at first glance
                >There have been precious few sightings reported of the ultra-mysterious Slither Wing
                >It has been sighted numerous times in Paldea's more arid regions
                >This flying life-form bearing a resemblance to Hydreigon has been seen in a certain corner of Paldea.
                >A strange being called Iron Thorns has been sighted in a certain cave in Paldea
                The ones that don't have no mention of the past or future with the exception of Iron Bundle which says its from the past despite being found in the future.

                If they were inspired by Occulture they wouldn't have thought about a time machine meaning it would have to be an original idea. That said, we know that at least in Violet Sada had an interest in fossils since her lab in the academy has a few around.

                Also the AI would have known the ins and outs of the machine and would have known it wasn't a time machine given it was tied into it's systems.
                Not to mention the AI said that the professor confirmed it was from the past/future not because Occulture or the book but because they actually tested Korai/Mirai on a genetic level.
                >Through analysis of its genetic makeup, as well as its behavioral patterns...I came to realize that what I had discovered was in fact an ancient form of Cyclizar, the Pokémon commonly ridden in this region.

                Stop shitposting and play the game.

                analysis of its genetic makeup, as well as its behavioral patterns...I came to realize that what I had discovered was in fact an ancient form of Cyclizar, the Pokémon commonly ridden in this region.
                And yet, we know that can't be the case. The game easily refutes Koraidon being an ancient variant of Cyclizar through murals and descriptions as is; even if you ignore Cyclizar, there's Volcarona and the beast trio that show it just isn't feasible for the Paradoxes we see to be from the past. Nor do they ever match up exactly with Heath's record, it's always "similar to" or "taking the name of."
                >Stop shitposting and play the game.
                I have, which is why I understand that it can't be time travel now. I went in with the full expectation that the theme of the game would be Past vs. Future and that towards the climax we'd be getting something along those lines with the Paradoxes; and yet, we didn't. The game refutes the idea at every turn to subvert you.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Yet another reason why Imagination is the answer
                Anon, you have no reasons whatsoever. Even now you're simply assuming that the professor was inspired by Occulture despite the fact that it wouldn't lead to the creation of time machine because most of them were said to be found in modern day Paldea or that there were sightings
                >In one arid corner of Paldea
                >Somewhere in a Paldean forest
                >Eyewitness accounts describe it as resembling a giant Misdreavus at first glance
                >There have been precious few sightings reported of the ultra-mysterious Slither Wing
                >It has been sighted numerous times in Paldea's more arid regions
                >This flying life-form bearing a resemblance to Hydreigon has been seen in a certain corner of Paldea.
                >A strange being called Iron Thorns has been sighted in a certain cave in Paldea
                The ones that don't have no mention of the past or future with the exception of Iron Bundle which says its from the past despite being found in the future.

                If they were inspired by Occulture they wouldn't have thought about a time machine meaning it would have to be an original idea. That said, we know that at least in Violet Sada had an interest in fossils since her lab in the academy has a few around.

                Also the AI would have known the ins and outs of the machine and would have known it wasn't a time machine given it was tied into it's systems.
                Not to mention the AI said that the professor confirmed it was from the past/future not because Occulture or the book but because they actually tested Korai/Mirai on a genetic level.
                >Through analysis of its genetic makeup, as well as its behavioral patterns...I came to realize that what I had discovered was in fact an ancient form of Cyclizar, the Pokémon commonly ridden in this region.

                Stop shitposting and play the game.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >we know that at least in Violet Sada
                Scarlet even

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Gets the exact answer he wants, which is given by parrotting messages that explicitly claim the Paradoxes come from the Past or Future.
                Anon, I understand you're angry and I gave you time to cool off in hope you would get it out of your system. This is the entire log of that interaction. There was no "parroting", there was no coaxing for a certain response. I used the game text, that you and whoever else likes to post here ad nauseam and claim "UHH ACKSHULLY THIS PROVES EVERYTHING WRONG", while multiple people have tried to convey to you over and over what the implication Arven is making is quite different. You have vehemently denied, and insulted, others that there is no possible way Arven would be suggesting such a thing. I take two seconds to introduce the scenario to a computer, and even with how primitive the technology is, can decipher and come to the same conclusion as others.

                Meanwhile, you're having a schizophrenic episode that I would dare use such technology to "confirm" what I think, even though the entire reason it's being posted is to mock you. I am mocking you anon. You have a learning disability and I am mocking you. I want you to know that. You are quite literally so angry that you are pumping nonsense about a dreamcatcher into chatgpt and accusing me of doing what you're doing. You have an illness.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >changed through their own tastes
            >professor is inspired to make a time machine via Occulture
            >paradoxes "vaguely" resemble descriptions
            >resembles a dreamcatcher
            Frick me, talk about a bias. Half of the shit you put in isn't even mentioned in game.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's almost as if there's no actual evidence in-game for this horseshit and she just can't accept that, especially after getting torn apart for dragging the moronic theory up in the early days several times in the first place.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              through their own tastes
              What is the "Treasure" Eatery?
              is inspired to make a time machine via Occulture
              They were inspired to make the time machine because of the book. The idea that the Pokemon we see come from those time periods is exclusively from Occulture.
              >paradoxes "vaguely" resemble descriptions
              Play the game.
              >resembles a dreamcatcher
              Yes.
              >Frick me, talk about a bias.
              That's the point. You can fill a language model with as much bias as you want but the moment you try and make it do human inferences it can no longer accurately do its job. The Pokemon are called "Ancient Pokemon" so it's going to determine that is a fact.

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to be fricking hilarious when Briar mentions the paradox beasts/swords were included in Heath's original manuscript, but left unpublished as the publishers thought that too far beyond the pale to print.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would the artist then just combine features of these ‘unreleased’ Pokémon as a composite sketch? If they’re trying to avoid them all together, they just wouldn’t add hem in, logically?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why didn't they just spoil the dlc a year early?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's amazing how fricking moronic they are. Same as the idiots crying a violet book in the loremistress' house in Legends isn't meant to be a reference to the Violet Book, because they didn't slap Miraidon on the cover of the book in Legends, a game released before they even revealed the games themselves, much less the box legends 5 months later.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Same as the idiots crying a violet book in the loremistress' house in Legends isn't meant to be a reference to the Violet Book, because they didn't slap Miraidon on the cover of the book in Legends, a game released before they even revealed the games themselves, much less the box legends 5 months later.
            That didn't stop them from putting Toxtricity in USUM. Your cope is reaching beyond the level of "Honey Max Soup Dynamax in Sinnoh" brainrot. Legitimately going to be funny seeing you melt down for the next month before the reveal.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm too old and too intelligent than to waste my time and energy getting angry online, like you zoom-zooms reared by the bots do.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but left unpublished
      Don't even have to do that. We don't have access to the actual paradox descriptions as the player, we only know that they exist through occulture.
      So if they have occulture entries that means heath saw them.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        We know they exist because of Heath's Book in conjunction with the way home arc. The book predates Occulture by the best part of two centuries, describes Herba Mystica, an indestructible plate and paradox pokémon. We find out HM's are real with Arven as he heals his fricked up Mabosstiff, we find the indestructible plate exploring AZ along with the paradoxes pulled from a time machine. If they exist in the present and their descriptions line up with what Heath wrote about them, they ended up in his time but HOW did they get to his time is now the question you need to be asking. Not trying to argue the origins of something we already know the origin of.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your cope is out of hands already

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        We know they exist because of Heath's Book in conjunction with the way home arc. The book predates Occulture by the best part of two centuries, describes Herba Mystica, an indestructible plate and paradox pokémon. We find out HM's are real with Arven as he heals his fricked up Mabosstiff, we find the indestructible plate exploring AZ along with the paradoxes pulled from a time machine. If they exist in the present and their descriptions line up with what Heath wrote about them, they ended up in his time but HOW did they get to his time is now the question you need to be asking. Not trying to argue the origins of something we already know the origin of.

        I don't think so, but I played the game and paid attention to its story. You haven't done either, it seems.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You clearly didn't kek

          >he's trying again
          lol
          lmao, even

          Or I guess you just dropped the game right after the professor, no wonder your arguments are barebones, your knowledge is the same.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I prefer the original one, it's more... smooth
                Also Briar didn't even anything about time travel so far, as far we know she just thinks those pokemon naturally lived in Area Zero 200 years ago when her ancestor went for his expedition
                I like the Walking Wake tho kek

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder the samegay in-thread is so autistic, he can't even understand why an AI having emotions is important.

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i got the idea that the time machine was a dream machine from a chink, does that make it chinese magic

  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    new khu leak https://twitter.com/Riddler_Khu/status/1724943804552314955

  40. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    ive started to notice the imaginationbros stop shitposting at night. are they all israelis?

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