Are there any kuruminha games?

Are there any kuruminha games?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a mod for Stardew Valley that lets you date her.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    there is vaporware

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Last time I heard about them was last year, or maybe the year before, and they said the game was being disputed by publishers or something like that. But I doubt it ended up well.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nevermind, lost all interest.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Judging by their twitter they became some 3d asset making janny studio.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've never once seen a person with vitiligo in real life, and yet these frickers make it seem like it's the most common disorder ever.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I saw one person with it during my first year of uni

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            And think of the poor white people that suffer from reverse vitiligo

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              get the hell off Ganker ruckus

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              i pray for every decent whiteman with such a painful affliction

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know two, one of them my own father. They despise having it. I can 100% assure you that they don't like being reminded of it.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            same with heterochromia. it's not about inclusivity, it's literally just about trying to make yourself look like the most unique snowflake possible. People who are missing an arm are far more common than any of these snowflake diseases,

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >saw some BR making a racing fighting game
          >decided to give the demo a go
          >some trans flags show up in billboards and there is even an option to replace all of the billboards with it
          >uninstalled and delisted it from Wishlist

          I've never once seen a person with vitiligo in real life, and yet these frickers make it seem like it's the most common disorder ever.

          my cousin has vitiligo
          it is not that big of a deal.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a kid

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      if we go by head proportion that would be a toddler anon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      out of 10

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That's a kid
      Yes.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      actually it's a man

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kuruminha if she real

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Studying native-indigenous mythology made me unable to see their exotic body paint without remembering the significance behind it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Enlighten us then, will it make me less or more hard?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It comes from pajelanças. They are rituals that tap into the powers of the Monã (gods) to bend reality. It dates back to the origin of the world, when the sun and the moon had sex with a giant space snake who gave birth to Heaven and a magical ayy lmao race of sea creatures (including human raping pink dolphins). Said ayy lmaos got kicked out of Heaven, so they painted their snake mom's body to forcefully turn her into a planet (mother-earth). Them, cavemen learned how to wield this power, one of them being a mom who used it to turn her headless child into a plant, leading to the birth of humanity and modern day pajés (shamans).

            So basically, it's their equivalent of holy runes used in JRPG magic spells.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Pretty cool

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    europa universalis 4 playing as spain or portugal

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    latinas and indigines are exclusively built for irish wiener

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tunche's close

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      wish it was more varied for a beat em up

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    she needs porn games

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  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      CONCEPTUALIZE
      COLONIZATION

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow, so even women and girls in these dirty 3rd world tribes that have never even taken a bath still have that "look how great I am" shit mentality that 1st world girls do

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >have never even taken a bath
        >tropical area

        Anon... people in such places take 2 or 3 baths a day. They are not europeans.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They wash themselves all the time, they live in a hot and humid place that makes it difficult to exchange heat through sweat, so they take advantage of the 50 rivers that pass near their village. The Portuguese and Spanish learned from them that they should bathe every day and I think that's why to this day they're less stinky than the fricking French.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Give a woman a smartphone and she'll be a basic b***h prostitute within the hour. It crosses all cultural boundaries. There's no hope for them.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Touch grass holy shit.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ironically....the Europeans were far more dirty and stinky, they would spend weeks at a time without touching fricking water, while natives daily lives required them to clean themselves in the rivers.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine nutting in her right before she beheads you for good luck. Hhhhhnnnnngggg

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Built for Pink Boto wiener

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The young ones are cuties, the old ones have saggy breasts

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      isn't that maori?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it is our girls dont do tattoos just paint

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to make a game one day and it's going to be set in Brazil, but it's not going to just be another shovelware game made so the creators can tell the journalists "Hey look we make games too"

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    no. brazilians are incapable of being competent enough to finish a game. and the ones they do are bad.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no Brazilian folklore game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ending tau looks promising

      https://store.steampowered.com/app/2087880/Ending_Tau/

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      actually, there are approximately 200 brazilian folklore games in the making (its literally the only idea they have)

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, Brazilian folklore rivals Japanese folklore in how much shit there is to work with. It's a chaotic amalgamation of indigenous religion, African mysticism and European legends.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, Brazilian folklore rivals Japanese folklore in how much shit there is to work with. It's a chaotic amalgamation of indigenous religion, African mysticism and European legends.

        What folklore actually lends itself well to making a full game based on it? Just making a generic action game with a character loosely inspired in Kurupira is boring.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Sateremawé's odyssey is basically a video game
          >first humans and their harem of shapeshifting bird women are crossing the Amazon by boat, searching for the promised land
          >along the way, they must pass through a dimensional portal guarded by the Mapinguari. A cyclops, prehistoric sloth gorilla with bulletproof skin
          >they defeat it by fist fighting it
          >this attracts the attention of the god of evil who decides to target them to stick up to their god
          >they fight the jumas, giant cannibals
          >they fight several enemy tribes that are kidnapping their women
          >god of evil sends a ghost bird to sing a cursed song that will make them fall ill and die
          >their god responds by sending a holy bird whose song heals them
          >god of evil gets fricking pissed. Sends a wienerroach disguised as an old lady to infiltrate their group, spreading rumors and misinformation to destroy their morale and cause infighting
          >they almost lose, until their leader realizes what's going on
          >he wields the porantim, a holy paddle-bible master sword-like weapon and proceeds to beat the woman to death while screaming at the evil god, telling him to frick off
          >after finally settling down, the god of evil sends his final attack. An army of demons who used to be evil priests with reality bending powers
          >demon horde kills every animal in the forest to starve them
          >god of good sends a holy bird as a symbol of hope and to teach them agriculture
          >said agriculture involves a holy plant born from the eyes of a beheaded child
          And that's like two chapters of their religion. There's a cool musical album about it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Brazilian folklore
      I think "South American Indigenous folklore" or "Pre-Columbian era folklore" would be a bit more fitting.
      Tapirapé or Matses maybe? Maybe Waorani.
      They have so many fricking tribes in Amazon alone. Would be like saying "European culture" or "Asian culture".

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It works either way. Native-indigenous culture is surprisingly prevalent in some parts of the country, despite the religious differences.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >my ancestors just got on sail boats with the boys, travelled to an unexplored alien land, met a bunch of child sacrificing savages, killed all their men, made kuruminha pussy wet, mating pressed them all, and popped out a gorillion half white babies
    Holy frick my life is so lame in comparison, how can video games compare to this

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can frick me, and make 75% white babies if you want to

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    just letting you guys know that argentina is doomed.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      and thats a good thing

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    where is her underwear

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The day they all start wearing underwear I'm living this country, praise the people protecting their culture

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Anon what's underwear? wanna show me?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Female underwear is a scam that causes yeast infections.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This.
        You don't need them if you live in a climate like theirs + clean yourself regularly

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    okay yeah just post more coffee beans like OP

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm rather saddened by the fact this is a blue board and so I can't post the old native hags with saggy pancake breasts that actually make up the majority of our villages, meanwhile easily impressed c**ts give (You)s to a prostitute with a fricking smartphone.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shhh, we need the propaganda to scam americans dude frick off

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        this, don't let them know there are pirates on the amazon river and its tributaries who rob tourists all the time

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No armpit hair
    Coward, this artist

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>No armpit hair
      She is too young for that.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>No armpit hair
      She is too young for that.

      I've never seen a photo of a native with body hair

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      not only is body hair very rare and sparse, they literally pluck their pubes to stay smooth. if you want hairy savages turn your eyes onto israelites

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a drawgay from a brazilian ib made funny porn comics of her with massive breasts
    Where are you kuruminhapeitudagay?

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