Blessed thread.
Nok Nok in PF:KM is about it these days. TMK, a companion that you pick up over a quarter of the way in but at least he has a full dialog and story.
You can make some pretty impressive goblinette sloots as pawns in DD due to height, green skin, makeup and voice pitch sliders. I hope this ability continues in DD2.
I digitally pimped one that made people forget all about steamy jungle cat from the WoW blimps and she kicked ass as a ranger loaded with knockback gear and rusty daggers.
> What would your ideal Goblin Role Playing Experience look like anyway?
You play as a biggest Chad Goblin in your local Goblin tribe you're 5'2" (towering by goblin standards) and imposingly built and you're surrounded by the hottest goblin girls who all lust after you constantly. You're like the captain of the warg ball team and all the goblin girls cheer every time you club a skull into the basket. Then one day the spiders from the dark forest on the far eastern border of your tribe attack your village and you seizing this moment rally your goblin brothers to fight them off. Victorious and with the spiders in rout the Goblin chief (your grandfather) tasks you with ending the spider scourge once and for all you rally your goblins brothers. All the village's gobbros lead by you venture forth into the dark forest to kill the spider matriarch. but you fail miserably, it's a total blunder, they're in the trees, its a trap, they're everywhere, flanked on all sides your gobbos brothers are picked off one by one until only you remain, you try to flee but end up deep into their lair you are captured and placed in their webs for food, the spiders feed upon you draining your life essence. You would surely die if it wasn't for the human adventurers who happened to be on their way back from a different quest that serendipitous took them through this forest, they kill the spider queen with little effort and free you from your silk cocoon and burn all the spider egg clutches. You're too weak to explain anything to them but they're able to track back and deliver you to your village explaining what happened to your home now nearly devoid of any male goblins, they then go about seducing all the goblin women in your tribe who all become bawds for human wiener, you weakened unable to stop them and helpless watch your town get repopulated with half-human goblins. [spoiler]Frick goblins.[/spoiler]
I don't want to roleplay as anime girls, I want to handhold shortstack goblinettes as anime MC.
>What would your ideal Goblin Role Playing Experience look like anyway?
A party of lawful good human white males slaying every single one. I'm talking total gobbo death here.
Bhara- I mean gobs help to separate the 'good' girls from the 'bad girls just as western horror movie icons, like Jason or Michael Meyers. The hero saves only the purest while the prostitute get gobbed. It's a classic Aesop in that way.
>But the gobs get to rape the thots beforehand right?
Of course.
It is just and natural punishment for them straying away from their divinely given roles as wives and mothers.
It would be great it was properly realised, I don’t think goblins work best when they’re just another member of a fantasy society, although I don’t mind seeing it, just think it’s a bit lazy.
Imo in pure fantasy goblins work best as a “pest society” race. Smart enough to form their own culture but alien/animalistic enough to not integrate with normal fantasy society outside of rare cases. Kind of like a group of green penguins.
A goblin RPG where you play as one needs to be about the low stakes survival of your hovel tribe and your high stakes thriving within that tribe. Quests need to surround the brutal/silly shenanigans of internal goblin politics which is juxtaposed with the low level ransacking of various neighbouring towns, ambushing travellers and the like.
Ultimately the designer has to make the goblin tribe feel distant, but still annoyingly impactful on the locals. Things like stealing their food stores during a famine, or damaging a resovoir to ensure water for your own tribe. By the end of the game the player needs to be the leader of the tribe for better or worse, with access to all the prime gobbo babes. Probably needs a lot of eating and other “comfy” mechanics to make those systems rewarding.
I could see a “big” quest being stealing the count’s finest horses or you and your party to gorging yourself on his food right before a massive banquet.
> What would your ideal Goblin Role Playing Experience look like anyway?
You play as a biggest Chad Goblin in your local Goblin tribe you're 5'2" (towering by goblin standards) and imposingly built and you're surrounded by the hottest goblin girls who all lust after you constantly. You're like the captain of the warg ball team and all the goblin girls cheer every time you club a skull into the basket. Then one day the spiders from the dark forest on the far eastern border of your tribe attack your village and you seizing this moment rally your goblin brothers to fight them off. Victorious and with the spiders in rout the Goblin chief (your grandfather) tasks you with ending the spider scourge once and for all you rally your goblins brothers. All the village's gobbros lead by you venture forth into the dark forest to kill the spider matriarch. but you fail miserably, it's a total blunder, they're in the trees, its a trap, they're everywhere, flanked on all sides your gobbos brothers are picked off one by one until only you remain, you try to flee but end up deep into their lair you are captured and placed in their webs for food, the spiders feed upon you draining your life essence. You would surely die if it wasn't for the human adventurers who happened to be on their way back from a different quest that serendipitous took them through this forest, they kill the spider queen with little effort and free you from your silk cocoon and burn all the spider egg clutches. You're too weak to explain anything to them but they're able to track back and deliver you to your village explaining what happened to your home now nearly devoid of any male goblins, they then go about seducing all the goblin women in your tribe who all become bawds for human wiener, you weakened unable to stop them and helpless watch your town get repopulated with half-human goblins. [spoiler]Frick goblins.[/spoiler]
I like the concept of orc of Beogh from DCSS, it can work just as well for goblins. Summoning or converting other orcs/goblins into your warband, ordering them around and giving good equipment to those who managed to stay alive to reach elite status.
It's technically doable in Elminage I guess, but it's pretty convoluted >Start off as Spirit Pact summoner >Find gobbos, bind them in your cantrip >Summon gobbo, spirit pact it >Go to tavern, put it in your party >Bench Summoner
Congrats, you now have your fully playable Goblin MC, unfortunately it will be locked to Fighter by default and be a Devilish character, so you also need to age him with alchemist shenanigans, but it can be a more or less passable character.
Reclassing isn't particularly bad either compared to other spirit pact options since it's not like Goblins come with meaningful bonuses that will be lost on reclassing, but still, it's not particularly worth it outside of the Devilish race factor.
You must be a really pathetic person to do some kind of self-insert as a goblin. And the fact that a low-level critter as reached such popularity in modern fantasy media talks a lot about the idiocy of most creators both big and small.
>first thought about game pitch is "how the fhck am I supposed to self insert into X?!?!?!? Only pathetic people do that"
I don't know about self-inserting, but playing as a goblin or a spider would definitely be a novel experience to me. Any game without a human male is going to filter out you aphantasiac schizos out anyway.
Party Based with absurdly high lethality, where the gimmick is that you are basically a goblin overlord, and your form of leveling is just having access to better goblins.
>Are there any RPG’s where you play as a Goblin?
Styx Master of Shadows. It's a 3rd person stealth game where you plays as a goblin infiltrating a massive fortified complex built around a crystal manned by humans. By slurping the syrup of the crystal, you gain some powers like being able to create shadow clones. The story was neat.
Blessed thread.
Nok Nok in PF:KM is about it these days. TMK, a companion that you pick up over a quarter of the way in but at least he has a full dialog and story.
You can make some pretty impressive goblinette sloots as pawns in DD due to height, green skin, makeup and voice pitch sliders. I hope this ability continues in DD2.
I digitally pimped one that made people forget all about steamy jungle cat from the WoW blimps and she kicked ass as a ranger loaded with knockback gear and rusty daggers.
>Nok Nok in PF:KM is about it these days
/thread
DD has voice pitch sliders?
>You can make some pretty impressive goblinette sloots as pawns in DD due to height, green skin, makeup and voice pitch sliders.
ok, now I will play your game
posting a thinly-veiled horsewiener-thread!
>What would your ideal Goblin Role Playing Experience look like anyway?
A party of lawful good human white males slaying every single one. I'm talking total gobbo death here.
But the gobs get to rape the thots beforehand right?
>But the gobs get to rape the thots beforehand right?
Kick in the door, waving the +4. All you heard was pally don't smite me no more
Have fun soiling your soul because you fricked a harlot that was asking to get gobbled. Gobs provide a service.
>rape-as-a-service
Is this the true power of allowing ~~*H-1B visa streetshitters*~~ to take control of Western tech companies via nepotism?
Bhara- I mean gobs help to separate the 'good' girls from the 'bad girls just as western horror movie icons, like Jason or Michael Meyers. The hero saves only the purest while the prostitute get gobbed. It's a classic Aesop in that way.
>But the gobs get to rape the thots beforehand right?
Of course.
It is just and natural punishment for them straying away from their divinely given roles as wives and mothers.
Might and Magic 7
>Gayass Slayer in the OP
The only thing worse you could have posted was Fexeno.
Did you mean to write Fenoxo???
Rape scene was only good thing in that show
Styx is the closest thing there is. You get to be a thieving little goblin Black person. inb4 'notanrpg' screech
Isnt it more like a stealth game, straight up? "Of Orcs and Men" fit better, you play as orc AND goblin at the same time, and it is rpg.
Goblins are a shit meme.
With mods?
It would be great it was properly realised, I don’t think goblins work best when they’re just another member of a fantasy society, although I don’t mind seeing it, just think it’s a bit lazy.
Imo in pure fantasy goblins work best as a “pest society” race. Smart enough to form their own culture but alien/animalistic enough to not integrate with normal fantasy society outside of rare cases. Kind of like a group of green penguins.
A goblin RPG where you play as one needs to be about the low stakes survival of your hovel tribe and your high stakes thriving within that tribe. Quests need to surround the brutal/silly shenanigans of internal goblin politics which is juxtaposed with the low level ransacking of various neighbouring towns, ambushing travellers and the like.
Ultimately the designer has to make the goblin tribe feel distant, but still annoyingly impactful on the locals. Things like stealing their food stores during a famine, or damaging a resovoir to ensure water for your own tribe. By the end of the game the player needs to be the leader of the tribe for better or worse, with access to all the prime gobbo babes. Probably needs a lot of eating and other “comfy” mechanics to make those systems rewarding.
Before anyone wonders why the word dump, I’m stuck in a massively long work meeting.
I could see a “big” quest being stealing the count’s finest horses or you and your party to gorging yourself on his food right before a massive banquet.
I genuinely don't remember anything besides WoW and Silverfall.
> What would your ideal Goblin Role Playing Experience look like anyway?
You play as a biggest Chad Goblin in your local Goblin tribe you're 5'2" (towering by goblin standards) and imposingly built and you're surrounded by the hottest goblin girls who all lust after you constantly. You're like the captain of the warg ball team and all the goblin girls cheer every time you club a skull into the basket. Then one day the spiders from the dark forest on the far eastern border of your tribe attack your village and you seizing this moment rally your goblin brothers to fight them off. Victorious and with the spiders in rout the Goblin chief (your grandfather) tasks you with ending the spider scourge once and for all you rally your goblins brothers. All the village's gobbros lead by you venture forth into the dark forest to kill the spider matriarch. but you fail miserably, it's a total blunder, they're in the trees, its a trap, they're everywhere, flanked on all sides your gobbos brothers are picked off one by one until only you remain, you try to flee but end up deep into their lair you are captured and placed in their webs for food, the spiders feed upon you draining your life essence. You would surely die if it wasn't for the human adventurers who happened to be on their way back from a different quest that serendipitous took them through this forest, they kill the spider queen with little effort and free you from your silk cocoon and burn all the spider egg clutches. You're too weak to explain anything to them but they're able to track back and deliver you to your village explaining what happened to your home now nearly devoid of any male goblins, they then go about seducing all the goblin women in your tribe who all become bawds for human wiener, you weakened unable to stop them and helpless watch your town get repopulated with half-human goblins. [spoiler]Frick goblins.[/spoiler]
I like the concept of orc of Beogh from DCSS, it can work just as well for goblins. Summoning or converting other orcs/goblins into your warband, ordering them around and giving good equipment to those who managed to stay alive to reach elite status.
you don't want to role play as a goblin, you just want to rape anime girls
I don't want to roleplay as anime girls, I want to handhold shortstack goblinettes as anime MC.
No. I want to get raped as the anime girl.
It's technically doable in Elminage I guess, but it's pretty convoluted
>Start off as Spirit Pact summoner
>Find gobbos, bind them in your cantrip
>Summon gobbo, spirit pact it
>Go to tavern, put it in your party
>Bench Summoner
Congrats, you now have your fully playable Goblin MC, unfortunately it will be locked to Fighter by default and be a Devilish character, so you also need to age him with alchemist shenanigans, but it can be a more or less passable character.
Reclassing isn't particularly bad either compared to other spirit pact options since it's not like Goblins come with meaningful bonuses that will be lost on reclassing, but still, it's not particularly worth it outside of the Devilish race factor.
Might and Magic VII
Liberal crime squad
There are a few porn games
and they are?
Grolokk, The Rise of Vruk
You must be a really pathetic person to do some kind of self-insert as a goblin. And the fact that a low-level critter as reached such popularity in modern fantasy media talks a lot about the idiocy of most creators both big and small.
>You must be a really pathetic person to do some kind of self-insert as a goblin
guess what
>first thought about game pitch is "how the fhck am I supposed to self insert into X?!?!?!? Only pathetic people do that"
I don't know about self-inserting, but playing as a goblin or a spider would definitely be a novel experience to me. Any game without a human male is going to filter out you aphantasiac schizos out anyway.
>How would you feel if you were black?
>But I do have a father.
Why do you idiots need to self insert?
It's called roleplaying and since i'm not israeli IRL I have to ROLEplay as a goblin (play the ROLE of a goblin)
Your choice of character is a testament to your true character bro.
>Your choice of character is a testament to your true character bro.
nice, im a big titty vampire woman then. Fricking sweeettt
Sword and board fighter... Human Male
My true character is a reflection of myself.
Beware the man who believes himself to be anything other than. That way lays the path of severed gonads and the welcoming noose of truth.
>Your choice of character is a testament to your true character bro.
Sounds like cope to me.
Post last character you played.
Party Based with absurdly high lethality, where the gimmick is that you are basically a goblin overlord, and your form of leveling is just having access to better goblins.
>CTRL + F
>SEX
GAMES WHERE I CAN PLAY AS A SEXY GOBLIN!?
Would a rpg work, where you start as goblin, but become a hero for humans?
Original goblins. They're basically like old and ugly fairies, and not just green demons
>Are there any RPG’s where you play as a Goblin?
Styx Master of Shadows. It's a 3rd person stealth game where you plays as a goblin infiltrating a massive fortified complex built around a crystal manned by humans. By slurping the syrup of the crystal, you gain some powers like being able to create shadow clones. The story was neat.
Surprised this isn’t here I must be too drunk to read all the rules of /thread