Are there any strategy games where the British AI isn't a completely useless ally?

Are there any strategy games where the British AI isn't a completely useless ally?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Victoria 2 with crimeamod

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you Black person. stop spamming your bland Vanilla shitty mod

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >complaining that the ai is realistic

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      and yet indubitably beat your swarthy country in a war

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'm a pashtun

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you wish, bongoid. be polite when you speak to your betters.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          remind me of the language youare speaking to me in please brownoid.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Please reminding me of who's prime minister of your country, sir.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              too far.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              jej

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              ingerlander stayed quiet with this one

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                im literally the first reply moron

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah yeah sure

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Damn you can't rape bongoids like that.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              someone literally nobody voted for and was just installed?
              he was literally given the job because nobody else wanted it and you can't claim he's a popular or even capable leader when viewed in the context of the person he is and how he got the job.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Liz Truss was voted in but the real powers that run the country didn't like her so pulled some shenanigans to get her removed.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Jesus, let the Brit stay in his larp fantasy land why kill him

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >complaining that the ai is realistic
        >British Empire = Largest empire in the history of the human race
        Pic.Rel

        Never heard of the Crimean war, or WW1 moron?

        The British fight to the last drop of their allies' blood.
        It would be cool if there was ally AI that would decide how much it wants to help you and bicker with you over exact peace terms. But to even dream about that we must first stop having barely functional AI as a standard.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          See

          Britain invaded Russia through the Black Sea to stop them from destroying the Ottoman Empire
          Britain tried to invade Gallipoli and force Marmara to supply Russia
          The UK sitting on its island is a meme

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >complaining that the ai is realistic
      >British Empire = Largest empire in the history of the human race
      Pic.Rel

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Reddit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >muh big empire
        Canada and Australia made your empire big. The two places are barren uninhabited lands.
        And Australia doesn’t even exist!

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice cope. I almost couldn't smell the seething.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It actually could have been a lot bigger, a whole bunch of African and Pacific nations asked to join the British Empire as protectorates during the scramble period, Britain declined most of them for not being worth the cost, Botswana and Fiji are two notable exceptions.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never heard of the Crimean war, or WW1 moron?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. Qrd?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Britain invaded Russia through the Black Sea to stop them from destroying the Ottoman Empire
          Britain tried to invade Gallipoli and force Marmara to supply Russia
          The UK sitting on its island is a meme

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >get obliterated by ottomans
            >British AI can't be invaded and prevent you from losing anything in the peace deal
            Whenever I ask Britain to help in Vicky II, they carpet siege my enemies.

            >The UK sitting on its island is a meme
            If Paradox didn't have open borders memes in their games, they might have coded the AI to actually move through seas rather than scripted it to ignore forts and see armies through the fog of war.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You mean the war that's been mainly fought by the french and the turks?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He is probably a moronic Pole, many such cases

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's two wars fought and won by the french, yes

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >that's two wars fought and won by the french, yes
          The American War of Independence.

          That's 3.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Crimean war:
        >run effective blockade
        >make a meme of moronic cavalry charge
        WW1:
        >run effective blockade
        >make a meme of moronic human waves
        >psyop burgers to help out

        Did I miss anything?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You missed occupying Qingdao and using Aussies for a suicide landing in Turkey.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ah yes, ever expendable anzac corps, that were made a meme for all their trouble. How could I forgot about those cucks lol?
            >occupying Qingdao
            genuinely don't know about this. Spoon feed me?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Germania had the treaty port of Tsingtao. Germania went to war with the whole world. An Anglo-Japanese joint force occupied Tsingtao.
              Tsingtao is now called Qingdao, but Germans built a beer brewery there that operates to this day under the name of Tsingtao.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    who knew that The Chapel had once soul

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Victoria 3

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow I had no idea england and grease were so close to each other. is this why hitler wanted to invade itally?

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    EUIV post recent updates Britain is either pic related or lands 200,000+ troops in Gotland for some reason genuinely no in-between

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine playing modern eu4. how embarrassing

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Victoria 3 because it has no toy soldiers

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      A paper describing how many toy soldiers you have that you just can't see is worse, not an improvement anon.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >are there games where the british aren't british

    Is that what you are asking? I don't know of any

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How about joining their war and having the same experience while they do absolutely nothing.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's sad to think that if it weren't for the moronation of the a*glo, the world could've solved the roach problem once and for all.
    And to answer your question OP, no I don't think there is, but it's kinda more realistic that way innit?

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >help me fight this war
    >and by help I actually mean "do literally all the fighting because I would be completely incapable of even humoring the idea of victory by myself"
    >also i'm the aggressor too lol
    Why should they send even a single soldier for a foreign war?

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically Victoria 3 since armies just teleport around

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    paradox games have ridiculous AI in general. I tried France in HOI 1 and Britain refused to even land troops in defense on the continent

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I've ever allied the bongs in vic2 because they're that useless at helping
    Yet if they declare on you that can land giga stacks on your coast

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Yet if they declare on you that can land giga stacks on your coast
      More like a single giga stack once a decade that you can, worst case scenario, easily bait into a defensive battle on some mountain

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    vanilla? what do you need in a mod to make it "not vanilla"?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Diplomacy

      no, those cheat decisions to trade states in steamgroupmods are not diplomacy

      use the fricking reply function you morons

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Diplomacy

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    no, those cheat decisions to trade states in steamgroupmods are not diplomacy

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make me israelite.

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