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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    that hole looks inviting.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely don't understand how people are so upset about these things. They are incredibly inoffensive. I have yet to hear them say anything even approaching Marvel quipping.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's because it's such an unnecessary feature to have the game commenting to you about the goings-on in the game. I'd expect that in an RPG, but it's weird in a platformer.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're peak reddit.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please explain how.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally, and I do mean literally anyone who uses "muh reddit" as an adjective, and in fricking 2023 is moronic and has nothing worth to say. Don't bother.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            have a nice day. You know exactly what "Reddit" means when used as an adjective.

            Please explain how.

            Redditors are known to enjoy quippy meta humor, like what you'd find in superhero movies. The flower aligns pretty closely to that.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              NTA but your reply chain currently is
              >why do people dislike these? they are NOT marvel tier
              >"They're reddit"
              >how
              >"because they ARE marvel tier"
              like you just sound like a dumb fricking moron

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's just a lazy substitute for actual points of contention that a person might actually want to discuss and debate. i just want to hear a person's tastes and sensibilities, ask them to elaborate why, call them based if they agree with me or tell them to kill themselves if they don't. "Reddit" is just a term for insecure npcs who don't think they can stand by their arguments without buzzwords.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a different anon. You, too, should have a nice day.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just feel like breaking the fourth wall by having some flower shart out words in ameritard language while on the same screen Mario goes "WOWIE ZOWIE BING BING WAHOO" comes off as extremely forced and immersion breaking, it comes off as if the sole reason of adding this "feature" was to get NPCs react to le heckin talking flowerino on Youtube and Social Media.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ameritard language
            >speaks exclusively in buzzwords
            Take another swing at it, we're close to having an actual conversation between human beings

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would be tolerable if it was a couple of times per stage but its literally every 5 seconds there's a fricking flower saying something. It gets old really quickly and becomes annoying even faster.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Turn them off in the settings then.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can't.
          You MUST have either their voice on, or the text on. You cannot turn them off completely.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marvel has made people tired of quips in general so people have an aversion to them.

      There is a meaningful difference between these flowers and typical Marvel quips that IS significant - namely that the flowers typically are sincere and whimsical, while Marvel quipping is typically sarcastic and "self aware". But I don't ultimately fault people for just being tired of "funny one liners" in general.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I won't bother trying to give a long-winded, logical explanation, but they're just cringe, and if you didn't get that sensation of cringe you're part of the problem and need to kys you're self.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        they're cringe but there's cringier things in videogayming right now than talking flower in mario. get fricking real.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just say wholesome 100 we know you're desperately holding it back you homosexual.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna put ma dick init

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate these millennial flowers so much.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    10 times better in japanese

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      *worse
      How the frick can you like that horrible voice

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to be a special type of gay to play a Mario game in japanese.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The jap voice is exactly as annoying as English. German is the way.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SINGINGARU tbh NE? NANIIII?
      weebs are delusional

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i know japanese and they are just as a annoying

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The flower sounds even gaygier in japanese

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    =0

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they make the flowers so frickable

  8. 8 months ago
    Boco

    How can anyone hate these things. They're adorable.

    • 8 months ago
      DoctorGreen

      congrats, Boco. You just in invented botanophilia.

      • 8 months ago
        Boco

        Nah, that was already a thing. Like alarunes.

        • 8 months ago
          DoctorGreen

          uh. the more one knows

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your loss.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you consistently keep having the wrong opinions.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >soulless attempt to be like classic disney
    Nintendo sucks now

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ya know, it could have been worse.

    The original plan was a constant omniscient narrator that sarcastically comments on your every move.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we were robbed of Stanley's Parable kino
      It's not fair.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many fricking tripgays do we have on this board? I've had to filter like 5 in the last few days...

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Well that just happened", game
    🙁
    >"Well that just happened", Nintendo game
    😀

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the song level was a very kino level

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?tag=12
    what did Mario mean by this

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if every time you started writing a message on 4cham there'd be an anime girl in the corner that would make cool comments and cheer you on

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      why not just have your gf do that?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would block it like I do with the hats and shit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone start working on an extension RIGHT FRICKING NOW

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly most people here probably wouldn't hate it.

    • 8 months ago
      Boco

      You just reminded me of that thing I got that puts Roll in the corner of my window. Gotta turn that back on...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is essentially what ai will actually be used for on a consumer level i bet. buy a customizable ai and it makes chitchat/pulls your music up for you and shit.

      • 8 months ago
        Boco

        So, a NetNavi from MMBN?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >WOWIE ZOWIE YOU CALLED THAT ANON A Black person

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      haha yeah, how stupid would that be amirite?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait you guys don't have that too?

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone know if that mod that makes the flowers swear at you is downloadable somewhere?

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. No they aren't. Have you seen the game?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hasn't played level 2 yet

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet if you kissed one it would get flustered, stutter, and wait expectantly for you to do it again

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"They sing now?"
    >...
    >"They sing now."

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