are those $20 NES clones legit or pieces of junk?

are those $20 NES clones legit or pieces of junk?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's literally a NES, just as shitty as the original but plays the games and outputs composite, what more do you need?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yea

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's a shitty emulator on a chip that will play basic stuff like SMB or Balloon Fight but chokes on more exotic mapper setups like MMC5 or 4 screen mirroring.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Those are not emulators, those are just Nintendos on chips, NOACs.
      It's no emulation, it's not FPGA, it's literally just all NES chips on a single silicon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're "NES-On-A-Chip" clones. They won't play everything, but they are real hardware and you get the benefits of that. Considering how cheap they are, they're a pretty good deal. Clone consoles and a few chinese multi-carts is really not a bad way to /vr/.

      Hardware clones are not emulators.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it based on older Chinese NES clone hardware?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      NOACs have largely been the same for at least a decade, probably more. There's a couple different variations with minor differences, I think particularly in sound, I could be misremembering. The NOAC itself is an extremely mature platform at this point, irrespective of it's relationship to the NES. Some games with more advanced mappers like Castlevania III typically have issues, but if you're into weird Chinese shit, all those games are actually coded for NOACs and some won't run on real NESs, ironically.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        One of the more common NES clones that I have come across is the PowerGames Penguin console thing. Which has glowing red eyes when you turn it on. But it does play NES and Famicom cartridges, but does have some compatibility issues, like all of them generally do. For 20$ It is what it is.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The Penguin is legendary among Famiclone collectors, I have the multicart that came with one, but didn't buy the penguin when I had the chance.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >

            One of the more common NES clones that I have come across is the PowerGames Penguin console thing. Which has glowing red eyes when you turn it on. But it does play NES and Famicom cartridges, but does have some compatibility issues, like all of them generally do. For 20$ It is what it is. (You)
            >The Penguin is legendary among Famiclone collectors, I have the multicart that came with one, but didn't buy the penguin when I had the chance.

            These use to be a lot more common. Like things I would come across in thrift stores, and whatever. I have seen them maybe 2-3 times. But maybe they are harder to come by now? IDK. But it is a NES clone.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i'd buy that just for the looks

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They're from very prolific Famiclone manufacturer SUBOR, who still make (non-penguin, unfortunately) models today.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >but if you're into weird Chinese shit, all those games are actually coded for NOACs and some won't run on real NESs, ironically
        The most likely explanation for this is that the Famiclones don't require refresh of the OAM table (I know the Dendy did not) so those games will fail on a real NES.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they are ok, i used a retro duo for years until it randomly stopped working

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think mate

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any good NES/Fami clone models to specifically keep an eye out for? Or are they all more or else on par with each other in terms of quality?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have my original NES from when it came out, and it still works. How many years is that? 38 years ago? Still works. I doubt whatever OP posted stops working in no more than a couple years.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wonder if mysterious chinese bootleggers will ever move to SNES or higher

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought SNES clones already existed for quite some time now, and not Analogue shit either.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They do, but I think they're multi-chip affairs, there's no "Super NOAC" that I'm aware of. From what I've seen they work quite well and many have S-video.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I had this, it was a piece of trash that just randomly worked on the best day. The controllers were trash too, idk maybe others have had more pleasant experience with it but I was glad as hell when I pieced together an snes.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a working NES is like 50$ tops, why would you bother with this crap when you have to use real NES controllers and cartridges with it anyway?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >a working NES is like 50$ tops
      It's not 2015, anon. And the NES is just a badly designed machine, a cartridge system shouldn't require constant maintenance. Every Famicom I've ever owned has been 100% functional 100% of the time, even the ones that look like they come from a mahjong parlor.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Every Famicom I've ever owned has been 100% functional 100% of the time, even the ones that look like they come from a mahjong parlor.
        In my experience Japanese take a lot better care of their stuff than Westerners. Do you know how many gross and disgusting PS1s I've seen before?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Agreed, and yeah I've cleaned my fair share of disgusting north american consoles.

          Famiclones work ok as long as you just want to play Ice Climber or Castlevania (can't count on exotic cartridge hardware working) but the PSUs are sometimes junk and the PCBs aren't always good quality; often they have shitty caps or poor quality traces or solder joints.

          We're talking about the super low quality ultra mass produced chinese electronics, I think lousy components and workmanship are expected. That said, there's virtually nothing inside a NOAC Famiclone to break, it's a glob, controller connectors, and Power and AV jacks.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the hyperkin one with av / hdmi is serviceable

    runs of 5v so portable cellphone charger could work in the middle of the forest

    other than that I see zero advantages
    just buy the real shit anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >runs of 5v so portable cellphone charger could work in the middle of the forest
      what the actual frick are you doing with your electronics anon

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Famiclones work ok as long as you just want to play Ice Climber or Castlevania (can't count on exotic cartridge hardware working) but the PSUs are sometimes junk and the PCBs aren't always good quality; often they have shitty caps or poor quality traces or solder joints.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      whatever. they're so cheap as to be essentially disposable. one breaks, you buy another one.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they're legit pieces of shit. Also that controller looks fricking terrible

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what's the target audience for these things now?
    poor kids would rather have a smart phone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      people who want to play NES games for cheap with actual tactile controls

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That seems like it would be 90% white or Japanese people over 30 if not 40.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You aren't wrong, but that's the kind of audience that probably has enough money to mess around and buy stuff like this, whether they still own real hardware, want a clone but not enough money to buy an AVS or Analogue NT Mini + games for it, or who knows.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know the Dendy was confirmed to work with MMC5 but NOACs may not.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had a Retron HD and it wasn't what I wanted. At best the sounds and colors were noticeably wrong but the game was playable. AVS was worth the money.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I generally avoid HDMI clones, as I have a better scaler than whatever shit is built in. That said, I love my AVS.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      for the price it cannot be beat
      also has AV for crtgays

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I know the NES color palette is a little hard to pin down because different displays and PPU revisions varied slightly in the colors but the sound shouldn't be.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a question as to what of the 6-7 or so PPU revisions NOACs are copying. But I'd guess the common Rev E or G is most likely.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The same console will have different colors from TV to TV. It's less of an issue with the SNES since it uses RGB so colors are much more consistent.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the sound is exactly why chiptune gays use original hardware anonkun

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I bet it didn't even work with LaGrange Point.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is there a specific technical reason why NOACs choke on MMC5? they're supposedly a complete NES on a chip not software emulation

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It might be the cartridge slot not having all the wiring necessary for stuff like MMC5 but I don't know specifically.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what do you want out of this anon? why dont you just use your PC?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I guess the main selling point is that it's a hardware clone of the NES it's not emulation, even though they tend to only want to work with basic common mapper setups.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        if it's not an original NES, it's emulation.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    More modern ones are probably better. The one I have could not play Castlevanaia 3, but it has been reported the recent ones with native HDMI output can play CV3 without issue. While I would prefer the real thing, the clones get the job done when you're on a budget.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The first Everdrives couldn't do MMC5 either.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i have a bootleg zoga toploader
    it does the job

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, tell me after all this shit, someone just invented a new 72 pin connector. Not some pressure sensitive shit. it seems easy enough, after everything else, there has to be one.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're shitty, but they allow anyone with even a slight interest in retro to enjoy it on a TV without needing to set up a PC emulator or pay the price for legitimate hardware. They're OK in my book.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    are you guys talking about american based famiclones when you say they struggle to play more complex/bigger games? i had famiclones as a kid (as in they used japanese famicom carts) and they played everything i threw at it just fine.

    i can't imagine the technology has gotten worse all these decades later.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You might have had an older one that still had a separate CPU/PPU as opposed to the single chip NOACs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There are cheaper ways nowadays to produce them than back then, but the quality's also worse, not that the manufacturers give a shit.

      Namely, using a NOAC.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh well, can't say I feel bad about Nintendo having their shit copied to frick seeing as to how the Famicom used a bootlegged 6502 and a reverse engineered TMS9918.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ricoh made a pirated 6502 and also disabled the BCD mode to circumvent patent laws.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My understanding was that they were a licensed 6502 second source but for Japan only; disabling BCD mode was necessary to be able to sell it internationally and not pay Commodore royalties.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have an old twinclone that does NES and SNES. It's servicable if you don't have the original hardware it just won't play every game properly and some games won't play at all. If it's all you can get or you want something so you don't have to drag your original hardware out of storage it'll do.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it just won't play every game properly and some games won't play at all.
      Why not just emulate at that point?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nta, but for me emulation is a last choice. I'm not hatin it's just my preference, I've got a ps classic and 3 thumb drives just for games I'll never get but want to play.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If you are implying the ps classic is not emulation you are wrong.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not, I was trying to say that I do use emulation when I have to buy prefer the real stuff. Ps classic is my cheap emulator box.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >are those $20 NES clones all the same
    Of course not silly little child

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I guess the newer NOACs are better and can actually use MMC5.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CV3 is the only of the 20 MMC5 games that you need to play anyway, the rest are skippable.

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