Are we ready to admit that this was peak?

Are we ready to admit that this was peak?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no crossover with Judge Dredd
    False advertisement.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Super metroid is unbeatable but yes, dread was very fun.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only reason to like super over dread is nostalgia.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This but unironically.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Good news. I wasn't being ironic.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no the exploration is way better in super, i beat it for the first time 3 years ago so my opinion isn't muddied by nostalgia its just the better game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This but unironically.

        Not really, the map is much better. Are you mad/jealous because Fusion or Federation Force were your first entries, while other me and others actually played Super Metroid on release?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You've made up an entire scenario by yourself so I can only assume engaging with you further would be a waste.
          Have a good day.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only reason to like dread over super is contrarianism

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone know if there's a version (fan remake etc) of Super I can play that makes the controls less clunky? I've beaten it like 3 or 4 times but after Zero, Fusion, Dread, Returns etc, it's hard going back to pressing select like 7000 times in an average playthrough. And I'm having no luck at all convincing the next generation to play it.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    too railroaded and linear, AM2R is peak it combines the best aspects of every Metroid

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >emi
    It's mid

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Having recently replayed Super, Fusion, Prime, and Dread, I can say it's definitely number two, but Super is just better. I can describe why, only that it "feels" better.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the feel comes from art, both the pixel art and DEFINITELY the music are better in Super. Dread's lack of bangers is a goddamn travesty.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yup. Can only remember the stinger that goes when you encounter those QTE buttholes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      super feels miserable to play though. underwater movement, the floatiest jump known to man, terrible aiming controls, mashing select to equip your weapons

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not true you just gotta get used to it i had 0 problems with getting into the game i just tried it to test my snes emulator and ended up playing it for hours also there is noting wrong with the jumping it souds like you got input lag our something

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you want to say the exploration or the atmosphere is better than say that but no one will take you seriously when you say super doesn't feel like shit to actually play.

      super feels miserable to play though. underwater movement, the floatiest jump known to man, terrible aiming controls, mashing select to equip your weapons

      It's just a nostalgia gay pretending he "suddenly discovered super!"

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dread is easily the 2nd weakest 2D Metroid after SR

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      clarify

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It saved the franchise so I have to hate it on principle.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that is outright stupid

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm wacky

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It checks all of the boxes, and is a very good game, while somehow being really bland and unappealing compared to everything else in the series.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was a bit too linear but holy shit did this game control well. Can anyone post a game with better controls?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >holy shit did this game control well
      lol
      lmao

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    peak of what? super, prime 1, prime 2, zero mission and arguably prime 3 are all better

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every 2D metroid is good except Fusion.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want Super with Dread's controls

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You would absolutely rape the bosses in super with dreads controls.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes and winning is the fun part of games

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like the idea but I would want the bosses to get overhauled a little to accommodate the better movement. Half the fun was overcoming how cracked the fights have gotten.

          >caged sa-x
          where you under the impression that in fusion the SA-X was just stalking you about the map?

          He never actually played fusion so he doesn't know how it works beyond what a YouTube essay would say.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gameplay was mostly great. Except for all of the Cinematics that pop off when you parry bosses and EMMI in it's entirety being a shittier caged SA-X.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >caged sa-x
      where you under the impression that in fusion the SA-X was just stalking you about the map?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No. But it came out in suspensful moments. Chased you to a location you could get away or hide.
        EMMI is stuck in a box. That you know the layout of and the total area they can move around in. You feel no tension with EMMI. They are a mild inconvenient when they marketed it as a sort of horror you have to deal with.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You gays are missing out not playing AM2R, just saying. Don't cuck yourselves out of the best 2D Metroid experience out there. Still an active community making mods.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What mods do you recommend?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't you mean beak?

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