Are we seriously going to ignore the elephant in the room?
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The trannies?
Mario if he ________
Was an elephant
Babar
republican
dobbed up
PROOOH 😀
please don't pull from the trunk
WABOOO :DDD
PRÖÖÖH PRÖÖÖH WAHÖÖÖÖÖ :DDD
woke up late this mornin', a storm was really rollin', frogs and dogs were raining from the skyyyyy
made in templeos with intrepolation (better than realism edition).
>God likes elephants
>therefore god likes Mario
Snoys btfo again thanks based Terry
Benjamin Blumchen
More like
>T'OROOOOOOO
>Japan and Germany getting back together
Uh oh.
They should make Peach's cake real.
They are still selling these and they taste absolutely amazing. Nobody remembers Benjamin but everyone knows this cake.
dumbo
a penis in his head
Republican
was imitating your mom
trans
real
sexy
realephant
>room
He's clearly outside, moron.
PUT IT BACK
I thought it was based on Dendy the russian NES. Nintendo foreshadowing russia's
isn't this from a vinesauce stream
Its sprite got reused for Crypt World.
I see wat you did there, OP
>ignore
>he wasn't there for the Ganker meltdown
>inflation
>now
We had it since world
Only for males, and even in Mario Maker 2 only Toadette can use the P balloon, there is zero chance the elephant power up will affect Peach or Daisy
anon, we only had mario and luigi playable in world
why the frick are you using MM2, a game where you only play as the NSMB cast?
I imagine Luigi would will get a Giraffe power up. Yoshi, Peach and Daisy are up in the air. Maybe toad will get a mouse power-up? It deoends it they want to have power-ups with unique functiona that fit with the character. I imagine Elephant Mario as a more powerful ground pound.
need the pic in the background for fap reasons
Sorry, I was looking at the other elephant.
this is gonna be the new Bowsette, isn't?
Not even close. Maybe with furries but not most audiences.
Nah, elephants are too niche in the furry community. There's going to be some art, given the novelty, but it won't last long.
SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX. SEX.
In my region there's a road safety campaign called the elephant in the wheatbelt and now I can't get out of my head the image of Mario dying in a horrible car crash
What was he thinking at this particular moment?
mama mia
zowie
>I WISH MY PARENTS STAYED IN SICILY
>What was he thinking at this particular moment?
Wahoo ! I can suck myself with my own nose
I read that as “Wahoo! I can suck my own nose”
>OH N-
Oh boy another 2d mario game!
do you think that elephant peach gets embrassed when her poos stuck and have elephant mario dig it out
sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha
and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of elephant peach trying to poop while she looks nervous or embrassed
i just want to see it for a few laughs haha
another thing i am wondering is what do you think her elephant poops would taste like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to taste them
oh no!
How could he get out of that situation?
If we're following Mario 64 rules just take off the hat.
Just keep shitting into the pipe until it eventually fills and lifts him up.
>fat guy squeezing into something he can't fit in
HELP IM DEVELOPING A FETISH HOW DO I STOP IT
I DONT WANT TO BE A DEGEN
but it's in the cover
>it's another Santa got stuck in the chimney episode
nothing you can do, its natural.
There's some art where the actual image will be SFW, yet you still know the artist normally draws porn just by looking at it. This is one of those images.
c-cute
Has any video game music ever caused normies to cry and piss their pants more than this?
Maybe this comes close but its hard to top the audacity of making a song to emphasize just how much of a big fat obese frick you are.
>that navel indent
It beckons my penis to explore its depths...
You sure? I cant guanrtee youll return.
It's worth the risks.
I couldnt agree more.
GIWTWM
Those nipples have their own zip code.
https://twitter.com/StompsYeen/status/1671964521777475584?s=20
>Those pics of Bowser and Glamwiener Freddy
He has come a long way and I'm happy for him improving his art. That said, his guys are always perfect. Speaking of Glamwiener, I miss the constant Glamrock Freddy pics.
I'm getting popcorn. dis gon be gud. And as much as I hate homosexuals bara is just too fricking hilarious in my opinion. Like, all homosexualry is disgusting and vile, but bara somehow horseshoe wraps back around to being fricking hilarious.
why do you want us to talk about your mother?
I didn't realize this but isn't this the first time mario actually transforms into an animal rather than wearing a costume?
Pretty sure he turned into a fish at some point.
post it
It's nearly like Mario Odyssey is based on this
that's possession, not transformation. those are not powerups
The entirety of Mario Odyssey
From a Power-Up, yes.
If one doesn't count Capturing.
proooooot 😀
i dont get it
No one does, half the Mario memes are not supposed to be underrstood, you are supposed to just feel them.
elephant is symbol of republican, donkey is symbol of democrat
Aren't elephants regarded as one of the smartest animals while donkeys are a symbol of stupidity? What did they mean by that? Why would they choose symbols like this?
>Aren't elephants regarded as one of the smartest animals while donkeys are a symbol of stupidity
That's why the party animals make sense.
frick mario
mario if he american
mario if he sexy
Dobson won
anon, dobsons been off the internet for years now, it's time to move on.
>Yoshi is playable
>Elephant Yoshi
haha that'd be pretty embarrassing
Babar Bros eating like KINGS tonight
uhm sweaty that's a problematic colonialist character
Babario 🙂
Why is his snout so thick
>bowser grabs mario by the trunk and spins him around
would be so kino
>zowie
>zow
>zou
>zou is japanese for elephant
Yeah, let that sink in.
he thicc
Ich bin nicht Mario
Ich bin...Benjamin...Benjamin Blumchen
Nein, hier ist Patrick!
but bowser elephant
yes they are
cause they are alreay dead for the most part
WHOA! BIG!
Say the mushroom he eats has a rare genetic mutation that only takes his transformation this far, and is irreversible.
What would mario do
>not wanting to pound peach as a giant elephant man
are you gay anon?
haha what if elephant peach got succ'd into the clear pipe and got stuck like augustus gloop
will this finally increase furry pachyderm porn?
Already has.
okay but teen bowser jr? is he legal now?
What's the age of consent in the Mushroom Kingdom?
Fungi don't ask for consent.
Toads reproduce asexually via spores, they have no need for laws on the age of consent. Or sexual consent in general really. And who is going to bring up an assault charge, the closest thing you're going to get, on somebody attacking a soldier from an invading army?
So really the question isn't if he's legal or not, it's if you can keep him pinned.
Bowser Jr is being possessed by something akin to dark matter
It'd be kino if he becomes playable after his boss fight.
bowser jr is safe horny
dont care already jerked it to bara porn of this design
>Super Mario Bros Wonder
>Wonderland
>caterpillar buddy
>psychedelic shit
>body changes
yeah
If you were to tell me 2 days ago that the direct was gonna cause an influx of Elephant TF porn I would have said you were full of shit. God dammit.
We live in strange times. Imagine being told 5 years ago that the hypest games of 2023 would be Zelda breath of the wild mixed with Garry's mod and No man's sky made by Bethesda. What would your reaction be.
I'd have called bullshit, just like I'm calling bullshit about that right now.
mario if his wiener was 5 foot long
are elephant men hot
only one way to find out
You tell me
I love elephants so much... The only animals I love more than elephants are mammoths and I lowkey hope that this elephant marios thing would increase the amount of mammoth art somewhat.
Why didn't mario get memed into being a trump supporter?
DADDY!!
Mario’s a Zappa fan?
poggers mario
POG?
why is this a meme? it's not funny, jesus do you guys even have a personality or are you only capable of spamming whatever twitter regurgitates?
It's an excuse for bara furgays to jerk off to picrel but as an obese elephant. And fat Peach/Daisy.
I bet dd and juuls came and shit their pants when they saw this
People who think it's fetishistic are just projecting degenerates. Japanese people love messing with Mario's proportions and making him look funny. Remember Weird Mario?
>moron sees animal transformation
>immediately labels it as inflation
Why are you all so fricking stupid? Do you even understand that words have meaning?
Everyone here jerk offs to such to a smorgasbord of moronic degenerate fetishes that it all just morphs into 1 ultimate moronic degenerate fetish
>unironic normalgays using labels they don't understand
say it ain't so
There's still an element of inflation to it, or at least weight gain, given the character's proportions change.
Inflation is with air... it's about becoming a tight balloon... learn your deviantart degeneracy, it may save your life
Not always true. Sometimes inflation is used as a catch-all term to describe any character adopting a rounded physique, regardless if there's a pump or air cannister involved.
>source: crackpipe
Then they're using it wrong because that's just weight gain. No they're not the same thing
Rounded =/= Fat
Figured you would know that.
>source: I'm a furry artist
Weight gain(non-vore) is best fetish btw.
Only in fiction. I hate people who do it irl, usually fricking redditors. Draw all the fat elephants you want but don't use my fricking taxes to fix your self-inflicted cardiovascular blockages you burden.
I mean, I like IRL weight gain to a certain extent.
The only one I condone is Nikocado because at least he's a hilarious train wreck.
There was that other weight gainer, I forgot his name but he was one of the bigger (no pun intended) names in the game. Pretty sure he was more than 400lbs, filmed videos of himself eating 10 lots of mcdonalds in one sitting. When he died, his family got stuck with all his medical bills. Disgusting homosexual.
I hate both of those gays. I just like a nice guy that takes good care of himself and has a 300lb belly to cuddle with.
>takes good care of himself
>300lbs belly
I didn't say I had any realistic expectations of finding said man.
Oh, in my autism I realize you might mean I want a guy with a belly that weighs 300lbs alone. I mean a 300lbs guy WITH a nice belly. My bad.
You cant be healthy and weigh 300lbs you stupid homosexual
No, I'm just picky about specifics. Obviously it isn't yhe healthiest, but neither is drinking and doing pot. Granted I don't do pot, but still if the guy works out with weights it isn't a bad situation.
300lbs is obese as frick unless you're a giant. You sound like those "health at every size" b***hes.
>coombrains are moronic
surprised?
>dr mr bowser i hate u and u are weird and i dont appriceate you 🙂
no cap
>the thread from yesterday that immediately turned into an elephant furry porn thread after getting sent to /trash/
Based
DuRrRrRr?/?/?/ ThIs Is InFlaTiOn!1!1!1!1!
He's filled with air, not fat
And im filled with cum.
personally, I blame Biden for this, inflation wasn't this bad under Trump
Elephants have prehensile wieners.
MAMA MIA! IT'S-A MOUSE! LUIGI, GET-A THE BROOM!
Imagine if he sat on her haha
>could've used any rodent enemy from other Mario titles like Li'l Mousers or Skipsqueeks
>Nope, just use the one-ear deisgn of Ashley from that stupid meme
Anons treated me like I was crazy for being attracted to Mario and for wanting content of him that fulfills my fetishes. Now suddenly everyone is making haha ironic fetish posts about him and tons of fetish porn? Does the internet have no principles?
You're still crazy. I just like seeing cute girls getting deformed into weird creatures.
>would rather look at deformed weird creatures than cute girls
gay
Same here to the T.
Twitterhomosexuals have no sincerity, no spine. They only will mindlessly consume what the artgay mafia peddles with the inch of safe horny they stretched to a mile and continue milking it for instant gratification.
>Does the internet have no principles?
Of course not.
>Twitterhomosexuals
It happens here too. Then again, I wonder how much of the modern Ganker userbase is from twitter
That's enough, Proboscis Mario!
Reminder that this was revealed thE 06/21 of this years.
>e621
Coincidence? I think NOT.
Tendie Tendie quite so trendy
Easy are you to offendy
The big mean snoy comes around
To make you seething and make you frown
You act like a child and look like a clown
Even Xbots put you down
Games, games, games you scream and cry
But they’re just pedo simulators to snoys and I
So drink the bleach and eat the pods
While onlookers cheer and bet the odds
He kinda looks like he got body-swapped with Sonic.
I like the fact Mario's more expressive, but I don't like some of his expressions. I know it's meant to be determined, but it looks too fierce for Mario. His whole thing is how happy-go-lucky he is, he wahoo yahoos with glee through even the grimmest scenarios.
Dude is running at a considerable speed, that not only has to be exhausting for a body, but also you have to account for the wind hitting the face. If anything, mario should be squinting his eyes too.
I'm ready.
Did gou accidentally post an ant instead of an elephant?
I'm not signing into Deviantart for that. Post the big version coward.
I'm not a furry fat elephant women are not hot
I'm not a furry fat elephant women are not hot
What if the elephant thing was Mario only, what animals would everybody else turn into
The apple is clearly shaped to resemble an elephant. It's an elephant power-up.
Weird that they didn't make it peanut themed
Most likely but it's also specifically red, and the other characters get their own shaped powerups
because it's an apple.
The Super Mushroom, Super Leaf and Super Acorns are red too, Why do they work on other characters?
I just ignore the elephant in the room
he just wants attention
Why is Mario a Republican?
If the super crown turns people into Peach, what happens to Peach when she wears one? Is she already wearing one and we don't know it?
She turns into Peach.
The crown makes her the Ultimate form of Peach, but unlike dumbass fanfiction it goes away when she gets hit
That power-up only exists as cope for not having playable Peach, Wonder spilts the difference by giving everyone a parachute and eliminating Peach's dress float for this game.
>gamers now love built fat men
what happened?
'ick on 'eck spam mindbroke everyone
but that guy just looks fat
not really any muscle
>sixpack on fat
bad artist
>not really any muscles
he's pretty built tho
is that really him?
why didnt you invite me to your grill, chernobog
I want to jerk off on his chubby ass so bad..
would grope his boobies (Bowser moobies) from behind
>lizards
>moobs
>MAGA Mario
Trannies BTFO again by nintendo
Nobody's ignoring it. This picture (posted by spam bots obviously, not real people) has been posted here 100s of times since yesterday to sell the game. I didn't even see the direct and came here first and there were probably 7 threads of mario as an elephant. It's really not that interesting so it is apparent as a marketing campaign.
>the mushroom kingdom has a parade
>peach accidentally forgets to get the big balloon mascots
>the toads decide to strip her clothes off and forcefeed her both an elephant apple and p balloon
>her fat naked body is paraded all over town
That's pretty hot.
Why would Peach be in charge of the balloons when that's clearly something to be delegated to a Toad organizing the parade?
She wanted to do it
this, what a stupid premise, immersion ruined, boner gone.
sasuga nintendo
how to fetishized becoming a republican...
Ha ha ha ha!
That's so funny anon, you must be the first person online ever to have made that joke.
This image means so much to me.
the gang's all together
What fetish will Nintendo do next?
This one
I could go for some meaty clean paws.
God damn...
Sauce?
https://e621.net/posts/1810685?
Thanks
Slime inflation (to me)
Anything but mine.
FTM TF
prostitute
>Good thing I found a magic balloon!
Years of merciless goomba megadeth and smash combat has taken a toll. He never was the same after Subspace Emissary. Emotions he bottled up during the NSMB era have returned like a pendulum of fierce tbhned fate.