are you a bad enough dude to save the presidents daughter?

are you a bad enough dude to save the presidents daughter?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    no
    *dies*

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally me

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    depends on whether the spaniards trying to stop me can tank a dozen shots to the face without staggering because I haven't stood still for 5 seconds or not

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      cope

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The absolute state of remakelets. I just got done playing the remake and that shit absolutely ruined any enjoyment I had. There's a place for that shit in the less actiony REs, but that shit is cancer in a game where you have to kill waves of enemies.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The absolute state of remakelets. I just got done playing the remake and that shit absolutely ruined any enjoyment I had. There's a place for that shit in the less actiony REs, but that shit is cancer in a game where you have to kill waves of enemies.

      I'm glad you guys admit that you don't actually upgrade your guns without realizing you're admitting such

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        And I'm glad all the people saying this admit that they only played on normal mode and thus didn't beat the game.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I beat the game on Professional, upgrade your Power to max and you'll always stagger with one bullet, RARELY two if it's an enemy that turns into plagas

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Okay maybe ,my post is a little disingenuous, you're not going to be able to one shot stagger enemies with the TMP or Bolt Thrower, but pistols and shotguns will still do so.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >bro just upgrade everything to max then the stagger mechanic will function
            Imagine thinking this is acceptable balance

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Play on hard mode
              >wtf why is the game hard
              >no I will not use the merchant to make myself more powerful to combat the game's difficulty

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Weapon upgrades are literally a game mechanic both here and in the original.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only if the controls aren’t shit.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would just grab the phone and tell saddler that he should let the plagas breed with ashley and/or just throw her into the mother plagas to merge her with some weird shit like a dog or something.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes if you mean save her from being a virgin

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    President doesn't have a daughter, he has an embarassment of a son. Seriously, nobody gets busted for lying on a 4473 form.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes I have played through Resident Evil 4 over a hundred times and its remake at least twice. I'm working on a third after Separate Ways came out.
    I also put in a shitload of time in Mercenaries, but that's neither here nor there.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I want to do anything for the pr*sident?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's your patriotic duty to ensure the Graham bloodline continues

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Wait a minute
        >*takes off mask*
        >*in unison* Chris Redfield?!
        >and I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling BSAA agents

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Simping for hereditary bloodlines is Old World nonsense that doesn't belong in America. How often do you worship George Washington's progeny? Do you even know who his descendants are? The president is just a normal citizen, and should be thought of as such once he is out of office. Post-presidential lifetime protections and veneration as if they're an aristocrat shouldn't be a thing, they should go back to living in the suburbs and working 9-5 like the rest of us

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tuis is coming from a country where all higher political offices are switched between dynasties that gave mostly been around since that countries founding lmao

          Those nips have a better grasp of your society than you jose

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            We're talking about America, buckaroo. Not Spain

            Bush, Clinton, Soros, etc. Democracy has always been dominated by certain families. The sooner you discard this wretched "American way" the better you'll be.

            >Bush family
            Only a century old
            >Clinton family
            Bill was the first major figure in the family, his dad was a travelling salesman and his grandparents were farmers
            >Soros
            Not American.

            >nuu you need to do it our way
            Seething third worlder who can't stand that a colonial backwater was able to do more in 250 years than your shithole could manage in 2500

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bush, Clinton, Soros, etc. Democracy has always been dominated by certain families. The sooner you discard this wretched "American way" the better you'll be.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            LARPing as Saddler on a basket weaving forum isn't going to help you convince people to conform to your way of thinking

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a bad enough dude to risk getting a 3day vacation by saying she needs a bbc asap

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the whole plan was to use Ashley as a Trojan horse to infect the US government, why does Saddler stop Leon from escaping after he finds her at the church? She was already infected. All he had to do was let them leave and his goal is accomplished.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't she tell Leon they injected her with something almost right away? She did in the original, dunno about the remake. Leon would let the US authorities know, she'd be examined and the plagas removed. They wanted Ashley to stay there long enough for the plagas to take over, then she could say she was fine, they'd give her a perfunctory exam that wouldn't turn up anything and no one would be the wiser as she went about her mission.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They had to wait for it to fully mature while still in range of the master plagas. Otherwise the alternative is sending them back early and then somehow getting Saddler or someone else with a master species close to the White House.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm downloading RE4 VR right now so maybe

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >impoverished Spanish peasant woman hugs me too hard
    >die
    sorry Ashley

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only if she's a mouse

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a cute red scarf they gave her in the remake, shame it got ditched along with the jacket. Stupid necklace doesn't make up for it at all.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK YOU I JUST LOST THE GAME YOU Black person I HAD A TWO YEAR STREAK

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Nu-Ashley is a sweet girl who deserve to be saved

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      In fact ever since I've played Remake, I've been feeling reluctant to fap to Butcha-u's work. It wasn't like that before

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Ashley Graham

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    if is his daughter yes, but for his older sister like in the remake no

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remakes are dogshit. RE 2,3 & 4 remakes are trash. Just play the original.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to be a bad dude though. I want to be a good dude.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      cuck

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ashley if she rat

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Leon your pants are falling

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        they were fricking a second ago

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well they're falling fricking now, too

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. I would've died along with the cops.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    daughter: saved
    overtime: rejected
    left hand: came off
    no way: way

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'M BAD!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember when they fought Bin Laden over a decade ago.

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