>”Are you all ready to learn how to make a videogame?”
>Elden Ring nodded
>Mario 64 bit his nails
>Final Fantasy 7 shivered
>Hollow Knight sweated
>The Last of Us Part II gulped
>Marvel Vs Capcom 2 passed out
>“yes, Tears of the Kingdom for the Switch” they all said in unison
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man, some times you say the most homosexualy shit
And the award for best Game Direction goes to….
What does gaming have to do with anal awakening?
elden Ring completely logged BOTW
Shadows of the erdtree will be a more substantial dlc and will still be half the price of TOTK
Shadow of the Erdtree will have more unique enemies, bosses, minibosses, weapons and spells than BOTW+TOTK combined.
BotW was Nintendo's first attempt at a modern open world game and they arguably made one of the best video games of all time.
Their 2nd attempt, TotK, shows Nintendo's steps to improve content, dungeons, combat, boss battles, emergent gameplay, exploration and rewards.
Things are looking good. We're approaching video game perfection here. I can't wait to see how Nintendo build on this.
Based and redpilled.
Reminder that Nintendo won more awards for more games than any other developer at The Game Awards.
>Their 2nd attempt, TotK, shows Nintendo's steps to improve content, dungeons, combat, boss battles, emergent gameplay, exploration and rewards.
None of these were improved.
>None of these were improved.
Yes they were. Cope harder.
Botw only exists because of Xenoblade X, not the first attempt at all
their improvement was doubling down on every aspect of Breath, including its padding.
for the length it takes to develop these, it should have far more unique content and puzzles
6 years
Same map
elden ring is a complete joke of an open world game with zero design ambition
totk is a programming and design achievement and its only fault is that its audience is too low IQ to appreciate it
>zero design ambition
yeah as if the Siofra River Well vista didn't mog every moment in Breath of the Wild
>whoa...look at this heckin' epic vista...just like in my heckin' epic movies...so broad...:OO *rollspams*
nintendo failed to account for the clot
Well Nintendo remembered to take into account the fat women who would enjoy the Studio Ghibli art style and eating food for health.
yeah good thing it's a video game and not a movie though right?
??? You think only movies are capable of quality like Elden Ring?
man how fricking low is your IQ lol
You'll get to play Elden Ring someday. Just have a little faith. There are vistas much larger than Breath of the Wild which was probably the first game you ever played.
yeah but I don't give a frick about le vistas I'm not a mongoloid like you seem to be
I want a VIDEO GAME where the way I approach the fricking VIDEO GAME changes fundamentally with its structure
elden ring is worse than sekiro and its open world doesn't change how it PLAYS
botw was a cute pseudo-functional programming display but totk actually gives you the tools to literally do anything if you're not a mouth breather
the OPEN WORLD design doesn't just extend to some worthless eye candy the game itself is OPEN and that's key
so sorry you took the jab though then again you probably always were as dumb as a Black person
Yikes tendies go feral when people don't like their goyslop....
>I don't give a frick about le vistas
Isn't the whole open world argument the "see that mountain? you can heckin climb it like my fat ass can't irl"
no
Well Elden Ring wasn't designed for the Minecraft audience, if that's what has you upset
So you're saying the Open World in Elden Ring is pointless and has no reason to exist?
Sure we can talk about how games would be improved without open world
I like open world
ER is an actual video game with 90 unique bosses and 150+ unique enemy types while TOTK is closer to fricking Death Stranding in terms of "le hecking walking sim with building blocks" meant for the Roblox audience.
elden ring sucks ass dude. zelda is way more fun. fromsoft makes the most kino aesthetic and then ruins it with the most dogshit gameplay you can possibly imagine. you have to be a hardcore masochist to derive any kind of gratification from souls games.
You just suck bro. But it’s ok because Nintendo makes games for people of your skill level (eight year old children) so everyone gets to be happy!
>fomsoft makes the most kino aesthetic and then ruins it with the most dogshit gameplay you can possibly imagine
>zelda is way more fun.
lol
lmao even
Faked footage. Sad.
Erd of the shadowtree
ff7 shits all over that game
If that’s true why is the remake releasing as far away from Zelda as possible hmmm
As far as possible? This is like totk delaying for elden ring.
>totk delaying for elden ring.
Elden Ring couldn't even compete with BotW never mind TotK.
Some random list is proof that totk is better than elden ring? Are you 12 lol
BotW is better than Elden Ring. You're just seething on Ganker in a Zelda thread.
>totk sucks
>yeah well botw is better than elden ring
Lol.....tendies man....
BotW and TotK both rape Elden Ring.
This is why you're in a Zelda thread seething like frick. Feels good.
Make a thread about Minecraft being better than Elden Ring and I'll migrate there
Get a job bro
Baldur's Gate won
BotW won and that’s okay
Doesn’t mean other games aren’t good