Are you Body 1 or Body 2?

Are you Body 1 or Body 2, Ganker?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You will never be body 2.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm body 75

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What’s even the point of this? If you asked your friend what their character is they’re gonna say guy or a girl. No one’s ever gonna say body 2.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because blizzard is going through a sexism shitshow in court and blizzard is filled with these progressive types every time they say "lets do X its more inclusive" no manager can say no. If they say no the person who suggests it will tell a gaming website and then it will be another shitshow over nothing.

      long story short the wrong people have control of blizzard now through woke blackmail so instead of good intelligent game design we get this pointless menial shit no one cares about.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Femoids working at Blizzard started a whole #METOO shitshow on twitter.
      twitter canceled Blizzard
      Now Blizzard is trying to be woke as frick so the outrage mob doesn't go after them anymore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not just that, but the implication is already there that it's just Male/Female anyway.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're so close. You'd answer with your pronouns, not your body.

      Just like your schlubby ass isn't Arnold Schwarzenegger but we still let you call yourself a man.

      This is easy, Anon. Keep up.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Normal people? They ignore it and continue to live their lives.

        rightoid 'everything makes me a victim!' weak minded idiots? They complain like fricking tools.

        shut up troony

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cultural marxism

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Normal people? They ignore it and continue to live their lives.

      rightoid 'everything makes me a victim!' weak minded idiots? They complain like fricking tools.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Damn those rightoids, forcing arbitrary "A or B" instead of naturalistic sexual terms in video games

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you will never be body 2

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >blizzard devs browse twitter all day instead of doing work
      >twitter is infested with these gender psychopaths
      >blizzard devs now think this is what real people want after spending every waking moment on that horrible site

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just California things.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Body 1 or Body 2,
    as a disembodied spirit this offends me

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stone guardian (body 2)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      LMFAO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >take just the exact same model
      >throw a bra on it
      >literally no other changes at all
      >"i-it's body type 2, sisters!!!"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they do the same thing irl

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's not very inclusive, where is Body 3?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >don't you see guys this means we'll get body 3 and 4! this is blizzard listening to the community and giving us more customization!!!
    some people are so deluded

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. And the Ogres c'mon Blizzard what the frick are you doing???

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can I strip either body completely nude?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sex

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Microsoft fricked up by buying this heap of trash

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They bought King, not Blizzard.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i thought they bought activision-blizzard which includes king?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I meant that blizzard is not important compared to king.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So Microsoft bought Blizzard and is just going to keep the company as is? No changes no shake up of the dev team or corporate suite? Nothing?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tired of losing yet fragile white incels

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've sacrificed everything, what have you given

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Body Type 4

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    doesnt blizzard know there are way more than two body types?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit, what if we start some heat against blizzard so they add fat body types for all the races and handicapped wheelchair characters
      they have to do it to be "inclusive" haahaha

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm impressed this isn't happening already, except being pressed upon blizz by the same people who pushed this body 1 and 2 thing

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >year of our Lord 2022
    >even thinking about WoW
    shiggy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >year of our Lord 2022
      that's 2022 CE, bigot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No it's Anno Domini you godless heathen trannoid

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Body harvest.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'll probably play for a month, shadowlands style linear leveling sucks

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *gasp* IS THAT A LAZILY TACKED ON FLYING MINIGAME RIGHT OUT OF A PS1 GAME?
    Ohhh Blizzard you shouldn't have! Let's just ignore all the office rape and the giant lawsuit and the decade of mismanagement, greed and neglect, take my fricking wallet right NOW!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      anything is better than flying, gliding should've replaced flying a long time ago

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why cant i take body 2's top off?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      oy vey that pesky biology is ruining my israeli postermodernism!

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are we losing our shit at this when elden ring already did this and Ganker loves jerking off that game?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, plenty of folks b***hed about that and still are

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what happened to body 3 and 4

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't body 2 be topless?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wtf I don't look like either one, if they really wanted to be inclusive they would have created more body types

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do you do fellow body types 1

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am a meat popsicle

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I personally dislike the people who pushed for this.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you can't make the body type with the female breasts topless like a male then nothing has changed.

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