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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slop.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mom look I posted it again!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        mmm yummy sloppa goodness!

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    im surprised we'll be seeing super sonic vs super shadow before we even get to see a live action vegeta or super saiyan transformation

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't goku turn super in that one live action?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, only oozaru form

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          They call it super saiyan in the film, it's only loosely based on the series.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            wtf

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you be surprised? Evolution was so bad that there's no chance they'll ever license a DBZ live action again and that's a good thing

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are they bringing on someone to cover Live and Learn?

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    READY FOR KINO

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    is jim carrey in?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the logo mirroring SA2
    K I N O level off the chart

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit I didn't notice that at first look.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy Kino

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      WE WON.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          looks terrible. fans can't get movie sonic right

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most likely, if they recreated the box art for 2
        they'll probably do it for 3.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      how are you supposed to take sa2 adaptation seriously with sonic that used to make fart jokes?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sonic only started making fart jokes way after Sa2.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick yeah, Keanu or Robert Pattinson or I riot.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chris pratt

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Christian Bale

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chris pratt

      Echoing Charie as Luigi it needs to be Dennis from It's Always Sunny.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jack Black

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I don't hear Throw It All Away or Live and Learn during the movie I'm going to shit and vomit all over the theatre.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are they bringing on someone to cover Live and Learn?

      You worry about the songs, I worry about the Biolizard being included at all.
      Also, it would feel weird if Carreybotnik doesn't get in. This is, like, the story concerning his family.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It won't be the biolizard, it will be metal sonic who is the soviet counterpart of the cold war black project Shadow (gerald robotnik was a double spy)

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't say things like this anon, it will never happen, it be too fun

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unfortunately I don't think we'll get either though I wish we did.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Want to know something even better?
    >The director of the sonic movie franchise directed the Shadow the Hedgehog CGI cutscenes

    Shadow WILL have a gun and you WILL like it

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i didnt even know they made a second one

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are both pretty good

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hope he says nice wiener

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which song HAVE to be in the movie? (original or new remix)
    for me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXeIRsqqFbA

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's LITERALLY the theme. It needs to be in.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?si=xPpWKaZCTNyk6zJh
        Symphony version would kick ass too tho

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want the original in it so bad.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=Qfjrq4AfmZDSL8CO

      ?si=wU1E96YV9J19sQJR

      ?si=SRsJ69oB23MGAjj9

      ?si=2fZ-9jqnTOmKlyoi

      ?si=9w7GEeFA0NgN8pHa

      ?si=Dv6Wul89DgQ2Dva4

      ?si=HcybsS3EII7c8kvS

      ?si=A8Rl87J5Jz7f6R2L
      https://youtu.be/5WcyVvWZJU4?si=HETXADvorK2BdaGs
      https://youtu.be/W8Rg1nJxzV0?si=WLPcQgyWsr_IX0cE
      https://youtu.be/we8MYuZ6fEQ?si=tO0J3YC9es-zyU8F
      https://youtu.be/Zo7C-cZ5Eik?si=CEZWW2GTB5gzQKJd
      https://youtu.be/ohm5CVdutrw?si=xPpWKaZCTNyk6zJh

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Supporting Me
      Based. It's probably what I want the most after Live & Learn.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic kino is back on the menu boys.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will they realize they can actually make a movie about sonic &friends without shoving down our throat moronic stuff such as policeman sad because he wants to go to big city or niggress wedding for 40 minutes this time arround?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Niggress wedding was unironically funny. Sue me.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shadow's fricking cool still and I hope it just skips the whole fake death scene. It never made sense why Sonic didn't try to save him.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually killing him would be more balsy tbh

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ballsy doesn't equate to smart or good

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shadow's death was supposed to be permanent just lile Gamma's death

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Source?????? Also still never made sense why Sonic just sat by and let him fall to earth

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They actually addressed that I shit you not in the Sonic Twitter takeover.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and I hope it just skips the whole fake death scene
      That would be fricking lame

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It'd be lamer since there's no point anymore. We know he survives, it's more heroic for Sonic to save him, and we don't even know if there'll be a fourth movie making it extra pointless.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nope.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They actually addressed that I shit you not in the Sonic Twitter takeover.

      I always figured it was suicide.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    KINO KINO KINO

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Excited?
    Only for how bad they can possibly make Jim Carrey's last movie.

    First one was awful.
    Second was was the worst movie I have ever seen.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How was the 2nd worse than the 1st? The 1st one is just Hop 2 Featuring Sonic from the Sonic series.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So we're getting a teaser trailer for this at the Game Awards right?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That hat better not be for references, he better wear that shit in the show

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably, there was a lot of buzz saying it got delayed to January.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unknown from M.E. performed by Idris Elba

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So since this series is setting up the 3rd maybe this is where they could introduce Rouge.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maria e-girl... they will make her black won't they?

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >taking 2 years for a 6/10 movie
    lmfao

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it will be certified kino film if they actually have crush 40 do a song this time.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the director for these movies directed the cutscenes for Shadow the Hedgehog. We will get Shadow kino for sure.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Only in theatres December 20
    Always thought this sounds like they're saying its only on show for one day

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      same I wish they'd stop saying that

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Screencap this, Biolizard will be replaced by Metal Overlord (Metal Sonic will be introduced as an experiment made by GUN in collaboration with Eggman)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know what, I'd be ok with this, I don't really care about the Biolozard, as long you find a way to put Live and Learn in there though.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still surprised how the original movie almost was a complete failured, was saved at the last moment and now it lead to a sub franchise of rare respected gaming adaptation

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >saved at the last moment
      Sonic autism saves the day.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    where is amy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Revealed later, she's critical to Adventure 2's story, the last of the main gang to need to appear, and they'll probably stick to two new "Mobian's" per movie.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was a second movie? When?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      2021

      where is amy

      She was always useless

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      2022

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A couple years back. They brought in Knuckles and made him the immovable object to Sonic's unstoppable force.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be honest, I don't really care about the Biolizard

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rouge in the movie
    How many kids will be converted to the Batussy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      did you make that up

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rouge is really important to SA2 you can't really cut her. and SEGA has shown they really want her to be pushed with Sonic Prime, or that new sonic game

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          OK but nowhere is it stated that this is an adaptation of SA2

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Rouge is not that important to shadow's character as you think, in fact i barely remember her having any meaningful convo with him.

            the one who actually helped Shadow was Amy, thats what she does. if they are gonna introduce one of the girls, Amy makes more sense.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      None. She'll have no breasts and be covered from head to toe

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rouge will be skipped, or worse, a generic human thief takes her place, Rouge in SA2 only served to show Shadow had good in him all along by saving a person who by all means "already did her task" and was no longer necessary, a random human character will be used to cause the same effect for the movie.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean she was needed still when saved as she had 3 Emerald's on her.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >12:13

    date confirmed??

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic 4 should adapt Sonic Unleashed.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sonic Unleashed is not really part of the main canon

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, you went there.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do people keep thinking this matters? The movies clearly aren't following the games much, especially since they straight up skipped SA1. Shadow's back story is the most they've followed the games so far.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Adventure 1 slip was obvious because these movies have modest budgets and Perfect Chaos requires a James Cameron tier budget to look acceptable in live action.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You think 100 million isn't enough? All they need to do is manage it better

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Water monsters and a destroyed city cost more then that.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            If they try to add Biolizard into this one then it'll hit that special effect budget hard regardless.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              They won't, thus why Project Shadow at a remote research base, not the ARK.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shadow wasn't housed on The Ark in Sonic Adventure 2, though, he just told Eggman to meet him there.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Right, still human tech is barely past our world.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not talking about the movies per se. Unleashed is not part of mainline classic or mainline Modern's story.
          It's an odd spin-off. Like Prince of Persia 2008.
          And I'm not saying this because I dislike Unleashed, unfortunately a shit game like Forces is part of the main canon when Unleashed deserves it more.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who's ready for this frick to be the plot credits tease?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >voiced by Quinton Flynn at one point
      >same as that shitter Raiden

      Poetry,

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean Pete Hines still has Silver as his Twitter bio and still does Sonic cons so he'd pop in to do a "I finally found him, The Ibliss trigger" for frick all.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >06 movie
      Seeing as how project 06 has salvaged that games reputation among the younger crowd, I don't think it's much of a stretch

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >project 06 has salvaged that games reputation
        It hasn't. The improved controls made it evident that the level design was also a major issue.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's uh, not how it works.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ITS NO USE

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blaze would be better

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically love the story of 06 (and I can't fricking believe it's 17 years old already) but could they actually revisit it, let alone Silver? Sonic Team wanted him to be a major character a long time ago but this time is gone

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Silver is one of my favorite characters
      so I don't see why not.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. Eggman already mentioned multiverses in Sonic 2, so they have a chance to bring Blaze in the future movies too.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    New characters ought to be introduced in whatever EU projects they have going on. Adding new characters to the movies will weigh it down. Sonic 2 already did Tails a disservice by having Knuckles.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how many black women weddings will be on this one
    Or how much they will even pretend anyone gives a shit about the human characters

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope this means we get a shadow movie that carries over the spirit of his game. It doesn't have to be an exact recreation
    It would be the perfect time too
    >Sonic lives alongside humans again
    >Gun exists again
    ShadowCHADs ... Our time will be coming very soon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both of those things are already the case.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hence why it's the perfect time for a shadow movie

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait for all Shadowgays to collectively shit their pants when the movie ultimately doesn't portray their idol's edgy persona is less than 100% played straight.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shadow is barely edgy in Adventure 2 and 06. The former is what they said they're mostly pulling from and his character is one of the few things people like in 06.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shadow was goofy on SA2. He had banter with Sonic. Ow the edge was the one that made him and edgelord.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shadow was goofy on SA2. He had banter with Sonic. Ow the edge was the one that made him and edgelord.

      >I never lose my confidence
      Lol what a silly goose! What a clown.

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SHITdow
    no, bring me metal CHADnic

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker is trying to crack the hidden message. I bet my house Ganker will find it first. puzzles are games after all

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this pic goes so fricking hard, holy fricking shit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Clip-On Innihibtor rings.
      I look forward to him taking them off for a 3v1 against the gang.

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sonic's already in real world
    >We know about Angel Island
    >Shadow

    Just make the plot SA2, just make it a carbon copy of SA2 and bring Crush 40 to sing Live and Learn like you did in the Orchestra

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you feel about the movie having Christmas events in it? Thats why theres a christmas season release btw

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=FkDDxPjlZRIbxGxf

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Outside the goofy Hollywood shit, I like the love Sonic has for his friends and especially Family, I'm sure they will have nice comparisons to show Shadow that he knows how he feels.

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sure.

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when someone on this site said Gilbert Gottfried should voice Shadow, and literally a few minutes later it was announced he'd died?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wondered if Ganker would dance on Stan Lee's grave hours before the announcement of his death. Shame that thread got archived before it happened.

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Girl here, I cant wait. I'm going to scream a lot in the theatre

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      how fat?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I lost a lot of weight now I look a lot better

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice congrats.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thank you
            all I needed was:
            Metphormin
            1 hour cardio everyday
            30 minutes walking
            Keto
            no phone tablet internet and more parks so my hair is better and longer

            Also fixing my teeths too. I do fight against profat campaigns too never felt any better ever since that
            sorry offtopic just wanted to inspire some people

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Its cool I really am pro women losing fricking weight holy shit why are there so many fat women around me make it stop aaaahhh

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                the saddest thing is when a woman is fat but you can obviously see she would be beautiful if she had an average weight

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                thats like literally one of the girls i work with in the office. beautiful face, just a tad chubby cheeks, hardly any gross neckfat but as you go past the neck, shes just so grossly fat.not like 600lbs wideload fat but like oddly shaped fat. its almost as if shes just wearing a fat suit.
                im guessing she just went through some sort of trauma in the past and resorted into eating.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              You could've just switched to a mostly protein diet.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fat
        This is the average Shadow the hedgehog fan

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >twitter filename starting with D
          Post a recent picture of Aoi, you frick. Not one from a decade ago when she wasn't balding and fat.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I wish I had a Shadow obsessed gf

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Jesus, her poor hairline.
              And this is a screened, promotional image.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sonadow fujos are cute

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely hate the first two movies. The second in particular.
    And they're barely even Sonic movies. With the normalgay couple being just as big main characters as Sonic if not more so.

    Also frick how it takes place in IRL America.
    This iteration of Sonic might also be his most annoying iteration ever. Truly some ADHD shit. And it's like the movies feel like they have to shit out a joke every 5 seconds, even if they have to cut off a joke to push a new one immediately. Never allowing anything to rest. It's just joke, joke, joke. And that's not even getting into the quality of the jokes.

    I unironically almost feel like the Uwe Boll movies respected videogames more than these movies. And I really have no idea where Ganker's love for these movies come from.

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    > We're getting Shadow before Metal Sonic

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      And that's a good thing.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        no it isn't

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have no idea.

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn’t realize it had a release date. How the hell do they already know it’ll be done by December 20th of next year? What if they finish way early? What was the point of waiting so long?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Writers and actors strike

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most film/shows are done way in advance. Also the wait is probably because the Knuckles series comes first.

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No Amy, no watch.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they put the upskirts in
      wwyd

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nut.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only AI art I'll save, because I really like the concept of her underwear just barely being visible from the POV

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do morons expect anything even remotely resembling Sonic Adventure, 1 or 2, when the movies so far haven't even been close to any single game in Sonic history, let alone Adventure?

    These are not videogame adaptations. They aren't even adapting the past cartoons or comics. Expecting them to adapt Adventure is just ridiculous.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Logo is literally the SA2 logo
      >Previous movie sets up GUN
      >Movie release Dec.20 mirror JP release date of SA2

      Come on, the pandering is off the charts.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the pandering
        Oh yeah. That thing the first two movies totally had. Totally.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i think the movies were a fun watch but i think youre getting alittle too excited there, buddy.
        but hey, if you want to set yourself up for disappointment. go right ahead.
        though im sure when the movie comes out, youre gonna make threads saying how much the movie should have just been a sonic adventure adaptation instead of just wasting time on scenes with sonic, shadow, tails and knuckles playing Fortnite together.

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only in theaters
    Kek nobody tell them

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >watching cams

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    These HAVE to make an appearance

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely, they'll probably be tweaked a bit though.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They'll upgrade his shoes into these when shadow beats his ass the first time

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Need link.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maximum Comfy

  58. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK SHADOW
    WHERE THE FRICK IS METAL
    HE BETTER NOT BE A FODDER FOR THE INTRO OF THE MOVIE

  59. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the have Rouge back, bring pic related for the love of god

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated character

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why was there so much sexual tension between these two?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        the french dub was one of the few sonic x dub with no censors.
        This show awoken things in me
        (and somehow I avoided being a furry, thank god people in mascot costume always freaked me out)

  60. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mariogays on suicide watch

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Mario movie was so damn boring

  61. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shadow? That's it?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah they can do better.

  62. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    better not catch his ass on the court with them fake j's

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jordan collab when

  63. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Excited to find out how they're going to ruin it with humans that aren't in the game. Maybe the mom will be the one to have Shadow remember what Maria actually intended instead of Amy. Maybe the dad will hack the president's Limo instead of Tails. Maybe the little girl steals the chaos emeralds on prison island instead of Rouge, why not.

  64. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When is she getting in?

  65. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >skipping SA1's story
    Kinda sad we won't get Perfect Chaos flooding Station Square in movie form.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Knuckles series is supposedly going to have SA1 stuff in it? But there certainly won't be Chaos or anything like that. Probably introducing characters like Rouge to save time in the film.

  66. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prediction:
    Rouge will be introduced in the Knuckles series and Amy will be introduced in Sonic 3

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