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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably not, there are better games to play

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wew, there sure fricking are, brother

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Saints Blackw

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They made Indian Joker one of the characters?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's his dyke sister

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Transitioning plays a central part of the story.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If they make the full spectrum of genders a parody then I might play it. I want to transform into a helicopter that shoots giant dildos that do explosive damage.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Its not that. Just the girl pictured used to be a guy and its something the narrative hinges on.
            You'll get it when you play it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Not unless I know it's going to be funny then I won't play it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >le zoomer cut
      I will not buy your game

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably down the line, yeah. The story looks like it will be complete dogshit but the actual gameplay looks alright, the improvement to car combat sounds cool with being able to climb on cars and stuff

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HERE COMES THE TALENT

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Saints Row before.
    Aggressively offensive by design.

    Saints Row now
    Aggressively inoffensive by design.

    No I will not be playing it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      1 and 2 weren't aggressively offensive, they were GTA clones that didn't take themselves too seriously. 3 jumped the shark and they stuck with that ever since.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If they weren't offensive then why are they changing old series staples like freckle b***hes in the new game?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because the developers are aggressively sensitive about the popularity of their earlier games, especially 2.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is the best summation of what looks so wrong with the SR reboot I've ever read.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The reboot is offensively inoffensive.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >game releases filled to the brim with Black folk, hispanics and horrible shit
    >americucks buy it anyway
    you "people" disgust me

    >mfw they eat shit and have the audacity to complain it tastes bad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >game releases filled to the brim with Black folk, spics
      Black person, Saint's Row was always full of these things.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >game releases filled to the brim with Black folk, hispanics and horrible shit
      That's always been saints row but yurocucks never fail to keep America out of their heads huh?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        well yeah you are the smelliest turd on this planet

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sorry, what mud country are you communicating to this American site from?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He's projecting. Obviously he's from India

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I will never understand the thin skin of Americans. On Ganker alone you've got
            >poo in loos
            >african subhuman Black folk
            >bugmen chinks
            >laughable europoors
            >filthy shitskin wetbacks
            And it's just accepted as normal banter.
            The second you even MENTION mutts and they start crawling out the woodwork
            >OBSESSED
            >Y-YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
            >WE'RE THE BEST AT EVERYTHING, EVEN THE BEST AT BEING THE BEST
            It's like an entire nation of children with the can dish it but can't take it mentality. I mean, that's EXACTLY what they are (get one little incident in 9/11 and destroy an entire region and millions of innocents) but it's funny watching them show how thin-skinned they are on a constant basis like this.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I will never understand the thin skin of anti-americans on american homepages (and I'm austrian)
              >"you are a turd"
              >and you come from a mud country?
              >"WOW WTF WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's a pasta, the Ganker might've clued you in.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you were gonna eat that? could have told me before I took a dump on it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nobody mentioned amerisharts

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          euro reading comprehension, everyone.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Black folk, spics, and horrible shits are literally the core of Saints Row.
      It's the fact they're trying to change it for the most bland setting ever made is what people are mad about.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hell no. Maybe one day I'll buy it on sale if it somehow turns out to not be absolute shit

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Me and a lot of people on Ganker where hyped when the first leaks came out hoping for a return to form similar to the first and second game. When the trailer came on during TGA's I remember not even paying attention until the logo popped up. Totally unrecognisable. I don't know why people just stopped making gangsta game after the mid 2000s there was so many and now there just none.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They should fire the moron n charge of their twitter.

      This!
      I've never seen a series get its balls cut off the way SR did.
      What a disgrace.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "Gangsta" culture is just dead, period. Even the modern day version of
      >MONEY SEX DRUGS HOES
      rap isn't about dealing and pimping, but shilling your soundcloud on twitter and swiping right on a 7/10 with low standards.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yup even the so called gangstas have been sissified to the max. Then again you had people worshipping fruity dancers like Tupac before, they were always phony sissies, just now they dont even pretend to hide it.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    companies gotta start realising it's a bad look to back talk people complaining about your services
    it's not their place to snap back like a teenage girl
    if we don't like the service we have a right to complain and they have to sit there and fricking take it
    this cringey meme of branded twitter pages with attitude needs to be reverted as soon as possible
    it's a bad look and ultimately loses them customers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody fricking cares. Customers are nothing right now and you gotta respect the companies and their employees. This "new" PR trend is cringy af, but so are the one's trying to attack them on Twitter. Frick Twitter, not sure what's worse between that and Facebook, but it just makes everyone ungrateful for anything.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why should anyone be grateful for this trash exactly?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love le quirky corporate twitter!

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looking at random screenshots I seriously cant tell the difference between this and like 5 other games.
    Fricking why
    Even the boxart man, just look at this

    What happened

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh dude that is a good cover white guy with gun? Never seen before.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        White guy??? I always figured he was some Hispanic dude. Fun fact btw, the guy on the cover I'd actually the default boss and is black

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        moronic homosexual have a nice day where you sit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >white dude
        heh, americans

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You just dont know you want it yet.

    This is one definitely my favorite, not only it is a badly constructed phrase, which reveals the quality of the people they hire, it also shows just how psychopathic these people are.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >This is one definitely my favorite, not only it is a badly constructed phrase, which reveals the quality of the people they hire, it also shows just how psychopathic these people are.
      >badly constructed phrase

      Please reread your post.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You know he failed language class back in high school, or he's still high school

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I’d cut him slack since he’s not on social media working PR for a project worth millions to investors.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What were they thinking!?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hey what if we took a game played largely by lower-income minorities (GTA)
    >yeah
    >and then gentrified it entirely, which is the one thing they absolutely hate
    >yeah
    >and then brought in their gentrified yuppie counterparts (which they hate)
    >yeah
    > and then kept all the branding, and then acted like nothing happened
    >yeah
    >and then made everything a weird admixture of jimmy neutron and kids next door

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nope.
    They said they're making it for zoomers and I'm not a zoomer so I probably won't find it bussin'.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY BASED
    boomer cucks absolutely seething rn

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fr fr no cap

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        french french no capacity? what

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          double infinite surrender. Not a good sign. I don't know enough about dubs to be sure.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No one who cries about this was ever gonna actually play the game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well yeah, why would I want to play something that I hate moron?
      I wouldn't complain and would play it if they actually made something resembling the originals

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im going to buy this game, AMA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are you 25 and own a computer?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      did your wife's lover allow it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      did you also buy the shitty sonic remasters?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll give it a try with gamefly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I will not even pirate this shitheap. I'll just play 2 again.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'd have pirated it out of curiosity but it has denuvo so i'm just gonna ignore it

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    obviously no

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, I have 3.

  23. 2 years ago
    Typical

    sesame row
    hard nope

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if it uses denuvo probably not but if it doesn't i will try it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it has denuvo

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It'll be on Gamepass day 1 and it'll have a shit ton of DLC and characters and weapons to buy. Probably packs to buy 600 in game gold bars or something like a mobile game.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    saints row has literally never been good so, uh, no, I dont think I will

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hold the frick on are morons getting mad at black and mexican characters in saints row are you fricks being real right now?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm mad about saints row 4, and their homosexual pr team when they released photage on this crap heap.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, It's more because the new "crew" is average hipster socal college kids instead of literally anything other than that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You didn't read the tweets from the pr team did you? Also a little bit of that. We want Johnny back not some fricking kids who can just use student loans or their rich parants to pay off their debts.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It's more because the new "crew" is average hipster socal college kids
        you know shaundi is a college kid in saints row 2 right and dumbass all of them are from the other gangs in the new one you brain dead homosexual

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, but unlike them she she is actually cool. And joins the gang purely to do gang shit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >it's ok when other game do the same thing you sad frick

            but it's true?

            no they are literally in the other gangs in the new saints row

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              > The team wanted to create relatable, modern characters who face similar obstacles to today’s young adults, like overwhelming student loan debt or being denied work in their desired field.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ok so let me ask why is this a big deal breaker for you fools again why are you trying to make it seem like they went to some ritch kids collage or something

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because the trailer was literally a ritch (sp?) kids collage.
                Look "fool" the game looks bad.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                bait

                They look like hair dyed homosexual kids

                you are so stupid its sad

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you saging your posts?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why would I want to play a game where my custom character is surrounded by annoying npcs?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                glad you agree it's real now.
                imo it's a really lame motivation, tainted by the current sociopolitical climate, so it was an intentional decision and it sets the tone for the rest.
                if the game comes out and it looks like mind blowing fun, dumb shit can be overlooked
                but now you have to ask yourself, if they are already this fricking boring, do you really think they will be capable of making the game fun?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >it's ok when other game do the same thing you sad frick
              >Have a cool character and an uncool character
              >They share one thing about their backstory so they're literally the same and you have no reason to criticise the latter
              Ok moron

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick no. They failed with 3&4, and they're being a bunch of zoomer lgbhiv homosexual +s about this shit game.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Saints Row has been trash since after the first game. Reddit GTA.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wow this thread again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just wait until it releases.

    • 2 years ago
      Tanner

      i wanna smooch that kikis little face.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah. Saints Row has had horrible stories/characters/writing since 3 but the gameplay was fun.
    I'm sure this will continue the trend.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The gameplay was far from fun in 3. You couldn't dual wield without a upgrade nor could you revert it. Get upgrades to literally make you invincible. Need I say more? The only redeeming factor of 3 is probably Kinze and Pierce

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        1&2 were really fun, 3 sucked ass, and 4 was the first game on steam I refunded.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >In order to pay off their student loan debt, the characters joined forces to start a criminal empire.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't read the tweets from the pr team did you? Also a little bit of that. We want Johnny back not some fricking kids who can just use student loans or their rich parants to pay off their debts.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but it's true?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's not bait. That's literally the premise, and there was so many people b***hing about it they had to make a pr team, and they told everyone to pretty much to go frick themselves, and not in a good way.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's true, anon. I'm sorry you had to learn of it this way.
        https://www.thegamer.com/saints-row-reboot-release-date-trailer-gameplay-setting-story-news-details/
        https://screenrant.com/saints-row-reboot-not-saints-row-5/

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          At least well have a year and a month before Ganker becomes a shit show for this garbage

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Saints Row is set to release on 23 August 2022
            >a year and a month
            you ok anon?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I don't see so good

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          did you read any of this nowhere does any of this say they are college kids you fricking idiot

          That's not bait. That's literally the premise, and there was so many people b***hing about it they had to make a pr team, and they told everyone to pretty much to go frick themselves, and not in a good way.

          show me where anywhere the game said they are going to make the saints for college other than 1 person talking it up as off hand joke on a fricking white board

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You think I'm pathetic enough to save Twitter screen shots from 2021 pr team from the game awards? Look it up yourself you lazy frick

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There's a thing called the archives. Utilize them.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It used to be a parody of gta. Now it's just fricked.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You can literally see the self-inserts in the trailer you disingenuous wienersucker

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              how does this debunk anything i said the characters are still part of the other gangs in the city and why is going to collage the worst thing ever now literally anybody can go

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ?t=223
                Alright then. Here's the EXACT timestamp where a VOLITION EMPLOYEE says that they're doing this to pay off their student loans.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >that they're doing this to pay off their student loans.
                ok why is this the worst thing ever again i dont get it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How the frick do you expect anyone to take a posse of college kids SJWs seriously.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you do know not only sjw go to collage right my guy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Of course, but these people sure look the part.
                But you already know that, don't you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because they sound like people who would get a panic attack if someone tweeted something mean at them.

                We went from Johnny Gat to this shit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you sound so pathetic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And yet he doesn't defend immenent flops on anonymous basket weaving boards.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And you sound like a twitter shill

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            somebody hasn't been doing their homework

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Off topic but hasn't Volition gone through this same exact issue multiple times with their recent releases? Correct me if I'm wrong but

    >Agent's Of Mayhem
    >Saints Row 4 with super powers
    >Saints Row The Third and their "Over the top fun!"
    >Gat Out Of Hell
    ????

    I mean honestly how hard is it to either remaster the old games or just remake them and have some soul

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Gat Out Of Hell
      This one I actually have some respect towards, since they basically took the only good thing about SR4 (screwing around and wrecking mayhem with powers and absurd weapons) and built a spin off game concentrated purely on that one thing. SR4 among other things tries to be a continuation to the series, to have a decent narrative, to have some emotional impact, to provide a connection to older entries etc. and it fails at all those things. GooH only tries to be fun and it absolutely succeeds at that. Also this time they actually bothered to make a new map that's at least somewhat interesting to explore

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not even worth a pirate

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play girl games.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    New game in 2022? No thanks chief.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Black pill: Saints row was always cringe

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Saints Row 2 is backwards compatible on the Xbox. So no.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they say multiple fricking times in the game and interviews that they are in other gangs in the game and the only thing hinting at the student loan shit is 1 character writing it down on a fricking white board you kids cant be this stupid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did you look at the characters though. They literally look like your average college kid, except Steve erkle.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Did you look at the characters though. They literally look like your average college kid
        they have regular cloths on are you mad they dont look like they came lineally out of a 90's gangster movie?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They look like hair dyed homosexual kids

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They look like they are from the CHAZ/CHOP garden society.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yeah a girl with sweatpants and a t shirt on you going to have a nice day out of anger?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No, I just won't buy games that look shitty.

              I think the devs or here with us. Otherwise nobody cares, and forgot about this game

              Their spelling is atrocious.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They have to be shilling this thread. Why would anyone even talk about this game and get so angry about the criticism?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yeah you tell him a character in sweatpants so much sjw shit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's definitely lazy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                saints row 2 is the laziest shit ever now?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It was better than 3&4. I have no faith in this game.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                dude the character you dude seem to cry and worship had on sweatpants and a shirt on carlos

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Johnny gat?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Only defenders of this crap are ESL

                Lol they even outsourced the shilling. Is ANYTHING about this game sincere?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                na homosexual you are mad about a character in just basic cloths you sound like a b***h

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You sound like a butt hurt gay

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ok now tell me why a character is regular cloths is the worst thing ever and sjw

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I think you're missing the point anon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                what is your point?

                >Only defenders of this crap are ESL

                Lol they even outsourced the shilling. Is ANYTHING about this game sincere?

                i dont get it what so crazy bad about what they have on?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                My point is that saints row fricking sucks ass now, and you'll be disappointed.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What's crazy bad? Bad is just bad. You don't need to add extra words to it.

                this is some funny ass shit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What's crazy bad? Bad is just bad. You don't need to add extra words to it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >crazy bad

                There's nothing crazy about this game ironically enough.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's what's sad

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Its sad to see games fall so far. Especially when their series wasn't really shit to begin with.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's what's sad

                Its sad to see games fall so far. Especially when their series wasn't really shit to begin with.

                i see you have played the game and beat the story already how is it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it's shit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I've them all. I don't want to play a new one. I'll just play the 1s, or the 2nd if I want extra kenki games. If you honestly think I'm going to waste more money after 4 then you're brain addled.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care I'm not getting the game.
                Who would care someone else isn't getting a game kek?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't matter. This is Dead Rising 4 tier mismanagement.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >kids
      I'm probably older than the devs

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >custom character in the cut scenes

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, I don't think I will. I really liked SR3 and 4 so the new game being Zoomer: The Video Game is unfortunate.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If it's any good I'll buy it for half the price on Steam in a year.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I bought saints row 4 for $2. I refunded that shit

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think the devs or here with us. Otherwise nobody cares, and forgot about this game

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Now seems like a horrible time to start.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, I won't play fortnite row: attack of the brown college rebellion against their parents zoomers. No you can't make me pay for this immenent flop.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I bet at least one transvestite is working on this game some how

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Doubtful. In the past? Definitely.
      They 100% got fired after the first salvo of failed threads months ago. Those bad boys were a PR nightmare.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Whoever that was is a straight up idiot

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm annoyed that these people are going to steal more money from people with their shitty game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think there's going to be many takers, everything looks genuinely terrible.
      Even if the parody aspect is intentional the marketing is ruining everything.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not even going to pirate it.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You volition fricks want goodwill? fix and give saints row 2 away with preorders.
    Holy shit this isn't difficult thinking

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't fricking wait for this game to release. It's going to sell 200 copies.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick no. GTA and Saints Row have dived into the cool-aid and I'm not going to touch them.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true they got rid of boob slider?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no you can't make them cartoonishly big as in saints row 3 and morons seem to think you could always do that in saints row

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's there. You can even show it now without pixelation, although the vag is still covered.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably in a year or so when it comes to Steam and goes on sale for 15 dollars or less.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like a great team with totally competent people at the helm and not a low talent diversity train wreck with a bunch of giga homosexuals who care more about cultural signaling than making something that’s actually good

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I could see myself playing for the sole reason that barely anybody makes co-op games anymore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If it was a different game I'd say sure but this looks terrible.
      Bargaining isn't where your mind should be.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i really dont get you people the gameplay and shit looks fine what's so bad about it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh you saw gameplay? Thats weird since they didn't release any yet.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you are joking right?

            I've them all. I don't want to play a new one. I'll just play the 1s, or the 2nd if I want extra kenki games. If you honestly think I'm going to waste more money after 4 then you're brain addled.

            i am starting to think you people have mental problems

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Think what you want. I will not be buying your game.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            there's plenty gameplay out already anon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i really dont get people who look at video game trailers and claim the gameplay looks fine

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Its attached to a game that looks really really bad. None of the characters look likeable.
          I don't know anything about the gameplay, I said the game looked terrible.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Idk the only decent one is the Steve urkle guy. It would be funny just seeing him murder people.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, the game looks really bad. The devs are going to go down with their ship, which everyone is fine with.
              Smarter people would have corrected themselves when people first told them how bad this looked. This won't be the first or last time morons make themselves unemployed by pigheaded hubris.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The short renderings of game play looked beautiful, but you can't expect anything now a days.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yup even the so called gangstas have been sissified to the max. Then again you had people worshipping fruity dancers like Tupac before, they were always phony sissies, just now they dont even pretend to hide it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >mention the devs failure
                >they reply fast and angry
                kek

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >too busy on social media to do their jobs
                An age as old as Twitter

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This IS their job. In the hyper-ironic reality of 2022 there are people paid to post online about a game when the net result is lost sales, and they do it proudly and with full backing of the company.
                Its an onion of homosexualry.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They obviously don't have my respect then.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They spend their time arguing with Ganker instead of doing their job and arguing with Twitter.

                Somebody report these losers to their manager.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Of course, but these people sure look the part.
            But you already know that, don't you.

            i really dont get people who look at video game trailers and claim the gameplay looks fine

            And yet he doesn't defend immenent flops on anonymous basket weaving boards.

            glad you agree it's real now.
            imo it's a really lame motivation, tainted by the current sociopolitical climate, so it was an intentional decision and it sets the tone for the rest.
            if the game comes out and it looks like mind blowing fun, dumb shit can be overlooked
            but now you have to ask yourself, if they are already this fricking boring, do you really think they will be capable of making the game fun?

            this has to be bait like come on guys

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >baitposter claims the fish is the bait
              very advanced

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I don't know how much you're being paid to shill this game but it's going to be a lot less once it releases and tanks my guy

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Talking down to your customers
    It's a bold strategy.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get the feeling that they're being c**ts, like you do with a lot of companies with "activists" working in marketing. It's more that they're super confident they've made something good and that we'll all come around soon.
    It's utterly tone deaf and the last laugh will completely be on them when this gets mediocre to poor sales, but hey, they were warned.
    Perhaps someday they'll actually learn.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, looks bad and I hate how the game looks as well as the looks of the main characters. Haven't played a Saints Row since 3 and haven't enjoyed it since 2 so it's not like I'm craving SR or anything.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If I see a torrent I might download it, but that's no guarantee that I will actually install or play it. We'll see what happens. Generally disinterested, indifferent.

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    game looks like dogshit, not even interested in pirating
    how the frick do you manage to make gangsters look gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >how the frick do you manage to make gangsters look gay
      put the setting in 2022

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like the idea of using normal looking people from diverse backgrounds and communties. IRL this is how many gangs and cartel operate. You could be talking to some red neck mudding bro, or you could be talking to a wetwork cleaner. You could be talking to a coffee barista...or you could be talking to an identity thief with a wifi pineapple just chilling under the counter. But we aren't getting that. We are getting the wacky-races. A mountain of cringe.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gangs don't affiliate with people that will undermine or threaten the organization as a whole.
        These fricks fail the Hector Test.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Precisely, gangs are insidious. nefarious and the good ones understand nuance and tact. These frickers are just suburb kids copying whatever manufactured trap bullshit comes across their social media feed. I don't mind a whimsical take on criminal culture but this just sounds moronic so far.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >normal looking people

        ....

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yes what is so bad about them?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Well, they're aren't normal looking for one.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              how are they not?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Post a pic of a group of normal people who look and dress like that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                dude one is just in a jeans shirt and jacket and if you are that upset about looking a blank person itn saints row i dont know to tell you make them look how ever the frick you want its a fricking crated character

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                We run this shit bish

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >no naked women
                Pass

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                These cats have no fear, you know they copping dat respec from the hoodies.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Where are the brown danger hair trannies? Not my saints row.

                And they all aren't wearing matching ugly neon colors.

                Not my saints row.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thats 5 men bro. Its about lifestyle homie.
                You'd never be able to tell who is fricking who, they keep it on the dl ya hurd

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why did you call anon a heard? What is he a heard of?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                A heard of garloids

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The anti definition league?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't mean them, those are suburb-rats. All I'm saying is that I would like to see normal looking people doing the deeds, like in irl.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I like the idea of using normal looking people from diverse backgrounds and communties. IRL this is how many gangs and cartel operate. You could be talking to some red neck mudding bro, or you could be talking to a wetwork cleaner. You could be talking to a coffee barista...or you could be talking to an identity thief with a wifi pineapple just chilling under the counter. But we aren't getting that. We are getting the wacky-races. A mountain of cringe.

            What you're looking for is Watch Dogs Legion
            not this

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, ubisoft sucks. I think something like Ready or Not with a gang theme would be more or less what I'd like to play.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not quite the same but Payday 2 fills that itch for me

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I keep seeing that on sale so I'll check it out. Also, rarely see people talk shit a out that game which is a good sign.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You get what you "pay for"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I miss crystal dynamics

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >time to punch some nazis!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This no joke looks like a screenshot of a weird hype tiktok by some pajeets.
          Like the slow mo panning shot was frozen right when they thought they were looking coolest.

          The target audience would call this "cringe."

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >characters look like Indian tik tok meme homosexuals
            >shiller here talks like a pajeet ESL

            Can't be coincidence.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >student loans paid
          >tictok and only fans paid for it in a week

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            lmao imagine if a sub-plot in the game is about opening an onlyfans to help pay off the student loans

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Honestly the group looks like some parody of some website you could access, and then Rob.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >rent a warehouse
              >knock over a construction site for materials
              >minigame about repurposing the warehouse
              >make it into an onlyfans factory
              >can kidnap/hire/force women into your sweatshop

              There's no punchline, because the parody isn't self aware anymore.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That would literally piss me off more than I already am.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          These are all the same person.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >You could be talking to a coffee barista...or you could be talking to an identity thief with a wifi pineapple just chilling under the counter.
        this is a fun little fantasy you got there bro, but you should probably watch less netflix.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Networking auditing tools is reddit and Netflix now
          Jesus christ you nerds suck

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Jesus christ you nerds suck
            as I said, watch less netflix. a little coffee shop slave is about as intelligent and criminal as a drowning monkey.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Using basic shit to search for nudes isn't intelligent lol. It's a Tueday. Like I said, you're nerd.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >coffee wageslave is an identity thief with a wifi pineapple just chilling under the counter
                >this is very exciting, you nerds!
                are you some kind of parody imitating twitter morons?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Are you my grandpa?
                Go be old somewhere else dude

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                why are you dreaming of coffee wageslaves being criminals? what kind of sheltered Black person are you?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not, that's a (you) thing. There are thousands of different ways to rob people and you're fixated on one. Get over yourself.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm not, that's a (you) thing
                You brought it up and demonstrated what kind of dogshit you romanticize, nerdBlack person

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I brought it up as an example, the implication was that it was one method of many. (You) want this to be about one thing, (you) are focused on the wagie instead of the inherent concept and (you) likely know this. Wouldn't be surprised if this is just bored shitposting.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I brought it up as an example
                not a single anon in their right mind would bring up
                >coffee wageslave is secretly a criminal
                as a cool concept for a gangster. but you did, for some curious reason.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like a (you) opinion. It's a great example of criminal behavior. I suppose I could have talked about towing companies stealing catalytic converters from fleet vehicles. But that's old news.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I suppose I could have talked about
                Honestly, nobody cares. You ideas and your taste both are dogshit at best and offensive at worst. Less netflix, mongoloid.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yet you keep replying, so I definitely struck a nerve. Which, if this is a meta conversation was the main goal anyway so, mission accomplished.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >you reply, I win
                thanks for proving that not only your opinions are worthless, but your entire train of thought

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Considering how far of the main subject your accusations and claims, are I could easily say the same of you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                as long as you are not wasting precious tube space with more of your dogshit ideas, you and me both will be fine.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Well I certainly don't want to make you happy so maybe I should get into that. Not a bad recc.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Well I certainly don't want to make you happy
                don't worry, with ideas like yours, making people happy is outside of your reach

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It certainly is not! I am highly entertaining. You can't stop talking to me. I obviously could make it work if getting engagement is this easy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >hello, I'm applying for the marketing job
                >yes, you read that right, some anon replied to me several times in a row
                well, what can I say, but: godspeed, anon. leave this site forever and follow your dreams.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Of course, silly. Why wouldn't you demonstrate your ability to operate in an anonymous environment to perpetuate 5GW operations. Especially in an election season.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >dogshit ideas
                >narcissist disorder
                pottery

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's not a denial anon kun

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                for a narcissist

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                For (you)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Nobody cares
                >Can't stop feeding him
                Anon...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I like the idea of managing an undercover gang mafia-style but it isn't really appropriate for something like Saints Row unless you're looking for some extreme self-inserting power fantasy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Real life is not like the movies you watch. There are no multi-ethnic gangs outside of Hollywood.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh hell no dude, gangs are racist as frick and I wasn't implying any brotherly love was involved. Exploitation doesn't require comradery.

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if i hear the gameplay is good and the writing isn't nu-wolf levels of shoving woke down your throat, i'll pirate it once it gets a GOTY edition with all the DLC. i'm not playing it before it's finished and i'm never buying it.

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't even play Saints Row 4, there's no way I'm playing this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't play it. It's fricked. It's not even a saints row game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I heard its just an in-universe video game in the Fortnite setting, like how the buzz lightyear movie is.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's an amalgamation of shit. Imagine playing just cause 2, but complete and utter boring spiderman shit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That actually makes sense.

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When this comes out the best thing you can do to stop it and shit like it is to ignore it and hype up another game. Don't talk about saint's row don't even play it just to shit on it. Just ignore it and it will go the way of the dodo on it's own.

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this thread is so shit i am going back to playing saints row 2

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Have fun

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >People b***h about III all the time
    >Nobody buys IV
    >Wooow I am so surprised they're trying to reboot the game for a completely different audience how could this happen

    Not defending the reboot, it's utter dogshit, but are you really surprised at what they're doing? It's just a tumblerina yas queen cashgrab.

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'm hoping the game will have cringekino homosexual pandering dialogue like borderlands 2 and immortals fenyx rising, but i'm guessing it won't, it'll just be very bland and noncommittal.

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like it is literally just SR3 again, so no I'm not going to play it.

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so a shirt guy is sjw for Ganker now?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's a shirt guy? My favorite character I've made was a buff ass guy that look like sting, and had a woman's voice. Fricking hilarious

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >noone has ____ like this before

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ironically, the guys flying the enola gay probably said the same thing while those bombs dropped.
      >No one has rebooted a civilization like this before!

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If I can make a loose looking character, I will.
    But we know it won't be possible.

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    let me help these coombrained millenial morons with an actual reboot idea that isn't lame af.
    >red dread saints
    >Black person cowboys
    >crime
    >mock those homosexuals at R*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Already made a better game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd fricking buy that

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ill just play the old one. Frick new games

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is this another "you're just mad because his hair isn't white" situation

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One of the ~~*heists*~~ from the game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's missing a giant cat head

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >It's another "yeah you're in a gang but you're in a goody two shoes robin-hood gang, your enemies are the REAL bad guy gangs that kick puppies!" game.
    Enough. Just let me play as an awful person without dressing it up. I don't care if you can go on rampages and shoot randoms in the sandbox open world sections when every time I start a mission my character is going to revert back to being a whiny "thief with a heart of gold." THIS IS A SERIES ABOUT BEING IN STREET GANGS: LET US DO HOODRAT SHIT.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmao no, now go save the bank from a right wing protest

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What was cool about saints row one is you can have awesome stand offs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. SR2 let you be an unapologetically bad person, none of the games have touched that since

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    saints row has always been shit. saints row 2 is probably the worst game that Ganker has a majority positive opinion on. its been LE WACKY GTA since the beginning and Ganker was too young to understand that in 2008

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can I get into a fire truck and just ram people off bridges?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes, but you have to take a selfie afterwards and upload it to ingame social media with hashtag #punchfirefighternazis or the cops will chase you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, of course.
      You can also drop your pants and try to suck your own dick

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nope, not even going to try it out. I'm not interested at all.

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The game looks pretty generic and boring so I don't see any reason to play it. Theres dozens of games exactly like this already.

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can I hose a bunch of homosexual lgbhiv+ protesters with my hose while I'm in a fire truck, or anyone for that matter regardless of political leanings?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only straight white males.Everyone else dodges it like that cat from Revengeance.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick is revengeance?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >saints row clueless shill moment

          A much much better game. Thats all you need to know.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Hideo Kojima is a Hollywood wiener sucker.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Thats fine. His games sell. Unlike SR

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Of course it sells. Most people only know the games. He's a dick head just like his old bosses at Konami

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >most people know the games

                Ahh if only saints row could achieve this.

                >quick Ezekiel! Add more shitskins dressed like Steve Urkel! That will save our dying franchise!
                >wtf why is nobody excited? Comon guys you haven't even seen the gameplay yet!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          re-vengeance. Like re-use but people are lazy so its usually reuse.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Metal gear died after 2, 3 was ok. Everything after ea was a straight up movie. Frick that jap

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People want a parody wacky game that says frick you to everyone. I don't think saints row is what it used to be.

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Very doubtful, it'd have to have great word of mouth from communities I trust otherwise it's an easy pass.

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WERE IS THE SAINTS ROW 2 PC PATCH WERE IS THE SAINTS ROW 2 PC PATCH WERE IS THE SAINTS ROW 2 PC PATCH WERE IS THE SAINTS ROW 2 PC PATCH WERE IS THE SAINTS ROW 2 PC PATCH

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's dead. Just like the new game coming out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dead just like IdolNinja

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        IdolNinja died the same day this POS was announced. If that ain't a sign. I don't know what is.

        >He's actually dead
        Frick. Dude was a real homie and the sole reason why Saints Row 2 is even playable on PC at all. rip

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s never happening now. Yeah they promised idol on his death bed but shocking to hear that the company that greenlit this reboot went back on their word.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know if I want the patch anymore, I have a feeling they'll have fricked it up somehow after Idolninja's death

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *head bops*

    Good morning, sirs.

    Post your classics for a dead genre of music and culture.

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Saints Row 4 really soured me on the series, true story.

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looks like shit so no

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IdolNinja died the same day this POS was announced. If that ain't a sign. I don't know what is.

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can I create a character that looks like this guy, and had long blue hair like Dias from star ocean, and has princess Peaches's voice?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pic related

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pic related

      If this isn't viable then I won't buy the game. I want total freedom

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not even when the epic store gives it out for free.

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So what are the sales gonna be like lads? Its like a month from launch and literally nobody is talking about this mess of a game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It'll remain undisclosed. That bad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Less than 100 thousand. First month. Every kid who would have wanted this game is already 200 dollars into GTAO

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The people making this one looks like they copied the aesthetics of watchdogs 2 but with a significantly more fellow kids paint and sjwness

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >fellow kids paint
      there is nothing more gross than creepy corporate designers trying to emulate youth and gang culture

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why does the guy behind him have his hand onh is back

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          made a support roll but had to touch target for it

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This game is going to be boring, and it's going to suck.

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i am getting really sick of this game crashing on me

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No.

    Their twitter PR reminds me of how prototype 2 devs seethed and called everyone racist for not buying their bix nood sequel.

    Cry all you want, you can't make me buy a shit game.

  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's trying so fricking hard to appeal to current thing it's going to age like milk.

  101. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no, i'm afraid the max boob size is too small so i will either ignore it or pirate it, sorry

  102. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If it doesn't have denuvo on it, sure, I'll check it out. Wouldn't buy it even if I could (they don't want my rubles and I'm not going to insist) tho.

  103. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Saints Row 1 is on sale again as well as the DLC for SR2
    Going to finally start this series. Won't be playing the new game unless it goes on a DEEP discount

  104. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no, their design designs and that social media moron killed the franchise to me.

  105. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, for free

  106. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think it looks fun and do not care if it's woke or "for zoomers" (I'm 19 btw)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You should care. Imagine how much fun it would be if it weren't woke.

  107. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You played it then?
    The correct response is, "yeah, it's shit". When they point out that it's not released yet, you reply, "ask dumbass questions, get dumbass answers, dumbass."
    Devs asking if you've already played their unreleased game deserve to be disrespected publicly.

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