Are you guys excited for the next Stardew Valley update?

Are you guys excited for the next Stardew Valley update?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here before Jas

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      But she's in the OP.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pedos lost

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jas!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your autism is slipping

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The poster below is a pedophile.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not but where the Frick is the update?

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this on mobile

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mobile
      kys yourself

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You mean 1.6? The update that wasn't worked on by the scam artist and he hired another dude to do it who then decided to frick off leaving the moron alone to 'update' his own work?

    It'll be at least another year, if not two. Your fault for trusting a scam artist.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think he's just a moron
      >decides to port to consoles
      >can't do it himself
      >hires a team to do it
      >ignores them
      >they sit on their hands for ages, making public blogposts like "we had no idea we'd have to interact with the Xbox's multiplayer architecture to get multiplayer on Xbox" and shit like that
      >Ape continues to pay them until the entire community is telling him he's getting ripped off

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine being this fricking entitled about a FREE update being personally worked on by a guy with hundreds of millions in the bank who doesn't have to lift a finger for the rest of his life

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >scams you
        >please sir, thank you more again please yes

        I'm not entitled as I pirated it
        I just like to point out when people are stupid enough to get scammed

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >feeling 'scammed' because you got a free update slightly later than you expected and you think you've managed to stalk the dev enough to know why
          get a life

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's finished
            >I mean it's not but frick you I'm saying it is
            >it'll be out eventually, like this year I promise
            >haha what? No no next year. Here are some more keys

            Anon, giving free keys, counting them as sales for your unfinished game that you claim as finished is a scam
            Now, you may not like it. I don't like it either. But scams are scams.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              What a literal moron.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're replying to the weakest bait in existence from a guy who's been schizoposting at random during Ape's last giveaway threads. Please rethink your life before replying to such incredibly obvious shitposts.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    how much longer do you think until we hear word about Haunted Chocolatier?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be surprised if we heard about it before October, Ape seemed like he reached a wall in development on the game.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol there's zero chance it's coming out this year

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't say it would come out in October, I'm saying we'll hear a dev update about it then

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        he said on /agdg/ sometimes its a little daunting to work on it because of the fan expectations

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well, yeah. I would tell him (and I hope someone has told him) that he should make the game he is happy with and not the game he thinks other people will be happy with. After all, that mentality gave us Stardew.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I reckon whenever 1.6 drops, Haunted Chocolatier will release about 2 years after it.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if Jasanon doesn't care about being first, but about just being involved?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >posts anyway even with 1-2 posts already made
      This is quite clearly the case.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    JAS!, i mean, YES!

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    When the frick is it I'm tired of waiting

  11. 4 months ago
    Reminder

    Buy an ad.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's fricking stardew valley, it doesn't need shills

      • 4 months ago
        Reminder

        Lol I trol u

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mildly.
    But only because i don't get hyped for anything anymore, otherwise CA has always delivered.
    I'd like to see more of Haunted Chocolatier, but he probably put that into hold.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically, when is 1.6 dropping
    And will haunted Chocolatier be good

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am still waiting for the update Ape.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Realistically, when is 1.6 dropping
      And will haunted Chocolatier be good

      kek
      It'll be done in a few years at best
      He's too much of a moron to hire another group to do it since the last group outed him as moronic to do business with
      He's a full blown sperg, I get that but you're best off just pirating it and using mods to get better experiences than whatever he shits out after he pays some group and denies he ever did

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bla bla bla bla insult blabalabla insult
        dude chill

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    official Jas marriage when?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Soon.

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