Aren't healers basically canonically worthless in ffxiv?

Aren't healers basically canonically worthless in ffxiv?
They don't even really heal they just have the equivalent of smelling salts and physical therapy.
The doctors in the 14 world are unironically way better than the healers since they can actually cure people.
Healers can't even fix someones broken legs

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They can heal shallow wounds and save your life mid-combat, they just can't do chronic conditions, complex medicine or dnd-like true resurrection.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dnd-like true resurrection
      There's magic like that but it's not available to every 7th level caster like in D&D tho.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And it's uh, problematic
        You can revive the flesh, but if the soul's already fricked off back to the lifestream all you get is a mindless husk

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The problem with true resurrections in XIV is that as soon as the soul is sufficiently departed from the body it gets torn to shreds and sanded down to its base energies in the Lifestream. It's not like other settings where ghosts exist in an afterlife holding cell or whatever.

          iirc Xande was a true resurrection but he was also batshit fricking nutty after and Amon is the only character in the entire universe that's managed a true resurrection

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Amon is such a fun character he's great

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            wrong, Athena can also do it, she resurrects Eldibus.

            Athena is also the strongest single character in FF History, even Bhunelize isn't as strong as her, but she's also completely nuts and thinks she can somehow break the rules of the Universe and create souls from nothing, something no God in the franchise can do.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Athena is also the strongest single character in FF History

              anon she has an argument to be the least powerful raid boss, let alone in FFXIV, let alone in FF all together

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                she's way way stronger than anything fought up to this point beyond possibly Endsinger, and Endsinger's power is in a narrow range.

                Athena can destroy Aetherial Sea's in a single attack, she has the ability to do all sorts of insane shit utilizing the Heart of Sabik.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                her only notable feats are her being able to cast Ultima without assistance and she can imbue souls into things. she doesn't even have her own body

                the 'ability' to destroy the lifestream was less a raw power level thing and more the 'opportunity'. Bahamut, Alex and Eden could do the same

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                she actually casts Theo Ultima, which is God Ultima.

                all her power comes from understanding the Heart of Sabik, which was sent to earth by the mysterious Ultimanians.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                she made the heart of sabik herself after finding regular white auracite

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                no, the black auracite fell from the sky, she named it the heart of Sabik.

                it is HEAVILY HEAVILY hinted at being connected to whatever race "Ultima"'s are.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's hilarious how there's still people in denial saying "well she MADE the auracite so clearly it means nothing" and then the Savage effectively quadruples down on saying "no bro this is some serious Ultima shit"

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                her Boss form and her Savage fight are real fricking spooky shit, as it means that some super powerful race, in comparison to the Ancients mind you, are out there, trying to infect and control others.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >tfw been ranting to anyone who'd listen ever since the Ivalice raid that there's something up with Ultima and that she would be important, she's far too spooky a creature and fits nowhere in the known cosmology of the setting
                >then fricking Pandaemonium happens

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                now attach the Meteia and dynamis to it and i'll buy your book

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Meteia and the story surrounding it are all mostly sci-fi plots with somewhat classic sci-fi aliens and interstellar travel and therefore are irrelevant, when they bring the Occuria back it will be a shift deeper towards the aesthetics/"feel" of classical fantasy and magic, bound to Aetherys alone, and the Occuria will be explicitly contrasted to all the functional, scientifically studied nature of Aether/Dynamis by wielding more arcane and unknowable, mystical magic, and presented as beings existing in a plane higher and closer to true divinity with their magic being rendered closer to true miracles, than all the things wrought by the hands of the Ancients.

                Source: Trust me bro, it'll be GOAT

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Meteia and the story surrounding it are all mostly sci-fi plots with somewhat classic sci-fi aliens and interstellar travel and therefore are irrelevant, when they bring the Occuria back it will be a shift deeper towards the aesthetics/"feel" of classical fantasy and magic, bound to Aetherys alone, and the Occuria will be explicitly contrasted to all the functional, scientifically studied nature of Aether/Dynamis by wielding more arcane and unknowable, mystical magic, and presented as beings existing in a plane higher and closer to true divinity with their magic being rendered closer to true miracles, than all the things wrought by the hands of the Ancients.

                Source: Trust me bro, it'll be GOAT

                They're going to do JENOVA
                Trust the plan

                Why are they changing DRG? I like DRG how it is

                I actually hear this sentiment from actual Dragoon players like 90% of the time

                The people that want it changed are the people that don't even play the job like with what happened to Monk or Summoner

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dumb homosexual thinks dragoon has anywhere to go at this point. The frick else are they going to do? You can't even eye in opener
                I'm sure you're the type of moron that pogs when you get to press a 2 minute long ogcd with a dogshit animation lock. Why do I even take your bait

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly, with space now being a thing in the story with civilizations Meteion wrecked, the idea that there's either more Ultimas out there or even a deceased race of them that was wrought by their own crazy ass bullshit is pretty acceptable. But then given how Ultima works into the Ivalician setting, it makes me wonder if she's a cosmic abomination in that setting too; with Jenova having been a thing in VII I wouldn't be surprised if Matsuno is on-board with the idea not being, well, too "alien" by this series' standards.

                That's probably one egg in their future plots basket they have to work with now: we sorta followed a trail to jump to the edge of the universe for stopping Endsinger, but with the new restoration stuff being some space planet travel shit, I wouldn't be surprised if a future plot takes us to another planetary body.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick off spaceBlack folk we are full!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >tfw been ranting to anyone who'd listen ever since the Ivalice raid that there's something up with Ultima and that she would be important, she's far too spooky a creature and fits nowhere in the known cosmology of the setting
                >then fricking Pandaemonium happens

                Frick off spaceBlack folk we are full!

                >super powerful race, in comparison to the Ancients mind you, are out there, trying to infect and control others.
                It's coming.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >mfw this is what sci-fi nerds truly think

                Undying, we Occuria light the path for wayward sons of man. Oft did we pass judgment on them, so that Ivalice might endure. Eternal, we are hist'ry's stewards, to set the course and keep it true. The Nethicite is ours to give, to chosen bearer or to none.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The aetherial sea is demonstrably a very fragile place that's not meant for combat, firing Ultimas at it is going to be bad regardless of power levels

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                she's way way stronger than anything fought up to this point beyond possibly Endsinger, and Endsinger's power is in a narrow range.

                Athena can destroy Aetherial Sea's in a single attack, she has the ability to do all sorts of insane shit utilizing the Heart of Sabik.

                She is utilizing the primordial power of the Lifestream. In the second phase there is very clearly a massive uroboros in the background, and from the Studium quests we know that there's some hint of an uroboros (which will likely be important in the future) which is explicitly referred to as a representation of the Lifestream.

                no, the black auracite fell from the sky, she named it the heart of Sabik.

                it is HEAVILY HEAVILY hinted at being connected to whatever race "Ultima"'s are.

                We are specifically told that the HoS started out as white and only turned black after Athena's experiments with it. You are right that "Ultima" is some sort of race though, as we see a bunch of them floating around in a circle in the background of the first phase.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                savage isn't canon. its a lala's fanfiction

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's still an overt reference to something we've been told which is a hint for the future overarching story arc

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Alexander would BTFO Athena without effort

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            iirc, Xande wasn't a true resurrection, he was more a zombie that remembered his life+being buried for 100's of years and because of that was batshit insane

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The problem with true resurrections in XIV is that as soon as the soul is sufficiently departed from the body it gets torn to shreds and sanded down to its base energies in the Lifestream. It's not like other settings where ghosts exist in an afterlife holding cell or whatever.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's not like other settings where ghosts exist in an afterlife holding cell or whatever.
          Well the aetiascope showed a lot of pent up souls stuck in a holding cell or whatever ready to slap your ass once you stepped in there. Granted, it's not the everyman farmer calling you a moron then fricking off but as long as you retain some sort of force of will to stay there you kinda manage to keep your soul.
          Some souls can randomly walk around the lifestream for who knows how long tho, like that oldgay wizard soul in p9 or hades, but the latter is probably because he's a necromancer gay and also too thick and clogs the stream.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you wanna resurrect someone, you basically need to either do what the Ascians do and track down their soul after it pops out the other end of the reincarnation cycle and implant their old memories into their new body, or do what the Tactics Ogre guy did and tap into the Lifestream and literally rip their souls out of the reincarnation cycle.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    healing's limitations, its costs and how it can easily be corrupted are pretty well spelled out in the conjurer and white mage questlines.

    healing can fix anything your body would naturally be able to fix on its own given time. mend bone and muscle, close wounds. it can purge corruption from many sources like poison, corrupted aether, unfriendly spells, curses and even some mental conditions

    it can't replace limbs, fix true paralysis like arenvald there, replace lost blood, regrow eyeballs, etc. this isn't DnD or warcraft in which healing is direct intervention from divine or natural forces and as such can perform miracles like true resurrection.

    Raise and other ressurection spells are worth noting because they don't actually bring you back from the dead. after you fall in battle your soul starts to loosen from its bond to your body. Rez spells are a jolt of aether directly into your corporeal aether so your soul rejoins your body and you can get back on your feet. They're also canonically very dangerous and difficult to cast and we get away with chaingunning them because we have a naturally large pool of aether as well as several crystals of light, in addition to the skill to cast the spells properly, ie you draw on ambient aether rather than your own reserve

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      in addendum: Hit Points are not just physical health. its also mental fortitude and morale. this is why the boss roaring is damaging to you, its shaking your resolve and healing magic can help soothe that.

      scholar magic leans heavily into the morale aspect, as most of its healing spells are magically enhanced pep talks

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >scholar's main gcd is "start an argument"
        >astro's main gcd is "project uncomfortable vibes"
        >white mage's main gcd is "shine a bright light"

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wait, I'm not actually broiling people alive?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The JP name is "Talk Big", and it's written with the kanji for inflamation, so you're insulting someone, or flaming them.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              i love japanese memes so much

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              is it only called broil cause koji thought it would be a funny way of saying your flaming or roasting someone

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's pretty funny. The more I find out about scholar, the more I like it.
              Black mage is still my favourite, but scholar is #2. Especially since I can keep my carbuncle now.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >"project uncomfortable vibes"
          wtf malera main job?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it is a plothole problem for a yoshitpiss game.

      have a nice day jannylala.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      All memes aside, I do love how 'no you fricks you are actually meant to dps in your downtime' is baked directly into the lore of the game itself.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >actually meant to dps
        Imagine casting damage spells as a healer. Couldn't be me.
        >t. 90 whm / 90 sch / 90 ast

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    White mages were so powerful they literally caused a calamity. The game is a bit inconsistent on the abilities of healers imo.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      technically it was a war between black mages and white mages.

      but they actually said that the statues in amdapor look like sin eaters because they saw them in visions. i think they're lying. you don't frick around with that much light magic and not accidentally make sin eaters

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't think about it too hard, it's just handwaving the asset reuse.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          do you think the gridanians would eat meol?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Can I see your measurements again? It was really cool the first time you did it

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              imagine...

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I remember before he went full avatargay he's always post this one and like 2-3 others. Simpler times.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah

          technically it was a war between black mages and white mages.

          but they actually said that the statues in amdapor look like sin eaters because they saw them in visions. i think they're lying. you don't frick around with that much light magic and not accidentally make sin eaters

          is absolutely right, check out the SHB tank questline and it will give a pretty direct representation of how 'easy' it is to frick someones soul up into sineater/voidsent status is.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      not when you consider the current generation of white and blackmages are nerfed 'safe' versions of their former counterparts as a direct result of the war.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's see how many posts you litter the thread with today. Still not your soapbox, buddy!

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uh huh.
    >Ignore the avatargays, use filters to block them out even
    >They just make more every day, or edit older ones, deliberately to make filtering them impossible
    >Meanwhile, there is always at least one anon who is ERPing with them, thereby validating them with attention as much as the people who seethe about them

    Realistically at this point we need an admin to come in and rangeban them for good. It's been going on for more than a year now, they've made it clear their only interest is to turn these threads into /xivg/ 2: Electric Boogaloo, they maliciously evade filters that were created specifically for them (the equivalent to blocking someone ingame, and then they just made alts to continue pestering you), and ignoring them doesn't work because they either reply to themselves, or some anon will ERP with them.

    No idea who they are, what has been compelling them to do this for over a year now (literally every single day since they appeared last February), they're here 16 hours straight and the only reprieve is when they go to bed, but it's clear they're never going to stop unless they eventually get bored. But looking at the degenerates in /xivg/ and how long they've been keeping it up, unless the game outright shuts down I don't expect them to ever go away. And even THEN.....

    Mods should just enforce rule 13 on them, I have no idea why they refuse to (when I have seen them ban other avatarags, like that one femroe a while back). No other game on this board has this problem of some attentionprostitute breaking rule 13 every thread with impunity and just contributing shitposts and pissing everyone there off. So I don't know why FFXIV has to be subject to this and FFXIV alone.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, it's annoying and stupid as frick that they aren't range banned for avatargayging 24/7 in every ff14 thread

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember when Crystal Tower was newish, we queued in with someone who was gladiator without the PLD stone equipped. People were so pissed

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i was WHM and barely ever played any other class, at some point i was leveling and fricked up my job change back and was playing as conjurer, rather than white mage or something like that

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>yeah, it's annoying and stupid as frick that they aren't range banned for avatargayging 24/7 in every ff14 thread
        They even started showing up in non-FFXIV final fantasy threads and even WoW threads. Pic related is one of them avatargayging with their lala in a WoW thread. Even when they aren't in FFXIV threads they STILL use their lala avatars. Gonna get to the point where you see them in more and more unrelated game threads and then this board is really gonna be fed up with their shit.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he's been seething for 5 months straight
          >possibly even more

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He's been attentionwhoring with his avatars for 16 hours a day every single day on an anonymous imageboard for over a YEAR straight.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nothing better than shitposting for a game I love!

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Holy shit has it been going for that long? lalaposters are truely demented

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The copypasta unironically was not a lie

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Meanwhile, there is always at least one anon who is ERPing with them, thereby validating them with attention as much as the people who seethe about them
      you're so close to figuring it out

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's known for months but he desperately wants a thread antagonist to fight.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >changed his image because he got called out being an avatargay himself
      lol and lmao

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm him. But also not him.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Using completely different characters/objects/things every single image does not make you an avatar

        Using visibly the exact same character every single post, does however.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        he is right and your mad lalaBlack person

        cute and masculine just like you irl :3 post mooore~

        >outs himself as a /vg/ freak on top of everything else
        Oh come on now

        gay homosexual gays projecting troony pedo thought
        kill youreself

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there gonna be a square store sale before the new xpac? I wanna catch up before release but don't wanna buy endwalker at full price

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very doubtful. I'm not seeing a sale happening before next Winter when they just released Rebirth and will launch Dawntrail and probablt XVI's PC port in the coming months.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        rip guess i'll just wait for dawntrail then

        >he fell for the "don't play XIV on Steam" meme

        aaaaaaAAAAAAAA

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >missing out on the expansion launch month fun because you're playing endwalker instead

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he fell for the "don't play XIV on Steam" meme

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Playing on steam is honestly moronic, need a launcher for your launcher. Plus can’t play the game when steam goes on maintenance

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're shifting gears on the hype train motherfrickers. Choo-choo!.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'M CRYING AND PISSING AND CUMMING

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Post the dancing Lalafell version instead

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here ya go 🙂

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit sisters they're going to announce the date for the release date announcement!!!!!

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >guy that dresses his female character in bawd clothes
    >guy that dresses his female character in cutesy clothes
    The second one is way more suspicious than the first.
    The first guy just jacks off to his character.
    You know where i'm getting at with the second type.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Guy who dresses his male character in bawd clothes
      >Girl that dresses her male character in cutesy clothes
      We're getting close to perfection here

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with cute clothes?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ...no I actually have no idea, where are you getting at?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it means he looks at this and thinks sex

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Post your characters cute feets

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A girl in cute clothes makes me smile, it's not an expression of some deep seeded sexual proclivity you moron.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute girls in cute clothes is just good for the soul

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what about
      >guy that dresses his male character in cutesy clothes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what about the
      >guy that dresses his female character in combat clothes or a mix of combat and cutesy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >armored top with a skirt and thigh-length boots/stockings for tasteful ZR
        A based lad/lass

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wish there were more armored tops that blend into a cloth bottom well. The abyssos casting armor is really good for that

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I need to find Scouting or generalized gear that can let me do this with Viper, because I want those legs on full display with all the flippy slicey bullshit but don't want to go anywhere near bawdglam.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am the second one and I'm not a troony

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think after the thousand hour mark with the same character you get the urge to see how she looks in different stuff

      what about the
      >guy that dresses his female character in combat clothes or a mix of combat and cutesy

      For tanks, the Neo-Isghardian set is pretty great for this
      less cute more classy though
      Dye it a bold color like dalamud or ruby red

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women dress their characters loose as a reflection of their true inner self

      Men dress their female characters cute or in armor because they don't like the idea of a prostitute

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is so much projection in this post it's insane.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if I dress my female character in cool armour?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I protect my potato wife from dying with armor anon.

      Using every single augmented law order set in the game.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Using every single augmented law order set in the game.
        Holy FRICK that's a lot of grinding

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

          Yes it was.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >guy who dresses his male character in armor

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Since glamour prisms are canon i just assume that everyone hides their armor

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Perfection

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There was a troll on our DC that only leveled gladiator without unlocking paladin that would wear the garbage can suit and shit up NN chat

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >nd shit up NN chat
          sounds like an average day on saragatanas

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >STILL no separated version of this version of this set

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the shader update will finally turn that clay into actual metal

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wearing cool armor is what gaming is all about

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >one piece has PS5 textures
        >2 more have PS4 textures
        >chest piece has PS3 textures from HW
        I'm so glad that they're standardizing, I can't use old pieces a lot of the time because they're so pixelated
        I was pretty disappointed in the Field Commander's Coat when I got it because of the pixels and textures, yuck

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish I could love the alexandrian coat, it's so close to being perfect for me but what kills me (as midlander male, fyi) is the little bits on the back clipping with every tank weapon plus the hovering sholderpad moving a whole lot with certain animations

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When does this game get fun? Dungeons are putting me to sleep.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't like it, don't play it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anon. You just saved me money before committing to a bad game. I'll just uninstall, close this thread, and go back to playing DRG.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dungeons aren't fun troll is back
      What's next, going to whine that beast tribe quests are boring?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When did you realise that playing dungeons with other people is easy mode compared to doing it with npcs?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dungeons with npcs
      >hard
      but its even easier since the NPCs don't screw up mechanics

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you die you wipe is the main difference. other players can carry your ass

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          unless youre always the problem, the only reason you would ever wipe to is because of other people, so playing with npcs that do the mechanics perfectly every time is easier. genuinely how are you dying to dungeon shit

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            the skill floor for dungeons isn't particularly high. then again i suffered through a copperbell hard yesterday that wiped to biggy and to ouranos

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh no?!
          >Pick tank job
          >Force urine ranger to heal me through a gorillion vuln stacks
          >Can almost hear his regret
          >Kill boss
          Anyways

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trusts are only "harder" if you consistently fail Boss mechanics since you don't have Resbot-Healer to save your ass, so you dying is a instant wipe.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depends, White Mages and Conjurers aren't actually primarily healers since their shit is basically being the Elemenatls b***hes, healing is just a thing they can do and Sages are SUPPOSED to be actual doctors/chemists on top of their Aether stuff doing medical research and shit, which is why there was some butthurt about WoL becoming one at the start of their questline IIRC

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does the final boss of Amarot ever soft enrage by destroying all the little side rocks?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, it was a problem on release because people are bad

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people letting potato enjoyers live rent-free in their heads
    Lol

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the more complex the wound and the more life-threatening the wound, the more aether you need. You run the risk of killing yourself or something else if you do "too much" healing.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that guy who only dresses his character in standard series job clothes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish hoods weren't shitty
      They all just make your character bald and as a result this outfit is 10x less cute than it should be

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      People who only dress in AF armors are real homies, some of my favorite parts of each expac are fighting the X.0 final boss in the release window and everybody's still wearing their shiny new AF armor

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        All paladin AF armors stink, crendulum fending looks better

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I liked the Stormblood set for PLD

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Horrible opinion

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Truly terrible opinion

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          EW > HW > SHB > SB > ARR
          All of them look good, ARR's is just too blocky.

          Who won this time? (pending BLM).

          >Who won this time?
          DRK, DRG and PLD, maybe SAM and SGE

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    HPs aren’t representative of actual damage- it’s an abstraction of how long until you get the fatal blow. This is why tanks can get stabbed for 30 minutes straight in a dungeon but npcs die instantly to a single stab.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is no corpse run (like in eq) or ghostwalk (like in WoW) because in ffxiv you never die. Even in a full raid wipe its reset, as though it never happened. The WoL canonically one shots the game

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every wipe is canonically an Echo vision of how you could have potentially fricked up

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      True men can keep fighting even after their hit points drop to 0.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know of all the weird extra classes they added to GBA FFV how in the frick didn't they add Dark Knight?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          gladiator seems like a stand-in but i'd have preferred dark knight, especially with necromancer there

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, though I did sell a Skoll's Claw for eight figures back when it was current

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    will Arenvald ever walk again?
    or is he just condemned to sit in that chair while Fordola abuses his dicks and rides it so hard she always nearly snaps it in half?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >condemned to sit in that chair while Fordola abuses his dicks and rides it so hard she always nearly snaps it in half?
      Uhhh
      Doesn't sound like too bad of a fate

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But muh representation, anon.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you ever won a Blitzbelt/ring or Cassie Earring Anon?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got the Speed Belt a month before EW took it away forever.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can trade it for a ring if you need to or want to at a calamity salvager

        THE
        GANG
        IS
        ALL
        HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        I'm wondering if this is a lalafell posting this

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You can trade it for a ring if you need to or want to at a calamity salvager
          Why would I want to trade in an item that isn't obtainable anymore?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Re read it anon, you can trade in the speed belt for the ring.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I know. Why would I want to do that? You can't obtain the speed belt anymore. It's priceless.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It would be like if you had a piece of Dated armor from 1.0 and you traded it in for some level 20 leveling gear.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No you can still wear the dated armor, you can never wear the belt

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's why I said
            >if you need to or want to

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I won a cassie ring legit just going to kill it when I happened to be in Pagos during its spawn window.

      For the blitz ring, I went to dynamis and joined farming groups who would kill the crab multiple times during a fog weather window by everyone immediately leaving on its death and creating new instances. Did that for about a week straight and it finally happened.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    According to my math, I'm now 76 percent done with this shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Autism
      I have respect for your dedication

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can do it anon! i believe in you!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        /pet

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          THE
          GANG
          IS
          ALL
          HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    so there is still 4 or 5 months to go?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      as short as 2. probably 3

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Predict the turnover rate for femhroth bandwagoners

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Femroes will be extinct after Femhroth are added. Anyone else that changes to one will end up changing back.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Femroe have hilarious emotes, but the Japs gave them almost completely mannish bodies. They’d be more popular if they made them real musclegirls with big thighs and hips.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      15 minutes

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love thighlanders

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just one of those threads again.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They don't even really heal they just have the equivalent of smelling salts and physical therapy.
    No they basically accelerate natural healing, so any mortal blow is mortal and anything that cannot heal cannot be healed.
    However unless the blow is explicitly mortal you can triage.
    That's why you and Krile can bring Y'shtola back from Zenos' slash because she was bleeding out, and that's also why she needed a surgeon to actually stitch her back up and to rest.
    >Healers can't even fix someones broken legs
    They can't set it if it's shattered. Though it's hard to tell if Arenvald just has a bum leg or if it's something fricked up with his spine.
    Because he talks like he's paraplegic, but he looks like he just had a football injury.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the bodies already healed to the point of scar tissue theres nothing for healing magic to heal. The body has gone "eh, good enough" and sadly thats how nature works. Healing magic hastens the bodies natural regeneration to restore damage. If theres nothing in the bodies opinion to restore it does nothing.

    Why do you think Rabhauns not glued his arm back on?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's still a massive missed opportunity that they didn't have Cid build him a cool robot arm

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cid doesn't build weapons anymore except when he does.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cid just built an entire goddamn Gundam last expansion don't give me that shit

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He didn't build it, just retrofitted an existing mobile weapon of allagan make with modern tech

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >except when he does

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tome/Raid rings should stop being classified as Unique so you can double up on the good one instead having to have one good one and one shitty one.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think anyone disagrees with this
      The funny thing is that they unlock them after they're not limited tome gear

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What're you talking about? Spell Speed is great. It's so great that only a single spellcasting job wants it. Only one, of three. So let's put that shit not only on the rings, but every piece.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it’s good for whm if you are into parsehomosexualry on a whm, but I can’t imagine anyone is impressed by that.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I got Thaleia for a roulette earlier today, in which the groups WHM spent his entire time casting glare and letting people die to unavoidable AoE. It was a sight to behold.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like playing healer in dungeons because i can just press my 3 attack skills and the tank just heals himself

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i like playing healer in dungeons because i can just press my 3 attack skills and the tank just heals himself

      i like playing healer in ultimates because i can press all of my kit

      >i like playing healer in ultimates because i can press all of my kit
      I wonder who's behind this post....

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like playing healer in ultimates because i can press all of my kit

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still think it's hilarious how they added DoT damage boosts to SPS/SKS and now barely anyone has DoTs

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >holy crap lois this reminds me of that one time I fought in the dragonsong war

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >smash cut to Peter EHEHEHEHEHEHEing his way through the sky in DRG armor before he gets bored alive by a dragon*

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >2 minutes of thhhhh AHHHH
        comedy gold

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If we wanna talk about AF sets, I wish they'd just give DRK a semi normal looking helm instead of making every set trying to copy Cecil's Amano artwork. Make it edgy but not a 1:1 of that exact look.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I so desperately wish for some more fricking down to earth AFs.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who won this time? (pending BLM).

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      DRG

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      PCT midriff sexo is the winner for me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      PCT

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      DRK, AST, too bad I don't like those classes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely can't tell the DRK armor is new. Nor the Dragoon armor. And in fact not the WAR armor either. All their sets look the goddamn same.
      Anyway, winner is either SAM or WHM so far, with MNK as a runner up. Really hope Black Mage can provide some competition, too.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >SAM
        Looks identical to the Endwalker one. Interested in getting a better look at what the attached weapon looks like though.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dragoon almost always wins
      Ninja is looking good
      Dark Knight is neat

      Viper looks cool and I'm tired of pretending it doesn't

      I so desperately wish for some more fricking down to earth AFs.

      I love the FFT/FF3 Dark Knight design so much

      I genuinely can't tell the DRK armor is new. Nor the Dragoon armor. And in fact not the WAR armor either. All their sets look the goddamn same.
      Anyway, winner is either SAM or WHM so far, with MNK as a runner up. Really hope Black Mage can provide some competition, too.

      The Samurai gear looks the exact same as the last set, what

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Like
      DRG, NIN, RDM, SCH, MCH, WHM, MNK, SMN, GNB, VPR
      >Don't like
      WAR, RPR, AST, PCT, DNC, SAM
      >Undecided until I see it ingame, how it dyes and how does it combine with other gear
      BRD, PLD, DRK, SGE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm really not digging the poncho for SMN though I get that it fits DT.
      SMN is supposed to have bawdglams.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love the AST set, hopefully it's something simple for BLM too

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm so sick and tired of warrior sets it's the same thing every damn fricking time. and nothing beats the 50 set anyways.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That PCT set is so lame

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I made a beatnik style glam for PCT, but the game is really misisng a turtleneck. There's regular sweaters but no turtlenecks.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          is beatnik really appropriate when pictomancer is full of color and caricatures of cutesy animals?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gap moe

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This actually looks really good Anon, I'm impressed

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah I forgot we're getting a glasses slot

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I kinda want to do something for it with the trench coat and fedora from sildihn just because it seems funny

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hope you die, all black art hoes are the fricking worst people on the planet

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      BLM's better be awesome, its only good sets are ARR and ShB

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I liked the EW BLM AF, just wish the robe was longer

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DRG
      Meh
      >NIN
      Based Koga chad
      >WAR
      Based Wild Man Chad
      >RDM
      Nice and dapper
      >SCH
      ARR ROOK SAME
      >BRD
      Not sure if I like or hate the rock star look
      >MCH
      Looks shit
      >RPR
      Looks awful in game
      >AST
      Boring
      >PLD
      Looks shit
      >PCT
      TUMMYMANCER
      >WHM
      Looks shit
      >DNC
      Looks boring
      >DRK
      SEXOOOO ARMOR
      >MNK
      Meh
      >SMN
      Looks shit
      >SAM
      Shit as always
      >SGE
      Awful
      >GNB
      Art looks kino, in game looks awful
      >VPR
      It's literally just Ezio why are the devs so fricking bad at making gear.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    LET ME BACK IN

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just got a mass dc too though only 180 queue on Light.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So i've been under a rock for a while. What are they doing with VPR to make it different from NIN who also dual wields?
    Who asked for VPR?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody knows yet, we've seen like three buttons and a buff skill

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We don't know jack shit and won't learn more until the job action trailer in May.
      Though it seems to feature stance switching between dual swords and twinblade.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What are they doing with VPR to make it different from NIN who also dual wields?
      NIN is a hybrid melee-ranged since half of their attacks hit at a distance and they have the Mug buff. VPR seems to be entirely melee focused, we have to wait until the media tour stuff to actually see how it plays but the general consideration is that it'll probably be like a DPS equivalent to Gunbreaker except with some thiefsword super attack stance mode thing. it's melee through and through but uses Scouting gear.

      Yoshida's works should be taken with a grain of salt but it does sound like he wants it to be more complex than, say, RPR, so it'll probably be very combo-proc'y.

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ASTbros how we feeling. will the rework save or kill us

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally going to lose what's left of it's identity and become White mage with a space skin. Zero hope or faith in SE to make the class feel good or give the class flavor again. Metagays might be a prasebot healer at best.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you consistently have the most moronic posts itt and need to change your formatting.

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another reason to swap from healer to tank come DT. I think I am going to main WAR and BST so I don't have to deal with other player's bullshit ever again. If people act like c**ts in dungeons I can go really, really, really fricking slow. Then just play limited job bullshit in old content. I am getting old, I'm tired.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i need power in a virtual world because i am weak
      enthralling

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Another reason to swap from healer to tank come DT. I think I am going to main WAR and BST so I don't have to deal with other player's bullshit ever again. If people act like c**ts in dungeons I can go really, really, really fricking slow. Then just play limited job bullshit in old content. I am getting old, I'm tired.

        He’s not only a gay, but wrong too. If a tank is being a giant pussy, I pull for him from heals. If he drops tank stance, I have more than enough tools to keep a group up without him.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dungeons in this game are so toothless you can do them without a tank so that power play of yours wouldn't work.

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're intentionally gimped because white magic got so out of control during the War of the Magi it caused the Sixth Umbral Calamity.

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn homies p12s is so cool i love that fight, all the end floor bosses were fricking amazing this expansion
    >WILD FREAKS
    >snake memes
    >white woman stare

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    lalagays trigger the schizos so I'm fine with them. Just wish we had boy lalas.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your opinion has been noted /vg/Black person

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Considering it's between them are you astroturfing doomBlack folk I'll pick them. At least they don't spam dogshit bait.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Considering it's between them and you astroturfing doomBlack folk
          No it isn't you moron.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i have been saying this shit for a while. the lalas sometimes talk about the game and when they don't they're easy to ignore. meanwhile the ones seething about them are almost without fail unhinged schizos that want to shit up the thread and for whatever reason believe that people are not biting their bait because of the lalas and not because people are just ignoring their schizo ramblings

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >meanwhile the ones seething about them are almost without fail unhinged schizos that want to shit up the thread and for whatever reason believe that people are not biting their bait because of the lalas and not because people are just ignoring their schizo ramblings
        Convenient how everyone who hates attention prostitutes just happens to be the schizos you don't like. Why don't you go back to /vg/ since you clearly fit in better there?

        The worst is pvp drk (aggressive, mobile, self healing GOd) versus pve drk (have to click a lotta buttons just to be the shittiest tank)

        DRK has it the worst since there would be no end to the b***hing if DRK sacrificed their HP to deal more damage.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Try to make a doctor SGE lalaboy
      >get gay stalkers
      Isn't worth it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would like more races and characters posted here please
      Yes, even lalaboys, please
      Variety is good

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mery, stop posting.

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain to me the lore behind white mage's GIGA BEAM limit break in pvp

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      leaning more towards the divine aspect of white magic and its roots in DnD Cleric which has more offensive options than your traditional white mage

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are the pvp limit breaks so much cooler bros

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They don't have to worry about raid metas in PVP so they have more freedom to frick around with the job design.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The worst is pvp drk (aggressive, mobile, self healing GOd) versus pve drk (have to click a lotta buttons just to be the shittiest tank)

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >just to be the shittiest tank
            this has quite literally hasnt been true in years and drk is consistently the best tank in the game in content that actually demands it, why the frick do drk players try to say this shit.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              the only times drk is "bad" is literally the last tier of an expansion MAYBE

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh they’re never unusable, but they are noticeably worse in all of savage. From a healing point of view, you have to baby them noticeably more on non-TB, high dmg points like Themis auto attacks or pande bleeds.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >but they are noticeably worse in all of savage
                ????????????????????????????????? drk has some of the best mitigation for savage and is consistently at the top of tank dps, only being beaten SOMETIMES to gnb and eventually warrior at the end of a expansion. i'm sick and tired of this meme that drk is only servicable NO this entire expansion especially they've been fricking amazing.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t. Visibly worried warrior

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                homie i play every tank in the game, you would only play warrior if you really really liked it but if we're talking about the best tank for savage it's either gnb or drk it has been for a very very long time.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nascent flash blows oblation out of the water for p10s step, bro I ain’t a dev, I’m not why wars wil get adjusted

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah and tbn blows nascent flash out of the water, and drk gets both TBN and oblation together very frequently, wars best healing isn't even from bloodwhetting it's from thrill + equal

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >nascent flash is worse than tbn
                Yeah if tbn hit both tanks at the same time lmao

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                literally no savage or ultimate player in the game is going to agree with you that nascent is better than tbn, tbn is arguably the single best mitigation button in the entire game.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Preventing damage is always better than healing it off

                Yea that’s the main problem is that if they have more than one you just stuck there waiting to die from other lbs most likely summoner , DRG, and ast

                This includes mitigation and shields champ. Maybe warriors need to be OP to compensate for how stupid the players are?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the entire thread has been saying that drk is shit at the very end of an expansion
                >bring up ff logs for 6.5
                anon you cannot be this fricking stupid, kys drk players are always the worst fricking players in the entire game that don't even know how to play their own job.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                i genuinely can't tell if youre stupid or if you actually think gunbreaker has worse mitigation than pld and war in savage

                Great argument mongoloid

                this stat is literally useless cause warrior is healing all the fricking time, it's going to be the highest no matter if when the healing isn't doing anything, shields will ALWAYS be better than healing because preventing damage is more valuable this has been known since forever and i can only assume you've just started playing the game if you think otherwise.

                Overhealing is removed from HPS.

                Listen morons, I don’t even play DRK- I HEAL them and they are noticeably squisher than any other tank!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Overhealing is removed from HPS.
                i'm not talking about overhealing, i'm talking about instances where regening would have been enough, a lot of healing from nascent flash is literally useless in the grand scheme of things cause healers wouldn't even heal to full in most cases
                >Listen morons, I don’t even play DRK- I HEAL
                and i play drk, i am telling you you are playing with bad drk if they cannot mitigate with the single best mitigation button in the entire game. you have no fricking idea how much value tbn and oblation together is and you get 2 fricking stacks of oblation for FREE.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                and once again, during p5-8s warriors literally could not out heal the dot, but guess what shield mitigated it almost perfectly....

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                > you have no fricking idea how much value tbn and oblation together is and you get 2 fricking stacks of oblation for FREE.
                You know oblation is built into nascent flash, for both tanks? Except on a 25sec cooldown instead of a 60. Well you do now!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                you are genuinely the first healer (and honestly first raider) i've ever met in my entire life that prefers heals over shields. like i dont understand how someone who doesn't even play the fricking role thinks bloodwhetting is better than tbn
                >mut muh you can share it with other tanks
                this is funny too cause during p8s phase 2 tbn was still better for sharing the stack autos.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why did you reply to my post dealing with PvP DRK?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                i genuinely can't tell if youre stupid or if you actually think gunbreaker has worse mitigation than pld and war in savage

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                this stat is literally useless cause warrior is healing all the fricking time, it's going to be the highest no matter if when the healing isn't doing anything, shields will ALWAYS be better than healing because preventing damage is more valuable this has been known since forever and i can only assume you've just started playing the game if you think otherwise.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody does savage or ultimate you moron gorilla Black person

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Preventing damage is always better than healing it off

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >From a healing point of view, you have to baby them noticeably more on non-TB
                i genuinely don't understand how you can come from endwalker savage, where the second tier had dots that warriors literally couldn't out heal and come away thinking drk is the one with shit defense when it has 2 stacks of oblation and TBN every 15 seconds

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Isn’t DRK legit the best pve tank and in PvP if you can get a decent party that can follow up on you you can easily team wipe and alliance wipe?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              theres a reason why people have been constantly asking for drk nerfs in pvp lol, you can only get sucked in by salted earth so many times before you go fricking insane, and in pve i would personally say gnb but drk is contender.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yea that’s the main problem is that if they have more than one you just stuck there waiting to die from other lbs most likely summoner , DRG, and ast

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        because in PvE as soon as one LB does 0.1% less damage than another it's an instant "X DPS NOT ALLOWED" in party finder and whatnot

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Blame raidgays.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She heard SGE had a healing laser and got jealous

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      White mages aren't healers in lore. They are basically Black Mage but running on a different power source.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >White Mages are tree translators
        >Scholar slap you across the face when you're hurt and tell you to get back in the fricking trench, soldier
        >Astrologians as healers are canonically a very small number outside of Sharlayan, the brunt of astrologians are either star readers trying to predict dragon attacks, or more offensive-minded geomancers in the far east
        >Only Sages are canonically fricking doctors and they're more like university researchers than practicioners

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ff16 flopped
    >ff7 stillbirth flopped
    >kh4 will perform much worse than kh3
    >ff14 dead
    >yawntrail will undoubtedly do worse than snorewalker
    What can Squeer Anus realistically do at this point?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Publically execute Yoshi Pingus

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I don't really care if you agree?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes you do
      Broccoli is on point

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been waiting for 40 min, Is anyone playing this fricking game???

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      remember that there are people that bad at the game that they can't do hydaelyn normal even with 3 reraises and yshtola

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      just do it with the duty support, it's the only trial in the game that has it for a reason

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just do it with trusts. They'll be more competent than whatever party you'll get grouped up with in DF.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's 1-4 P.M. on a Monday bwo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just do it with trusts like everyone else said because they probably played with me when I came back to the game after 8 months and we kept wiping until we killed it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't want to fight with the scions all together for once

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they changing DRG? I like DRG how it is

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      to quote the best dragoon player, its because lvl 90 dragoon is "too perfect", and there is nothing more the developers can do with it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        who's the best dragoon player?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then don't change it?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      so they can make it like SAM

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never noticed any problems with it so I have no idea. If they end up completely changing it to appeal to people who don't play it I will be pissed.

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really liked Zenos. He was the only guy who appreciated the amount of power WoL has. Every other enemy was always like "Yeah I can totally kick your ass you're nothing kiddo"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's the only antagonist who we didn't have a plot power boost from when we fought

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The WoL was the only person in the world who he could truly see and think of as another human being rather than the faceless scarecrows he probably saw everyone else as.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yfw Varis is the most absolutely dogshit father on the planet and directly contributed to bringing an unfeeling monster into the world

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hate how they plotwave that Varis just HAPPENED to be experimenting with cloning and just HAPPENED to choose to clone Solus so Emet Selch could conveniently use that body to run around in disguise again.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            They all-but-state in the scene with the Solus clones he chose Solus as a DNA experiment target out of spite

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Even if he didn't, ascians are able to morph the host body to suit whatever shape they want, or at least the Unsundered could.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              emet himself says the clones just make it way easier, he doesn't have to bother morphing whoever varis cloned

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Does Emet Selch just have a closet full of solus clones? Because there was that one scene where Varis shoots him dead and Solus just pops up in a new one.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                he legitimately does courtesy of varis spite-cloning him, yes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I really liked Zenos
      How? He's literally a nobody who SIMPs for the WoL despite getting absolutely fricking bodied every time you match up, plot-armor early quests aside.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >despite getting absolutely fricking bodied every time you match up
        anon that's the reason he likes you so much you fricking moron

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron-chan, that's my exact point. They explain why -he- SIMPs for the WoL, but as a character that does nothing but sit there and moan until you show up just to instantly body him, how does any member of the AUDIENCE find that compelling?

          Dude is a nobody. Ran'jit was a more engaging opponent and he gets styled on my a dude who literally can't manipulate aether

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            A lot of people seemed to have disliked Ran'jit but I liked him. Just a random old Chinese dude who is very good at kung fu.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ran'jit serves his purpose just fine imo, he's three things
              >A tease for Reaper, he uses Enshroud with his serpent
              >The game directly displaying that soul fragmentation is not power level, Ran'jit can whoop the Scions' asses quite handily
              >A needed push from behind for Eulmore to be taken seriously as an antagonist

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              i liked him too he was cool and his story was fine

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's the rival, he's the only one who even attempts to reach for the same power the WoL has.

        regardless of US beating him, no one else in creation could but us.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno, feels like plenty of Ascians give the WoL more of a work out than Zenos. It's hard to identify him as standing out compared to any of the other baddies who gets instantly dropped before the WoL looks at the camera and smirks like he's on the frickin Office

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Elidibus is the strongest Ascian, and Zenos is quite a bit stronger than him.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe I'm just not deep enough in the lore. 0 wins to X losses makes every antagonist feel equal, imo.

              Is there some explanation for Zenos being bigger and badder than Ascians? Did I just miss this? Every time I see him I remember he exists and wait for the end of the scene because he's so boring.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Is there some explanation for Zenos being bigger and badder than Ascians? Did I just miss this?
                It would have been covered in the Garlemald expansion that they skipped, so instead they handwaved it as Emet's soul genes activating Ancient ubermensch powers.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                he's strong for the reason WoL is.

                he just is, some aspect of his soul and his body are just beyond normal specs.

                lest you forget, the WoL at this point is much stronger than Elidibus, who was the strongest Ancient we've ever met.

                simply because they are.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're not wrong, but it always annoys me when people forget that, from WoL's pov, Zenos is some creep he's seen for a grand total of 15 minutes across the whole story, usually showing up saying incomprehensible shit that WoL has no context to understand.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        People seem to miss for some reason that most dialogue options against Zenos are either some variant of "huh?" or some variant of "piss off, kupo" since he does precious little but show up, kick your ass (until he doesn't), and spout in iambic pentameter

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They probably don't differentiate themselves properly from the character of WoL and don't realize that WoL can't see all the
          >Meanwhile, in Garlemald...
          cutscenes, which is 90% of Zenos' screentime.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Even if WoL could I think he'd be even more confused than he is in canon

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe Zenos just assumes WoL uses their memory echo everytime he visits because Zenos thinks WoL is interested in what he's been up to.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're not wrong, but it always annoys me when people forget that, from WoL's pov, Zenos is some creep he's seen for a grand total of 15 minutes across the whole story, usually showing up saying incomprehensible shit that WoL has no context to understand.

      I wish we could show our enemies more respect than we do currently
      Our reaction to Gaius when he returned was kinda off to me, it seemed immature

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah was rather weird they made us seem like threatening him when he pretty much was doing our job and cleaning house on the remaining Ascians trying to do shit while we were trying to purge Garlman out of the east.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gaius is a case where I can completely agree. For players he was dead for literally years and we didn't care anymore, for the character he was dead for ??? and he shows up and drops Alphinaud at our feet after saving him, then later we have to work with him and our reaction is 'Grr, grrr!'? The frick was that shit?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          I wish we could show our enemies more respect than we do currently
          Our reaction to Gaius when he returned was kinda off to me, it seemed immature

          >for the character he was dead for ???
          A year tops I think. Imagine if you shot Bin Laden or some shit, only to find him alive and well a year later claiming to have changed. You'd probably be hostile too.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's more like we shot him, he came back after saving our friend and taking out our enemies and then a bit later after that he shows up a third time and suddenly we're mad at him. Also see anon's post here

            [...]
            >Gaius is an enemy, but he goes out of his way to avoid unnecessary bloodshed in his conquest because he believes he's doing it for the betterment of the conquered people, the kind of guy who betrayed his emperor to try and save Eorzean lives during Meteor, and who could have taken any of the city-states by force but opted to wait 20 years for an opportunity for peaceful acquisition
            >WoL reacts to him with raw fricking SEETHE

            >Emet-Selch has killed 7 worlds worth of people, millions of lives on the Source each of those 7 rejoinings, and personally gave the order to drop Dalamud
            >WoL is all smiles and tears

            While he's being a bit over the top with his explanation we literally just came off an entire expansion of working with an enemy and came back to Gaius who had already saved Alphinaud and was vaguely vetted by Estienen.
            Like I'm not saying don't give players an option to be hostile or we have to be best buds. Just at least give me the option to not act like a rabid attack dog towards the guy.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gaius is a case where I can completely agree. For players he was dead for literally years and we didn't care anymore, for the character he was dead for ??? and he shows up and drops Alphinaud at our feet after saving him, then later we have to work with him and our reaction is 'Grr, grrr!'? The frick was that shit?

        >Gaius is an enemy, but he goes out of his way to avoid unnecessary bloodshed in his conquest because he believes he's doing it for the betterment of the conquered people, the kind of guy who betrayed his emperor to try and save Eorzean lives during Meteor, and who could have taken any of the city-states by force but opted to wait 20 years for an opportunity for peaceful acquisition
        >WoL reacts to him with raw fricking SEETHE

        >Emet-Selch has killed 7 worlds worth of people, millions of lives on the Source each of those 7 rejoinings, and personally gave the order to drop Dalamud
        >WoL is all smiles and tears

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          a million deaths are just a statistic.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        >Gaius is an enemy, but he goes out of his way to avoid unnecessary bloodshed in his conquest because he believes he's doing it for the betterment of the conquered people, the kind of guy who betrayed his emperor to try and save Eorzean lives during Meteor, and who could have taken any of the city-states by force but opted to wait 20 years for an opportunity for peaceful acquisition
        >WoL reacts to him with raw fricking SEETHE

        >Emet-Selch has killed 7 worlds worth of people, millions of lives on the Source each of those 7 rejoinings, and personally gave the order to drop Dalamud
        >WoL is all smiles and tears

        Gaius may be more honourable than most Garleans, but he was still an enemy to all Eorzeans. Forces under his watch raided the Waking Sands, resulting in the WoL personally spending a main scenario quest carrying the corpses of the freshly deceased around. Just because he turns up again a while after he had his butt kicked and suggests working together doesn't mean the WoL is going to react positively to him even if we the players know he's not literally Hitler.

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://files.catbox.moe/h9ushm.jpg
    balmung uldah + mare public syncshell is fricking hilarious

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats my old bench i used to sit on. glad i moved on to somewhere cleaner

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i will never let anyone in these threads tell me this isn't a problem

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Modding has gone too far and needs to be stopped.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          it went too far when people started openly saying they use it in their search info, literally no self alwareness.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            they're not "openly" saying that if they're using {Mare Lamentorum}

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              die a thousand deaths

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      grim

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Emet was right.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kill them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      where do i find these public shells

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    troony game for disabled mfs

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    His body isn't broken, his soul is fractured which manifests in half his body now useless.
    You can call it a handwave but Arnevald got Fordola breasts in his face every night, you win some you lose some.

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    so I already had an account but my friends wanted to play on Xbox so I made a trial account on my Xbox. I should just be able to buy the Xbox license on my old account and log into it with my Xbox once it comes out right? what is this linking account shit they are making such a big deal out of

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do you need an account on xbox at all? can't you just use your PC to play with them? I mean, unless you just don't want to pay the fee until later which I could understand

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >so I already had an account but my friends wanted to play on Xbox
        Just play on whatever you were already playing on...what
        [...]
        Glam hunting is a nightmare for niche stuff like that, you can spend hours in PF waiting for it to fill

        I was pretty mad trying to solo some old stuff in O2-3S because the bosses just have instant kill mechanics

        I don’t have a gaming pc anymore, trying to play games less. the account was made in the ARR alpha and the last I touched it was 2 years ago

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well you could buy the Xbox licenses on that old account if you wanted to
          I hope Micropeen/Squeenix didn't link your account permanently to your new trial one, I could freely log accounts years ago on my PS4 if I remember right

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            that’s what I’m hoping. The ps4 never had this linking problem as I have also used that account there. thanks. if it’s just for achievement I literally don’t care

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >so I already had an account but my friends wanted to play on Xbox
      Just play on whatever you were already playing on...what

      damn i picked a bad time in the expansion to hunt for glam, no one wants to do asphodelos

      Glam hunting is a nightmare for niche stuff like that, you can spend hours in PF waiting for it to fill

      I was pretty mad trying to solo some old stuff in O2-3S because the bosses just have instant kill mechanics

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you can spend hours in PF
        next expansion i'll just get more tomes during the tier instead of waiting this long lmao, i usually just stop once i gear up my warrior.

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn i picked a bad time in the expansion to hunt for glam, no one wants to do asphodelos

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yeah you change things to make things interesting. The class literally has zero depth right now
    I think you're just wrong sorry. But you peaked in savage bro it's cool

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, now this, this is good bait

      Name a current job with a "high" level of depth
      The only modern melee with a modicum of depth is nuMonk but it's not even close to as sophisticated as it used to be...if even sophisticated at all

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally only black mage?
        So change what you have the dev time for. It isn't that deep man

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          So you cheer on the changes to Dragoon for the "idea" of depth but realize that the devs have no intention of iterating on job depth anymore because of the changes over the years

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It took you ten minutes to type this?
            big lol

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah yeah, you're cute Anon :^)

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >meet Elidibus in 5.3
    >he's talking ahit about how he kicked our ass the last time we met despite getting g his shit completely fricking rocked until Graha's ibterdimensional Zoom call incapacitating us
    What a frickimg b***h I'm glad he's dead

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is insane. Why is this entire japanese larp in costa del sol?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is this entire japanese larp in costa del sol?
      Far Eastern stuff is trendy for the Ul'dahn and Ishgardian elite.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same reason why we have sushi restaurants in real life.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yes, the all too typical japenese cowboy.

        Sushi restaurants with evil damyos we need to enact vigilante justice upon, even though we're part of a military law enforcement agency already.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They love it!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >shit talks the Sephiroth pose he uses as being a disgrace to samurai
          >all male characters use it anyway

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty sure he shit talks the fact he holds his katana with a back grip as some sort of sith lord.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, that's the Sephiroth pose.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Appropriate since a lot of the newer katana skins are starting to become that long.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                they need to be longer

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, but I don't think I can hold it like that.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's your alternate battle stance. Use /cpose with your weapon out.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, that does look stupid.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sephiroth looks cooler

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Of all the things they've went out of their way to ungenderlock and the cposes are still genderlocked.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's funny because they'll never make 2 again
              Reaper has its pose shared between genders and I think it's the same with Sage

              How's PLD for higher end content?

              Everything is viable outside of micromanaging numbers week 1 savage or world prog ultimate

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              cposes will probably get un gendered locked, i don't see them staying that way.

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many years into HRT, sister?
      Looking good! you are almost out of the hon zone.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Femroes owe me sex

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Chell
      My fricking dick

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to impregnate a Lalafell

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, but specifically my wife Krile

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How's PLD for higher end content?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      every job is good for higher end content no matter the content, just play what you like. don't look at any charts please

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't DRK get punted to the lowest tank DPS when they buffed all the other jobs or did I miss something

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you underestimate how good dumping a bunch of shit during 2 minutes really is, it's more that it has been outgeared at this point than them buffing jobs, but still it was arguably the best for the vast majority of the expansion.

  61. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does DRK get worse at the end of an expansion?
    t. noob

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      jobs like war benefit from crit way more but crit is usually not good at the start of an exapnsion, the more wars get the more they get better

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >jobs like war benefit from crit way more but crit
        Because of the guaranteed crits/DH? Makes sense

  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop liking gorilla women.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        no

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are we posting drag queens?

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

      I said stop. My penis twitched and I'm trying to impress my Gankerros by complaining about it. I can't do that if I'm yanking my shit.

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok who triggered the femroegay

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT POST FEMROE ITS GOTTA BE LALAS ONLY
      PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO MY TWITTER FOR MY DAILY WORTHLESS INPUT

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate both and hope you both go back to /xivg/

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I love both and want to see more of them

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek way to out yourself gay

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I am the one posting femroes and I play a femlala

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice try.

        I am the one posting femroes and I play a femlala

        Of course you do.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just ignore them or sic a jannie on them, 100% a gaygor needing attention that can’t get any in /xivg/

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        /vg/ has its own dedicated femroe slayers that go on thread long tangents if they see one, they don't need to come here for attention. this is alllll Ganker baby. femroe board

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >discord raider wants to spam report things they don't like
        embarrassing
        won't work on us like the lalagays

  66. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your argument is sound but healers are really a lot more valuable than doctors in a way
    A healer can forcibly pull you from the brink of death but can't fix you beyond natural means, while a doctor can poke, prod and stitch you up
    Both useful where neither really replaces the other

  67. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, but SE likes femroes and soon femhroths

  68. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I play MCH and DRG and RPR
    Yeah
    I used to play SMN before the rework also I hope arthoe paintmancer is good because I hate every caster now

  69. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      cute

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  70. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I can't have law order helm rabbits

    Maybe the big cat ladies will be able to wear it...?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope they merge

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not very nice

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          shit taste pedo

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cope!

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              stupid lalaBlack person pedo hiding behind ryne kys

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Femroes.... lost

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                kys pedofell

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not going to happen, femroes shall stay unfricked

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                youre just another chomosexual scared of grown women because youre weak
                grow up

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Come here more regularly, would ya? I like seeing the lalahomosexuals all uppity

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                your reverse psychology wont work on me you stupid lalahomosexual

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                you stupid frick shut up shut the frick up and take the praise freak
                eyes on the actual target

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh now the Black personfell is mad they they were caught fricking piece of shit moron

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                my trans ally!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                mad troonyfell?

  71. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you could always do it for free if you don't like femroe

  72. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Femroegays have always been just as annoying as the lalagays are whenever they wake up from hibernation. I see it's time for a reminder of that fact.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      cope

  73. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wack thread

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      pedofell mad they dont get attention? eat shit

  74. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Transcoded image

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual hiv post

  75. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    can you homosexual femroes at least pick a side is drk the best or worst tank in the game

  76. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    im close

  77. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was unable to post this yesterday because the thread died, but I completely lucked out on the last sticker.
    Also I swear Ganker ate my post.

  78. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    queue for copperbell hard on crystal please

  79. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are we done yet?

  80. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love femroes!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual cant handle a real woman

      >everyone who doesn't like my refrigerator women must be a filthy potatofricker
      Kek get frickin real

      cope pedofell youre not clever

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't mean to post this photo, how do I delete it?

  81. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone who doesn't like my refrigerator women must be a filthy potatofricker
    Kek get frickin real

  82. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Highlanders or middies? I like highlanders more but they so strange in cutscenes with the default standing pose.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Midlanders look fine standing still but have that goofy ass run that kind of ruins them in my opinion. It also depends on what kind of glams you intend on using. Highlanders look fat in most robes, for example.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I did find that almost all glams look good on middies, its like they are so generic everything fits with them.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Highlanders look fat in most robes, for example.
        They always remind me of Arnold Schwarzenegger in Conan when he has to infiltrate the cult and he puts on these loose robes that look silly on his huge frame.

  83. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can the materia system even be salvaged at this point?
    I was thinking that a zone with special materia might be interesting

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably not. Best we can hope for is Eureka/Bozja style Actions in content like that. Materia will never be anything but arbitrary number goes up.

  84. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Roe-hater is actually an au ra female (and role plays on Ganker as a b***hy high school girl.). He probably is a troony irl.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      figures its some troony pedo melting down over some images

  85. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Epic roegay meltdown

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      cry about it you fricking pedo

  86. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wholesome allies ^-^

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I took this screenshot so long ago holy moly, they don't do eureka anymore

      >I'm a femroe btw if that matters haha..
      Why do they always say that

      They have the benis probably, nobody wants the gay benis

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you gay wiener smokers see a woman and can only project your sick desire for penis onto them

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Woman? Where? Behind the ogre beast you posted?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            troonyfell and troonyra a match made in hell you hiv riddled fricktards

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's a MAN baby

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          back in reality, roe have skinny Asian legs and no ass or hips.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            my ally! :3

            crazy watching lalaBlack folk freak out when a grown woman is around fricking homosexual chomosexual fricks projecting their troonyism

  87. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >roegay so paranoid even the people encouraging him to continue must be the lalapedos
    This just keeps getting better

  88. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm a femroe btw if that matters haha..
    Why do they always say that

  89. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    funny watching all you pedo lalahomosexual lovers have a freak out when your safe space is invaded

  90. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    /vg/ won

  91. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing the lalafreaks have an absolute melty is the best after they have been shitting up these threads forever

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the lalas aren't even posting tho

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good, hopefully they will stay gone

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm too busy eating popcorn as this goes on to post, this is funny

  92. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I for one am so happy Anon defends us trans folk

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      projecting troony homosexual

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        my ally! :3

  93. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >decide to try this game yesterday
    >8-9 hour maintenance coming up

  94. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I find a nice hyur boyfriend?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which variety?

  95. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    only people post on V are troony gay pedos now no suprise
    this is why VG is good

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      cute and masculine just like you irl :3 post mooore~

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >outs himself as a /vg/ freak on top of everything else
      Oh come on now

  96. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks just like me! Hehe I have a boyish frame still so femroes are my dream goal :3

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        cope troonyfell homosexual gay hiv cocsuck

  97. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why V all gay troony pedos now?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok this is actually pretty funny.

      You should post more.

  98. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have a massive weakness for femroes
    >all the loose ones in game are exclusively lesbians
    This is the real crime of Balmung, male characters can't seem to ever get shit done there unless it's with other male characters.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget the magnum dongs they are packing too.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        True, the ones with wieners ESPECIALLY are only ever looking for female characters, how the frick is a guy supposed to get his dick wet in these circumstances I can't work in these conditions

  99. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I posted the Chel femroe and a few others, didn't expect the thread to devolve into this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      troony pedos still mad melting

      shut th frick up troonyfell pedo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick off pedo

  100. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well this thread was actually going pretty well until this complete meltdown. Can't ever have just one drama free XIV thread, some homosexual of some persuasion always has to come along and shit everything up.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      cry V pedo troony

  101. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    disgusting modbeast vs troony
    who wins

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You make it sound as though they are separate entities.

  102. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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  103. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a thread, mark!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I miss mark

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate it here sometimes

      That's my line

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

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      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are not in good company and you shouldn't larp as such it isn't healthy. How many months have you had for that to click yet?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just like to shitpost and have fun, I don't take these threads seriously
          The statement hyperbolic as a result of what's happening rn

          WARs of Ganker.
          What's your favorite offtank companion job.

          A berserker type job should have something with elegance or style to compliment it
          I suggest Paladin or Gunbreaker I prefer Gunbreaker

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick off pedo

  104. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick gay V troony gays

  105. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are femroes like this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      die moron frickstick

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      mad because no one likes them. People either like shorter girls or have bunnies and elves for their tall girl needs.
      Roe women with their muscle bodies and generally off looking noses might have a more niche appeal than even furries.

      I hate it here sometimes

      That's my line

      You are in good company, love yourself.
      Verification not required.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You are in good company, love yourself.
        Th-thanks

        Femroe are okay but their fans are obnoxious, a real shame
        I've seen people make some really pretty femroe out in the wild

  106. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  107. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick gay pedo V troony hit bump limit frick all you

  108. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    WARs of Ganker.
    What's your favorite offtank companion job.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      another WAR
      we unga and then bunga together

  109. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    last post for having no strong opinions about femroes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Broccoli W

  110. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't think it was the first femroe poster that started dumping more SFW femroes and seething about lalafells

    gang we've got another mystery on our hands

  111. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Femroegays are currently going through a delirium phase thanks to consuming brazilian HRT pressed with rat poison and brick dust, please understand these poor damaged creatures.

  112. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    homosexuals all of you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I'm a homosexual then why did you just give me an erection, huh?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  113. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Korkana Ryubi fricks old men for money

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