As a 32 year old man, how do i step foot in an arcade without looking like a paedophile?
As a 32 year old man, how do i step foot in an arcade without looking like a paedophile?
As a 32 year old man, how do i step foot in an arcade without looking like a paedophile?
With your feet.
Don't look like a pedo probably
bring a child prostitute with you. pretend like she's your daughter.
Zoomers don't go to arcades
>arcade
Great joke OP
Arcade games are still being released. Namco just finished US location testing for Goldstorm Pirates, the Deadstorm Pirates sequel. Sega just had Sky Riders and Apex Rebels come out. IAPPA just finished up and while they were sparse non ticket games were shown.
Arcades are in trouble, but people act like they died out 15 years ago and that's not even true. I guess one year you'll be right.
Got you, bro.
im 28 people say i look 18 sucks to be you i guess lol
You have 0 self awarness.
That's never a compliment.
Even if he has a babyface at least he has confidence, grampa
t. neurotic zoomer who has never worked with old people
that doesn't mean you literally look 18 moron-kun it's just a fun way people have of saying "hey you're not fat, greying or balding, good for you"
Its a way of saying you look unemployed
If you're a man that is absolutely not a compliment.
Oh you didn't mean it as a compliment? Too bad, it's being taken as a compliment :^)
Dave and busters, buy a beer.
Get a girlfri- Oh.
I call dips on the one with the pinks shirt. UOOHHHHH
Don't live in america
Go with your kids, of course. By 25, you should already have a family of your own.
>studied hard
>Had a shit office job but make good money
>Have a son with wife at 25
>He is sever autist (you can't detect severe autism during pregnacy)
>He is 9yo
>Can't talk only makes weird noises
>Only play with baby toys
>He have to wear diapers because somedays he refuses to go to the bath
>Some days he becomes agresive and destroys the house
>He only sleeps 3-4h
>No sex with wife (sex drive goes to 0 when you don't sleep a full night for years)
>Only fun thing of my life is playing some vidya in the bus to work
>Regret not being a comfy happy neet.
>He is sever autist (you can't detect severe autism during pregnacy)
why is this relevant? would you have killed him if you detected his autism during pregnancy?
NTA, but I would.
Yeah
Are you a woman?
it's a copypasta, anons.
Even if a lie 1 in 36 kids in the US are autist, with 40% of them being non-verbal
If you want to say the overdiagnosis theory is wrong I would want to see how the prevalence of nonverbal autism has changed over time. Not just a time series for all autism + a single point in time for nonverbal.
My niece has a kid around the same age too with autism and he does the same shit i want to kick his mongoloid ass every time i see him.
The elephant in the room no one wants to talk is the increasing numbers of disabled kids
No one wants to talk about it because if you told the population you have a 5-10% of having severe disabled kid natality rates will drop even faster.
Even young mothers and fathers are experiencing the increased risk of disabilities in their children so age is clearly not largest culprit if it even is a culprit at all.
No one knows for sure but a lot of much smarter people than us are saying that it is most likely the work of some pollutant that have increased in quantity over the last two decades, micro plastics is one of those pollutants that have been brought up many times as a likely source of this but it's almost blind speculation since no one knows for sure how 90% of the shit our industries pumps out into the biosphere actually affects the human body in the long term, the few who might know are either hiding their know for profit or doesn't care enough to spread awareness of it
chart doesn't really convey the catastrophic extent of the problem - to come out of almost nowhere and accelerate exponentially like that without any sign of slowing and without any serious investigation by health authorities is scary and shocking
The black pill that humanity is becoming unable at exponential rate to have healthy kids is too hard to swallow for the "muh legacy" conservatives.
For their mind is easier ignore the problem and think this will never happen to them that try to find a solution
Overdiagnosis theory doesn't make semse as 40% are non verbal and Nearly 78 percent of children with autism have at least one co-occurring mental health condition (Science Daily, January 2021)
https://www.autismcincy.org/autism-facts-statistics/#:~:text=About%2040%20percent%20of%20children,peers%20(NAA%2C%202020
>microplastics
>Air polution
>Weed during teen ages
>Tatto ink
>Paracetamol abuse
>Hair loss drugs
We don't really know
You left out vaccines bud, probably the most significantly contributing factor.
Pesticides sprayed in huge quantities enter the ground water and poisons us all. Farmers dont give a shit
>average age of attaining political power is barely above 15 for men
what? unless they mean class president I don't get this.
go to a barcade
but then there wont be any kids
frick i never thought of that shit
i will never be able to go to a arcade again
well maybe i can pretend i am with my kids holding a kids backpack or something or does this make it worse
Take a shower, hit the weights, get a clue
Be black
Go to a "barcade"
30% of people that go to arcades are 30 year old men that exclusively play japanese rhythm games
You'll fit right in perfectly, anon
Can confirm
Im one of them and the entire rhythm game section is full of Ganker browsing types
I was playing Sound Voltex, and the game is 100% in Japanese. I advised the female next to me, who had been waiting for awhile for online matchmaking (it would have been like 3am in Japan), to press both buttons to skip it.
Her boyfriend popped out of nowhere and punched me.
It's what I get for talking to women. Never make this mistake.
Did you fight that son of a b***h?
You met an insecure man
Enjoy your free money
You did sue right? You didn't pussy out and "eh not worth the embarassment" that right?
I did.
I didn't know his name or anything, nothing was broken, and I was in complete shock at the sudden violence I just kinda ran away.
>female
You know what you did.
Go to dave and busters, although I'm pretty sure the only people in arcades are the employees or the random content creator. You'll be fine.
if it's a redemption arcade, don't go
otherwise you're fine just maybe go on a weekday evening
Go to Japan. Most of the people in arcades are adults.
wear a mask and a hoodie
Just stay focused on playing games and mind your own business. You only look weird if your looking around at other people. If someone looks at you. ignore them.
I dunno, I've never went to an arcade alone. Every time I've gone to bar-cade or Round 1 it was with friends or relatives.
>shave beard
>wear contact lens
>wear clean clothes
You will find out that most people there are 30
I visit a local arcade from time to time when it's a slow day at work. They sell really, really nice hot chips and have some fun games in there.
I never get people looking at me weird. Maybe it's because I wear a suit. Or maybe it's because I'm not ugly and act weird.
You do everything looking like a pedo
With your wiener out and panties in your head
Wear a shirt with a naked woman with big breasts on it. Nobody will suspect a thing about your pedophilia.
Just go with your wife and kids
>32 year old
>still gives a frick that other people think
NGMI
Walk into Chuck-E-Cheese naked from the waist down with a full blown erection. Everyone expects a pedophile to look like a balding creep with a pencil stache wearing something like a sweater vest and khakis in public. Nobody would suspect a half naked man sporting a boner because it'd be too obvious that you're a pedo.
For me? It's wearing sunglasses to cover where my eyes are going.
Stare at mom's when you can. You'll look like a normal pervert and not a pedo but that's the price you need to pay. Maybe hit on a couple to seal the deal.
As a shota boy, how do i step foot in an arcade without being stalked by paedophile?
im going to a double feature of In the mood for love and Paris, texas by myself the day after valentines day
who gives a frick
Bring a date
If there's any arcades that actually exist, they're not going to have kids in them. Dave and Busters doesn't count because that's just giant phone games.
Just hit in zoomers pusy or bring ur own what are u a poof
Idk, maybe try wearing something so people wouldn't recognize you
go to Round 1 instead of Chuck-e-cheese
I played that one on the right, I really don't understand what the appeal is meant to be
I played maimai as well but that's fun
It's a party game, you need friends to enjoy it
Ah right that makes sense
I did recently go to the arcade with family maybe I should have given it another try with them
looks comfy
Hire a cute looking escort. No other way.
Instead of wearing your thong, you wear your speedos
Pick a spot you know isn't explicitly made for kids and you'll be fine. almost every local arcade has a selection of popular japanese arcade games for man children like you.
Go to an old school arcade or something like Main Event or Dave N Busters (don't know if they're outside the US) that are seperate arcade floors + bars/resturaunts. Or you can be a lonely frick and go to a "barcade," but then you'll just look like a homosexual like everyone else there. Then you'll be fine just enjoying the games.
Dont go to some shit like Chuck E Cheese and expect not to look like a pedo though, not that you should be there anyway.
If not looking like a pedophile is a problem for you, then I guess its already over.
>Children in an arcade
Who are we trying to fool here?
just pretend you're an overly enthuastic manchild arcade youtube channel and find a friend to record you playing the games so you can upload the videos to youtube.
get good at arcade games
milk youtube algorithm for cheap ad money exposing exploits in common games so people trust you.
dont be an actual pedophile
With a roastie you can go anywhere