Ask a 40 y/o gamer

Ask a 43 year old gamer anything (male, sorry for clickbait image)

A Conspiracy Theorist Is Talking Shirt $21.68

Ape Out Shirt $21.68

A Conspiracy Theorist Is Talking Shirt $21.68

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You had a prostate exam yet?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, frick the medical system and frick fauci, it's all scams

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no, frick the medical system and frick fauci, it's all scams
        My dad died from prostate cancer this year and if he had caught it sooner before it spread he could have had a procedure and he would still be alive today.

        Go get your fricking anus fingered homosexual.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't understand, dying needless is part of fighting against the establishment

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          why is it that in 2023 the best way to check for ass cancer is some dude fingering your ass? You telling me we don't have scans for this?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Finger in ass costs a single nitrile glove, a dollop of loob, and about 2 minutes of your time.

            A scan would require then to cut out a a chunk of your ass flesh to biopsy and thousands of dollars of expensive lab work.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do u play in a shed in yo garden withey?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't have a garden because i don't have a house, and i don't have a house because i don't have a wife

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        how do you game without a house?

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    there’s more of us here than ever. i’ve been here off and on since 2004. it’s not like oldgays have anywhere better to go on the internet in current year

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bruh thats why every battlefield thread sucks so much

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you miss the early days of Ganker? Would you go back?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah it was definitely more goofy and light hearted and less people constantly trying to bait and troll the frick out of each other.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many hours a week does your wife let you play video games?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      no wife

      What was your first vidya? Mine was Bow and Arrow.

      my dad bought us a snes and i remember playing mario bros (not super), which was the weird pvp pipe game. ofc we played smb 1 too

      Do you actually play with people your age or is it joever once you're 40 and you're forced to play with 20 year olds?

      at 40 it's joever

      how do you game without a house?

      just sit in front of ur pc in an apartment

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        sorry *nes

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was your first vidya? Mine was Bow and Arrow.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you actually play with people your age or is it joever once you're 40 and you're forced to play with 20 year olds?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I play with randoms when required, I don't care about their age: it's a fricking game you pos moron. As long as they are able to function in said game everything is fine. I don't chat with randoms because regardless of their age most people on this planet are really stupid.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was 1998 like to experience
    MGS, oot, half life

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      at age 17 i wasn't that concerned with that video games. half life 1 had spread across the high school and everyone was talking about it. not sure if the years line up properly, but my dad was offering to buy me oot and i wasn't interested.
      i had already had the best vidya of my life by playing ff6 and chrono trigger on snes.
      mgs1 was cool though. oot1 just seemed 'kiddy' to me and i didn't give a single frick aabout it though.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    are video games doomed to be mindless entertainment for woke types and children only?
    second question
    what is the most sad video game you have ever played?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >are video games doomed to be mindless entertainment for woke types and children only?
      Just don't play AAA only
      >second question
      >what is the most sad video game you have ever played?
      Outer Wilds

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Just don't play AAA only
        already on that
        thanks

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lust provoking image

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    what do you think is the greatest game(s) of all time?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ultima V
      >Dungeon Master
      >Nethack
      >Doom
      >Swat 3

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      chrono trigger

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        runners up: counterstrike and ddr

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you have bad joints

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, i have no idea what these people who say stuff like 'i turned 30 and now it hurts to sit up' are talking about. they must be fat.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're looking kinda old for 40 mate assuming that's a pic of you.
    my question: what is your favorite game series, and game in that series:?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      not me, final fantasy and 6

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How long have you been here

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      since chocolate rain i think, my friend told me Ganker was more than just /b/ and i started browsing around the other boards

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does dick cheese get less with age

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it gets less with soap you fricking degenerate

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Soap irritates the skin moron

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          literally never had that problem, you must be broken somehow

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're lying

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              tried to upload a pic of me washing my dick but Ganker says "size too big"

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                And you're underage

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    hey there fellow boomer
    what was your first game? or at least game your remember the most from your chlidhood.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      original nes games like pinball and not-super mario

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        no pc games?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          not much on pc back then, i remember playing bananoid, lemmings and out of this world...

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *