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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did you just assume my control?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    2 is the best ME game
    1 is good too but the gameplay is too shit and slow. it also suffers from 7th gen gameplay syndrome
    3 plays fine but the story is ass. not just the ending but everything
    2 is a fine balance

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      2 is filler.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        youre right, i would have rather bioware released a companion book to read rather than devote an entire game title to the set up of the reaper invasion

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        doesn't matter

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Literally why it’s the best. It’s plot serves the setting, which is why ME is interesting to begin with

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hi DSP

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Necessary filler that provides more time for character development.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        oddly enough, that's why it's my favorite
        I liked going on dumb space adventures more than saving the galaxy from the ultimate threat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      2's gameplay is also ass just a different flavor of ass. 3 was the only game with anything approaching good gameplay.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's faster, making it automatically better than 1
        >b-but you get gear and skills and shit in 1-
        shut the frick up, bottom of the barrel inventory systems don't make for good gameplay

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This so much
          3's gameplay requires you to think and stay on the move. Sometimes you pull back, sometimes you need to push when you get the opportunity. It was such a refreshment after slogging through the garbage ME1 combat/inventory and the barebones snoozefest of 2.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          global cooldowns sucked ass through a straw. ME3 at least gives you options to make them next to nonexistent

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why is v suddenly talking about mass effect again

    is this a pre-shilling in preparation for me4 annoucement

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's already too late, they have assumed directed control over Ganker by now

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        AI generated post

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mindbreaks you into a hypno-puppet and takes over the normandy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gonna be real with you. Never got the appeal of Asari chicks. Can't get over their weird heads

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't count on it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Asari hag makes you into a slave
      god why is this not a real thing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We'll bang ok? My way though, not your freaky alien way

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    IF I MUST TEAR YOU APART, SHEPARD, I WILL

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I loved planet exploring in the space tank, it was very chill.
    The hovercraft, not so much. Felt like a stressful 3D platformer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Quick rundown?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The opposite for me,tank was clunky as shit and obviously un-suitted for explorration while hovercraft zoomed,it was abandoned in 3

      Quick rundown?

      incest

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hovercraft felt like playing pinball. Frick you.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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