>Can't female protaggays just get the draft instead for frick sake?
Makes no sense, why would they target the effeminate population for the draft? you're the manly man, you go lift a gun and fight for transnational business interests
Female protaggays have shown the ability to kill above all if those top games are any indication. We dudebros love peace. Just draft those gays instead.
This, I was around 7-8 when I got a nes. The guy you responded to forgets co soles have life cycles and not every one gets them when they first come out
Except the speaks of it with a sense of nostalgia, which if he were 5 at the time wouldn’t remember shit about it. He if was old enough to remember it well enough to have nostalgia he’d be older than 10, which puts him in his 40’s now.
Considering 99% of Ganker is under age 25 overall and about 80% is under 18 (I’m guessing), he’s lying out his ass. I always get a chuckle when the underages here make up wild lies about their age >im 30! >im 39 with kids! >my wife and kids
Lmao
What's funnier is when zoomers think they know when shit occurred
Like I said born in 1980 birthday tomorrow, will turn 44, started out on an atari, didn't get an nes until it was 7-8. First game I remember was playing tron with my dad.
I was born in 1980, birthday is literally tomorrow, where I will turn 44. I started playing on a fricking atari. I didn't say I was a teen in the atari days dumbass
Shit forgot the game .... again hard to say. But I always go back to super mario Allstars with super mario world. Hard to ouck just one game that's why I like having alot of them
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Shit forgot the game .... again hard to say. But I always go back to super mario Allstars with super mario world. Hard to ouck just one game that's why I like having alot of them
solid taste anon
i'm only 31 but i also loved my 3ds
Never. I thought having kids would make me stop but if anything I play them a tiny bit more. Those homies who say they don't have enough time in a day are LIARS
Probably when I'm burnt out on gta vi. No other company is trying to revolutionize gaming, it's just endless ubislop, Zanzibart rolling simulators, and movie games. I may check out persona 6.
The moment you realize all videogames, past, present or future, rush unerringly toward quick, simple dopamine release intended to bait, hook, and set you up for the next purchase. You are not a customer. You are the product. They don't care about this concept of fun unless it affixes you to the crucifix of brand loyalty. You might think the likes of Shigeru Miyamoto care about a quality product, but what they really care about is your money.
You see, gaming is and always has been a way to kill time, from Backgammon, to Monopoly, to whatever the last game you were playing was. Think you're better than a medieval serf? You're not. You are a pig, or a cow, if you prefer.
It's all about keeping you BUSY, about magnifying your inherent "ADD" to the point where you may actually begin to believe ADD is a real thing. Then comes the medication. Then you conform.
If you aren't from waking to resting doing something constructive, you are a manchild. This is why your parents don't look positively on videogames, and this is why they never have. The controversy about blood and guts in the 90s via the likes of Mortal Kombat had nothing to do with Christians vs freedom of speech. This was a way of demonizing, so to speak, Christiandom.
I already have mostly, the last game I bought was released in 2021, the last game I played was made in 2007. And I've skipped consoles after the wii/ps3/360 era. I've moved on to drawing monsters raping big dicked shota. There's the once in a blue moon indie on steam that is different enough but I've seen just about everything.
I actually retired from gaming at the age of 20 but got back into it 5 years later due to life's circumstances. I realized as the older I got, the more I want to recluse myself and gaming keeps me busy from the isolation.
Me and a friend are in our 30s. He "retired" from video games last year but he's back to playing them again. Only a moron would think you have to retire from video games. I have a cousin in his 50s I still play games with.
The point is balancing your time. If you stay at home all day playing video games, then it's unhealthy. But if it's just replacing time that the average person was going to be sitting on their ass after work and watching TV, there's nothing wrong with that.
My grandma is in her 80s and plays slot machine games all day on Facebook. You cannot convince me this is not a video game, or at the very least not the same sort of waste of time. She basically became a gamer in her 80s.
Only thing I hate is family members every fricking year trying to buy her a new device to play video games on. She was perfectly happy playing on her desktop, but then they all get the wise ideas to buy her different tablets or phones and then have to call me up to try to get it working just for them to be disappointed when the outdated, unsupported game she's played for years doesn't run on other platforms. She's fricking content, stop buying her useless shit.
My point is that there will be people who play video games telling you it's bad to play video games. My grandma has never done that, but Facebook games are so common among normies that they will start to think less of you for playing real video games instead of their shit "video games".
Can you imagine what retirement homes will look like by the time it's our time? I'm expecting Smash Bros and Mario Kart tournaments almost every day. Also full weeb binge watching seasons.
420 years old
at what age are you going to retire from frogposting OP?
never it's too late.
When my ass gets drafted and there is no way back home. Can't female protaggays just get the draft instead for frick sake? I don't play female bro.
>Can't female protaggays just get the draft instead for frick sake?
Makes no sense, why would they target the effeminate population for the draft? you're the manly man, you go lift a gun and fight for transnational business interests
Female protaggays have shown the ability to kill above all if those top games are any indication. We dudebros love peace. Just draft those gays instead.
>transnational business interests
That's a funny way of saying "ISRAEL"
Death probably, I'm 44 and I have been playing since the atari days
>the Atari days
lol that’s make you almost 50 by now. Why do you underages lie so bad about your age?
Considering the Atari 2600 launched late 1977, 44 is plausible but puts anon late into its cycle and the NES was around the corner when they were 5
This, I was around 7-8 when I got a nes. The guy you responded to forgets co soles have life cycles and not every one gets them when they first come out
Except the speaks of it with a sense of nostalgia, which if he were 5 at the time wouldn’t remember shit about it. He if was old enough to remember it well enough to have nostalgia he’d be older than 10, which puts him in his 40’s now.
Considering 99% of Ganker is under age 25 overall and about 80% is under 18 (I’m guessing), he’s lying out his ass. I always get a chuckle when the underages here make up wild lies about their age
>im 30!
>im 39 with kids!
>my wife and kids
Lmao
What's funnier is when zoomers think they know when shit occurred
Like I said born in 1980 birthday tomorrow, will turn 44, started out on an atari, didn't get an nes until it was 7-8. First game I remember was playing tron with my dad.
Jay get back to work at Walmart
Lol I'm a contractor. Haven't worked at Walmart since I was 19
I was born in 1980, birthday is literally tomorrow, where I will turn 44. I started playing on a fricking atari. I didn't say I was a teen in the atari days dumbass
Meant for
what's your favorite console and game old timer
Hmm hard to say. Of the current gen have a PC, steamdeck, switch, and quest 3.
I suppose I'd have to go with 3ds, I always liked handhelds, and the 3ds has a great library and if you hack it it plays an ass ton of games.
Shit forgot the game .... again hard to say. But I always go back to super mario Allstars with super mario world. Hard to ouck just one game that's why I like having alot of them
solid taste anon
i'm only 31 but i also loved my 3ds
Happy birthday anon 🙂
Never. I thought having kids would make me stop but if anything I play them a tiny bit more. Those homies who say they don't have enough time in a day are LIARS
When I get full returns for my gamer pension. What kind of question is that?
>tfw forgot to register in the Gamer Union and get a Gamer License
no pension for me
Never. When I'm a shut-in retired old man, that's what I'll be doing all day every day until I die or can no longer physically do so.
Upon my demise
I'll be playing games at 90 in the nursing home while screaming Black person on my mic.
Precisely the day I'm retiring from life. You know, one stone two birds etc...
50
Probably when I'm burnt out on gta vi. No other company is trying to revolutionize gaming, it's just endless ubislop, Zanzibart rolling simulators, and movie games. I may check out persona 6.
I retired when I started posting here
Until I die or when a solar flare fries all the electronics on the planet.
The moment you realize all videogames, past, present or future, rush unerringly toward quick, simple dopamine release intended to bait, hook, and set you up for the next purchase. You are not a customer. You are the product. They don't care about this concept of fun unless it affixes you to the crucifix of brand loyalty. You might think the likes of Shigeru Miyamoto care about a quality product, but what they really care about is your money.
You see, gaming is and always has been a way to kill time, from Backgammon, to Monopoly, to whatever the last game you were playing was. Think you're better than a medieval serf? You're not. You are a pig, or a cow, if you prefer.
It's all about keeping you BUSY, about magnifying your inherent "ADD" to the point where you may actually begin to believe ADD is a real thing. Then comes the medication. Then you conform.
If you aren't from waking to resting doing something constructive, you are a manchild. This is why your parents don't look positively on videogames, and this is why they never have. The controversy about blood and guts in the 90s via the likes of Mortal Kombat had nothing to do with Christians vs freedom of speech. This was a way of demonizing, so to speak, Christiandom.
so why are YOU here anon? 🙂
You're just repeating almost 400 years old puritan talking points exactly as they were but say "video games" instead of "theater".
I already have mostly, the last game I bought was released in 2021, the last game I played was made in 2007. And I've skipped consoles after the wii/ps3/360 era. I've moved on to drawing monsters raping big dicked shota. There's the once in a blue moon indie on steam that is different enough but I've seen just about everything.
I actually retired from gaming at the age of 20 but got back into it 5 years later due to life's circumstances. I realized as the older I got, the more I want to recluse myself and gaming keeps me busy from the isolation.
I mean movies too.
>redditfrog
kys
You lost
25 or so.
pushing on 22 and I just don't have the time I used to.
You dont actively retire; you just lose interest.
20
Me and a friend are in our 30s. He "retired" from video games last year but he's back to playing them again. Only a moron would think you have to retire from video games. I have a cousin in his 50s I still play games with.
The point is balancing your time. If you stay at home all day playing video games, then it's unhealthy. But if it's just replacing time that the average person was going to be sitting on their ass after work and watching TV, there's nothing wrong with that.
Yeah I'll retire from reading books too
No newspapers or vidya for me just tv
My grandma is in her 80s and plays slot machine games all day on Facebook. You cannot convince me this is not a video game, or at the very least not the same sort of waste of time. She basically became a gamer in her 80s.
Only thing I hate is family members every fricking year trying to buy her a new device to play video games on. She was perfectly happy playing on her desktop, but then they all get the wise ideas to buy her different tablets or phones and then have to call me up to try to get it working just for them to be disappointed when the outdated, unsupported game she's played for years doesn't run on other platforms. She's fricking content, stop buying her useless shit.
>playing video slots
>gamer
Hello reddiit
My point is that there will be people who play video games telling you it's bad to play video games. My grandma has never done that, but Facebook games are so common among normies that they will start to think less of you for playing real video games instead of their shit "video games".
Till death do us part
Never. Games aren't that different from movies. instead of just watching them you also play them.
My grandpa played PC games until cancer killed him in his 70s, I don't think I got a rush to quit them.
25 I do more meaningfull shit with my limited time on earth
Never. What else am I going to do as a retired 65 year old man? Watch baseball all day?
New Age mystic here. Even the angelic spirits participate in gaming. Gaming is a meta-temporal event.
When i run out of good things to play
>When i run out of good things to play
So 10 years ago?
Can you imagine what retirement homes will look like by the time it's our time? I'm expecting Smash Bros and Mario Kart tournaments almost every day. Also full weeb binge watching seasons.
you will have dementia you won't remember anything the moment you leave your room and every person around you is annoyed by you.
>I can rediscover my favorite vidyas as if it was the first time
holy based, where do I sign for this
that's not how it works anon old people with dementia are horrible, I would be rather dead than be like that.
Likely won't; nor will anyone of my generation.
when i finally get bored of it
also you will never fit in frogposter