Attila is the best game ever made

At first I thought, "Wow, Attila is such an underrated game, I love it so much, DARKNESS AND DESPAIR!"

Now I have realized Attila is the best game ever made by a human, and that nothing shall ever surpass it. A true diamond in the rough, the misunderstood peak of the Total War franchise and the mark of a true gentleman is to see it for its virtues. It is probably the peak Total War when it comes to both battles and campaign, a masterpiece in all senses of the word. It is a human achievement.

Why won't CA ever make an Attila 2?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The problem is they did make an Attila 2 - Pharaoh - and it proved that CA is a shell of what it once was.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shitty setting, full of fantasy

      It's a terrible rome 2 mod.

      YWNBAW

      Yes, but why does it takes 1 min for AI to end it's turn? Thrones of britannia takes about 35 secs. I'm sick of looking at the screen waiting for the AI to end its turn.

      Poorgay seethe, works for me with an SSd.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a terrible rome 2 mod.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, but why does it takes 1 min for AI to end it's turn? Thrones of britannia takes about 35 secs. I'm sick of looking at the screen waiting for the AI to end its turn.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Atilla's biggest problem is that it runs horribly even on decent computers. Wait till u get to turn 100 how long it takes the AI to finish. The battles in Atilla are so good but the campaign really sucks cuz of being slow. I literally just play age of Charlemagne because its way quicker

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You took the /vst/ pill to it's natural conclusion OP, congratulations. This is what Total War shouldn't been, but because we live in the shittiest timeline, it's never going to reach it's true potential.
    Why? Because of gross incompetency, greed and stubborn narcissism of that Bartholomew Black person

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean I do wonder what's next, Warhammer 4?
      They have nothing else, I guess the chink sequel maybe

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    because setting sucks

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      learn to spell jeet, not every game needs poo

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick off
        setting sucks and there is nothing you can do about it other than cry
        it also suffer from the same shitty recruitment/building/army system like all nuTW games have and it run like shit
        its mediocre at best and only because rest of nutw sucks donkey balls

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, it is!
    It's time to do an official /vst/-tier list at some point, but i guess paradrones would just vote up their slop to the top 10

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      make a paradoxtrash containment tier

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Attila could be good, but imo they set it too early. It should have been set in the 470s A.D out of the gate when Western Rome was already mostly divided among barbarians. You could split WRE into Odoacer-ruled Italy, Soissons, Mauretania, Dalmatia and sub-Roman Britain, each trying to survive and possibly unite with each other. The Byzantine campaign could be about settling internal conflicts and keeping the Persians at bay, then pulling a Belisarius to retake western Rome. One thing that really triggers my autism in the vanilla campaign is that AI migrating tribes can settle half the world away from where they did historically, like the Suebians in Greece, so putting all of them where they were historically at the start would have been awesome.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      true, it would have been awesome but they wanted to remake barbarian invasion instead and it must include Attila because he's the only one people remember from that time period.

      let's face it, History is made by those who shape it so.
      and some people prefer to play as famous figures instead of growing a promising nobody to greatness.
      Attila
      Charlemagne
      hollywood vikings

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You do realize the Last Roman exists, right?
      Also playing as Western Roman Empire is fun as frick.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        sure, with half the map and no western Roman rump states like Soissons

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >western Roman rump states like Soissons
          "Soisson" (name given by historians, obviously never used that at the time) wasn't really a polity. It was just an area under the control of Syagrius in his role as a general of a Roman army.
          Also arguably the kingdoms of the Franks, the Ostrogoths, the Burgundians and the Visigoths were just as much Roman "rump states", with the main difference being that they were actual polities with political organization.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            oops wrong image

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >>it wasn't conquered by the Franks
              >>Why?
              there were Franks on the losing side too
              ???

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >watch Historian's Craft
            >come out knowing less than before and even propagandized

            Stop spouting barbarian propaganda.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The problem with historical TWs since M2TW is the lack of distinct starting dates.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rome's biggest mistake was not using the Carthaginian solution on every last Gaul and Iberian. They got greedy thinking of short term gains from exploiting the population instead of being thorough.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon.The romans rebuild Carthage themself just a few years later.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rebuilt it without Carthaginians.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      nuTW titles should have more starting dates
      all TW titles could benefit from it

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you know what plural is?

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true that you can partially unfrick the games' performance by drag and dropping files from ToB? If so, would anyone happen to have a download for said files? I never bought ToB.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does Atilla compare to Rome 2 with DEI mod?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty much the only thing Attila has over Rome 2 now is actual horde gameplay.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >actual horde gameplay.
        What's that like? Armies passively generate income and can recruit units from encamp stance?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, much better. Horde factions don't even have cities. You can only control armies, which have buildings like cities but you can move them wherever you want.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    did they fix the shitty performance yet?

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the battle maps in attila

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lipstick on a pig. It’s Rome 2 with an edgy coat of paint, with all of the same bad battle mechanics. It CA weren’t so greedy it would have been a DLC for the game instead of sold separately.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Attila needs the performance treatment Warhammer got, AI turns take forever.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      AI turn times are completely repulsive. Rome 2 takes about 30 seconds on turn 200 meanwhile Attila takes 50 at turn 25. It's fricking stupid.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        did they fix the shitty performance yet?

        they didn't fix the performance like with rome 2, it's permanently stuck as a 32bit game that runs at 30fps max because the only shot of it getting patched was with the "britain made unmoderated chats illegal so bye bye ingame chat" update

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >but muh performance
    I have a $600 PC I bought 3 years ago, not even an SSD, and Attila runs just fine for me.
    what kind of machines are people playing on?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      just seems like luck, not related to specs. my pc is 9 years old but runs attilla decently too and i'm glad it does because i love this game.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      just seems like luck, not related to specs. my pc is 9 years old but runs attilla decently too and i'm glad it does because i love this game.

      Yes, but why does it takes 1 min for AI to end it's turn? Thrones of britannia takes about 35 secs. I'm sick of looking at the screen waiting for the AI to end its turn.

      Hard to come up with reasons as to why they haven't moved Attila to the Rome II new engine build, given whats come out regarding their "branches" and how the newer games are based off the Attila Warscape engine you'd think it be easy to folder it back in. Maybe just limitation is money.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The company leaks revealed that they planned on doing this with every game, as well as remastering Medieval 2 and Empire, but those plans have apparently been scrapped due to backlash to recent titles throwing the company into turmoil.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you have any links? It's something I'd love to read more on.

          I'd give anything for an unbuggy empire.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    does everyone play as horde?
    because that is the only thing that sets this trash fire apart from other TW games

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok jeet

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I almost always play as huns, even white huns get boring for me after i destroy the sass. I played a few times as both romans and the alans but the alan campaign models stabbing dudes with axes bothers me, and i get tired of siege defense after turn 20

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was ok

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I agree 100%

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a ok game, very good if you consider that it's base is rome 2, but has his big problems: a stupid "great power" diplo penalty, killing all the diplomacy; the raze settlement option leaves you with an empty map in late game, it's just you and a few factions with no real interest in it.
    The battles are not fun, cav counter everything, and that's it.
    Too bad because barbarian invasion was unpolished but I enjoyed more than rome1

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    total war games are trash in general

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