Aw c'mon guys! Why didn't you tell me Assassin's Creed was satanic? :(

Aw c'mon guys! Why didn't you tell me Assassin's Creed was satanic? 🙁

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not actually Satanic, but the truth is really fricking complicated and Satanism is a part of that truth.
    I'm talking about the IRL Assassin syndicate, not the games (though the IRL syndicate influences the games as propaganda, along with the John Wick films).

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did they influence them?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh secret society carries a custom library card
      cringe
      they carry small metal insignias

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have a single fact to back that up?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What makes people think like this? What makes people think they are uncovering secret societies and shit by reading articles on their computer? I don't understand.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    These gays call everything Satanic.
    AC is just based on the ancient astronaut theory, while including parts of the Bible, like how Adam, Eve and the Garden of Eden were real.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No.
      Assassins, as killers, are considered "Sons of Cain" which is also a term for a vampire.
      The "Leap of Faith" is a homage to the Biblical fall of Lucifer.
      They also say that Lucifer giving the apple to Adam and Eve freed them from slavery in one of their games.
      The games themselves are Luciferian, but it's the mis-guided Luciferian that believes they are the good guys and that Lucifer is not Evil (he is actually pure evil).
      The real life Assassins are similar but have key differences. For one, they are completely devoted to God, and not Lucifer, although they still value free-will.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >are considered "Sons of Cain" which is also a term for a vampire.
        Which is ironic considering in Assassins Creed Cain is considered to be the original templar, aka the bad guys.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well the particular flavor of Assassin that writes the games (misguided luciferians) will write in total lies as propaganda all the time.
          It's the typical "the bad guys were the good guys and the good guys were the bad guys!" trope that's supposed to make you feel smart for believing you saw through deception when the reality is that the bad guys were always the bad guys and the good guys were always the good guys.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Templar scum!

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Trust me, you don't know what you are fricking with.
              Lucifer is not the good guy.
              This isn't a game and things are not what you think they are.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty sure it's implied that the Old/New Testament is pro assassin propaganda anyway. So the "good guys" are already the good guys.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They also say that Lucifer giving the apple to Adam and Eve freed them from slavery in one of their games.
        No, the Apple of Eden is considered a tool used to mind control, just ultra advanced technology, and the Assassins throughout the franchise have always tried to get rid of them.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes?
            The whole point of that video is that they steal the Apple of Eden from those who came before, since they use it to control humanity.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, it's implied it was given to them by Lucifer, who was one of those that came before, and that he freed them.
              It's Luciferian dog whistles.
              Again, these types of people are mis guided and most of them do not even know Lucifer is real and in the biblical sense, not the "ancient astronaut" sense.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              No.
              Assassins, as killers, are considered "Sons of Cain" which is also a term for a vampire.
              The "Leap of Faith" is a homage to the Biblical fall of Lucifer.
              They also say that Lucifer giving the apple to Adam and Eve freed them from slavery in one of their games.
              The games themselves are Luciferian, but it's the mis-guided Luciferian that believes they are the good guys and that Lucifer is not Evil (he is actually pure evil).
              The real life Assassins are similar but have key differences. For one, they are completely devoted to God, and not Lucifer, although they still value free-will.

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              Aw c'mon guys! Why didn't you tell me Assassin's Creed was satanic? 🙁

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              based af, even if there were fun moments, there was always something cursed about the first few games. Fedoras who aren't even Christian will dismiss all this le satanic panic and then go back to consuming subversive goyslop

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there was always something cursed about the first few games
                I personally found the first two specifically pretty /x/-core with the modern day plot, the ancient artifacts and the hidden truth puzzles and videos. Ever since the original creator left halfway through Brotherhood the series has been missing that uncanny atmosphere, the feeling of dread when exploring and discovering something that felt like bug. Origins and Valhalla kind of tried to bring those secrets back but the games themselves are too bloated to even hope to run into some of them in a normal playthrough. Not to mention that whatever they offered would be just teasers for the next expansion or stuff that gets explained by the end, so going out of your way to find them in a post-game playthrough is redundant. That wasn't really the case with the first 2 entries.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >schizo thread over a shitty, dead franchise
    I'm out.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Assassins creed is a schizo illuminati franchise anon.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Templar lies

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The plot of every Assassins Creed game is that the Templars are right and you ruined civilization by opposing them with your misguided ideals.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >any assassin creed game that is centered around islamic history never has a female protagonist
        You were saying

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    GO AWAY SATAN KYS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can tell this is AI generated by how they try to make the silhouette of Jesuses head and hair look like a penis.
      If you've been raped by the insects in hell you can see other cools too, they like orange and brown color shades because they are insects that love to eat poop.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Surely

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mirage is pretty good.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    t. Seething templar literally banned by the church for Baphomet worship

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >christcuck seething
    he is right but for the wrong reasons

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So How do I join these secret factions?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you get born into them or get lucky and hope that you befriended someone that's already in one

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      get rich and influential marry a israeli woman have kids then join dem sects and cults after that ensure your kids marry chinks

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Satanic, Of course I am

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    IS MIRAGE FUN OR NOT, I HATED 3 AND VALHALLA AND THE FRENCH ONE BUT I LIKED ORIGINS

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's ok
      feels like Origins dlc

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